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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is set to address congress in a widely expected speech, the key focus of which will be to diffuse the situation following the president's remarks from last week over what the appropriate borders for the Israeli state should and should not be. As Reuters reports: "When Israeli Prime
Minister Benjamin Netanyahu addresses Congress on Tuesday, many will be
watching to see whether he escalates a war of words with the White House
over how to make peace in the Middle East.
Netanyahu has a mostly sympathetic ear in
Congress, where few lawmakers in either party speak up for the
Palestinians, hewing to decades of close U.S.-Israeli ties. But
the Israeli prime minister has had a rocky relationship with President
Barack Obama, and last week said the president's vision of a Palestinian
state based on the borders of 1967 could leave Israel "indefensible."" Watch the full thing below.

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Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:13 | Link to Comment Alienated Serf
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this thread should be fun...

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:18 | Link to Comment Clueless Economist
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War criminals are allowed to address congress???

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:23 | Link to Comment Alienated Serf
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i think he fits right in with his hosts.  the people of iraq, libya and afghanistan agree.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:26 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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With friends like them who needs enemies?

Is the Clowngress going to fucking clap for every three words of this anti-semite?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:38 | Link to Comment Ahmeexnal
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Oblamma's hypocrisy.

Asking Israel to draw back to 1967 borders.

How about the US drawing back to pre 1848 borders?

Wait, that's going to happen too!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:43 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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What does it Cost…

 

In Dollars…

 

To be able to address Congress…

 

To have a Standing Ovation… EVERY!!! Time!! That you complete a thought (or partial thought).

 

More Importantly, why you… as a U.S. Citizen will NEVER! Be able to afford! The Love of Your! Congress!!

 

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Now let me be clear.. I am Catholic.. I do NOT hate the Jewish People.. I Love the Jewish People, mainly a carpenter who was jailed and nailed to a cross. This is NOT! And attack on the Jews or Israel. This is a demonstration to My Fellow Americans! As to what the true costs are of having your Government give a shit about you would really be!

 

While everyone (almost, even here) debates pennies.. an Austerity.. the reality of being bought and sold daily by Corporate / Foreign Powers escapes you.

 

WAKE! UP!!

 

Republicant!

 

Dumbocrat!!

 

Does NOT! Matter!! The dog and pony show that is put on to keep you entertained is nothing more than a Dog and Pony Show! The Lobby Rules ALL! And no matter what they say during their campaign speeches.. no matter what differences they sell you there are between them and the other guy.. is a Loud of Bull Shit! The Lobby Dollars Rule ALL! No matter who you vote in! There will be no change! That is good for the people! Until the Lobby is crushed. But as Long as you spend your days and nights wrapped around the idea that the ideas presented to you publicly, in heavy rotation on whatever your favorite news channel is.. are meaningless to where the Rivers of Our Tax Dollars GO! The Tax Dollars go back to the Biggest and Best Lobby Supporters! That’s it! It is that simple, everything else is to keep you occupied and far from the facts of how you are fucked, day in and day out!

 

Feel free to see who gets the biggest military support! Israel, because it is bought and paid for ahead of time.. see who gets the biggest tax breaks, the largest subsidies! All bought and paid for ahead of time.

 

Our Country has been bought and paid for! China with federal Grant Monies! Matching Dollars! While our Country Men and Women and even more importantly Children suffer? But that’s just austerity! It’s the Poor’s fault! Those Poor Folk cause the drain on the economy!

 

How about the top 1% start paying some, any, a lil bit in taxes.. as opposed to NONE!

 

How about our Country (Government) invest more in its own citizens that in Foreign Powers here within our Borders?

 

How about people stop arguing about what they present for you to argue about?

 

How about you wake the fuck up? Because unless you are pushing for whats important, what really matters you are a sheep.. and maybe, just maybe one day you will wake up and find out that “We the People” should have taken a larger interest in “

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:59 | Link to Comment Id fight Gandhi
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A lot of the problem giving the Jews more support is fanatical Christians who see the Jews as Gods chosen people. pure propaganda. Sure, send them a savior and they sell him out and nail him to a cross and mock him.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 13:57 | Link to Comment Max Hunter
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Hey JL in FL... Is that all you got???  LOL

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 14:05 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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who is JL? are you one of the very few or new people here that dont know who I am?

