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Waiting For A Nuclear Bomb

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Markets are grinding around sideways, meanwhile most participants are waiting to see if a nuclear bomb is going to go off between now and the end of the year.  As usual, money is fleeing back into dollars, bonds, and REITs, the typical safe havens during a brewing "crisis".

Most people have sold and "locked in gains' for the year.  Others are waiting like vultures, ready to jump in prior to year end to get a head start over the rest of the pack.

Same old, same old waiting game.

Which way?  Which way?

Just to show how scared people are to stay in stocks, just look at the near vertical launch in the dollar the last few weeks.  The Forex Gridbot Megadroid players must be having a field day:

Otherwise, I couldn't find much of anything else happening, other than the Options Expiration short squeezes in Winnebago and Rite Aid..

And what's up with BAC??  A vote of no confidence on Moynihan?

And why can't the Vampire Squid get any attention today?

Just your usual chaos during light volume holiday trading during Options Expiration week, that's all.

I'll say I'm impressed with the market's resilience with handling the following:

1.  Straight up move in the dollar

2.  Blowout spreads in PIIG debt

3.  Sky high unemployment getting worse

4.  Fresh new lows in economic activity

Seems like the market should have cratered on this news, but so far, its holding up OK.

I guess that's what happens when you get ridiculously low interest rates, and our foreign debt enablers finance our speculations.

Thanks to the "Wash, Rinse, Repeat" feedback loop discussed here many times....

 

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Thu, 12/17/2009 - 16:49 | 167939 Anonymous
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I remain convinced that if nuclear winter wiped out every city on earth but NYC and DC the market would be up because of "low rates for an even more extended period of time"

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 17:47 | 168037 mberry8870
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Very well said.

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 16:50 | 167941 bugs_
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Wha?  No pics of bombs? Wha!!

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 16:54 | 167949 SimpleSimon
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Will you share a full-res blow-up size copy of your avatar pic when the nuke goes off?

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 16:57 | 167959 deadhead
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he did once.

it is due again.

as to the headline: Waiting For A Nuclear Bomb

for a second there Robo I thought you were doing an article on Iran or the Taliban/Al Q crew in Pakistan.

where's the meat?

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 16:55 | 167953 orca
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Will move up in small steps or the bottom will fall out. Incredible good risk/reward setup on otm / far otm put spreads with lowishvol. Do n.o.t. short the upside, just layer into putspreads and wait. No guarantees of course, I have lost the plot already 3 months ago, but amazing potential. This is their problem, don't make it yours.

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 16:55 | 167956 phaesed
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Forgot to look at the TLT and CECO... damn.

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 16:57 | 167960 RobotTrader
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Here's one that got "Nuclear Bombed"

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 16:59 | 167963 jbcorwin
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Damn...

I love the 50 starting to fall off the cliff. Hilarious.

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 17:29 | 168011 primus
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Now we're cookin'!

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 17:07 | 167979 Screwball
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My condolences go out to the holders of SRS.  On a day like this you would think you would get more than a 1% gain.  Been there done that.  The most depressing ETF on the planet.

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 17:16 | 167992 loki
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Amen.

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 17:39 | 168029 Gilgamesh
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Although 'holders' of any leveraged short ETF probably don't deserve any condolences per se, this has to hurt to look at for SRS:

http://stockcharts.com/h-sc/ui?s=SKF:SRS&p=D&yr=0&mn=6&dy=0&id=p06326300734

But still, it could be worse.  You could have picked one that bet on a commodity bubble:

http://stockcharts.com/h-sc/ui?s=SMN&p=D&yr=1&mn=2&dy=0&id=p18036239605

Not bad enough?  How about being a silver bear:

http://stockcharts.com/h-sc/ui?s=ZSL&p=D&yr=1&mn=6&dy=0&id=p52510808521

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 00:22 | 168448 Anonymous
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ZSL has given me nuthin'.

neither has UUP.

despite well-timed entry.

i'd really like to know who's picking my pocket. whoever it is, apparently they hold a federal license to do so.

FAZ has been good for a quick scalp, but is ultimately the same devil spawn as the others so is not recommended.

agree with the other poster- puts are cheap here and gravity is on your side. i'm mostly cash still, with my meager positions in 50% pm calls (as of today) and 50% puts/FAZ & EDZ calls.

we'll see. the next crash will be slo-mo, not drastic and sharp like the last one. unfortunately there won't be a 60% or any tradeable rally at the end of it, just a terminal range.

overall i'm not expecting too much excitement beyond the occasional bankrupcy of those ragged unfortunates turned away from the gov money teat, it'll just be the slow grind of wealth destruction as suckers enter hoping for another miracle rally. hopefully commodities and pm's will prove a pleasant diversion, but no matter what options seem the safest bet as volatility will rule, i believe, and cash quite possibly will remain king.

