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Watch The Latest Farce Live As Obama Presents His Birth Certificate To The Public

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Those who want to watch US politics devolve into a complete farce, can do so below, as the president caves in to a person who has serially bankrupted more corporations than anyone else in history. In the meantime, this is what the whie house had to say on the issue. Those who wish to watch Donald Trumps' take on the matter can do so here.

From the White House:

In 2008, in response to media inquiries, the President’s campaign
requested his birth certificate from the state of Hawaii. The state sent
the campaign the President’s birth certificate, the same legal
documentation provided to all Hawaiians as proof of birth in state, and
the campaign immediately posted it on the internet. That birth certificate can be seen here (PDF).

When any citizen born in Hawaii requests their birth certificate, they
receive exactly what the President received. In fact, the document
posted on the campaign website is what Hawaiians use to get a driver’s
license from the state and the document recognized by the Federal
Government and the courts for all legal purposes. That’s because it is
the birth certificate. This is not and should not be an open question.

The President believed the distraction over his birth certificate
wasn’t good for the country. It may have been good politics and good TV,
but it was bad for the American people and distracting from the many
challenges we face as a country. Therefore, the President directed his
counsel to review the legal authority for seeking access to the long
form certificate and to request on that basis that the Hawaii State
Department of Health make an exception to release a copy of his long
form birth certificate. They granted that exception in part because of
the tremendous volume of requests they had been getting.

At a time of great consequence for this country – when we should be
debating how we win the future, reduce our deficit, deal with high gas
prices, and bring stability to the Middle East, Washington, DC, was once
again distracted by a fake issue.  The President’s hope is that with
this step, we can move on to debating the bigger issues that matter to
the American people and the future of the country.

So the administration prevents distractions by caving in to them. What next: we see Obama's bed wetting record?

 

 

 

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Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:51 | 1211545 sbenard
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I'm so glad that this is now OVER! This is one of the few things that I agree with the Deceiver in Chief! We need to move on to the real issues that can destroy us that are the subjects of discussion here at ZH every day!

2011 US debt growth - 12%

2011 US economic growth - 2%

Our debt is growing 6X faster than our economy.

That math adds up to one thing -- DISASTER!

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:56 | 1211584 Robslob
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Donald Trump for President!

I mean...who better to lead U.S. out of bankruptcy than the Don?

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:15 | 1211708 UninterestedObserver
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I think you mean who better to lead us "through" a Bankruptcy right?

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 12:03 | 1211914 Andy_Jackson_Jihad
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doubleplusgood to Trump if a real leader can't be elected.

If there is hell toupe in bankruptcy then trump is the best puppet out there.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:54 | 1211590 GreenSideUp
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I know the rules that we serfs have to follow do not apply to the elites but it shouldn't be that way.

We serfs have to show birth certificates and other proper papers for driver's licenses, employment, school, college, bank accounts, passports, etc., ad infinitum.

A friend's company was raided and several upper managers were put in federal prison for having some illegals on staff, some of whom had "authentic" papers.  

Heck, the last job I applied for wanted my college transcripts and GPA.

So no, I don't see any reason why the Teleprompter in Chief, technically an employee of The People, shouldn't have released his BC and other information well before he ran for prez.

Isn't obummer all about transparency?  

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:54 | 1211591 hannah
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if this is all BS...thenlets just elect a mexican citizen to be the next president of the united states...like dave chappell....lets elect santiago.....si!

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 14:47 | 1212834 James
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Karl Denninger @ Ticker forum just ripped Obama a new one.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 10:58 | 1211612 UrbanBard
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I never cared about this issue, one way or the other. He was a bad candidate for president, his history has shown that. But, why did Obama make this so hard? He touted himself as the most transparent of candidates, but he was the most obscure. Why did he spend two million dollars on lawyers to prevent this long form from being displayed? He should have bent over backwards to prove himself. Why did he leave the perception of irregularity? Was it some smug joke on his opponents? Hid he consider himself above the demands of the US Constitution? If so, this would prove his inappropriateness for the office of president.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:00 | 1211613 digalert
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The Donald too cool, takes credit for birth cert. now demands to see school records.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:01 | 1211640 Rogerwilco
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This is like a stare-down between Steve Urkel and the Fonz. Sweet Jesus please make it stop!

