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Video Of Chinese J-20 Stealth Fighter Leaked

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Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:09 | 1189113 Dangertime
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War Bitchez!

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:20 | 1189165 dr_teeth
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Does it have the black and gold colored Made in China sticker?

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:28 | 1189239 dlmaniac
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A rather weak weapon indeed. Their stealth fighter is at most good enough to take out a town. Our helicopter Ben can take out the whole world w/ a few clicks on the keyboard.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 15:40 | 1189570 Fish Gone Bad
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+1 Good ole' bowl haircut Ben, the destroyer of worlds.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:37 | 1189270 sodbuster
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I'll bet it's got toxic lead paint.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:48 | 1189290 jus_lite_reading
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I was thinkin' the same thing.


Wed, 04/20/2011 - 15:58 | 1189668 long juan silver
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It's hardly stealthy. I mean I can even see it.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 16:15 | 1189758 DocLogo
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Wake me up when they reverse engineer Wonder Woman's invisible plane.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 16:21 | 1189786 Banjo
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Hahaha yeah! Today it's all about the avionics. It doesn't look that impressive to me.

Personally I would be more worried about anti aircraft and anti ship missiles.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:23 | 1189185 chet
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Remember when we made one of those 30+ years ago? 

Wonder what we have flying at Groom Lake right now....

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:23 | 1189198 Ned Zeppelin
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I'll take a wild guess that you can't see it even if it is right in front of you.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:28 | 1189230 Cash_is_Trash
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Ahh, that's why we're insolvent.

(Greece + Ireland)^2, bitchezzzz

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:55 | 1189362 jplotinus
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Agreed.  It is dumb to copy 30 year old, obsolete technology.  Directed energy weaponry is all the rage now. 

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 15:16 | 1189459 Tense INDIAN
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those UFOs that you have been hearing about .....


heres one of them -=----------http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7b2M6rLis0

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 16:43 | 1189876 OldTrooper
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Those CGI planes are MUCH cheaper to build and maintain than real ones!  They never crash either.  Also, you get very little collateral damage using them.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 18:59 | 1190363 topcallingtroll
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It is a hoax and a poor imitation of the original several years ago done in spanish with a different building.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:41 | 1189299 jus_lite_reading
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and watch from 55 seconds on!

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:45 | 1189312 jus_lite_reading
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that is what we can expect to see everyday when there are no jobs!!! people like animals

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 15:02 | 1189405 bingaling
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WTF ? All for a job at McDonalds . Not good at all .

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 15:32 | 1189525 JW n FL
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all of this and more coming to a town near you! sooner than later!

You want austerity for the poor and tax breaks for people who move jobs offshore! well embrace your handy work!

Got Ammo?

Got Food?

Got Gold & Silver?

Got Medicine?

Got a Fucking Clue? well you will, once again.. sooner than later everyone is going to wake up to pissed off masses!

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 23:15 | 1191060 hamurobby
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Wish you lived next door, we could rotate fire watch so I could get some sleep. My neighbors are FUCKING useless.

Taste like chicken im guessing...

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 15:03 | 1189393 anti Oligarchy
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Yeah - and since it is probably our.design we'll know its weakness best.

How loud won't matter if it is coming at you. Course I bet we have tech that can detect our stealth fighters as well

What our military has they have

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 15:36 | 1189549 mogul rider
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I have to laugh

These chinese fighters are bought and paid for unlike yours which are mortgages to the hilt. I wonder when the squid will repossess all the wonderful tech you purport to have.

Best be getting ready yoru first born daughters for chinese concubine duty courtesy of the chairsatan.

All the greatest tech in the world and you can't afford the gas to start them up let alone fly them,

Reminds me of soviet russia 20 years ago.

too funny

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 17:30 | 1190062 Bolweevil
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To whom are you referring when you say "you". Where are you from fatty?

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 23:19 | 1191088 Rodent Freikorps
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How many squadrons of these do they have?

I bet even you could count all of them and not run out of thumbs to count on.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 15:06 | 1189419 Manthong
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So just whose radar do they think they are going to evade with that oversized lousy knockoff?

The era of manned fighters and bombers is over for strategic weapons.

This is all part of the image building for the emergent financial superpower.