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 17:08 | 167981 I need more cowbell
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I dunno- closed at LOD, haven't seen that in a while, and the exit doors seemed awfully crowded there at the end.

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 17:09 | 167984 I need more cowbell
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Robo- if the boys want an eyeful, give them my avatar full size- I assume you can gain access.

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 17:21 | 168002 Careless Whisper
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Nice avatar but better be careful chasing the kitty kat. Causes even powerful men problems i.e. Tiger and Mister Cohen.   GS soooo weak since mid-October. What's going on? IAG very nice short today for a few hours when it broke $16, and I love gold but if it's going down so am I.

I'd love to be invited to the beach with these two;

http://www.hawaiibusiness.com/images/2008/May2008/NOW/0508_now_jetsetpic.jpg

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 17:31 | 167996 Leo Kolivakis
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No nuclear bomb but LDK Solar (LDK) got whacked today, down 15%:

http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=LDK

Huge volume. Seen this before...big hedgies are scooping it up at these levels. Watch it going forward.

 

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 17:37 | 168023 deadhead
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I remember Jimmy Carter saying this as he sat in the oval office with that cardigan sweater......

 

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 18:29 | 168088 anynonmous
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Leo I assume you have seen this

(pdf warning)

http://www.cdhowe.org/pdf/backgrounder_122.pdf

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 20:58 | 168253 Leo Kolivakis
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Yes, thank you.

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 17:20 | 167999 walküre
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Who is buying Dollars?

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 17:36 | 168022 Anonymous
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Every time there´s a scheduled appearance of the helicopter of the year in the news, you get to read from the newswires that "Brazil buys bucks" along with the dollar. Been going on for months now. Also PM´s getting spanked at these moments.

Has FED ever involved in manipulating the markets?

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 19:34 | 168172 El Hosel
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Short the dollar, long "stuff" is a HUGE trade,  plenty of pain left there for those that are wrong side. Dollar looks like its just getting warmed up.

http://stockcharts.com/h-sc/ui?s=$USD&p=W&yr=3&mn=0&dy=0&id=p73288021752

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 17:20 | 168000 RobotTrader
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RIMM going wild after the bell, up $6

Wow, what a bounce...

 

 

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 17:36 | 168018 Leo Kolivakis
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Hehehehe...not just any bounce... up $7.50 in AH now..RIMM will soar from these levels...

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 19:46 | 168185 El Hosel
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  RIMM and  stock markets worldwide will roll over from these levels.  Broadening tops and heavy distribution for weeks and weeks, the bandits made it to the bonus round. The party is over.

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 17:38 | 168027 Master Bates
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Damn, that looks too much like the girlfriend's boobs.

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 18:25 | 168084 Steroid
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Guys,

Have you noticed that for good boobs the boob frequency is exactly the double of the the step frequency?

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 21:07 | 168267 Anonymous
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There is a downward shock on the boobs as each foot hits the earth, centaur ladies with big boobs would have four times the step boob shake frequency.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 00:28 | 168455 Anonymous
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i swear i used to know a gal who had to wear a back brace.

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 18:06 | 168063 heatbarrier
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XOM buying XTO may flag nukes causing a Persian Gulf disruption, real soon.

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 18:27 | 168087 CreditcalMass
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One of those DX charts looks to be from 2001...

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 18:51 | 168119 Anonymous
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great post. I am glad someone is thinking along my lines.

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 18:53 | 168125 msorense
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I'm sorry - are you kidding?  REITS as a "safehaven"?  You just threw that in there to fuck with us right?  They are just trying to burn all the Dec. IYR put that are out there.  They won't succeed with the Jan puts. 

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 19:16 | 168156 Anonymous
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it ain't the foreigners enabling speculation that keeps the farce bid

IT'S SATAN GEITHNER BERNANKE LP

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 07:54 | 168575 Anton LaVey
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Satan resigned from that venture a long time ago, citing 'ethical concerns'. Didn't you get the memo?

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 20:58 | 168254 Anonymous
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Since when were REITS considered a "safe haven" in a deep recession? IYR is WAAAAY overbought. A 10% haircut would be a nice trim for the end of the year. Of course I think it looks better bald!

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 22:57 | 168355 ATG
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Momo greater fool REIT plays,

SRS targeting zero.

Wait until investment bank credit dries up

and FDIC credit line broke.