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:00 | 1211618 Drag Racer
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according to the Race Regulations for 1961

"Births in the United States in 1961 are classified for vital statistics into white, Negro, American Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Aleut, Eskimo, Hawaiian, and Part-Hawaiian (combined),and "other nonwhite."

http://s284.photobucket.com/albums/ll1/BecJul/Politics/?action=view&curr...

then where do they get 'African'???

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:13 | 1211695 Bastiat
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Valerie Jarret says "African" then that's what you use.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:02 | 1211629 cognus
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that comment about "serial bankruptcy".. I thought he was talking about George Soros and his pack of wolves

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:06 | 1211670 boiltherich
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Everything I ever read at ZH revolved around broken laws, broken government, broken faith.  So when the most sacred office in the land is taken via broken rules, and led by a man that has broken promises and has hidden his identity (whether American, English, Indonesian, or Kenyan) just as he is announcing his reelection campaign and some of you support him, well all I can do is laugh.  I have doubts about his birth and eligibility, but I am a lifelong democrat that voted for McCain and will vote for anyone but Obama in 12 at least in part because of the names I was called when I said in 2008 that he should have to prove he was eligible for the office. He can show a video of his mother concieving in the USA for all I care, he is still a failed president for whom one term was too many.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:54 | 1211887 Creed
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hey Boil the 14th amendment basically makes anyone born under the jurisdiction of a US state a US citizen so as long as he can show a legit BC he's in

 

Obamas election in the USA showed the real tragedy here- that 51% of the elctorate is about as smart as a turnip and is led by the nose by MSMedia

how else can you explain an admirer of B Ayers & Rev Wright getting elected? bomb thrower Ayers wants millions of US citizens put in camps & reeducated as progressives/liberals/socialists; Wright wants whitey enslaved as payback

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 12:07 | 1211924 Andy_Jackson_Jihad
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Below is one of my favorite ZH quotes from maybe a year ago.  I think it best explains the cognitive dissonance:

Riddle me this: how does a widely-known slacker of questionable intelligence and proven lack of track record in leadership experience become president of the USA? (Note that this question is applicable to both Bush & Hussein.)

In spite of their corrupt natures, I'm beginning to come to admire both Nixon & Clinton because both of them had what it took to reach the top. (Not least of which, they are certainly the two presidents with the highest IQs.) Sure, they were/are mean SOBs, but compared to our last two failed presidents, I'm not sure which is preferable.

Hussein was put in place as a fall guy - it is a measure of his utter cluelessness that Barry accepted such a position. He is the perfect foil: First, he led the way to assist the banker class to unload their toxic assets onto the public @ the highest possible prices long after the market top. Second, he is now leading the way to ensure a Republican sweep which will implement "austerity" as a means of collapsing property prices via deflation. Once that is accomplished, the bailed out bankers sitting on $trillions of our cash will be able to buy back all remaining assets for pennies on the dollar.

This tragic-comedy farce will only come to an end when the "strong-man" appears on the horizon. If you look closely into the faint distance, you might be able to detect/discern a slight disturbance. He is coming - we will know he has arrived when default/repudiation is placed front & center as the #1 priority of the country.

Until then, it's all theatrics as we dance to our doom.

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:27 | 1211776 thedrickster
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The BC thing is now distraction from the real Obama black hole, his family's CIA connections:

http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig11/madsen1.1.1.html

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:31 | 1211793 Zina
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I want to see the birth certificate of Daniel Ivandjiiski (aka. Tyler Durden).

I know Ivandjiiski was born in Bulgaria, but in what city? Sofia?

 

In other news, people realized that Arnold, the former Republican governor of California, was born in Austria...

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 12:34 | 1212043 the grateful un...
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Arnold never hid the fact, or the fact that his father was a Nazi.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 15:09 | 1212945 AnAnonymous
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Contrary to the two others...

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:31 | 1211807 thedrickster
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The sycophants are having a junk fest.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:36 | 1211824 Abitdodgie
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Wed, 04/27/2011 - 12:06 | 1211825 Segestan
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Hmmm... me thinks Obama knew he was in real trouble,  and was about to get exposed as a big time fraud. Why the insult to Trump?  when Obama is the one who has spent milllions trying to hide his place of birth?  But now..... SO HE SAYS!!!  and every Lib cries foul.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:48 | 1211861 DosZap
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Why wait 2yrs and put up w/all the neg press?.

Anyone can pay for anything they want.

He has Hawaii in his back pocket.