 

and "NO!" I could have kept going but the point is the Lobby not Israel. Personal Bullshit aside it is more important that the Country be righted than I bash the people who have bought and paid for my Government.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 15:06 | Link to Comment Max Hunter
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Settle down snapper.. I'm picking up what you're throwing down.. And glad you're saying it..

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 15:11 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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red snapper? mangrove snapper? yellow tail snapper?

look if you want to talk fish fine, but its almost like porn for me! so be forewarned!

My bad.. I was expecting drama from the truth.. didnt mean to get any pre-mature pissyness on you.. my bad Bro!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 15:35 | Link to Comment Max Hunter
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No problem bro.. You tell a lot of truth.. and for that.. you get attacked a lot.. It's all good.. they are losing.. we are growing, they are shrinking..

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 17:47 | Link to Comment rocker
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Great Job JW. Thanks. Al least somebody has the balls to say it and tell the truth.

Who does this bastard think we are.  'The United States of Israel.'    Bullshit. 

He can take the Bernanke back with him. 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 18:35 | Link to Comment JPG101
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The reality is that the lobbies own us and I can't see how we will escape the control of foreign lobbies. Many are more 67concerned about the future of Israel then that of their native country. Very dangerous IMO

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:52 | Link to Comment Bringin It
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JW ... glad you're saying it too.  You just showed everyone the emperor has no clothes.  Congrats.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 13:03 | Link to Comment sbenard
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Good grief! Write a book!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 14:02 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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Just the facts.. the verifiable, 3rd party sourced and sited FACTS!

 

sorry that there are so mnay Lobby's.. it takes a LOT of MONEY! to get 35 standing ovations! from Congress!

 

"We the People" are not out numbered by head count.. but out numbered by Dollars by the Lobby! "We the People" can NOT compete against the LOBBY!

 

Corporations Own the Lobby!

 

The Lobby Owns the Government!

 

Law Enforcement works for the Duly Elected Lobby Whores!

 

We the People = Screwed!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 15:09 | Link to Comment BlackholeDivestment
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http://bible.cc/revelation/18-3.htm

...ah, now I get it! ''Bitchez!''. I feel so used, I need a shower now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anjT71N4PGM

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 13:48 | Link to Comment Thisson
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How about instead of taxing the rich (because it won't help much), we lower everyone else's taxes?  We don't have a revenue problem - we have a spending problem.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 13:56 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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where do we spend?

is it the poor people?

or..

is it the multi-trillion dollar wall street welfare?

 

TARP is $800 Billion Dollars.

10% un-employment costs $1 Billion a Month..

30% un-employment costs $3 Billion a Month..

800 divided by 3 equals? how many decades of coverage?

but wait, those monies were paid back? wall street was paying we the people 8%?

then the 0.25% FED window opened and the monies that paid America were paid back with Loaned Monies! which America Back Stops! Guess what the FED makes 6% no matter what! who makes up the difference? you think the FED is taking a hair cut? WAKE UP!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 14:59 | Link to Comment bruiserND
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JW , you're right !

Verbose to a fault but right none the less.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 15:05 | Link to Comment CharlesBronson
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Tin foil hat time....

What do you think that is a long list of lobbiests? Are you nuts? 

What does it take to address Congress? Be a Prime Minister, or head of state. Can you name anybody else that has addressed Congress? Hmmmm?

Yep, reading your post, I think you do hate Jews and have a poor grasp on reality.

 

 

 

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 15:16 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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by CharlesBronson
on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 15:05
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Tin foil hat time....

What do you think that is a long list of lobbiests? Are you nuts? 

What does it take to address Congress? Be a Prime Minister, or head of state. Can you name anybody else that has addressed Congress? Hmmmm?

Yep, reading your post, I think you do hate Jews and have a poor grasp on reality.

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I will quote myself loosely here...

What does it cost to get a standing ovation... for every thought or partial thought communicated.. from Congress.

There are a LOT of people who get to address congress.. how many get a standing ovation every fucking 30 seconds?

so.. I would think that your shallow attempt to spin the facts into something that they simply are Not! is a failure.

Try, try again!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 16:24 | Link to Comment CharlesBronson
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Ovation is what you get when people agree with what you say....

Faceless typing on a blog is what you get when your head is empty and your heart is filled with anger.

With you, every one in Congress is a thoughtless robot that applauds for $$$, you can't fix stupid.  

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 17:17 | Link to Comment naughtius maximus
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"With you, every one in Congress is a thoughtless robot that applauds for $$$, you can't fix stupid."

