USS KOBAYASHI MARU: Erection Day Simulation (Scam Trek)

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Tue, 11/02/2010 - 07:01 | 692666 Clark_Griswold ...
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Erection Simulation or Election Stimulation...which I guess either way it amounts to the same thing.

If only we had a sound byte of Kirk saying "Ramming Speed Mr. Sulu"  to which Sulu would reply "oh yeah"

Tue, 11/02/2010 - 11:43 | 693322 williambanzai7
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Mixing movie metaphors, love it!

Tue, 11/02/2010 - 00:27 | 692451 SustainablePower
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I don't believe in the no win scenario...

Going by the book, Hours could seem like Days.

How do we program to "rescue" the ship of state after its destruction?

 

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 23:02 | 692308 tahoe69
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Tea Party is bought. They couldn't resist the free donuts and bus rides.

Tue, 11/02/2010 - 00:45 | 692472 ClassicalLib17
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You are obviously not a member. Have you ever watched an asphalt roller in action, Mr. Bitumen?

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 23:14 | 692340 williambanzai7
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Have a wingnut ;-)

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 22:28 | 692241 Grand Supercycle
Mon, 11/01/2010 - 22:52 | 692255 williambanzai7
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UPDATE:

The Geisha on the right calls herself Miss Kobayashi Maru of Tokyo, London and NYC, a "Borg Burlesque Queen" who plays regularly in St Marks Place and Coney Island

The guy in the middle is the T Party Candidate for the East Village

Tue, 11/02/2010 - 11:52 | 693346 kathy.chamberli...
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you do know about Geisha.....s. i really like her and she is naked except hose. i have a great new BIG geisha mask going. do you have an email, and i would send you a picture, of just the mask mind you, not me.  i am sure i would offend sweet william. i think you would enjoy seeing it. but it is probably better in person but since everything is virtual nowadays that is  improbable. why don't we have a party at the NYC zerohedge headquarters?

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 23:11 | 692334 williambanzai7
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Could be

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 23:08 | 692332 goldsaver
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Isn't number 2 from the left Kelly from Married with Children?

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 21:44 | 692163 colorfulbliss
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If voting made a difference, it would be illegal.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 22:27 | 692239 williambanzai7
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That is what they say in North Korea

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 22:47 | 692262 colorfulbliss
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To be sure, I will be voting. But I don't recall a past election  that had left me as apathetic as i feel today. To vote for the liar that one believes has lied the least implies that I endorse  liars.  <shakes fist> Damn you KOBAYASHI MARU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 22:56 | 692293 williambanzai7
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Apathy is part of their play book

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 21:43 | 692155 Nikki
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I am looking forward to Senate leader Schumer protecting us from Bernanke..

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 22:26 | 692238 williambanzai7
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Schumer is Exhibit A

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 21:26 | 692120 nmewn
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"But please make sure you make the effort to send a communication of some kind to your newly elected representative telling him or her in no uncertain words, that he or she is on probation."

Absofuckinlutely.

The cool thing is...everyone is waking up from a trance. The thought that our "salvation" would come from the cities of Chicago & San Francisco?

I'll be just as critical of this next crew fiscally...mark it...in fact more so. 

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 22:26 | 692235 williambanzai7
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They may have the controls,  they have to be reminded someone is building a gallows in their garage ;-)

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 21:32 | 692130 blindman
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@ "probation" ?

they are suspect of treason on entry.

 

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 22:11 | 692211 nmewn
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I'll give anyone the benefit of the doubt...many missed my ripping of W on fiscal matters...drugs for seniors started it off for me before he ever got in.

I'm a fiscal conservative first, with a Jeffersonian mindset...everything else is secondary. 

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 22:16 | 692218 blindman
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drugs for big pharma.  the seniors mostly died.

suspect i say.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 21:14 | 692098 DosZap
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Obiwan,

Who has screwed us, vote for the ones that haven't yet......simple.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 22:24 | 692233 williambanzai7
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Unless they want to outlaw masturbation?

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 21:06 | 692084 zen0
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by OutLookingIn
on Mon, 11/01/2010 - 16:35
#691916

 

 

 Remember - you shirk your responsibility to vote - you give up the right to bitch!

 

As long as they put a gun to my head and steal part of my paycheck, I can justifiably bitch up a shitstorm.