Wed, 04/20/2011 - 15:51 | 1189640 Andy_Jackson_Jihad
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US's?  SLQ-32...last updated in 1987.  Navy has been trying since 96 to get something new out there. Now they'll have to start all over again!  LOL!   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AN/SLQ-32_Electronic_Warfare_Suite

Just because the pentagon spends lots of money on science projects and press releases doesn't mean that 10% of it is actually deployed in any quantity.  The plans used for the J-20 were probably ripped off from a DoD contractor before the design was submitted and they've gotten themselves all tooled up and in production while the pentagon beaurocrats are still dicking around trying to figure out how to give money away and land some cushy jobs for themselves without looking TOO obious.

OTOH, you will be able to buy this chineese stealth fighter at your local harbor freight for $30K next year but it will go on sale for $10K once a quarter.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:10 | 1189114 redpill
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I thought I saw this a few weeks ago?

It's hard to tell, but that plane is much larger than people realize.  It's an F-111 size large jet, much larger than the F-22.  I don't think they'll wind up making that many.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 15:50 | 1189627 astartes09
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Ah I miss the 'Vark.  It was the first plane I learned to fly in a simulator.  Mach 2.5 in 1967?  Fuck yeah American engineering!

I was sad when the Australians retired the last of them last year.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:10 | 1189118 satniro
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Probably the last video the guy ever shot.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:28 | 1189223 pazmaker
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I don't think so....It most likely was done accidently on purpose..

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:13 | 1189119 TruthInSunshine
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I can't wait to see the crash test video.



Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:39 | 1189282 dracos_ghost
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Don't worry, Goose and Maverick are already on the J-10 superiority.


Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:49 | 1189335 TruthInSunshine
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I'm only commenting on so called Chinese expertise in designing or building anything of high precision.

I have a good friend who makes great money in his business right now of basically fixing imported Chinese Auto Parts in mass batches because they're so out of conformance with spec, before being shipped to final destination at the factories.

He doesn't understand how it's more profitable for the automakers to use him to fix these parts than to to just make them correctly in the first place.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 15:51 | 1189628 Almost Solvent
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I know a guy with a small machine shop where most of his business the last couple years has been "fixing" fabricated items from China that are out of spec.


Even with the fix, it's still cheaper (for now, wait till $200/bbl oil) to produce crap out of spec in China then ship it over and fix it here.


What a waste of oil - future generations will hate us for that most of all.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 19:48 | 1190484 DoChenRollingBearing
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I can offer some comments on quality of Chinese bearings (as automotive replacement parts).  

First, they are incredibly cheap!  In Peru, a small segment of our customer base is "Precio Nada Mas."

But, Chinese bearing quality is, uh, variable.  Depends on the individual factory in many cases.  We have bought some lemons from China, but some are OK (trailer bearings from ZWZ for example).

There are about 14 Chinese car brands (!!!) for sale in Peru.  Our bearing customers tell us that they are all bad, poorly built cars.  When they replace their wheel bearings, most owners of Chinese cars do NOT want a Chinese bearing in it!

Disclosure: We sell mostly bearings from Korea, and some from Japan as well.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:13 | 1189121 velobabe
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great WAR of 21st century, bitch†

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 15:06 | 1189392 Dejean Splicer
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You may be right Velo. When it comes time to collect on their investment(interest + principal) and Timmy tells them they have to 'roll it over' into the new improved 100 yr issuances......

They will send in the debt collectors, no?

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 15:32 | 1189543 Mad Cow
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Fiat buying fiat. Debt buying debt. Theater.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:14 | 1189129 MarketTruth
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Well, at least their battery operated submaries can park themselves off the coast off the Republik of Kalifornia and shoot off a missle.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:13 | 1189137 redpill
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How do you say Red October in Chinese?

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:19 | 1189160 chrisd
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Hóng shíyuè

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:13 | 1189131 Sudden Debt
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I've hear they copied the iPad touchscreen to use as a navigation console and WII controllers to steer!

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:16 | 1189134 Sudden Debt
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iPad sucks

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:26 | 1189219 Long-John-Silver
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The dash is running Android.

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:13 | 1189135 Obnoxio
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Are we shure this isn't taken from the movie Firefox with Clint Eastwood in the cock pit ? J/K

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:18 | 1189150 Sudden Debt
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Dude your blowing clients cover!

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:47 | 1189321 jus_lite_reading
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game over

Wed, 04/20/2011 - 14:15 | 1189151 Sudden Debt
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Dude your blowing clients cover!

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