Count me in buddy. Congress are a bunch of money sucking cock suckers.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 18:58 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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by CharlesBronson
on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 16:24
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Ovation is what you get when people agree with what you say....

Faceless typing on a blog is what you get when your head is empty and your heart is filled with anger.

With you, every one in Congress is a thoughtless robot that applauds for $$$, you can't fix stupid.

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You are a Spin Machine! Rock it!!

 

Yeah! ummm.. the Standing Ovation.. is when the speaker has to stop speaking becuase the audience has stood up and continued to applaude beyond a normal short stretch.

 

A Standing Ovation, every 30 fucking seconds.. every 45 seconds..

 

Every time a thought would be completed by the speaker.. and sometimes part way thru a thought.. a standing ovation was in order! maybe every minute.. I think that is long.. so every 30 fucking seconds.. to 1 minute... congress was up on its feet clapping and would not stop!

 

Ovation.. to agree.. you are a funny lil man.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 18:28 | Link to Comment Anonymouse
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"Now let me be clear.. I am Catholic.. I do NOT hate the Jewish People.. I Love the Jewish People, mainly a carpenter who was jailed and nailed to a cross."

So Jesus wasn't one of the "fucking jew fucks" as you put it so eloquently last week?  Are his followers no longer "idiot Jesus Freaks!"

So are you no longer (as you suggested last week) "thinking maybe the Baptists and the Jews both need to go?"

http://www.zerohedge.com/article/nakba-violence-escalates-many-dead-isre...

Congratulations on your conversion.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 18:52 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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I am Catholic.. you must be a Jew.. no harm no foul..

 

The Catholics.. other than Baby sit the Jews becuase they lack the Balls and backbone to defend themselves.. rely on us to carry the weight.. think crusades for any help you need with Google..

 

which brings me to my second point.. as a Catholic and understanding not only my duty to baby sit you fucking whinny lil bitches, as well is to keep my own in line.. thusly when the crusades were in full swing.. any or all it doesnt matter.. the numbers were Baptists Killed MORE than Muslims Killed.. and not by a little number either.. I will let you suprise yourself when you decide to read something!

 

So the Jesus Freaks.. who dunked Jesus in the river to purify the Son of God! yes, those idiots should be killed.. like so many times before! nothing new, sorry to burst your bubble.

 

and my anger with the Jews... I am going to guess that comment was about this.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy7Quf4I3Xc I took this story hard and was more than a lil angry that my Tax Dollars went to pay for a discount Cat Dozer that murdered a little girl. so ya fuck you and fuck them and I would love to have been there that day! see how you do against an armed man verse an un-armed little girl.. bunch of fucking bottom feeding fucking cowards..

 

as a matter of fact, I as a good Catholic will have to sit the next one out.. and I will take my lumps from God as to why when I am dead. Fucking run over a Little girl! Maybe its time that we figure out the difference between the zionists and the Jewish People. The Government Bankers ScumBags! verse the people who work and get slaughtered! becuase of the greed of others!

 

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:59 | Link to Comment Bringin It
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I took this story hard and was more than a lil angry that my Tax Dollars went to pay for a discount Cat Dozer that murdered a little girl.

Me too JW.  Thanks for never letting them forget ... as they say.

Zionism ≠ Judaism

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 03:17 | Link to Comment Anonymouse
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For the record, I am an evangelical Christian.  Speaking brother to brother, I think you need to reassess whether you are a good Catholic.  Anger at injustice is justified, but there seems to be more than just a little hate mixed in there.

I am totally confused by your Jesus Freaks comment.  Was there a story I missed, or are you upset at John the Baptist?

And since the Crusades came and went some 300 years before there were Baptists, I am totally lost as to what you are talking about, much less what would justify them being killed.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 11:29 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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Thomas Armitage, A History of the Baptists

www.cs.unc.edu/~plaisted/estimates.doc

there you go Jew! learn some truth!

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 21:47 | Link to Comment Anonymouse
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And your point is what?  That Catholics killed some Baptists in the 1500s?  That's what your link says.  So is your point that a desire to kill Jews and Baptists makes you a good Catholic?  You might want to check in with the Pope on that one.  Or at least check with your priest.  I suspect he would feel differently.

And, speaking as an evangelical Christian (apparently you missed that), if being the object of your scorn and rants makes me a Jew in your eyes, if defending Jews or any other people makes me a Jew in your eyes, then shalom.

I'm afraid your rants have passed the point of amusing me.  I'll pray for you

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 03:54 | Link to Comment Anonymouse
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You mean this Rachel Corrie?

