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Watch Ben Bernanke's Testimony To Congress Live, "Prepared To Respond If Stimulus Needed"

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Watch live the first of two official monetary policy testimonies by Ben Bernanke, today being before Congress, and thus Ron Paul, tomorrow before the Senate. Among the critical items to be discussed are the role of fiscal policy, whether there will be QE3, and how (and when) the Fed will proceed with future rate hikes. Mostly, it is expected be a whole lot of hot air. Full text of the report can be read here. The reason everything is surging is because, as predicted, the Chairsatan appears to have just ushered in QE3: "The possibility remains that the recent economic weakness may prove more persistent than expected and that deflationary risks might reemerge, implying a need for additional policy support. The Federal Reserve remains prepared to respond should economic developments indicate that an adjustment of monetary policy would be appropriate."

Key speech highlights:

  • Fed's Bernanke says economy could evolve in a way that would warrant move to less accommodative policy
  • Fed's Bernanke says given uncertainties about recovery and inflation, Fed remains prepared to adjust stance of policy if appropriate
  • Fed's Bernanke says possibility remains that weakness more persistent than expected, deflation risks may return implying need.
  • Fed's Bernanke says most recent data attest to continuing weakness of labour market, unemployment rate to decline only gradually
  • Fed's Bernanke says recent weaker-than-expected economic performance appears to be the result of temporary factors
  • Fed says debt ceiling debate hasn't affected Treasury prices yet
  • Fed's Bernanke says inflation has picked up so far this year, but more of recent rise appears likely to be transitory

 

For those curious, Citi's Steven Englaprovides a backdrop for how FX (which is where the vol and the leverage is, and thus is far more important than stocks) may interpret the testimony:

The Bernanke testimony baseline:

  1. Growth is sluggish, for reasons that can not be attributer to special factors -- that was the FX market takeaway from yesterday's Minutes
  2. QE3 not on the radar screen now
  3. Hikes not on the radar screen now

As we saw yesterday, small and possibly unintended deviations, from expectations of Fed policy can have visible currency effects.

We note in particular that our economists expect Bernanke to indicate a 'somewhat stronger' H2 outlook and unusual uncertainty. Yesterday FX investors saw persistent bearishness on the growth outlook in the Minutes. If Bernanke emphasizes that the Fed still sees growth as bouncing back, even tentatively, some of this pessimism may be unwound. Given that the market does not price fed funds at 50bps until the beginning of 2013, even modest optimism or hawkishness on inflation could trigger some backing up of rates and by implication currency knock-on effect.
The USD downside is if the Fed Chairman 'buys into' the weak payroll data and opens the door to QE3, as the best stimulus option out of a set of bad choices. Given the history of QE2, the initial reaction would be equities positive and USD negative.  If he were to open up this door, the major beneficiaries by far would be commodity currencies, AUD, CAD, NOK, and related EM currencies (with possible spillovers into commodity prices themselves).. Given the QE2 experience investors will anticipate more of an impact of nominal asset prices than on real GDP, so the more sensitive the asset is to liquidity, the better it is likely to do.

 

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Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:24 | 1451512 nobusiness
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Fucking market manipulation everyday sucks.  How can you invest in this bullshit.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:27 | 1451515 sbenard
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It appears that Wall St loves "Bubbles" Bernanke's promise of more money creation. The monetary h-h-h-h-h-heroin addiction continues.

Who needs jobs when we have Bernanke's helicopters to print prosperity?

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:26 | 1451516 Sandy15
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Payroll taxes down but offset with higher gas and food prices....... EXACTLY, you moron, inflation is a hidden tax for government!!!!!

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:27 | 1451519 Paralympic Equity
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Another accomodative stick up the taxpayers ass...

Do it, the first two did a wonderful job

 

EDIT: It would also be nice to propose a low to prevent investors from selling, you can just buy and hold.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 13:26 | 1451524 Battleaxe
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Bernanke, "If the high doesn't last, and there's no reason yet to believe that it won't, then there will be plenty more free crack made available to our member banks".