Then the game is over, tilt, and cash in

pocket will be the ultimate carry trade.

Not one man in a million understands deflation.

This time gold and bonds go broke...

 

 

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 01:28 | 168498 Bolweevil
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Ain't the FDIC kinda broke already? Please enlighten us further.

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 23:03 | 168364 Anonymous
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Be careful what you ask for. In Israel, the five new Dolphin submarines and the two existing Gal submarines are now outfitted with nuclear cruise missiles. Israel has a massive fleet of unmanned robotic patrol boats, which could easily start a conflict. Iran's new solid state missile can be fired in an instant, from one of its many new silos...a nuclear conflict is almost inevitable. Dust off your copies of Hermann Kahn's On Thermonuclear War cause we will be livin it.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 01:09 | 168486 Anonymous
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Three of the "new" Dolphins entered service in 1999 and 2000.

http://www.defenseindustrydaily.com/germany-may-sell-2-more-dolphin-subs...

While not old, and certainly formidable if handled well, they don't really qualify as new.

The Gal subs have been retired. One is in a museum:

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/Flash.aspx/134558

Whether any of their submarines actually carry nukes is open to question. The Popeye II cruise missile supposedly has the capability, but it hasn't been independently verified. Sometimes the rumor is just as good as the purported fact (and much, much cheaper).

As to the "massive fleet" of robotic patrol boats, how many are we talking? The boats themselves are quite small, which would imply limited range.

http://www.israelnewsagency.com/navyterrorismisraelidfweapons481020.html

Good for coastal defense, but that's about it. Once over the horizon (about 20 miles at sea), they would be difficult, if not impossible to navigate. The claim of 50km range for the gun in the article above is certainly a mistake. That's 30 miles. There is no naval gun on the planet that shoots that far. 5km is more likely, but certainly not with "laser" accuracy.

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 23:46 | 168420 Anonymous
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ATG,

I've been thinking lately that gold would tank, but I couldn't quite put my finger on why. What say you here at ZH to this possibility: As the stock market swans downward, as the CRE and RRE overhangs stop hanging around, as unemployment goes up, I would expect people to cash in their gold (and silver) just to cover the grocery bill.

I just can't see this many people continuing to afford the luxury of gold holdings for the next round of squeeze.

Plus, I think India was totally suckered into buying all that IMF gold at the top.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 01:26 | 168496 Anonymous
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What are you guys talking about? How many people actually own gold? There are millions of people already dependant on the government, hardly anyone owns gold.. You talk like everyone has a stash of PM's in their basement. They are going to inflate their way out of this, no doubt.
Yes, if our politicians and bankers had the balls to let deflation run its course it would be a different story, but they dont and they will print our way out period.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 01:29 | 168499 Bolweevil
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wildebeast

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 08:55 | 168592 Anonymous
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India has been playing the gold game for a lot longer than the Rothschilds.

Thu, 12/17/2009 - 23:48 | 168422 Grand Supercycle
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USD uptrend continues, but overbought atm

http://www.zerohedge.com/forum/market-outlook-0

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 00:20 | 168445 Tripps
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GS is down big the past few weeks...and again today. So RB, does that mean its a vote of no confidence of Blankfein?

 

In case anyone cares, GS is getting their ass handed to them by JPM and BAC...2 stocks i would load up on here and if they pull back even more..back up the truck

http://www.reuters.com/article/idCNN1719894520091218?rpc=44

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 04:34 | 168547 Anonymous
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Maybe not, for those below the "top 30" who got cash bonuses instead of restricted stock, they can use their cash (with leverage courtesy of you and me of course) to buy GS shares at these bargain prices. Come January, GS or their mates' prop desks would chase it up to $200, they can double their bonuses non?

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 07:41 | 168573 Anonymous
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some thing wicked
this way comes ...

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 07:58 | 168577 Instant Karma
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Kind of wondered if the fellas at GS were shorting their own stock to lock in the current price until they can cover with their locked up bonus stock? Been wondering that a couple months.

Remember the strange case of UUP and the trading halt and the excess demand for stock BEFORE the current run up in the dollar. Even I KNEW that was clue the dollar was going to spike. I'd guess insiders knew about the PIIG downgrades.

Notice how well oil is behaving and how badly gold is behaving. I think the fast money crowd is blowing out gold and sneaking into oil for the New Year.

Fri, 12/18/2009 - 08:14 | 168581 Anonymous
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Perhaps it is that when the chips are all down, the U.S. plans to go it alone. It will seize all the countries that it has military bases in, and voila! everyone's goose is cooked but ours. That is one way to cancel the debt, no?

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