 

http://archive.frontpagemag.com/readArticle.aspx?ARTID=30313

I don't know the true story, but it doesn't appear to be as cut and dried as you make it out to be

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 11:32 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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a lil girl was run over with an American Made Bull Dozer.. bought on discount becuase of the subisidies the American Tax Payer! bought with Dollars collected from the American Tax Payer Sucker Trough! at least in part, but continue you on and enjoy your lil prodding session.. as sooner than later, I will be prodding thinking of you!

 

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:00 | Link to Comment Hondo
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I could make these same claims against many groups that give to congess. The list would be as long or longer

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:00 | Link to Comment Bringin It
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I could make these same claims against many groups that give to congess.

You could ... but you'd be lying.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 22:37 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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by Hondo
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I could make these same claims against many groups that give to congess. The list would be as long or longer

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http://www.opensecrets.org/

You find a foreign State that donates and has as much power over our Country..

The link is above.. I will save you the search and time.. you wont find one, you wont find 2 that add up to that 1.. you wont find 5 that add up to that Israel!

Lots of groups!

France? is not a group.

Japan is not a group.

China is not a group.

These are Countries, just like Israel is a Country! they are not Groups!

and compared to how much a Country gives verse how much a Country gets!

WAKE! UP!!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:48 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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the best thing they can do is like helen thomas said, get the hell out of palestine and go back to europe......

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 14:03 | Link to Comment Holodomor2012
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Madagascar is a better plan.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madagascar_Plan

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 15:07 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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there is something about madagascar............

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 14:06 | Link to Comment MagicHandPuppet
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+1.  Helen Thomas became my hero that day.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 02:27 | Link to Comment Michael
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Now you see in all it's blatant glory, our congress is nothing more than a zionist occupied government(ZOG).

I just thank Yeshua the Messiah for the complete and total economic collapse of the USA and the final financial starvation of the beast.

I wonder if Dr Ron Paul stood up and applauded every word out of that cocksuckers mouth?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:45 | Link to Comment MarketTruth
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Yet he says over and over again Israel wants piece. They sure do... a piece of this land, a bigger piece of that land. Wake me up when Israel defines their boarders that will consist of land they have not stolen from others over the decades and continue to do to this very day.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:46 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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if you remember in 2008, they said they wanted us to pay them their foreign aid monies denominated in euros...........the nerve of these cocksuckers.......

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:04 | Link to Comment Bringin It
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Everyone acknowledges your propaganda skills. 

Yes for now the sheep are easy to hoodwink.  That's why we have the desperate attempts to keep the Titanic afloat. 

Because when the economic ship goes down, the fleeced sheep are gonna be looking for answers.

suck on that Charles.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 13:52 | Link to Comment Thisson
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Let me guess, you want to give Manhattan back to the indians, too, right?

Historically, war is considered a fair and square way to acquire land.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 14:07 | Link to Comment Holodomor2012
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No.  But we want the Jews to give us back Manhattan too.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 14:11 | Link to Comment Clay Hill
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and D.C.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:20 | Link to Comment Hondo
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Stole??? You are certainly history impaired.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 13:50 | Link to Comment Hugh G Rection
Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:26 | Link to Comment john39
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if you own something you can say whatever you want.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:27 | Link to Comment downwiththebanks
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Yes.  It's a prerequisite, in fact.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:46 | Link to Comment BloodPigOnFeces
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++

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:57 | Link to Comment legal eagle
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It seems that you are more than just a clueless economist.  You are clueless about the middle east. The war criminals are Bush, Obama who both started unilateral action that caused countless civilians to be killed, Saddam was hanged for such action, and of course all the mad-men Shiates that want world domination so "devine" Ayatolla can rule the world.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 13:36 | Link to Comment Hugh G Rection
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fuck the jews

 

thats all

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 16:55 | Link to Comment Monedas
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I rejoice in the Muslim on Muslim butchery ! Soon the Syrians will be begging to enter Israel to get away from their Pig Bitch Islamo-Bastard Asad ! Monedas 2011 Me happy ! http://trololololololololololo.com/  

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 17:51 | Link to Comment silver140
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Of course, he's directing the foreign policy of the US.  We attacked Iraq for him and we're gearing up to attack Iran as well, for the Israel lobby.  It is the Jews and Christians against the heathens, still.  This guy and his powerful friends control our military too. So he gets standing ovations from his minions.  