The Gov, or Mayor, could not find ANY copies (so he stated 2 mos ago).

Where did this one majical one transport from?.(LOL )

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 11:50 | 1211871 Payne
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This just in Barack Hussien Obama the 2nd is the person in the oval office but Barack Hussien Obama ran for office and was sworn in.  What will the supreme court have to say about that, he has never changed his legal name!

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 12:08 | 1211925 TideFighter
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Just watch, a new TV series will appear to compete with the Donald's time slot.

"Dancing with the Czars!"

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 12:18 | 1211956 Treasure Freedom
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ha ha this is comedy

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 12:23 | 1211978 nah
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want proof Obama's not born in Hawaii... quadafi called him a friend or an inspiration or something

.

AFRICAN MAN LAW

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 12:28 | 1212014 tony bonn
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indonesian citizen barry soetoro was born in mbombossa kenya....that fraudulent document he put on his campaign website was at best a certificate of live birth and emphatically not a birth certificate just as that cia hacked crap he showed today is more farce...

sorry, barry was born in kenya...

www.obamacrimes.com

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 17:10 | 1213659 RichardP
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... was at best a certificate of live birth and emphatically not a birth certificate ...

The short-form Certificate of Live Birth is Hawaii's birth certificate.  It is the legal document that folks use when they need to prove when they were born.  The long form, prepared by the  hospital, is not acceptable as proof of when one was born.  This info has been around forever.  Why are you unaware of it?

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 12:36 | 1212042 CHARLIE.DONT.SERF
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The CIA doesn't care where he was born.  Human brains are susceptible to brainwashing regardless of nationality.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 12:54 | 1212120 ArrestBobRubin
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Wow, that was a shitty, low blow. As if this question is Trump's problem or something.

You may be ok w/ it, but not everyone is cool with POTUS as illegal alien. As if the Idiot Bush wasn't bad enough, they found a way to even eclipse that bit of handiwork with the Kenyan Manchu.

But hey, nice try though.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 12:52 | 1212124 ArrestBobRubin
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Wow, that was a shitty, low blow. As if this question is Trump's problem or something.

You may be ok w/ it, but not everyone is cool with POTUS as illegal alien. As if the Idiot Bush wasn't bad enough, they found a way to even eclipse that bit of handiwork with the Kenyan Manchu.

But hey, nice try though.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 13:16 | 1212238 A Lunatic
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My predecessor (GWB) has determined that the United States Constitution is nothing more than a god damned piece of paper, thereby freeing me from the imaginary constraints of said illegitimate and archaic document. And that my fellow cleptocrats, is change we can believe in. - BHO.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 13:32 | 1212319 Gimp
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Another distraction for the sheeple while we get raped at the gas pump...sigh

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 13:42 | 1212382 indio007
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The BC don't matter he father was a foreign citizen that was visiting. Barack's father failed to register the birth elsewhere and let this one stand. Obama is a citizen via his father's tacit consent.

 

There might be an issue of validity. The doctor didn't sign the BC for over 3 days. The law at the time might have required it signed within 1 day.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 15:43 | 1213162 minus dog
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After all this recent claptrap claiming that it's unlawful to release the document, the WH gives us... a forensically ridiculous clusterfuck of an electronic document.

This sort of image is right up my alley.   I thought the birther issue was fucking silly, and that the administration was only stringing the critics along, but after seeing that file... you're not going to convince me that it is legitimate unless I hold the original in my hands.  There is no benign explanation for the shit going on in that document.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 16:02 | 1213301 suckerfishzilla
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George Washington never proved his citizenship to the Iroquois nation.   I will manage to survive and thrive no matter what the impediments from DC are.  Diebold was the firewall that assured Obama's victory as it will decide all future Presidents.  Thank you black box voting States for your vigilance in defending liberty and the Constitution. 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 17:15 | 1213655 Zero Govt
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The President believed the distraction over his birth certificate wasn’t good for the country.

Dearest Obumma, it's no skin off anybodies nose your birtha issue is good tittle tattle. Don't take the countries name in vein again

It may have been good politics and good TV, but it was bad for the American people...

No it was just good politics and TV, no bad at all ....Trump Pressure, national pleasure hoho :))

...and distracting from the many challenges we face as a country.

Yes we wouldn't want anything distracting you from your Suicide Socialist Mission, of spending the country into oblivion. How are the pissy shitty little budget cuts going turdball?

