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Kinda reminds me of the last days before Bernie Madoff's Ponzi came to a screeching halt. The only difference is Ben will continue investing with Tim until the last bottle of ink in the universe is gone.
Contrary to popular belief, the risks of printing money are quite real. As the printing presses continue their exponential growth, each barrel of ink will require ten barrels' worth to write all the new laws which in turn will need another hundred barrels' worth to pay for it.
The implications of such rapid depletion of our natural ink resources could become quite alarming, so we'll have to explore a massive ink tax to promote "smart ink technology".
To those of you who say we can replace our dependence on ink with simple electronic accounts, remember that Moore's law only allows us to double how quickly we can added zeroes every two years. Additionally, hard drive storage space for said zeroes doesn't increase at nearly such a rate.
Naturally we recommend continuing the same failed policies, only faster, while we create a new government body to study the issue perpetually, arriving at no conclusions other than "more resources are needed to study this matter", along with a massive layer of taxes to fund it all.
I see a different future: Printing of FRNs with our personal computers at home! They will be bar coded for security -- and for tracking, of course. We use our OWN ink! What a concept.
Hey is anybody good enough at photoshop to change this photo of Bernie in his final days at the penthouse to either Tim or Ben?
Does this mean that they will start writing bad checks?
They are ALL bad checks, they just have a great overdraft protection line of credit.
Depends on which checks you're talking about. You can look to CA and IL for clues.
Deadbeat dependent? No worries, your checks will still clear. Cash away.
Actual taxpayer waiting on a refund? You're evil "rich", back of the line.
Produce a good the state "bought" from you? Well we already have it, so what good does it do us to pay for it?
IL politicians are receiving eviction notices for their unpaid offices, I guess because IL didn't think anyone would have the audacity to question the Anointed Ones in The Party.
IL prisons have 6-8 month overdue bills for their prison guard supplies (including their ammo!), so when the vendors insisted they start paying up front, they decided to instead order from out of state. Just gotta keep finding suckers who don't know how Crook County operates, and they'll never have to pay for anything again!
"Hey can ya wait to cash that until Friday," asks Timmy Geithner.
"Auctions are US." Principal?? Surely you jest. When have we ever paid down principal?
This will keep on working until it doesn't. But hey, that's why we hired Bennie boy. Can you say "thin air"? Sure, I knew you could.
Sounds like a slow motion, perpetual bank run.
So, Ben, if things are so great, why is the 3 mo. T-Bill near zero?
Pretty soon one will have to pay to get thru the Treasury window.
Today's 13wk auction going off at .065% is a clear confirmation of the validity of this submission by Tyler this evening. Went off lower than the previous 28 day. I bet tomorrow's 28 day auction might go off even money, essentially a place to just park your cash with no interest. Benny's takedown was huge today. How much longer till we see the big fail?? We are oh so close.
More ponzi fodder
Way to get millions of people to have a stake in box office receipts. Then push through severe piracy laws once you have a big enough gang backing you up. Then you take the people you threw money at to get the law passed and grind them back up with HFT. Wham Bam Why Thank You Mam You Don't Even Make it Hard.
The low cash flow position may explain why my tax refund is delayed. I filed on April 15th and expected date as per IRS site was May 8th.... Now its more than 8 weeks... and the site says- its under process!!!!
Anyone else who paid on the last week - late payment facing this?
Don't worry Open, I just made an estimated payment. Your check should be in the mail shortly.
Paid on Apr 15th - Overpaid , should I say . got check yesterday , and hey 27c interest. Whats the problem ?
Is it just me or has anyone else noticed the national debt has really stagnated around 12.8-13.0T? It has been in this range for quit a while now regardless of all the auctions in that same period. I'd be willing to bet they're already pulling a lot of accounting tricks to keep the debt away from the debt ceiling before the elections because it was well on it's way of surpassing it by august or September before it got to the 13T mark and stopped.
It hit $13 trillion ten days ago. It is now $13.05 trillion. It will be $13.1 trillion in one week. It will be $14 trillion in 9 months. Not sure why you think it is not growing.
Its at 13.085 T and counting as of today, but total US DEBT is 54.257 T and getting uglier.
Debt subject to limit on 5/3 was 12.870T DSTL on 6/11 was 12.985T. It has peaked over 13T a couple of times then fallen back under. With all the auctions over the last 5 weeks it just seems like it should be a lot higher. Like some where around 13.1T. It just strikes me as they're doing accounting gimmicks to keep it from coming close to the limit before elections. I was fully expecting it to hit the limit around sept.
You got bad info there buddy. 13.086 T right now
That's straight from the treasury dept.. I'm not talking about total debt outstanding, I'm talking about debt subject to limit.
The total debt subject to limit had been rising by ~200B a month. Now all of a sudden it rises barely over 100B and the the net issuance of notes and bonds was still around 200B. So I am wondering if they are using accounting gimmicks to keep the the total debt subject to limit away from the debt ceiling before the elections.