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 18:09 | Link to Comment destiny
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I second this !! junking this remark is reflecting blindness !

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:19 | Link to Comment theopco
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ya, no doubt

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:21 | Link to Comment bankrupt JPM bu...
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Benjamin will say:

"K so this is whats going to happen.  In order for us to perpetuate long lasting peasantry amongst the Gaza strip, and run AmeriKa through factions such as AIPAC, ADL etc., you will retract your remarks immediately.  If you dont, all of our wealthy lobbying groups will stop funding immediately, and the 2012 election will go to Trump, in spite of you not letting us play you like a puppet like we have been playing America's presidents as puppets since 67.  Good luck."

 

www.silvergoldsilver.blogspot.com

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:27 | Link to Comment bogey4
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Tyler - "defuse" not "diffuse"

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:46 | Link to Comment JW n FL
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++++++++++++

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:33 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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and they all said in unison........

 

oh bibi,

can we get on our knees and suck your two inch dickie, oh wise jew.........

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 17:26 | Link to Comment Monedas
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Monedas will give 100 oz Ag to the first person to give me an authentic DVD of Helen Thomas, Janet Reno, Hillary Clinton and Madeline (sp?) Allbright playing "Spaghetti" (writhing together naked on the floor when their periods are in sync) ! Monedas 2011 I like Sonny Bono and I love Israel !

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 17:25 | Link to Comment Monedas
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Monedas is not Jewish.....sometimes he sounds like he is ! Monedas 2011 Spring of Justice for Muslims !

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:19 | Link to Comment Bringin It
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You guys are "never Jewish".  We believe you because you make such a point of saying so.

It's all about the camoflage.  ManiacResearcher and Laosuwan say and do the same thing, just like you, until they step on it and start ranting about their Jewishness on some other thread.

Here try this - Monedas^Jew is just a regular dick with a big hard-on for Israel.

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 17:42 | Link to Comment Monedas
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Look at those cowardly cocksuckers in Congress drool when a real Mensch undresses them ! Monedas 2011 Nuke the Hoge ! http://trololololololololololo.com/

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:24 | Link to Comment ping
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OK: Netanyahu, Bernanke and Blankfein are on a plane that's about to crash, and Netanyahu says 'Hey guys, there's only one parachute!'

It's not a joke, I just like to think of the image to cheer me up.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:18 | Link to Comment Dolemite
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No politics. All charts all the time.

A trader's best friend

http://deadcatbouncing.blogspot.com/

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:22 | Link to Comment Problem Is
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Reich Marshal Goering... I mean Netanyahu... is back again?

Isn't the Warsaw ghetto... I mean Gaza strip... already in the iron grip of the Schutzstaffel... I mean Israeli Defense Force?

So sad that Zioists never learned the lessons of fascism and World War II...

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:34 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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the zionist taught those lessons. what are you talking about?  what was the real purpose of ww2?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:41 | Link to Comment Problem Is
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Sorry HPD... my rabbit hole is only superficially deep...

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:37 | Link to Comment Id fight Gandhi
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Theodor hertlz was pushing for state of Israel long before ww2. The zionist movement was in swing back in 1800s.

Jews were caught selling out Germany in ww1 during the war and particularly the treaty of Versailles. The treaty destroyed germany economically and unfairly forced them to pay back and take that's blame for the war. Then came Weimar republic and the hyperinflation. All goes back to the Jews.

This is why the jews were targeted in ww2 to detention camps, which were nothing new to war as the USA did them for Japanese, Italians and Germans.

Zionists then used the ww2 as propaganda to start the state of Israel because they knew just like after wwi country lines would be redrawn.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 13:55 | Link to Comment Thisson
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What a bunch of bullshit.  Bigotry runs deep here on 0H.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 14:00 | Link to Comment Max Hunter
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Thanks for providing such a thorough response full of facts and observations.. I believe you instead of him because you called him a bigot.. dickhead

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:36 | Link to Comment Bringin It
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Yes Max, the ad homonym attack thing is pretty much useless now.

What happened to the carpet bombing with the anti-semite nonsense?  Abused to insignifigance?  I don't see that being used anymore. 

Maybe they figured out the vast majority of the zioinists are not Semites and the true Semites are ... the Palestinians that they're terrorizing, making the zioinistas the real anti-semites.

