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Waiting for Earnings, Watching Michelle

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Sorry, boring tape today, not much is going to happen until we get some of these earnings later this week.  In the meantime, nothing else to do but watch Michelle Caruso-Cabrera puff her chest out with that cable knit sweater, and observe the various bottle rockets and shanks perpetrated by the GS Prop Desk on a low volume day.

Last week, we got the proverbial "non-confirmation" signal by the Dow Theorists complaining about the lagging transports.

Funny how Goldman fixed that right away by blowtorching a few shorts in Ryder:

The shorts forgot how many boxes need to be handtrucked out of buildings due to the skyrocketing office vacancies...

LOL...

 

 

Then there are the Halloween Goth Girls shopping at Hot Topic:

 

And Steve Wynn was able to float some new shares in Macau, immediately before WYNN and LVS collapsed....

 

Just another day waiting around in the jungle.  While I'm waiting, I was able to get off a few snaps of Michelle...

 

 

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Mon, 10/12/2009 - 14:52 | 96703 crzyhun
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I recall her as a normal chested one...what 5 years ago. Oh well- prosper and live large.

What will spook this market? Not a major scare, just enought to get the snowball to avalanche. Do big desire for it, just a push...with acceleration, a puncture, then a fall.

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 14:56 | 96706 Anonymous
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I haven't seen an update on her in sometime. Those look like padded nose cones to me, not real, just ready to leak liquid plastic as she crawls into her 50s with a mixture of contempt and exhaustion stretched dry across her wizening grill.

What up with the 2pm action? Seems some large PigMen sold down hard and fast after finishing their lunch at the trough.

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 15:21 | 96731 ZeroPower
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Appreciate the breast pics of the anchor!

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 19:32 | 96991 Anonymous
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alphaville called her cabruso AND cabrera last week, I almost fell off the chair

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 20:57 | 97093 arnoldsimage
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now THAT was funny! i'm still smiling:)

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 15:25 | 96737 deadhead
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wfc ain't boring. 

i would buy a loaf of moldy, maggot infested bread for 10 bucks before paying 30 bucks+ for this pos.   looks like they squeezed every last short out of this one.

 

warren buffett, you will be proven wrong on this pile of shit.

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 18:18 | 96926 McGriffen
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could be wrong but I thought Warren had lightened up his WFC holdings a bit, in favor of US Bank.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 02:18 | 97312 Anonymous
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They haven't squeezed me yet. Fuck those mother fuckers.

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 15:43 | 96755 deadhead
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The shorts forgot how many boxes need to be handtrucked out of buildings due to the skyrocketing office vacancies...

That is some very funny shit robo!

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 16:25 | 96794 mattco
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When Trish Reagan pops the market will tank! I know she is pregnant but she looks like the "blueberry girl" from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 18:58 | 96963 Unscarred
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I was really disappointed that CNBC didn't use September to call up some of the young talent they're grooming in the minors.  Between Trish's pregnancy, Erin Burnett's assignment and Maria Bartiromo's Perma-GUNT, there are apportunities aplenty for Rebecca Jarvis, Julia Boorstin and Melissa Francis.

http://www.reportercaps.com/current/cnbc/rebecca_jarvis.jpg

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 23:05 | 97235 Anonymous
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i think rebecca jarvis is on bloomberg now. she must have drug up over at cnbc. probably got pissed about not having enough face time etc.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 09:20 | 97428 Anonymous
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Melissa Francis? Meh.

My vote for the top financial anchorwoman: Linzie Janis at Bloomberg.

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 17:29 | 98057 Unscarred
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That broad Linzie Janis looks like she's not a day over 14...  Perfect.

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 16:29 | 96800 primus
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Still a gap in the S&P from this morning and another below that around 1060. Any big gap that breaks below would be a handy 'Bearish Island Reversal' and should open up the downside. Given that the only volume in the market is when stocks are selling off, this would make sense.

Again, 'Most economists believe recession is over', that ought to count for something.

So, either the horrific fundamentals and reality either stand up and assert themselves here and now and torpedo stocks -or- the kool-aid slurping polyanna bulls step up and cheerlead another hoo-rah leg up in the POMO helicopter rally. 

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 17:08 | 96834 Gilgamesh
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It's over.  All over.

MSO broke her 50 day.  What a faux pas; going to have to find a new social trading crowd now.  I'm hearing that SQNM is available.  But of course she knew that before...

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 17:19 | 96853 nope-1004
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As Barney Frank would (should) say, "Nithe cheth-ed, Mithelle".

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 17:25 | 96863 Anonymous
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MCC uses inserts.

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 18:29 | 96937 McGriffen
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off Seinfeld..."real and spectacular".

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 18:12 | 96918 Anonymous
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Agreed on the Ryder death-to-shorts move, Robo. These involuntary evacuees from CRE and residential can't ALL be using wheelbarrows and donkey carts to move their shit.

Those dualie F-150s bought with HELOCs don't cut it either.

Why did I miss this one ??

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 18:47 | 96955 Kreditanstalt
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What happened to gold stocks anyone?   About 11:30am a big plunge-down across the board...GG, ABX, NEM, GFI...

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 19:28 | 96985 RobotTrader
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Probably the IMF announcing yet another gold sale.

The Gold Bugs are so afraid of their own shadows, they panic at the first sign of trouble.

How many times have they been taken to the cleaners after a breakout?

 

 

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 23:04 | 97232 Anonymous
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gold "bugs" do not own stocks or paper investments of any kind. sorry to break that news to ya....:)

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 19:10 | 96969 Lothar the Rott...
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Nice 19% pop on the open for Lee: http://www.google.com/finance?q=NYSE%3ALEE

No news, though. 

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 19:48 | 97018 deadhead
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with that cable knit sweater,

okay robo, i've never missed any of your posts since day one....admit it: you ARE a frustrated fashion designer. 

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 20:47 | 97083 Village Idiot
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She got some "tig - ol - bitties"

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 21:39 | 97139 Anonymous
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Michelle Izquierdo-Derecha

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 21:48 | 97152 Spitzer
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I prefer  Bloomberg girls, Betty and Susan.

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 22:48 | 97221 brown_hornet
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More Julia Boorstyn

Mon, 10/12/2009 - 23:06 | 97236 Anonymous
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cripes nope-1004:

how would he know? did you need to bring him up? what a buzz-kill to the MCC high I had going....

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 05:46 | 97351 loup garou
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Just in case you’re reading this, Ms. Caruso-Cabrera, I’d like to reassure you that class and chivalry are not completely absent from this site -- there is at least one gentleman here who eschews the sophomoric, puerile antics by a motley collection of oafish chauvinists.  I hope you haven’t been too greatly offended, and I hope you don’t get the impression that the ZH site is overrun with unsophisticated, sexist cads.

I,  for one, appreciate you for your wit, wisdom, and business acumen; not just for your bodacious gozongas; and to show my respect would be more than willing to treat you to a hard-earned breakfast at Denny’s.

Sincerely,
Loup Garou, the World’s Most Sophisticated Man

Tue, 10/13/2009 - 08:31 | 97391 bonddude
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The way she was strutting yesterday I thought she was taken from the front of a glorious Spanish Galleon.

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