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:27 | 1451526 I Am The Unknow...
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Is it just my audio or is The Bernankster speaking with a lisp today?  Must have recently received voice lessons from Blarney Flake

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:27 | 1451527 JohnG
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Quavery voice.  Seems like the Bernank has a hangover, feeling a bit sick Ben?

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:27 | 1451528 euphoria
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HAHA TRANSITORY

 

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:27 | 1451529 monopoly
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Because we are going to keep doing this until we get it right. I know exactly what I am doing, I am "The Bernank".

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:36 | 1451552 I Am The Unknow...
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I want to personally thank The Bernankster for bringing gold to a new all time high.  Please keep talking you fucking asshole!  Maybe you can get silver back to $50!

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:38 | 1451572 High Plains Drifter
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investing in these times is very easy. buy gold and silver bullion, and lots of it.......you will not lose.  i am quite sure these punks will muck it up and they will never od the right thing. so get your money out of the system and get control of your own money.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:38 | 1451573 No Mas
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And the market is heading there as well!!! 

THANKS BEN!!!

Now the middle classs screwing can really begin.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:36 | 1451555 youngman
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Well at least this fits the Econ 101 model....QE III....higher stock prices..commodities..inflation...to bad for Granny..who has a Money Market account or a savings account....or a bond....she loses bigtime...gold and silver will be the best as countries default and the dominos fall...

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:37 | 1451560 High Plains Drifter
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ot ......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWLvve8KN20

before and after. amazing video of joplin, mo.

during these tough economic times(to put it bluntly) how are they in any useful way, going to rebuild since the states are broke and the cities are broke and the Feds are broke?

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:37 | 1451565 redarrow
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What a joke of a Chairman. Pathetic really...for him to have so many years spent at Princeton and have his entire thesis and work shredded at the end. F'that...I just cannot imagine what this will do to millions around the world who now be forced to eat once every two days by his debasement. 

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:43 | 1452059 Sunshine n Lollipops
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He is Bernank, destroyer of worlds.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:38 | 1451570 malikai
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Thanks Benocide. You just made my day. Now I'm gonna go off and buy some metal with the money you just made me.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:39 | 1451576 Superslam
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Get a load of the supposedly fiscal conservative committee chairman fellating Bernanke.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:39 | 1451578 Atomizer
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Sounds like Bernank is going to take the public lab rats into unchartered waters.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:40 | 1451579 oogs66
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stocks are completely controlled by fed and ecb...insane...so much for capitalism, and yeah, its not new, but sometimes it just hits home so hard

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:40 | 1451580 Bansters-in-my-...
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Reuters) - Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said on Wednesday the central bank is ready to ease monetary policy further if the economy weakens and inflation moves lower, suggesting policymakers are actively mulling further stimulus.

Well that tells me Benny is a complete Fuck-Tard,and will always bow to the Rothschilds.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:42 | 1451593 the not so migh...
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just the technicality of the debt ceiling delaying everything.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:40 | 1451581 I Am The Unknow...
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Bachus: Hey Bennie, let me show you my drawrings!

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:40 | 1451582 John Law Lives
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The Great Chairsatan = Clueless f'in a-hole

Goddamit, that guy is a psychopath...

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:41 | 1451585 Lady Heather...UNCLE
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Unbelievable...I am watching this from New Zealand...your politicians are duller and thicker than ours!!!   Unbelievable

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:44 | 1451599 I Am The Unknow...
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Yes, they are the best that money can buy!