Shattering a 'national mythology' - Haaretz Daily Newspaper | Israel News

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 14:11 | Link to Comment Holodomor2012
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Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:24 | Link to Comment Hondo
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This is BS for sure. You must get your history from the comic books you read or the idiot tube

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:24 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Is this where Israel puts a gun to its own America's head and threatens to blow the hostage away?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:30 | Link to Comment chet
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That's exactly what I've thought about Netanyahu this week.  Holding a gun to his own head:  "Give me everything I demand or I'll pull the trigger."  Go for it, dickhead.

Anyway, time for his annual fellatio from the US congress.  It must take days to move every member of Congress through that line.  "I blow you and then the Israel lobby sends a check right, Bibi?  Oh, I'm talking too much?  Sorry Bibi!"

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:35 | Link to Comment Bringin It
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Sad but true.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:20 | Link to Comment MarketFox
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In terms of basic fairness  to US citizens.....

 

 

How much money has Israel received from Americans.....

 

How much money have Americans received from Israel.....

 

Enough said.....

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:21 | Link to Comment Alienated Serf
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You are aware that money is a gift to the MIC right?  Comes right back to the arms industry.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:37 | Link to Comment Bringin It
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Comes right back to the arms industry.

After a major detour into the lobby groups that JW has so thoughtfully provided for us above.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:32 | Link to Comment chet
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$4 billion a year.

Access to he most advanced military equipment that we share with anyone.

Blanket protection from anything they don't like in the UN.

But if we ask them to stop building settlements for three months, they act like we just punched their mother in the face.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:25 | Link to Comment Hondo
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How much money have Americans received from the Chinese?? Every incremental $ comes not from America but from the creditor countries. It's the Chinese that have given Israel money not America.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 19:26 | Link to Comment Hondo
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How much money have Americans received from the Chinese?? Every incremental $ comes not from America but from the creditor countries. It's the Chinese that have given Israel money not America.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:24 | Link to Comment quintago
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sickening

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:24 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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so me let get this right, more Jews are Democrats and voted for Obama and yet he is not Pro-Israel, the Republicans and their military spending agenda are Pro-Israel and yet most Jews do not like the right wing....i guess as usual , especially with Jews, is it comes down to money

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:22 | Link to Comment SheepDog-One
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AH the REAL U.S. president Netanyahu is addressing clowngress!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:41 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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"EVERY TIME WE DO SOMETHING, YOU TELL ME AMERICANS WILL DO THIS AND WILL DO THAT. I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING VERY CLEAR: DON'T WORRY ABOUT AMERICAN PRESSURE ON ISRAEL;

WE, THE JEWISH PEOPLE, CONTROL AMERICA. AND THE AMERICANS KNOW IT."

-- Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon
October 3, 2001
(IAP News)

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:30 | Link to Comment Irwin Fletcher
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What's IAP News?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:36 | Link to Comment CharlesBronson
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HPD, all in capitals...perfect.

You are an idiot. That quote was debunked years ago, Kol Yisrael political correspondent Yoni Ben-Menachem, who reports on Cabinet meetings, confirmed that Sharon never made such a statement. As he was the person that supposedly reported it, he just might know. Nor was it reported by any other news service. But don't let me get in the way of a typical idiot spewing typical crap.

The real purpose of WWII? It would help if you had a clue, but why bother?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 15:07 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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oh so another jew who wrote it, after pressure said it didn't happen. oh yes, you are correct there pinhead.........it is now officially debunked........get the fuck out of my face and quit wasting my time.....

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 15:24 | Link to Comment CharlesBronson
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Listen kid, with family members all in service working hard to bring this world back from the brink. Goofy pics of Ak weilding nutjobs posting complete nonsense on these threads runs thin on patience. There is work to be done and your contribution is the same old half baked crap that kids that have never in their life done one thing important spout off like they are important facts. Your an idiot and every time you post all that remains is a greasy slime of uber crud that reminds us all why.....

http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/03/gallup-poll-barely-half-of-americans-think-american-muslims-support-the-us.php

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 15:41 | Link to Comment Max Hunter
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Did you have something to say?.. that matters??

Who the fuck do you think brought this world to the brink??  Dumbasses like you that are so conditioned by Zionist propaganda you can't put together a meaningful thought..

Keep patting yourself and your family on the back for contributing to American Imperialism...

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:46 | Link to Comment Bringin It
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++ Max

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:25 | Link to Comment Big Red
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"Netanyahu has a mostly sympathetic ear in Congress"

Mostly???

