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Volume Plummets As Mutual Fund Monday "Never Lose" Sentiment Is Back

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When you have a self-fufilling prophecy such as that the market never, ever goes down on Mondays, who will be brave enough to take the other side of that trade? Nobody, that's who. As a result cumulative volume plummets, and the market goes green even as things around the world are getting worse by the minute. Once again, nobody but a few computers is participating in this run up.

 

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Mon, 05/24/2010 - 10:42 | 369973 brushfire
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good thing the computers are TBTF

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 10:43 | 369976 lizzy36
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Do you mean 10 up Mondays in a row, amid a 10% correction, is statistically improbable?

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 10:48 | 369991 Turd Ferguson
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+10%

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 10:59 | 370017 vote_libertaria...
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A good analogy would be like in the movie Jaws when Captain Queeg(?) is gunning the engine on his old boat at the end of the movie to trick the shark into shallow water.

He (quants, WS) blows the engine and gets eaten by the shark (market crash).

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:52 | 370138 Jack H Barnes
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I think you jumped the Shark on that analogy.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 14:49 | 370620 Hephasteus
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You mean 10 papered over black mondays have been averted.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 10:45 | 369979 HarryWanger
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No positions here until 200 dma. If we take that out we'll go back to 1132 where the year started. Might get back to 1150 but that will be it in my scenario. If we get that high again, it's a full blown, throw everything in short.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 10:47 | 369985 Missing_Link
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Hey, it's Mr. never-predicted-anything-correctly-and-if-you-followed-his-advice-you'd-have-lost-your-life-savings guy.

What's up, troll?

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:10 | 370044 Mako
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Why would you be shorting? You just said a few weeks ago all of us didn't understand, that long was the only play.

We all went long on your advice.   :)

 

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:52 | 370134 jkruffin
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He must have been talking with Goldman Sucks people lately.  They are advising him to advise us to advise them to advise everyone.

 

Simply put, Harry is obviously an idiot pumper.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:20 | 370219 homersimpson
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You've reached Henry Blodgett status, minus the money he made as a paid analyst. Let it go, man. Let it go - this ain't your calling in life. Heck, I'd rather listen to Harry Knowles give advice on how to pick up chicks.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:49 | 370301 ElvisDog
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Now, to be fair, Harry is tempering his ridiculous-ness a bit lately in that he is at least considering the possibility of market downturns.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 15:08 | 370666 BlackBeard
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Congratulations.  I believe you have broken the record in junk posts.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 10:47 | 369987 Turd Ferguson
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Shit, that's a big move in the Euro!

Not to be chartdaddy.com, but if 1.23-122.50 doesn't hold...Not sure that 121.50 will hold, either. 1.18 next?

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:06 | 370024 SWRichmond
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From what I can see Euro is red across the board today, in all the pairs I can see.  I've never seen that before.

Dollar up a lot, gold up, Euro down a lot, equities crazy.  Must be a fun day at the Fed.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:09 | 370176 Jack H Barnes
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Turd,

At this point in the curve, it should be lower.  We are publically discussing the reality that Euroland is BK both at the Soveriegn level but also its Banking sector.  Europe as we know, has no Treasury department or no central bond authority. They are in a fatally flawed structure.

I expect they will fix the membership rules so they can start releasing the Club Med nations while trying to salvaging the rest of the Euro investment.  Simple put, how it continues to hover at these levels is quit shocking.

Disclosure: I am short Euro's, long physical metals.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 10:48 | 369988 Joe Shmoe
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So what breaks the computers hold on this (other than John Connor, remember him...)?

 

 

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:15 | 370054 Internet Tough Guy
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Nothing, the whole shithouse explodes eventually.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:33 | 370080 Whizbang
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I've never seen a shithouse explode, but once when I was young, a "honey wagon" tipped over on the 93 and spilled about 5,000 gallons of raw sewage on all over the freeway. I think that was metaphorically close to the hiccup we had in 2008, the wise are already wearing their raincoats waiting for the explosion you speak of.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:00 | 370019 Turd Ferguson
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OK, here we go...The Dwarf in Members Only (DIMO) said last week that any cuts in trade would cause "all-out war". 