'Change you can believe in'... triple Bushs budget deficits, double his wars, in the pocket of Wall Street criminals and a 3rd fuking bankrupt healthcare system ...when do you start working for the country instead of against it Mr President??

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 17:15 | 1213680 Heroic Couplet
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If Trump, Rupert Murdoch, and Roger Ailes had brains in their heads, Trump would have started with a court date, a court room in the background, and an attorney standing by his side, before he ever opened his mouth.

Now back to content. All Congressional Republicans and the leaders, especailly those above, need to be out looking for jobs in the US. Show exactly where the Bush tax cuts have created jobs. Leaving the Bush tax cuts in place was to have created 2.5 million jobs, according to Republicans. Where are the jobs?

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 17:30 | 1213722 honestann
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Something is still "fishy".  Why could the new governor of Hawaii NOT find this document in the official records... then all of a sudden the liars in the administration can?  Maybe that's what happened, but it still stinks.  The CIA can fake stuff like this with its eyes closed.

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 21:43 | 1214533 Pool Shark
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Okay gang,

I don't care where/when/why/how Obama was born, but...

The birth certificate ON THE WHITE HOUSE'S OWN WEBSITE is clearly an altered document.

Don't believe me? Look at it it yourself:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf

Zoom into the upper right corner where "Department of Health" appears and look CLOSELY at the number: "61 10641"

Notice anything unusual about the last "1" in the sequence?

Go ahead and look. Somebody explain to me why its the only aliased character in the sequence...

 

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 22:44 | 1214663 honestann
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Freaking hell --- you are absolutely CORRECT.

In fact, if you grab the corner of your PDF viewer and expand and contract the window (such that the document resizes)... you can clearly see that that last "1" (one) digit is on a separate layer.

YOU JUST PROVED the CIA is getting very sloppy!

You're a freaking hero!  Great work.

Note the R in BARACK is also bogus.  I can't see how this can be a photo or copy of an original document and have artifacts of these kinds.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 03:18 | 1214992 TerraHertz
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Beautiful! That's more than an 'Oops', that's someone being forced by their boss to bodge up a fake document, and thinking 'Fuck you, arsehole! I'm going to make you look like the lying, cheating shithead you are! Do your own document faking photoshoping next time!'

The site http://bryankeithnixon.com/?p=103   Obama’s Birth Certificate, Dissected has lots of other good comments on how this is pretty clearly a fake, but your observation is the best of all. An absolute proof. There's NO REASON why a few characters of the original scan bitmap would be so very different in color mapping (they are way lighter than all the other black character pixels) and so very differently aliased (the edge quality is completely different to nearby characters.)

And it's not just one character. There are several instances of the same blatent editing around the document. The 'R' in BARAK, the 'K' in Kenya, the 'S' in STANLEY, the 'K' in Kansas (this one really weird - out of place and partially obliterated), the 'non' in mother's occupation, none (yet another form of weirdness - uniform gray, no aliasing), the 'Stanley Ann D' part of mother's signature - different to the rest of '...unham Obama', the date accepted stamp 'AUG - 196' is shaded, no aliasing, then the final 1 of the year being normal again.

When you zoom in and study this document, there's just NO WAY it was produced by any straightforward scanning of a paper or microfilm original. Even allowing for the scanned bitmap being layered over the background repeating green pattern.

This is so fscked up, it can't possibly be incompetence in forgery. The defects HAVE to be deliberate.

 

Resources:

http://everist.org/archives/links/!_Obama_eligibility.txt

http://everist.org/archives/links/!_Obama_misc.txt

http://everist.org/archives/links/!_Obama_ebay_birth_cert.txt

Wed, 04/27/2011 - 21:52 | 1214555 indio007
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You want fishy . How bout when some tells a desperate lie?

 

Obama on Oprah Winfrey

http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-obama-oprah-birth-certificate...

 

"When it first came up, were you thinking, I hope I was born here?" Winfrey asked, according to a transcript provided by her production company.

"Can I just say I was there, so I knew," Obama said. "I knew I had been born. I remembered it."

"Of course you did," Winfrey said.

Thu, 04/28/2011 - 10:20 | 1215755 TerraHertz
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNJfdKClbH4

Solid Proof Obama's 'Birth Certificate' Is A Fraud

A live demonstraton of opening the doc in Illustrator, showing why it's fake, demonstrating how a normal pdf scanned doc looks, etc.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!