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Erection Simulation or Election Stimulation...which I guess either way it amounts to the same thing.
If only we had a sound byte of Kirk saying "Ramming Speed Mr. Sulu" to which Sulu would reply "oh yeah"
Mixing movie metaphors, love it!
I don't believe in the no win scenario...
Going by the book, Hours could seem like Days.
How do we program to "rescue" the ship of state after its destruction?
Tea Party is bought. They couldn't resist the free donuts and bus rides.
You are obviously not a member. Have you ever watched an asphalt roller in action, Mr. Bitumen?
Have a wingnut ;-)
Updated DOW chart:
The Geisha on the right calls herself Miss Kobayashi Maru of Tokyo, London and NYC, a "Borg Burlesque Queen" who plays regularly in St Marks Place and Coney Island
The guy in the middle is the T Party Candidate for the East Village
you do know about Geisha.....s. i really like her and she is naked except hose. i have a great new BIG geisha mask going. do you have an email, and i would send you a picture, of just the mask mind you, not me. i am sure i would offend sweet william. i think you would enjoy seeing it. but it is probably better in person but since everything is virtual nowadays that is improbable. why don't we have a party at the NYC zerohedge headquarters?
Isn't number 2 from the left Kelly from Married with Children?
If voting made a difference, it would be illegal.
That is what they say in North Korea
To be sure, I will be voting. But I don't recall a past election that had left me as apathetic as i feel today. To vote for the liar that one believes has lied the least implies that I endorse liars. <shakes fist> Damn you KOBAYASHI MARU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apathy is part of their play book
I am looking forward to Senate leader Schumer protecting us from Bernanke..
Schumer is Exhibit A
"But please make sure you make the effort to send a communication of some kind to your newly elected representative telling him or her in no uncertain words, that he or she is on probation."
The cool thing is...everyone is waking up from a trance. The thought that our "salvation" would come from the cities of Chicago & San Francisco?
I'll be just as critical of this next crew fiscally...mark it...in fact more so.
They may have the controls, they have to be reminded someone is building a gallows in their garage ;-)
@ "probation" ?
they are suspect of treason on entry.
I'll give anyone the benefit of the doubt...many missed my ripping of W on fiscal matters...drugs for seniors started it off for me before he ever got in.
I'm a fiscal conservative first, with a Jeffersonian mindset...everything else is secondary.
drugs for big pharma. the seniors mostly died.
suspect i say.
Who has screwed us, vote for the ones that haven't yet......simple.
Unless they want to outlaw masturbation?
Remember - you shirk your responsibility to vote - you give up the right to bitch!
As long as they put a gun to my head and steal part of my paycheck, I can justifiably bitch up a shitstorm.
If you don't vote, but bitch as a weapon of protest that is fine as well.
But bitchin and staying home is not fine. ;-)
I plan to vote "No".
No. __ what?
im voting straight libertarian if no libertarian, than ill write in myself
That is a great idea, the Party of Myself!
It is a no win situation thats for sure, but who to give it too. I think maybe it's a good idea to give the house to the republicans. If Obama didn't do the things he truly wanted because of protecting the blue dog democrats, maybe losing one of the houses can send a message to the democrats. In fact I would like to change it from giving the House to the democrats to giving the Senate to them. It would shake them up even more to realize they could have passed anything they wanted via the 51 vote thing (bush did it all the time). It wasn't the republicans holding up them voting what they want, it was the dems trying to give cover to a few dem senators who needed more republicans on a bill for protection of their jobs in the senate.
Since we already have paralyisis, we might as well have it with Republicans looking for the new Monica Lewinsky ;-)
It absolutely amazes me that anyone can get interested in this bought off circle jerk called congress; but then there's NFL stats. so, there you are.
congress is the people's arm of the government. you are not
a citizen of the usa? are you?
Looks like the clueless will have plenty of candidates to vote for.
That much is certain
once again, banzai makes T's day.
kobayashi maru the new mexican standoff.
(and the f-ing maths captcha questions are too easy for T.
T has google.)
Pity the fools tomorrow ;-)
beam down some open source voting machines.
Scotty is busy printing money for the candidates
You rock, WB7!
Spanking Uhura? I'll be in my bunk...
Okay, now that is done, if the devil-you-know wants to eat your brains, why not take a chance the new guy?
The "new guy party" should be the heavy favorite. Hmm... New Guy Party...sounds like a new cougar thang ;-)
ERECTION DAY 2010
really willy it is erection disjunction day.
your so funny. it really helps. not a trekkie, but can do the
in HOCK V finger sign pretty good, my wHOLE life.
when i have more time, i am going to tell a story. about a KUNG FU fighter that bullied and threatened me and my new girlfriend golfer. i should of thrown him the V sign. he told us we were acting like WOMAN, and WE needed WISDOM.
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting...
uranus klingons? ed koch and henry kissinger?
no, schumer, not koch. he must go.
Schumer and Reid
ed kock and his bro suck. COKE (kock) park in aspen, these brothers are holdin' up this town with BS. probably has been for decades, a good place for coke deals. what would they think, if the precious Kock Park with volleyball nets etc. were being exploited for the DEAL.
" the heart is the weapon." and it is war.
ps. funny stuff. a vote for republicrat is wasted.
and the cross over into independent is also wasted, with
few exceptions. vote outside the box.
currently it is all about a viable way to steal money from
retirees through political hand off to the "market" geniuses.
pensions and real estate. teed up for looting.
end the fed.
this last one is the thing! with the one and only mr. jesse ed davis!
blindman, is he still alive?
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