The ball's in your court, DIMO. 


By JEAN H. LEE, Associated Press Writer – 14 mins ago

SEOUL, South Korea – South Korea's president slashed trade to impoverished North Korea and pledged to haul Pyongyang before theU.N. Security Council, vowing Monday to make Pyongyang "pay a price" for a torpedo attack that killed 46 sailors.

 

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:00 | 370020 Trifecta Man
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I used the dip last week to buy some more gold and silver stocks, some food stocks, biotech/drug, and the spy.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:08 | 370042 cossack55
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And, Pray tell, what shall those stocks be worth after nationalization?

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:16 | 370056 Internet Tough Guy
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Nationalization? That's commie talk, but a windfall profits tax of 90%? That's american!

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:32 | 370067 Mako
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What will those companies be worth with no credit system and production comes to a stand still. 

These people that think these companies run on money are in for a one rude ass awakening when the credit system collapses.

If a person, or a company or a nation can supply their own credit, the credit would never had been produced to start with.

There is no Wizard of Oz, Ben is there to convince everyone the lie, unfortunately the lie runs it's course and than the Truth is all that remains. 

People will be starving even though there will be plenty of farmland, farm equipment, and labor.

 

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:50 | 370129 Spitzer
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Nothing falls in a strait line. As a market liquidates from the top down, capital escapes. The first one out gets the best price. All of this money will probably land in gold and gold stocks. From that point a banking system can emerge and if its as bad as you think, the most profitable industry will be food. The food and energy industry will get the capital first.

I don't think it will be as bad as you think. 

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:03 | 370156 superman07
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the capital will flow into prostitution also, yes?

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:59 | 370331 ElvisDog
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No, prostitution will become very localized - people who think they have no assets to sell realize they still have one. Same thing happened in the former Soviet Union. Keep an eye on that MILF you've always kind of liked in your neighborhood if she gets downsized from her job.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:42 | 370106 Trifecta Man
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Most of what I bought are companies with assets and their business in several countries outside the US.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:28 | 370073 Whizbang
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Technical indicators over the weekend have convinced people who don't bother with macroanalysis that it's a good time to buy. A broker buddy, a quant buddy and I were drinking during the celtics game on saturday and they were telling me that the stochastic indicators are still in an oversold condition. I warned them that the markets are not behaving in accordance with simple technical analysis anymore, as the previous sell off had nothing to do with technical indicators,(or technical anything) but they  pointed out that a large number of major private and insitutional traders would be coming out swinging today on the long side.

As long as the music keeps playing, they will continue to play musical chairs.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:41 | 370101 Double down
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I think you are right to worry. 

I am deeply unsure there are "corrections" left in the realm of possibilities.  There are only swans left; big, black, foul mouthed, and some one contributing to ZH said "they are all carnivorous". 

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:31 | 370076 GIANTKILR
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Has anybody heard anything about this:

http://seminal.firedoglake.com/diary/50368/

Trying to confirm this.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:47 | 370121 GIANTKILR
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Here is another source:

http://monkeyfister.blogspot.com/2010/05/major-change-down-below.html

These are both blogs. I would like to have it confirmed with a main stream news source. This could be detrimental to everything financially and environmentally.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:36 | 370266 banksterhater
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The author says the relief well won't help, imo, that's bull, because the relief well is approached from way below, at an angle, it's like threading a needle, but it's been done many times. In fact they are drilling 2 r. wells, an implosion at the BOP is way above this intersection I think. I feel they are stalling the top kill , wanting more time on the r. well, which they are rushing, so they still have a well with est 44mil brl reserves. They had $1Bil into it at explosion time, they want to keep the well.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:38 | 370084 John McCloy
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  The algos are waiting for buyers but there are none. The flash crash gave the financial world a glimpse into every stocks pps. They are all false prices. I honestly believe we are at a point where Ben buys high and sells low just to transfer money directly into the banks trading accounts and that is why banks cannot lose and that is precisely why the markets crashed when they believed an audit of the Fed trading desk was inevitable.