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:46 | 1451609 Sandy15
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I agree with you!!  It takes them forever to ask a question.........geezz

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:46 | 1451614 Atomizer
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Those politicians are ivy league edukated.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:47 | 1451616 Atomizer
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Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:42 | 1451592 Everybodys All ...
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It has taken about three weeks since the end of QE2.  Knowing full well we have QE2.5. Now he essentially comes out and says QE3 might be necessary. In my world this guy would no longer be considered useful because all of his policy has been an utter failure. This is unbelievable.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:47 | 1451618 John Law Lives
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The Great Chairsatan knows QE2 didn't work and he doesn't know what else to do.  Creating fiat currency and pumping the markets are the ONLY things that psychopath knows to do.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:43 | 1451596 lizzy36
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They will never get it right.

Given income disparity and unemployment rate (particularly for young males) they (the kleptocrats) are all but guaranteeing at minimum, violent social unrest and perhaps even war.

Does nobody in power see the consequences of the policies they are pursuing or worse see them but don't care?

American is not on a path to exceptionalism, it is on the path to extinction.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:47 | 1452090 Sunshine n Lollipops
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Has it occurred to you that that is their intention?

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 12:08 | 1452255 voshnishki
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LOL. Ever heard of Road to Roota? 

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:44 | 1451598 caerus
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Monster move in Ag...keep talking

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:45 | 1451603 youngman
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The Chinese look pretty smart by buying one years worth of corn during the stupid USDA downgrade last week....

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:46 | 1451604 I Am The Unknow...
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Blarney Flake sounds like he's full of packed fudge

jeez dude, lay off the anal sex for a while and take some Ex-lax

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:45 | 1451605 Franken_Stein
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Ben Bernanke's nasal voice stems from sleep deprivation and a lack of vitamins.

He must sleep more and eat more fruits, especially apples and oranges with a lot of vitamin C.

 

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:49 | 1451635 I Am The Unknow...
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"He must sleep more and eat more fruits..."

Well, I'm sure Blarney Flake would love to hear that

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:53 | 1451657 plocequ1
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I was feeling low, Then i took some vitamin NFLX. Im feeling good

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:45 | 1451606 web bot
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<apart from the Jewish argument, which I don't support>, how the #uck did an idiot like Barney Frank get elected?

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:45 | 1451607 Lady Heather...UNCLE
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...who the fuck is talking now...some idiot Frank...fuck!!!

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:45 | 1451608 Racer
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ChairSatan says, banksters  must get more money from the poor and pensioners

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:45 | 1451610 bill1102inf
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Ron Paul is a retarded piece of shit, and Michelle Bachman is a horror, if the republicans can not find someone better than either of them I will vote for OBAMA out of SPITE of the stupidness.. OR I will simply not vote at all and find myself on vacation someplace enjoying life while a bunch of morons run our once great country into oblivion. 

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:52 | 1451643 Franken_Stein
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Ron Paul is the most sensible person in the House.

 

ABOLISH THE FED NOW !

Destroy the criminal cabale on Wallstreet !

Audit Fort Knox !

 

Mitt Romney is a corporate robot with a quarter of a billion dollar that he made as investment banker.

 

He's the incarnation of a wallstreet shill.

 

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 12:10 | 1452269 baby_BLYTHE
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Spread this gem around

Mitt Romney confronted on the FED. Says FED is "already audited", transparent, "don't want congress calling shots on the FED" and shouldn't be abolished

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VT0rizSxsE

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:51 | 1451645 I Am The Unknow...
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you should choose the latter

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:54 | 1451667 John Law Lives
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I look for Rick Perry (Governor of Texas) to throw his hat into the ring.  He will probably win the GOP nomination over Mitt Romney.  Ron Paul has zero chance at the GOP nomination.  Michele Bachmann is a lightweight.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 14:58 | 1453032 malalingua
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yo sporto, sounds like with the rubbish your spewing out you have been on a vacation.  Go back to sleep you gullible and docile dullard.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:45 | 1451611 chinaguy
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It's ON...

The Federal Reserve remains prepared to respond should economic developments indicate that an adjustment of monetary policy would be appropriate."

Now the Fed watches and listens...Market appears to like it...bond market not too upset...the sheeple don't know what Quantitative Easing is...nothing from them...POTUS need the markets up for relection....

