• Sprott Money
    05/06/2016 - 06:03
    The US, in its own decline, is showing this same self-destructive tendency. The worse things get, the greater the inclination of the citizenry to say, “Carry on, everything’s fine.”

Wall Street Slogans For The Centrally-Planned Generation

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Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:21 | 1236031 CitizenPete
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Yeah baby!


Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:21 | 1236040 anynonmous
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Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:26 | 1236046 CitizenPete
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BTFAgD  P-h-y-s-i-c-a-l Bitches


In honor of burial of frozen cartoon bodies at sea:  

The new iMac has arrived.!  

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 19:25 | 1236126 anynonmous
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New interview on Bin Lad with Leon Panetta

worth the read e.g.


 one final time, enhanced interrogation techniques -- which has always been kind of a handy euphemism in these post-9/11 years -- that includes water boarding?

LEON PANETTA: That's correct

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 07:55 | 1237375 Chuck Walla
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How did they tear him away from CNN?

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 00:30 | 1237033 j.darkness
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japan will relieve

the bernanke of his qe

counterstrike in 3...

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:48 | 1236147 Silver Pullet
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Paper silver is what you wunt, you can pull all you like out of Blythe Masters

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 20:54 | 1236489 Bananamerican
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"Imagine an ES buying algo boot stamping on a human face...in May....forever"

it's catchy, doncha think?

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 20:38 | 1236484 Tail Dogging The Wag
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Sell to the Bernank! lol

Sorry for the spam folks, here it is:

Do you own farmland and real estate outside of your home country?

In times of change you need new alternatives and new ideas.

Land in Panama is one of the most undervalued assets in 2011.




Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:25 | 1236055 Raynja
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sell your silver cause the comex can't deliver

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:32 | 1236071 Raynja
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29% stop loss on a flash crash so we can take your cash

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:49 | 1236150 rocker
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He could have said it is different now.   The New Trading Market:   It didn't count.

"Flash Crash, No Problem, Flash Trash".    The Trade.    Seems everyday now.

Wed, 05/04/2011 - 10:18 | 1237910 Saint Tibb
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But we're all right now, cause we got your cash.
But we're all right.  Stop loss flash crash, take your cash, cash, cash.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:27 | 1236063 kengland
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Get them riches for we all are bitchez

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:27 | 1236064 Alcoholic Nativ...
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"The rich get richer in their sleep"


The rat race is fucked. How's that?

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:36 | 1236088 Ratscam
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its a scam not a race

if you get it you,ll ace

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:30 | 1236065 scratch_and_sniff
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Buy new pants as Blythe does a merry dance.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:28 | 1236068 Nihilarian
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Buy right now, until we hit 36,000 on the Dow.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 19:25 | 1236069 Votewithabullet
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These slogans are cheesy, can I put my dick in yer ass pleezy, I mean weezy. Crank the margin up to 100% so hymey can pay his rent.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:32 | 1236073 MachoMan
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Don't be an inside trader because that path is well worn and the SEC might finally look at something other than tranny porn.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:33 | 1236074 Race Car Driver
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"Eat, drink and consume using worth-less fiat - for tomorrow it may be dead."

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:33 | 1236075 scratch_and_sniff
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Be a gentleman and a scholar, dont kill the dollar. (someone stop me now, i could go at this shit all night)

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:40 | 1236103 Ratscam
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please dont. i,m in the mood

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:31 | 1236077 Cleanclog
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BARF - Buy Again Real Fast!

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:34 | 1236081 Bubbles...bubbl...
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Ask for more QE because is good for ye.



Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:35 | 1236084 Verum
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Buy the SP00s and make bernanke spluge

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:34 | 1236092 MachoMan
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If your food is too expensive and your house prices decline,

Just go suck dick in the park, it's a victimless crime

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 20:02 | 1236368 Bicycle Repairman
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Winner!  And they take silver!!

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:35 | 1236095 market le pew
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Did you hear all the noise on CNBC today? Steve Liesman is for the Bernank what Goebbels used to be for Hitler: Propaganda Minister.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:37 | 1236102 MachoMan
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Rhyme fail

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:43 | 1236112 scratch_and_sniff
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Re-phrase that for fuck sake get with the programme-

Did you hear all the noise on CNBC?

Steve Liesman is for the Bernanke

what Goebbels used to be

for Hitler; Propaganda Minister in the propaganda ministry.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 19:06 | 1236211 strannick
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Hitler also said 'Gold in the hands of the public is an enemy of the state'

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 20:09 | 1236373 Bicycle Repairman
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The public owning gold we should never see.

Let's give the goldbugs a taste of Zyklon B

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 20:10 | 1236380 Votewithabullet
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Oh fuk is he quoting Hitler? 

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:38 | 1236104 Live_Free
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Don't fret, monetize the debt.

Hyperinflation to save the nation!

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:42 | 1236110 MachoMan
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If oil is what we need, then let's bomb the middle east

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:42 | 1236124 firefighter302
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The value of our dollar sank, as the result of a federal bank.

We underwent a financial deluge, predicated by a bald headed banker stooge.

The result is our dollar value settles, unless, you've protected yourself with metals.

So stand firm and wait your reward for not selling and falling on your sword.

(So Lame...lol)


Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:42 | 1236125 Harry Paratestes
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He who sells what isnt hizn, Buys it back or goes to prison

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 19:04 | 1236204 strannick
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When JP Morgue has the CFTC in it's pocket, it can tell Comex silver longs to sucket

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:43 | 1236129 Calculated_Risk
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I still like BTFD...


"Bernank Tard Fucking the Dollar!"

"Bury The Fucking Dollar"


Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:43 | 1236130 augie
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paper is all fake

central banks deserve the blade

i buy physical


Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:44 | 1236131 anti Oligarchy
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Buy like there is no tomorrow
For this market has no sorrow
Even if there is a blip
Just buy the f'in dip

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:48 | 1236148 arnoldsimage
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live today as if jesus is coming tonight.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 19:10 | 1236233 Brindle702
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Jesus is coming! (Look busy.)

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 20:31 | 1236463 Holodomor2012
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So said the chosen, then the table went flip.

And they lost their god, money, and felt our gods whip.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:52 | 1236152 Hedgetard55
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"Obama likes the old white dudes to suck his flavor,

But Lord knows he will NOT return the favor"


Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:53 | 1236159 A Lunatic
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Since all of my financial chickens

have come home to roost

My only option is to double-tap myself

in the noggin.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 18:57 | 1236173 Natasha
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You don't need a big schlong, to buy hard and go long.

Tue, 05/03/2011 - 20:38 | 1236481 augie
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thats what she said.

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