I'm no fan of Pat Buchanan, but I saw a quote of his today that is apropos, said being, "Congress is Israeli-occupied territory". I think that is Much more reality-based. Then again, the writer was perhaps just being more gracious than I...

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:22 | Link to Comment Burnbright
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Why the fuck does a foreign President get to address congress anyway! WTF is this bullshit?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:29 | Link to Comment mynhair
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Someone has to educate those CONgrASSclowns.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:36 | Link to Comment DosZap
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What's the problem?, one does it all the time........Ours.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:41 | Link to Comment High Plains Drifter
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do you see any clothes on those emperors?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:07 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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Did you just fall off the truck?

Try this one:

Mexican President Felipe Calderon addressed two of America's most contentious political issues during a speech to the U.S. Congress Thursday,

http://articles.cnn.com/2010-05-20/politics/mexico.president.congress_1_immigration-law-undocumented-mexican-migrants-mexican-president-felipe-calderon?_s=PM:POLITICS

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:12 | Link to Comment Id fight Gandhi
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They've corrupted American policy to their whim. Most likely Obama said return to the 67 borders because he knew it would be flatly rejected but make him look good to to middle east as if he's doing something radical.

Israel is only out for their own interests, they care nothing of making peace.

It was a mistake to allow them to form in the first place.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:25 | Link to Comment john39
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from the onion:

WASHINGTON—State Department diplomat Nelson Milstrand, who appeared on CNN last week and offered an informed, thoughtful analysis implying that Israel could perhaps exercise more restraint toward Palestinian moderates in disputed territories, was asked to resign Tuesday. “The United States deeply regrets any harm Mr. Milstrand’s careful, even-tempered, and factually accurate remarks may have caused our democratic partner in the Middle East,” Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said in an unequivocal condemnation of the veteran foreign-service officer’s perfectly reasonable statements. “U.S. policy toward Israel continues to be one of unconditional support and fawning sycophancy.” Milstrand, 63, will reportedly appear at an AIPAC conference to offer a full apology as soon as his trial concludes and his divorce is finalized.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/government-official-who-makes-perfectly-valid-well,20499/

can't miss the connection between israel and the banker cartel....  they are one and the same. so big surprise that the u.s. taxpayer gets raped here over and over, but it never stops.  the wars, the aid etc.  the insanity of it all.

 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:12 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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Heh. Presented without comment.

The Onion is an American news satire organization. It is an entertainment newspaper and a website featuring satirical articles reporting on international, national, and local news, in addition to a non-satirical entertainment section known as The A.V. Club. It claims a national print circulation of 400,000 and says 61 percent of its web site readers are between 18 and 44 years old.[2][4] Since 2007, the organization has been publishing satirical news audios and videos online, as the "Onion News Network".[5] Web traffic on theonion.com amounts to some 7.5 million unique visitors per month.[6]

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:24 | Link to Comment john39
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you just now figure that out?  congratulations.  I posted it because it was FUNNY and SAD at the same time.  but thanks for pointing out the obvious.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:40 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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the Onion is great and yes, most things funny are sad

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 13:08 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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Sure you did.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 14:17 | Link to Comment john39
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maybe on planet ziotard people don't know what the onion is, so i'll give you a break and drop it.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 14:20 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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Maybe the kind of folks who believe in sorcery don't either.

Met any djinn today?

Gotta watch out for those. Heh.

I'm starting to think Iran is more entertaining than even D.C.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 17:25 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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Are you gonna quote the Palestinian run Veteranstoday site next?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:23 | Link to Comment What_Me_Worry
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In before the 600 comment pro-jewish, anti-jewish rhetoric.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:24 | Link to Comment Alienated Serf
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get your popcorn.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:25 | Link to Comment downwiththebanks
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Pro-apartheid/anti-apartheid, you mean.  Right?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 13:06 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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From what I hear, South Africa sucks balls these days.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:28 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is an anti-semite.

They can defend themselves as long as we provide those tools.  Good fun.

Democrats and Republicans are indeed Isreal's friend.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:42 | Link to Comment Problem Is
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I don't think Netanyahu likes anyone...

That said, would you trade our ass-hat leader for their ass-hat leader?

After all, our worthless cock sucker Obama Bin Lyin' makes their worthless cock sucker Netanyahu... look like a statesman...

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:46 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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I really don't want a leader. Iwould like a President who actually uses the "checks and balances" to get the looters of the Federal Government away from my civil and financial liberties - what's left of them at least.

