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Watch Chairsatan Bernank Lie To A Room Full Of Sycophant Journalists Live

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Thu, 02/03/2011 - 13:53 | 931517 redpill
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I've suddenly lost my appetite

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:35 | 931705 bankrupt JPM bu...
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"QE helped provide jobs"  Okay, does he think everyone is that dumb?  Seriously.  I mean I know there are complete sheep idiots watching and nodding there head, but seriously, holy fuck, this is epic.

 

http://silvergoldsilver.blogspot.com/

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:36 | 931709 bankrupt JPM bu...
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Emerging mtk inflation "NOT A dollar EFFECT"  hahahah, I cant watch this anymore, this is just getting dumb.

http://silvergoldsilver.blogspot.com/

 

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:03 | 931839 Hdawg
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I assume you've never read the protocols these people live by...

http://www.iamthewitness.com/Protocols-of-Zion.htm

the bit about inflating the world's wealth away should resonate.

Sat, 02/05/2011 - 20:59 | 938175 Hephasteus
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The whole thing resonates. I especially like the gold one. Because it's kind of funny. People will destroy the governments with gold which will destroy the bankers power over them. But then the people will INSIST that our money follow it's last tenent of usefulness. That it be widely available because everyone needs it. It won't be a fiat system as we know it because it will simply destroy the foolish notions of interests that is inherently exponential that is nonetheless accounted in a balance sheet as something linear. LOL

Cash as only accepted tender. But in the meantime screw with JP Morgan buy silver.

http://www.crystalinks.com/chippewa.html

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:29 | 931958 LongSoupLine
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Okay, does he think everyone is that dumb?  Seriously.

 

He's even sent his internet trolls out to the various market sites.  Check this asshat out!

http://seekingalpha.com/user/764315/stocktalk

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 17:14 | 932422 andybev01
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"Honorable Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke, we salute you...for stopping US from a Depression...thank you..."

Was he saying that while on his knees unzipping the chairmans trousers??

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 23:49 | 933712 TruthInSunshine
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The 100% confident Ben Bernanke and his amazing track record:


Bernanke speaking on October 27, 2005: There's No Housing Bubble to Go Bust - washingtonpost.com

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 13:52 | 931518 Salinger
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666

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:16 | 931629 TradingJoe
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make that 333! speculators are going viral, this is not a good sign of things to come! the crash will be epic and leave many wondering in disbelief! most people think there is enough money going around, well there isn't! it all stops at the "bank", ergo, to little money chasing too many goods....am sure you know what this means!

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:34 | 931702 nope-1004
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He said:

 

"inflationary pressures in emerging markets are due to increased demanbd from the EM's and in food, their desire to change their diet and demand more sophisticated foods.  Also, the EM's themselves have been reluctant to impose monetary constraints to ease price increases."

 

I watched literally 35 seconds of this idiot lie his ass off, and I can't take it anymore.  The devil is speaking here folks.  He is setting the world up for a massive disaster.

 

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:46 | 931760 Oh regional Indian
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Nope, the Benbabwe's no dope.

He's just a man on a mission for his masters. 

After all, the knows things like the fact that the basement of the FRNY is foreign territory.

He's safe. 

As for the rest of us, time to disconnect, eh? The world, as I see it, is already a massive disaster. His equally nauseous predecessor made sure of that.

Benbabwe and Greenspam! A rather inflationary duo.

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/02/03/my-vision-for-cairo-and-giza-4th-february-2011/

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:54 | 931806 nope-1004
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Well, sociopathic tendencies are most prevalent in those individuals that are very intelligent.  Wisdom, well, that's another matter.

Let me rephrase:

Ben Bernank is so smart that he knows he's leading the world over a cliff but his allegiance to the "office" entails that he must publicly make false statements such as commodity prices inflation in food staples like corn and rice are due to "more sophisticated diets" in EM's and not a result of US monetary policy.

 

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:16 | 931904 cosmictrainwreck
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Not to mention that SOP for all the f***ing p.t.b. is the Big Lie. I suspect some of them even believe their own press...... that's how whacked they are

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:17 | 931908 Oh regional Indian
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Well rephrased Sir.