     Ben is purposely being the worst trader in the history of financial markets and his intention is to have the Fed hold these stocks for decades however if the market collapses on itself because Bernanke realizes even the Fed is not large enough to do anything but temporarily distort the markets what happens to all the Fed supposed assets? You guessed it...The American taxpayer loses once again.

And in case anyone wants a link to the BP Oil volcano have a ganders. It is like watching a reverse priting press. For anyone to think that this market can climb as this thing spews its plague well then keep one thing in mind, Eventually that image you are watching is the final result of all greed and contempt of the many to benefit the few.

OIL LEAK STREAM:

http://www.bp.com/liveassets/bp_internet/globalbp/globalbp_uk_english/ho...

 

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:45 | 370114 primefool
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Heh heh. Yeah. In fact if you zoom out a little - remember that SPX 666 number in March 09? That is where the SPX was in 1968 ( in inflation adjusted terms).

So we got a brief glimpse at the "real prices" - ie. No progress in 40 years. Seems about right to me. Strip out all the fraud, liquidity , Fed manipulations, PPT, Wall Street games, IPO scams etc etc - the hard reality is - 666 : 1968 = 2009. hahahahahahahah.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:38 | 370277 Whizbang
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yeah, but that 666 number was the last stop above 200 on the fears that short term credit availability was about to disappear. That would've put every fortune 500 out of business within a week. I think that you are a little overzealous in how you price the market.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:59 | 370327 primefool
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I dont disagree that 666 was a panic low and Iam happy to buy stocks at those levels - and did. Now - maybe 800-900 is a reasonably cheap level. So that would put it about 40% higher than it was in 1968!

I think the chances that we see 800-900 again are not negligible.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:12 | 370190 thesapein
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Does anyone have a feed for the main leak? 

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 13:15 | 370378 Dr o love
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BP representative:  "Since all of our other strategies have failed miserably, our next one is to jam a giant wine cork into the broken pipe.  We are currently in negotiations with France to procure said cork and plan to have this leak plugged by mid July (France won't give us the cork until the wine bottle is empty... Dammit!)."

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 13:27 | 370416 whatsinaname
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Never waste a good wine.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 11:54 | 370130 Strider
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Why didnt /dont we use military subs to stop disasters like this oil leak. Does BP have the subs with tools as good as the Navy? Could the Navy have gone in there pronto like and helped and we bill it to BP? Maybe next time?

all good questions.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:08 | 370174 thesapein
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What would the military do to help? Nuke the site? That worked for Russia's gas leak but only because the point was above ground and on stable ground. 

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 15:16 | 370685 Strider
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WHoa , its mr talk twice think once. The Navy is the world leader in submarine technologies. They have subs that can rescue other subs off the bottom of the ocean with exotic tool arm attachments that no one else has.

Nuke? thats the best you can do? Try decaf....

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:25 | 370236 economicmorphine
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Strider:

 

Let me take a shot at splainin this to you.  As a people, we rush technology into production and cross our fingers hoping that it doesn't get away from us.  When it does, we have no plan to deal with it.  This disaster is exactly why not one single nuclear power plant should ever be built.  This is a major mess.  If and when a nuke gets away from us, life on the planet may very well end.  Don't for a minute believe the pure, unadulterated bullshit that we can control these processes.  We can, but only about 97% of the time.  The other 3% of the time this is what we get.  BP is doing everything they can to fix it.  Ken Salazar, Interior and the Obama administration looks as incompetent as the Bush administration did during Katrina not because they're stupid, but because the decision was made years ago to live with this risk and they know damn well that it'll get stopped when it gets stopped.  Everybody involved in the process already understands this.  You (and many others) obviously don't.