Ya you have stepped outside of the time space continuum and just need to step right back on in before you get lost out there.
If it would help I could dig out any loose change out of the sofa cushions.
Only if it's silver or gold.
HOPE BOND"S! They have a line-item for hope bond's? I feel confident now
It really doesn't matter. Yeah running the razors edge looks dangerous but there is a safety net, the Federal Reserve. We will NEVER have a failed bond auction, even if Zimbabwe Ben has to deforest the planet to print money.
Hell I'm hoping Zimbabwe Ben has the style to keep yields at record lows. He can have them bought up at next to nothing, they are passing out free money after all. When you get money for nothing any positive yield is pretty amazing ROI.
Money stuck in logic loop:
If: No decent investment opportunities exist
Some day all that money will decide to get up and move at the same time. Waiting...
your code is inefficient, try:
for i = 1 to oo (infinity)
if investment_op(i) = Nothing then
Rollover(i)= Rollover(i) +1
Ever larger principle at ever shorter durations at progressively lower interest rates. Hmmm...seems there is only one way to go from here and it's ever onwards.
To stop or slow down issuance or lengthen maturities means you are swamped in interest payments but to go on means you are damned to grow ever larger deficits w/ ever shorter maturities...all the while professor Galbraith in Texas will be saying we have no issue because our interest payments (as a % of GDP) are low (only part he'll leave out is that it's the ultimate Ponzi requiring both ever more T issuance and ever shorter durations to maintain the low interest payments to maintain the roll). Think painting yourself into a corner...but a little worse.
I guess I don't understand what's happening here. When is it "Game Over"? What precipitates it, and what is the result?
Its already game over. Eventually the number of plates spinning on the poles will be too great and to run from the last plate to keep the first plate spinning will be too far to reach in time.
i dunno, the first one out profits the most. Vlad Putin comes to mind...
No problemo, hambone. You just end up with an infinite amount of bonds, issued at negative interest rates, maturing yesterday, and rolling over every few nanoseconds. With properly co-located servers, this might work.
Perfect use for those HFT computers in between surges. It amounts to a second job for them. We will all be needing one soon.
Down to $4B? Look, if Timmay/Benron needs some extra cash, they can just borrow it from the Illinois Teacher's Retirement System. Creative accounting, people.
...and if Illinois is short they can borrow NY pension plan and if they are short they'll borrow from Calpers and if short they'll ask the Europeans for some more who will ask Uncle O'bama for more CB swaps.
I'm thinking of these loans like a shell game w/ no money under any of the fast moving shells. Luckily I know better and trust elected government would never do that to it's citizens.
Sort of like they're doing in Europe?
I'm kinda stumped myself, I have some 28 day bills ending in 2 weeks, and I have them set up to re-invest for the next 6 weeks. Not sure whether to cancel those re-ups or what. I would hate to get stuck in a 28-day and I have to pay Benny to hold it as rates go negatory. The takedown's that Benny keeps doing on these bills is absurd, and it's like he is trying to force people into the ponzi scam on Wall Street for risk heaven. Today's 13 wk auction and its next to nothing rate has me worried, but I am surely not going to put money in equities at these levels and sovereign debts imploding worldwide.
Any thoughts out there how to play this fiasco?
Cash balance $4B, is this why FDIC could only afford to close one bank last friday?
Well that's an interesting thought. I had wondered myself why only 1 bank bought it last week.
Why not hedge with a long side short. TBT seems to be bottoming
I was gonna ask you the same?
Not all listed firms are ponzi scams. And there are many stock markets around the world, on which, the securities that are listed are mainly that of solid, producing companies.
Equities are historically cheap, so why try and fight the Fed? The real bubble is all the people chasing these Treasury yields down to zero. You think that's going to end well?
You have defined the issues succinctly. So...why aren't you buying gold eagles?
I'm thinking, "No brainer". You as well it seems.
The takedown's that Benny keeps doing on these bills is absurd, and it's like he is trying to force people into the ponzi scam on Wall Street for risk heaven...
Gee, ya think?
Opt out, stupid ... buy Gold!!
I've been buying metals here and there on pullbacks, I just don't want to put all my eggs in one basket, although at this point, it may be time to break that rule of thumb.
Rolling at $300billion per ten days - or $900billion a month (at this pace)...Let's assume much of this is purchased via our money by PD's (from Fed loans at ZIRP). Only way PD's will stop taking money to buy T's is if short term interest rates go negative and long term interest rates don't cover risk.
Any thoughts on how likely this outcome could be? We saw it briefly last year...could we see it again sooner than later and is that the straw that forces the PD's to not buy or buy only longer maturities at far higher interest rates?
Or does the Fed move in directly at that point and dispose of the PD charade and purchase otherwise (method?).
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