Indeed.

ORI

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:26 | 931945 Overpowered By Funk
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I thought i smelled sulfur.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:13 | 931886 curbyourrisk
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Nobody remembers the last 6 months of 2008....that was so last decade!

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:17 | 931907 Hdawg
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You got that right brother,

Imagine A World Without The Khazars...

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 18:01 | 932639 Dr. Kenneth Noi...
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Chairsatan?  More like Chairstain...  Chairstain Berstanky..

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:00 | 931532 TruthInSunshine
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Reading the ChairCreature's comments was bad enough.

For the massochistic hell bent on getting rapidly rising blood pressure and or a fit of breaking shit, be my guest.

I like to believe I'm a mature, mild-mannered person, but Bernanke is the one guy I would love to beat down and force my freshly worn underwear into his mouth, while bitching to him that cotton and almost all other commodities are rocketing higher due to his insane policies, which his dearly beloved CPI bullshit meter is purposefully designed to disregard, and provide him cover.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:04 | 931567 redpill
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If you're going to yell at him while your underwear is in his mouth, at least tell him something he doesn't already know but just refuses to admit.  

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:07 | 931592 palmereldritch
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Would that be sharting the dollar?

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:08 | 931863 jtearre
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  • +100

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:36 | 931991 I Am The Unknow...
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LOL!   I hope it leaves a bad taste in his mouth!

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:29 | 931682 Cognitive Dissonance
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Not freshly worn, but rather underwear I didn't change while on a 6 day hiking trip through the Blue Ridge Mountains.

Ben deserves the very best I have to offer.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:46 | 931756 sharkbait
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I have a pair of 4-day (inside, outside, frontside, backside) that are on the second cylce through that he can have.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 15:01 | 931828 DaveyJones
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be careful, he might have a fetish.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 13:56 | 931536 koaj
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he makes me physically ill

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 13:57 | 931538 ms1408
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Man I love the fact that the Satan-Bernank has to give his speech just as gold spikes $20 in a few minutes. Excellent timing ...

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 13:58 | 931543 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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The best example of human filth there is.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:03 | 931562 palmereldritch
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Satan...Santa.  Sometimes, apparently, it's a fine line.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:13 | 931611 Village Idiot
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Satan Clause - has a nice ring to it.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:03 | 931566 sodbuster
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There's no way I could watch- I'd have to buy new monitors.

 

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:29 | 931687 nicholforest
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+1000

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:04 | 931571 Rider
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Satan to jail!

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:07 | 931578 TruthInSunshine
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"Let them eat POMO's wake."

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:06 | 931579 Chuck Bone
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I prefer the term chairlatan.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:11 | 931598 aheady
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Very nice.

Sat, 02/05/2011 - 21:06 | 938185 Hephasteus
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I prefer Uncle Benocide's Fancy Premium Rice factory

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:07 | 931583 EscapeKey
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I'd rather pick my nose than watch that JPM manservant lie on TV.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:50 | 931779 The Rock
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I would rather watch you pick your nose than watch the spawn of satan too.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:08 | 931594 Zero Govt
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Cheer up, this prime chump is headed for the chopper and the history books along with Bank of America I and Bank of America II..... he wants recognition, he sure is gonna get it!

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:17 | 931631 EscapeKey
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Doubtful. The plan is that he'll be part of the group writing tomorrows history books.

His reign will be considered glorious.

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:11 | 931601 Sudden Debt
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I've heard there once was a time when journalists did research and where able to ask serious questions.

 

 

Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:11 | 931605 umop episdn
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For yet another weapon, swifter than hunger, the Lord of the Fiat Reserve had: dread and despair. Ooopsie, I meant syncophant 'journalists.'

from the zh manifesto (thanks to the Tyler):

  • to skeptically examine and, where necessary, attack the flaccid institution that financial journalism has become.
Thu, 02/03/2011 - 14:13 | 931610 Artful Dodger
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It's very easy to hear his voice become higher and uncomfortable when he is saying something he doesn't believe.

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