It's ON

QED

 

 

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:45 | 1451612 caerus
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wtf barney frank just said "physical" tightening...twice

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:47 | 1451621 Franken_Stein
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Since he's the poster child of "physical tightening".

 

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:58 | 1451715 bigdumbnugly
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yeah, he sometimes confuses the terms Physical and Sphincter since they have many of the same letters in them. 

in any case, he does enjoy bringing it up.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 13:07 | 1452584 fallout11
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Sphincter tightening, that is.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:47 | 1451619 SmoothCoolSmoke
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Well, at least I got to live for 51 years in great country.  Bankster greed has destroyed that.  Soon we'll all understand why the old folks in Russia long for the days of the old USSR.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:52 | 1452119 Sunshine n Lollipops
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Yeah, it was a nice run, Smoothy. I have many wonderful memories of our once great and shiny past.

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:48 | 1451624 Bansters-in-my-...
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  • Fed's Bernanke says inflation has picked up so far this year, but more of recent rise appears likely to be transitory.
  •  

    The guy is fucking delusional....

    And you's Americans let him run the show....???

     

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:04 | 1451781 malikai
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    We like flouride and squalene. We know no better.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:48 | 1451625 Ricky Bobby
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    "Let them eat ca.... errr peas"

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:48 | 1451629 Sutton
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    I wish one douche congressman would say to Ben, when he says "transitory'"-

    HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:48 | 1451631 mayhem_korner
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    MSM will be spinning the big gain in stocks today...

    ...of course, when yer stocks go up 1.5% but yer ag complex goes up 2.5% everyone has lost ground.  That is, unless no one plans to eat in retirement.

    Nice green day for the commodities.  Thanks Big Ben.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 12:19 | 1452328 Sleepy Weasal
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    As part of my hedge plan, maybe I should gain 50lbs while I can afford to eat alot and then diet next year as prices go parabolic next year.  

     

     

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 13:26 | 1452650 Common_Cents22
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    That'd be a new meaning to capital "gains".

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:49 | 1451637 Sutton
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    I wish one douche congressman would say to Ben, when he says "transitory'"-

    HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:50 | 1451638 Sutton
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    I wish one douche congressman would say to Ben, when he says "transitory'"-

    HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:50 | 1451640 FubarNation
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    Having a hard time deciding whether to buy some SI/GC today or more .308.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:41 | 1452054 The Shootist
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    I hear that, can't beat .22 with a stick either.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:44 | 1452060 The Shootist
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    delete

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:50 | 1451644 caerus
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    And now Ron Paul with some actual (gasp) numbers...

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:50 | 1451646 Eireann go Brach
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    Barney Frank the gerbil arse stuffing faggot and the quivering lip of Bernanke! its like watching a bad horror movie!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:51 | 1451651 FranSix
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    Don't you mean:  "Prepared to respond in case it actually gets out that the government borrowed much more money than acknowledged."

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:52 | 1451654 I Am The Unknow...
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    Bennie says the Fed is a major profit center?!?!?!  LMAO!!!  Hey Bennie, I've got a few articles for you to read too!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:53 | 1451655 Bansters-in-my-...
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    Regarding inflation, Bernanke reiterated the recent rise in prices was mostly linked to transitory factors such as higher energy and commodity prices, and should trend back down.

    SEE.....

    I told you the Fuck-tard Rothschilds agent,Benny,is fucking Delusional

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:53 | 1451656 RobotTrader
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    Gold $1,650 = Dow 15,000

    Another "Wash/Rinse/Repeat" cycle triggered by absurdly low interest rates two days ago.

    Speculators simply cannot resist HeatMapping stocks when rates get so low.

     

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:16 | 1451867 taraxias
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    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:22 | 1451902 Deepskyy
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    Why don't you do all of us a favor and pick out your favorite shotglass, sit down in front of your bathroom sink, open up the cabinet and just start pouring from anything in a plastic bottle.  Wash/Rinse/Repeat that shit.