 

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 22:23 | 692230 williambanzai7
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If you don't vote, but bitch as a weapon of protest that is fine as well.

But bitchin and staying home is not fine. ;-)

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 21:13 | 692096 blindman
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correct

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 20:58 | 692067 prophet
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I plan to vote "No".

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 22:19 | 692222 williambanzai7
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No. __ what?

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 20:52 | 692055 Zon
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im voting straight libertarian if no libertarian, than ill write in myself

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 22:18 | 692221 williambanzai7
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That is a great idea, the Party of Myself!

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 20:27 | 692009 Buck Johnson
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It is a no win situation thats for sure, but who to give it too.  I think maybe it's a good idea to give the house to the republicans.  If Obama didn't do the things he truly wanted because of protecting the blue dog democrats, maybe losing one of the houses can send a message to the democrats.  In fact I would like to change it from giving the House to the democrats to giving the Senate to them.  It would shake them up even more to realize they could have passed anything they wanted via the 51 vote thing (bush did it all the time).  It wasn't the republicans holding up them voting what they want, it was the dems trying to give cover to a few dem senators who needed more republicans on a bill for protection of their jobs in the senate.

 

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 22:17 | 692220 williambanzai7
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Since we already have paralyisis, we might as well have it with Republicans looking for the new Monica Lewinsky ;-)

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 20:41 | 692031 IQ 145
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 It absolutely amazes me that anyone can get interested in this bought off circle jerk called congress; but then there's NFL stats. so, there you are.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 20:45 | 692037 blindman
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congress is the people's arm of the government.  you are not

a citizen of the usa?  are you?

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 20:25 | 692008 oldmanagain
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Looks like the clueless will have plenty of candidates to vote for.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 22:13 | 692215 williambanzai7
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That much is certain

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 20:22 | 692002 Mr. T.
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once again, banzai makes T's day.

kobayashi maru the new mexican standoff.

(and the f-ing maths captcha questions are too easy for T.

T has google.)

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 22:13 | 692214 williambanzai7
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Pity the fools tomorrow ;-) 

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 20:20 | 691997 tamboo
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beam down some open source voting machines.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 22:09 | 692208 williambanzai7
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Scotty is busy printing money for the candidates

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 20:11 | 691985 Rodent Freikorps
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You rock, WB7!

Spanking Uhura? I'll be in my bunk...

Okay, now that is done, if the devil-you-know wants to eat your brains, why not take a chance the new guy?

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 22:08 | 692207 williambanzai7
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The "new guy party" should be the heavy favorite. Hmm... New Guy Party...sounds like a new cougar thang ;-)

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 19:54 | 691952 kathy.chamberli...
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ERECTION DAY 2010

really willy it is erection disjunction day.

your so funny. it really helps. not a trekkie, but can do the

in HOCK V finger sign pretty good, my wHOLE life.

when i have more time, i am going to tell a story. about a KUNG FU fighter that bullied and threatened me and my new girlfriend golfer. i should of thrown him the V sign. he told us we were acting like WOMAN, and WE needed WISDOM.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 22:06 | 692201 williambanzai7
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Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting...

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 20:10 | 691941 blindman
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uranus klingons?  ed koch and henry kissinger? 

no, schumer, not koch.  he must go.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 22:12 | 692212 williambanzai7
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Schumer and Reid

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 20:33 | 692017 kathy.chamberli...
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ed kock and his bro suck. COKE (kock) park in aspen, these brothers are holdin' up this town with BS. probably has been for decades, a good place for coke deals. what would they think, if the precious Kock Park with volleyball nets etc. were being exploited for the DEAL.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 19:40 | 691921 blindman
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" the heart is the weapon."  and it is war.

b

ps. funny stuff.  a vote for republicrat is wasted. 

and the cross over into independent is also wasted, with

few exceptions.  vote outside the box. 

currently it is all about a viable way to steal money from

retirees through political hand off to the "market" geniuses.

pensions and real estate.  teed up for looting. 

end the fed.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVWWmIXKxk

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mHVCtgOWKc&feature=more_related

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this last one is the thing!  with the one and only mr. jesse ed davis! 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hZ_6xIjywI&feature=related

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 21:15 | 692100 kathy.chamberli...
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blindman, is he still alive?

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