Want cheap energy?  Want a nuke?  You're going to have to live with risks a lot bigger than one offshore well in the Gulf.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:35 | 370261 Whizbang
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uh, as an engineer I can tell you that it will take more than one nuclear plant failure to "end life on earth". What a bunch of alarmist crap. Although allow me to agree with you on our lack of foresight and poor focus on risk and containment.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:57 | 370322 thesapein
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Yeah, if we wanted to live life without any risks, uhm, nature never would've gone the route of evolution.

A life without risks, is no life at all.

Hiding in caves even has its risks.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 13:07 | 370352 thesapein
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Propaganda about nuclear powerplants being so dangerous isn't stopping the Chinese from passing us by. While we're still focussed on burning chemicals for energy, they're going nuclear.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 17:29 | 370959 Hephasteus
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I didn't know it was so safe. Send me 1000 lbs of yellow cake. I like generating electricity.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:06 | 370166 barthezz
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remember europe is closed.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:09 | 370178 thesapein
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holiday?

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:28 | 370245 economicmorphine
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Volcano.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:42 | 370285 barthezz
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whit monday / pentecost monday.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 13:15 | 370380 thesapein
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I need to change my icon.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:18 | 370209 StevieMac
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The "elites" should be really embarrassed by how the U.S. market trades... trades more like a banana republic than a developed market;...pathetic

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:35 | 370265 primefool
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The "elites" are never embarrased - not by anything. They never admit fault - other than freely admitting that they were misunderstood because they should learn to "communicate better". This is standard procedure. As an elite - if you ever admit any fault or apologize - the sheeple will just lynch you. because the sheeple dont really understand very much - other than things are badly wrong - so they have no power to discriminate good and bad decisions - unless ofcourse someone admits fault - then lookout. So its rational.

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 01:08 | 371429 Squid-puppets a...
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yep - so long as its unclear whether its 'incompetance' rather than 'deliberate deceit', the revolution yet sleeps

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:22 | 370229 homersimpson
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I got tired of seeing Skynet absorb a huge chunk of change every Monday. I've now decided to buy on Monday PM/Tues AM, then sell on Friday PM.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:30 | 370248 MrTrader
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Hum...these machines are making me money. Buy in the overnight session. Sell in the after-market, converting USD into EUR ( yeah, I know not the other way around :=)). That's fun !

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 12:57 | 370323 John McCloy
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 This market is looking like a directionless rab dog again. May go down hard today.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 14:23 | 370559 unwashedmass
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well, the peasants didn't come to the party AGAIN TODAY. guess the "buy the dip" propaganda isn't working....

so they will have to think up something else if they are going to hand off all the overpriced stock before a big fall....

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 14:26 | 370573 NERVEAGENTVX
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and watch the DOW melt up 200 points in the last 10 minutes of the trading day.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 15:10 | 370670 homersimpson
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That is EXACTLY the reason why I'm sick of holding any shorts on Mondays. Call me HarryWanger if in the last 15 mins a huge melt-up does NOT occur.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 15:25 | 370697 homersimpson
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DJI at -65.. 35 mins to go! Melt-up, baby!

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 15:37 | 370713 homersimpson
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DJI - 53 with 23 minutes to go! MELT-UP OR HARRYWANG ME,BABY.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 15:48 | 370732 homersimpson
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Mo' money mo' problems? DJI now at -75! HarryWang Hall of Shame, here I come!

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 15:49 | 370733 homersimpson
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PPT.. where are you! Stop surfing for pr0n! Oh wait.. that's the SEC.. or is it? (the mind wonders)

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 15:58 | 370747 homersimpson
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How can this be! Well HarryWanger my arse! DJI -139 with 4 mins left!

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 16:02 | 370753 homersimpson
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Looks like the PPT had a drink earlier in the day then expected.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 19:11 | 371102 islander
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@Whizbang
Your obviously a grammatically correct gov't shill. All your observations are so very whitty and well written. Call me crazy but I think your a  gov't (ppt) paid propoganda troll.

Mon, 05/24/2010 - 19:13 | 371105 islander
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Harry Wagner= plunge protection team troll

Tue, 05/25/2010 - 01:05 | 371427 Squid-puppets a...
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lol nice 1

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