     

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:34 | 1451995 lieutenantjohnchard
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    the contract 1099 processor's portfolio of widows and orphans stocks performing as expected on big up day in gold and silver:

    mo down: check

    vz up a tick: check

    hd trading within its 1% band: check

    and as ever: the old schroomer as you call him, gentleman jim sinclair, sends warm regards to the 1099 processor. offers condolences for your underperformance and offers that maybe one day you can graduate from a skirt to a man's pair of pants.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:53 | 1451658 web bot
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    Chairsatan just said the Fed has not "spent any money"... holy #uck!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:53 | 1451659 luigi
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    Respond if stimulus needed? I'm happy to know his prostate is fine...

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:55 | 1451662 Eireann go Brach
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    Ron Paul...do you think gold is money?..Bernanke..NO! That was the best deer in the fucking headlights answer I have ever seen LOL!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:57 | 1451714 pepperspray
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    I got chills from that

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:54 | 1451663 caerus
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    do you think gold is money? (blank stare)

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:55 | 1451685 JuicedGamma
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    That is AMAZING.  Bernanke says he doesn't think gold is money? WTF!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:55 | 1451686 LRC Fan
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    LMAO!!! Is gold money?  Uhhhhh..no??  Why do central  banks hold it?  It's a form of reserves.  Why don't they hold diamonds?  Uhhh...tradition?  What a fucking asshole!!!!!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:34 | 1451976 Marco
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    What's wrong with that last answer? Gold's value is derived from it's history as the most common currency of all time (in traded volumes). So yeah, it's value comes down to tradition.

    Or is it's value derived from divine mandate?

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:54 | 1451666 monopoly
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    Anyone see Robot today? Sure hope he picked up some miners yesterday.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:54 | 1451670 High Plains Drifter
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    the financial panics of the late 19th century were caused by the same people who created the FED.

     

    also the FED does not spend money and is a profit center there congressman...

     

    is gold money?    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh no........

    its a asset......

     

    why do banks hold gold?   its reserves......

    its a tradition boy, quit bothering me.........

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:56 | 1451691 KlausK
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    "Is gold money?" - "Ah ... no."

    Instant classic.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 12:31 | 1452398 TheKinski
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    Imposter!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:56 | 1451695 Dr. Richard Head
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    I pissed melself laughing at that exchange.

    Tradition......wtf the fuck is Ben smoking.  I wants me some.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:56 | 1451697 kushmere
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    You could tell Bernake was really trying to judge the implications of that answer.

     

     

     

     

     

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:00 | 1451738 KlausK
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    .

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:54 | 1451676 I Am The Unknow...
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    SLAM DUNK RON PAUL!!!! GREAT JOB!!!!!  BENNY IS A TOTAL FUCKTARD!!!!   ROFL!!!!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:55 | 1451678 web bot
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    Chairsatan just said the Fed has not "spent any money"... holy #uck!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:55 | 1451680 Bansters-in-my-...
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    Regarding inflation, Bernanke reiterated the recent rise in prices was mostly linked to transitory factors such as higher energy and commodity prices, and should trend back down.

    SEE.....

    I told you the Fuck-tard Rothschilds agent,Benny,is fucking Delusional

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 13:40 | 1452713 fallout11
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    So gas is going to go back to $0.29 a gallon? And we'll have 10 cent cheeseburgers again?

    What a world the Bernank lives in. 

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:55 | 1451682 GubbermintWorker
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    Why do banks hold gold?

     

    "I don't know, it's tradition?"

     

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:59 | 1451736 Mae Kadoodie
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    Tradition,.....tradition!     http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3698270143862427665                                                                                                                          

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:59 | 1451737 kushmere
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    What a clueless (or willfully ignorant) response. Especially considering under our constitution only gold and silver are money.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 12:00 | 1452179 El Oregonian
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    Why do police have guns?