Sigh...That's ok, you can take my liberties away I guess I wasn't using them anyway.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:54 | Link to Comment Problem Is
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Hilarious...
We'll found the No Leader Party...

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:39 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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we could just randomly pick people out of the phone book for Congress and the White House. Much smoother, more intellect.  

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 13:46 | Link to Comment tired1
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Their ass-hat leader is our ass-hat leader.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:30 | Link to Comment Highrev
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Don't forget the appeasement cowards.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:14 | Link to Comment Id fight Gandhi
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Philosemites, go get Glenn beck to cry for Israel. They're so peaceful and we need to obey them

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:27 | Link to Comment the not so migh...
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i hope he takes off his shoe and stomps the podium

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:41 | Link to Comment Id fight Gandhi
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I get the reference. Did you ever know he had 3 shoes? He wore two and carried one to make the point.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:28 | Link to Comment machineh
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Watch an utterly undistinguished, minor foreign leader, subverting our elected representatives after insulting our president and preaching to his hyperactive fifth column?

No thanks. I prefer not to puke this early in the morning.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:17 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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Hey, ease up on Calderon. He tried.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:28 | Link to Comment nah
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you dont need to send troops to israel they defend themselves... oic duh

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:28 | Link to Comment john39
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how many americans died in iraq, afganistan and soon enough will die in Iran, and, who do you those wars really were designed to benefit? 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 13:12 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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Far, far less than have died due to Muslims killing each other.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:30 | Link to Comment ryanseventyfive
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How many of these clowns* view this guy as their real CIC?

 

Not referring to my fellow ZHedgers

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:05 | Link to Comment Clay Hill
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With the notable exception af a mere handful (maybe less), pretty much all of them.

Yup... that about sums it up.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:27 | Link to Comment Drachma
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What a joke. Standing ovations after every sentence spoken. He could of just stood up there and farted for 10 mins. and the grovelling, ass-licking congress would just applaud mindlessly.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:33 | Link to Comment Burnbright
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Yea pretty much. I esspeciall enjoyed the part where he said something to the effect of "You don't need to Nation build in Isreal, we're already built." 

And they start clapping after that crap. I couldn't tell if he was trying to be funny or pleading not to be invaded. 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:45 | Link to Comment BloodPigOnFeces
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He could cut a baby's juggular onstage and drink the blood and get a standing ovation. He could say, "all your mothers are being raped by IDF as we speak" and they would hand him a bouquet of roses like he just did swan lake.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 20:53 | Link to Comment Bringin It
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Like the old Joe Stalin story where he goes to some remote republic and starts speaking to a mass meeting of apparatchiks. 

When he's done there is the obligatory standing ovation, but with a twist.  The first few guys who give up clapping after a several minutes are identified, taken out and shot.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:34 | Link to Comment mynhair
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This is bullish for TZA.  If you need an entry point.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:31 | Link to Comment pepperspray
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what was the protestor yelling?

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:31 | Link to Comment DosZap
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 But the Israeli prime minister has had a rocky relationship with President Barack Obama

 

Jews and Muslims do not get along,esp these two.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:59 | Link to Comment BigJim
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Obama is a muslim? Now THAT'S some funny shit right there. Obama is the first Jewish president, according to these guys:

http://www.haaretz.com/print-edition/features/some-chicago-jews-say-obam...

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:10 | Link to Comment Problem Is
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Columbia, Harvard Law, CIA stooge
I know Barry Soetoro is way whiter than I am...

and I am a paleface...

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:31 | Link to Comment Rodent Freikorps
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Wow. How do you suppose he could stand all those years listening to Rev. Wright?

Barry probably does hate Sunnis though.

But so does Dinnerjacket.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:31 | Link to Comment MacGruber
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So we assembled Congress the same as a State of the Union address? Even with Jokin' Joe over his right shoulder? This is great. This will really help us leverage cooperation from that butthole. Instead of giving him the floor of the House, maybe we should take away his $4B in military aid. We love the carrot with Isreal, but I think it's time for the stick.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:29 | Link to Comment SilverRhino
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Fucking liberals on this thread are pathetically funny.  

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:33 | Link to Comment mynhair
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Just the typical NY Jew Libs.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:35 | Link to Comment Shylockracy
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An all-sound bite speech by a lowly international thug. A speech that receives an ovation at every line by the ugliest collection of sycophants mankind has ever seen.

Keep on abusing your own people at the behest of foreign and domestic enemies, US congress criters. It will all be fun and games until the homeless, broke and diseased American people catch up with you.

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