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The US Leg Of The Blame [FX/CDS/Goatherding] Speculators World Tour Comes To An End In Front Of Tim Geithner's Office

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The meeting between the Greek Minister Of Prime Scapegoating and the US Secretary of Treasury Defrauding ("I used TurboTax") has ended "satisfactorily": idiotic lunacy, which we are now convinced has mutated and gone airborne, has spread and now Geithner is very likely infected. According to preliminary reports president Obama may be contagious as well. G-Pap is quoted by Market News as saying that "President Barack Obama gave a positive response to the European efforts to combat some aspects of market speculation that could destabilize markets and the euro." Seriously, is this just some sick, perverted scheme to make going long the dollar (short the euro) illegal? Can we just make it so much easier and simply hand Benny and the Inkjets the constitution to use as 1-ply Treasury Paper one of these days?

Some memorable quotes from Papandreou, who had he spent half the time fixing his busted budget as chasing after windmills and CDS trade tickets, Greece would have a budget surplus several time greater than its GDP, and not resort to hiring CB Richard Ellis to sell Mykonos.

"The European Union is stepping up to its responsibilities to deal with this issue, and I think that is a very important signal around the world because what is saying is that Europe is united on this cause, there is solidarity, and it will not allow speculators to play around with the stability of the eurozone and the currency.

It is very important to stabilize international markets to not allow the crises that may occur, such as the one that occurred in Greece, be used to create wider destabilization either of the eurozone or of the world financial system.

I found a very positive response by President and certainly this will be an issue that will be high on the agenda at the next G20 meeting."

Furthermore,  Papandreou said German President Angela Merkel and French President Nicolas Sarkozy have joined him in taking the initiative to fight against such speculation. As for describing his meeting with Geithner, Papa said he had a good meeting in which he discussed specifics on the possible anti-speculation measures.

And since this is a world tour, and some concertgoers always get stuck in the nosebleeds, G-Pap, said, for the n millionth time, that Greece was not begging (or any variation thereof) for financial aid, and that all signs to the contrary have been planted by rogue and vile speculators.

 

 




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Tue, 03/09/2010 - 18:39 | Link to Comment BlackBeard
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Funny how this man speaks of responsibility.....

Tue, 03/09/2010 - 18:40 | Link to Comment deadhead
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Dick Fuld must be so very, very proud.  It's all the shorts fault, isn't it?

Tue, 03/09/2010 - 18:50 | Link to Comment Fritz
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Considering that the US has done nothing about financial reform of any kind on its own turf, it seems foolish that Greece thinks we give a rats ass about them.

Tue, 03/09/2010 - 18:57 | Link to Comment Budd Fox
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We don't give a rat's ass.G-Pap is just a desperate delusional mental nut case....and he got attention by the MSM only...When, not if, the day of reckoning comes, he better pray to have enough in the kitty to be able to keep paying Police and the Army still in euros...and not the paper trash drachmaes that the rest of the populace will be handed over...or he's dead meat.

Tue, 03/09/2010 - 18:57 | Link to Comment alphaninja
Tue, 03/09/2010 - 19:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 03/09/2010 - 19:17 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 03/09/2010 - 19:17 | Link to Comment doublethink
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"Hope" In Greek

 

Obama assured me that he considers the initiative useful, important, positive and that the United States will contribute in this direction," he added.

 

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6273WX20100309


Tue, 03/09/2010 - 19:20 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 03/09/2010 - 23:05 | Link to Comment aus_punter
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you must be an important person to consider your support meaningful to those defending the credit default swap oligopoly

Tue, 03/09/2010 - 20:08 | Link to Comment williambanzai7
Tue, 03/09/2010 - 20:21 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 03/09/2010 - 20:42 | Link to Comment hound dog vigilante
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Freebird !!!

Tue, 03/09/2010 - 21:06 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Tue, 03/09/2010 - 22:45 | Link to Comment joebren
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Here is the Prime Minister of Greece explaining how he  & Tim came to their exaulted positions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRFZL6fWM4E&feature=related

 

Tue, 03/09/2010 - 23:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 03/09/2010 - 23:05 | Link to Comment joebren
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Is this Tim in his previous existence? Sure looks like him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S64hbp7kbU&feature=related

Wed, 03/10/2010 - 01:11 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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ugh.  A bad omen for Greece when they gravel at the feet of gravalers.

Wed, 03/10/2010 - 10:17 | Link to Comment RowdyRoddyPiper
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Tyler: You never cease to amaze me..."Benny and the Inkjets..."

A classic is born.

Bravo!

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