     

    i don't know, It's tradition?

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 12:32 | 1452407 GoinFawr
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    Why do ho's put out?
    Why do divers carry a SCUBA?

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:55 | 1451684 web bot
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    Chairsatan just said the Fed has not "spent any money"... holy #uck!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:55 | 1451687 luigi
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    Respond if stimulus needed? I'm happy to know his prostate is fine...

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:56 | 1451688 the grateful un...
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    oil is giving them a little scare. if oil prices fall very much the deflationary spiral reasserts itself. yes we need cheap oil to restart economic growth, but cheap oil also implies falling asset values, home mortgages (Fed balance sheet) and the Kleptocracy in the ME which is in danger of toppling. The CIA will tell you that Muslim Brotherhood is not going to hoard pil to punish the great Satan, they will sell oil to raise money for food and medicine. imagine what would happen if the President pegged gold at $35 an ounce? (FDR did that?) that would set off a deflationary fire storm which would destroy the banking system. They desperately need inflation to help them resolve their debts. FUnny the market knew about QE#, the way they have been buying paper, just way off the map. Whatever you think of Obama, he knows the problem (so the GOP is going to give him a get out Debt Free Card, because they know the next guy will use it wisely) We are turly in one party rule now.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:59 | 1451742 youngman
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    Oil not going down...todays numbers were we are using oil quite well...stockpiles down...oil going up ...more and more..

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:56 | 1451689 Jack Burton
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     Markets move on the Fed's planned actions, not on the fundamentals of the US economy.

    Robot traders can make billions on every Bernanke move. So the more he talks the more the robots can make. Someone shut this wanker up!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:56 | 1451692 voshnishki
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    "Is Gold Money?" - Ron Paul

    "No" - Ben Bernanke 

    OMG HAHAHA

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:56 | 1451693 I Am The Unknow...
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    SLAM DUNK RON PAUL!!!! GREAT JOB!!!!!  BENNY IS A TOTAL FUCKTARD!!!!   ROFL!!!!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:56 | 1451694 HITMAN56
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    Diamonds....really RP...somebody please put that handjob out of his misery

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:02 | 1451758 Robot Traders Mom
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    Hey dipshit, go troll somewhere else. And I don't appreciate you surfing the net on the taxpayer's dime from your shitty job at some government bureaucracy.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:02 | 1451764 besodemuerte
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    +1

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:59 | 1451699 voshnishki
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    Zerohedge needs to fix the glitches and add other options for editing comments

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:56 | 1451700 besodemuerte
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    Paul: Is gold money?

    Bernank: No.

    Paul: Then why do central banks hold it?  Why not hold diamonds?

    Bernank: Tradition.

     

    ROFL, this was the best thing I've seen all year.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:46 | 1452085 slaughterer
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    Paul: Is gold money?

    Bernanke: Not if JPM says it is not. 

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:51 | 1452114 Lem Motlow
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    You know, it really is sad that guy is so slow that he can't even say "umm, because the price of diamonds is controlled by a cartel, and that the industrial uses can be filled by artificial substitutes?" Truly pathetic.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:56 | 1451702 voshnishki
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    "Is Gold Money?" - Ron Paul

    "No" - Ben Bernanke 

    OMG HAHAHA

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:56 | 1451703 praps
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    Algos have got this for the rest of the day now.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:56 | 1451704 youngman
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    Bernanke just said GOLD is not money.....boy what great expensive east coast schools did he go to....he lost it there

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:56 | 1451705 voshnishki
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    "Is Gold Money?" - Ron Paul

    "No" - Ben Bernanke 

    OMG HAHAHA

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:58 | 1451708 SRV - ES339
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    $1600/oz Au... so nice to meet you!!!!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:57 | 1451710 web bot
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    Every commodity class is up this morning... Silver is up +6%... Buy and hold long term is still my strategy.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:57 | 1451711 Calculated_Risk
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    HAHAHA, 'why don't central banks hold diamonds?!'

