Watch Chairsatan Bernank Lie To A Room Full Of Sycophant Journalists Live

Tyler Durden's picture

Sorry, we can't take credit for "chairsatan" - that one has Bill Gross written on it all the way... What can we say: the man sure can be a genius, especially when he isn't buying government subsidized BAB bonds. And when subsidies no longer work out, coming up with creative epithets sure is a great way to let off steam. That said, watch the full Bernanke NPC Q&A at the link below.

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redpill's picture

I've suddenly lost my appetite

bankrupt JPM buy silver's picture

"QE helped provide jobs"  Okay, does he think everyone is that dumb?  Seriously.  I mean I know there are complete sheep idiots watching and nodding there head, but seriously, holy fuck, this is epic.

bankrupt JPM buy silver's picture

Emerging mtk inflation "NOT A dollar EFFECT"  hahahah, I cant watch this anymore, this is just getting dumb.


Hdawg's picture

I assume you've never read the protocols these people live by...

the bit about inflating the world's wealth away should resonate.

Hephasteus's picture

The whole thing resonates. I especially like the gold one. Because it's kind of funny. People will destroy the governments with gold which will destroy the bankers power over them. But then the people will INSIST that our money follow it's last tenent of usefulness. That it be widely available because everyone needs it. It won't be a fiat system as we know it because it will simply destroy the foolish notions of interests that is inherently exponential that is nonetheless accounted in a balance sheet as something linear. LOL

Cash as only accepted tender. But in the meantime screw with JP Morgan buy silver.

LongSoupLine's picture

Okay, does he think everyone is that dumb?  Seriously.


He's even sent his internet trolls out to the various market sites.  Check this asshat out!

andybev01's picture

"Honorable Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke, we salute you...for stopping US from a Depression...thank you..."

Was he saying that while on his knees unzipping the chairmans trousers??

TradingJoe's picture

make that 333! speculators are going viral, this is not a good sign of things to come! the crash will be epic and leave many wondering in disbelief! most people think there is enough money going around, well there isn't! it all stops at the "bank", ergo, to little money chasing too many sure you know what this means!

nope-1004's picture

He said:


"inflationary pressures in emerging markets are due to increased demanbd from the EM's and in food, their desire to change their diet and demand more sophisticated foods.  Also, the EM's themselves have been reluctant to impose monetary constraints to ease price increases."


I watched literally 35 seconds of this idiot lie his ass off, and I can't take it anymore.  The devil is speaking here folks.  He is setting the world up for a massive disaster.


Oh regional Indian's picture

Nope, the Benbabwe's no dope.

He's just a man on a mission for his masters. 

After all, the knows things like the fact that the basement of the FRNY is foreign territory.

He's safe. 

As for the rest of us, time to disconnect, eh? The world, as I see it, is already a massive disaster. His equally nauseous predecessor made sure of that.

Benbabwe and Greenspam! A rather inflationary duo.


nope-1004's picture

Well, sociopathic tendencies are most prevalent in those individuals that are very intelligent.  Wisdom, well, that's another matter.

Let me rephrase:

Ben Bernank is so smart that he knows he's leading the world over a cliff but his allegiance to the "office" entails that he must publicly make false statements such as commodity prices inflation in food staples like corn and rice are due to "more sophisticated diets" in EM's and not a result of US monetary policy.


cosmictrainwreck's picture

Not to mention that SOP for all the f***ing p.t.b. is the Big Lie. I suspect some of them even believe their own press...... that's how whacked they are

Oh regional Indian's picture

Well rephrased Sir.



curbyourrisk's picture

Nobody remembers the last 6 months of 2008....that was so last decade!

Hdawg's picture

You got that right brother,

Imagine A World Without The Khazars...

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater's picture

Chairsatan?  More like Chairstain...  Chairstain Berstanky..

TruthInSunshine's picture

Reading the ChairCreature's comments was bad enough.

For the massochistic hell bent on getting rapidly rising blood pressure and or a fit of breaking shit, be my guest.

I like to believe I'm a mature, mild-mannered person, but Bernanke is the one guy I would love to beat down and force my freshly worn underwear into his mouth, while bitching to him that cotton and almost all other commodities are rocketing higher due to his insane policies, which his dearly beloved CPI bullshit meter is purposefully designed to disregard, and provide him cover.

redpill's picture

If you're going to yell at him while your underwear is in his mouth, at least tell him something he doesn't already know but just refuses to admit.  

palmereldritch's picture

Would that be sharting the dollar?

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Not freshly worn, but rather underwear I didn't change while on a 6 day hiking trip through the Blue Ridge Mountains.

Ben deserves the very best I have to offer.

sharkbait's picture

I have a pair of 4-day (inside, outside, frontside, backside) that are on the second cylce through that he can have.

DaveyJones's picture

be careful, he might have a fetish.

koaj's picture

he makes me physically ill

ms1408's picture

Man I love the fact that the Satan-Bernank has to give his speech just as gold spikes $20 in a few minutes. Excellent timing ...

FunkyMonkeyBoy's picture

The best example of human filth there is.

palmereldritch's picture

Satan...Santa.  Sometimes, apparently, it's a fine line.

sodbuster's picture

There's no way I could watch- I'd have to buy new monitors.


Rider's picture


Satan to jail!

TruthInSunshine's picture

"Let them eat POMO's wake."

Chuck Bone's picture

I prefer the term chairlatan.

Hephasteus's picture

I prefer Uncle Benocide's Fancy Premium Rice factory

EscapeKey's picture

I'd rather pick my nose than watch that JPM manservant lie on TV.

The Rock's picture

I would rather watch you pick your nose than watch the spawn of satan too.

Zero Govt's picture

Cheer up, this prime chump is headed for the chopper and the history books along with Bank of America I and Bank of America II..... he wants recognition, he sure is gonna get it!

EscapeKey's picture

Doubtful. The plan is that he'll be part of the group writing tomorrows history books.

His reign will be considered glorious.

Sudden Debt's picture

I've heard there once was a time when journalists did research and where able to ask serious questions.



umop episdn's picture

For yet another weapon, swifter than hunger, the Lord of the Fiat Reserve had: dread and despair. Ooopsie, I meant syncophant 'journalists.'

from the zh manifesto (thanks to the Tyler):

  • to skeptically examine and, where necessary, attack the flaccid institution that financial journalism has become.
Artful Dodger's picture

It's very easy to hear his voice become higher and uncomfortable when he is saying something he doesn't believe.