    Nice Dr. Paul.. the punch in the stomach was solid! Bernanke face looked like a broken plate!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:57 | 1451716 caerus
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    Tradition bitchez!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:08 | 1451813 caerus
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    +1600

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:06 | 1451797 pepperspray
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    +1 no doubt

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:57 | 1451717 High Plains Drifter
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    the financial panics of the late 19th century were caused by the same people who created the FED.

     

    also the FED does not spend money and is a profit center there congressman...

     

    is gold money?    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh no........

    its a asset......

     

    why do banks hold gold?   its reserves......

    its a tradition boy, quit bothering me.........

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:58 | 1451719 No Bid
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    WHY NOT DIAMONDS?

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:22 | 1451720 THE DORK OF CORK
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    For a while there Benny was Bitch slapping Pauline.

    But then Pauline did what most women would do in a nasty situation - she kicked him in the balls.

    Classic theatre.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7yapKO2RWs

     

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:05 | 1451721 equity_momo
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    Well , i know what the next ZH article will be about.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:58 | 1451724 Blano
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    Damn, missed most of Ron Paul.

    But now you have some dipshit Negro congresscritter asking Benny how the Fed and CONGRESS can create jobs.......WTF!!!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:00 | 1451749 SRV - ES339
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    Who let you out of your cave?

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:20 | 1451889 Blano
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    Run along oh PC POS.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:08 | 1451817 55 men
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    Sorry to burst your bubble dude, but..... that was a women.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:19 | 1451885 Blano
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    You sure??  I was only listening.  Yikes.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:58 | 1451728 the not so migh...
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    Benny can just talk up confidence , that's all he got.

     

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:58 | 1451729 KickIce
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    These clowns keep claiming the second half will improve and Bernanke talked about the customer.  Well, the "customer" is continues to lose his job.

    The only scenario that makes sense now is the Euro crashes causing the dollar to soar and commodities to fall off the cliff.  Additional money printing to follow.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:58 | 1451732 High Plains Drifter
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    if the us ever defaults it would be a problem for treasuries.......oh my.......so default is on the table huh?  imagine that.......

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:00 | 1451734 web bot
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    "We're operating in "other dimensions"..." HA HA HA.... you want to bet you're operating in another dimension.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:59 | 1451735 SmoothCoolSmoke
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    The whole world wishes Ber-shankie was still at Princeton....probably no one more than him!

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 10:59 | 1451741 blobbus
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    Is it just me, or does the Bernanke seem a bit more nervous and unprepared this time, compared to his last testimonies?

     

     

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:00 | 1451743 bill1102inf
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    Ron Paul is a retarded piece of shit, and Michelle Bachman is a horror, if the republicans can not find someone better than either of them I will vote for OBAMA out of SPITE of the stupidness.. OR I will simply not vote at all and find myself on vacation someplace enjoying life while a bunch of morons run our once great country into oblivion. 

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:04 | 1451784 luigi
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    I would rather hear on that retarded POS, is among the best your Country has to offer.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:35 | 1452006 High Plains Drifter
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    troll......

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 15:24 | 1453149 malalingua
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    Don't vote.  People like you who vote out of spite and not out of principle just proves the re-education of america has succeeded.  Anyway, you should just sit this one out.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:01 | 1451750 Bastiat
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    QE to infinity. Bennie waves a white flag, shoots off a flare, an airbag pops out of the desk and blows him off his chair. 

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:01 | 1451753 voshnishki
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    Love to see the trolls like Bill on here ;D

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:02 | 1451763 PaperBear
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    The sad thing is that some people will believe that gold is not money.

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:03 | 1451767 web bot
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    Ben is not talking about helicopters?

    Wed, 07/13/2011 - 11:05 | 1451776 wang
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    Did he just admit that entitlement spending was a pyramid scheme??

     

    "(entitlements) worked as long as the population was shaped in a pyramid"

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