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Watch Nobel Peace Prize Winner Obama Address Nation Over Imminent Libya Invasion aka "Operation Wealth Effect"

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The glorious president who has taken some time off from his extremely
busy Ipanema tour schedule, is addressing the nation over the latest developments in Libya. Watch the prepared remarks being
teleprompted live here.



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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:25 | 1072384 hedgeless_horseman
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Hypocrisy, bitchezzz!*

*See Saudi Arabia, Oman, Yemen, Bahrain, etc.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:25 | 1072456 Oh regional Indian
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Exactly, check this out:

This is all about distraction. Dis-traction. Loss of traction.

Long illusions.


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:27 | 1072471 chumbawamba
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Nigger is as nigger does.

I am Chumbawamba.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:31 | 1072509 Gubbmint Cheese
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I've missed ya Chumba.



Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:05 | 1072722 Canaduh
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Not the ChumbawUmba you think. Look closer.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:11 | 1072740 chumbawamba
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One last time here for the idiots:

I am Chumbawamba.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:05 | 1072960 Mark McGoldrick
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If anyone has any doubt about the mentality of a typical libertarian and/or right-winger, just read this entire comments section.

And for the record, I'm not a democrat - never have been. I used to be a Republican, until I started vomiting all over myself every time the Bush Administration did anything.

And I certainly don't identify with the loony, doomer, apocalyptic, vulgar, whacked-out, obnoxious mentality of the libertarians, otherwise known as ham aficionados and shiny coin worshippers.  

Libertarianism is a lot like Christianity - there's probably a good message hidden somewhere in there, but the message is totally ruined by the obnoxious followers.  I could never identify myself with the seemingly endless goofiness and lower brain stem mentality of a libertarian, even if some of their political ideas makes sense on a very peripheral level. And I stress peripheral, because if you take libertarian ideology to its natural realistic conclusion, it creates a society no different than we have today. 

This thread (among so many others) is all the proof I need that I never want to be part of the libertarian party.   

Fucking pigs. 




Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:06 | 1073056 Dr. Acula
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> libertarians, otherwise known as ham aficionados

Do you have something against eating pork???


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:09 | 1073062 Mark McGoldrick
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But I do have something against pigs.

Especially the human variety. 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:15 | 1073118 Rodent Freikorps
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Must suck when you have to leave your house and wallow in all the filth.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:04 | 1073376 New_Meat
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four legs good, two legs bad

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:20 | 1073149 thedrickster
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Painting with awfully broad brushstrokes there Marcy.

Did it occur to you that you just engaged in the same mean IQ groupthink that embodies racism?

Oh and one more thing, eat shit and die asshole.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:50 | 1073320 Mark McGoldrick
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So this is the point where I, too, could fling a bunch of vulgarities about eating shit, etc. 

But I learned awhile ago to never, ever engage in a vulgarity contest with a libertarian - I'll always loose.  So you win, by default.  Congratulations.   

Lastly, reading an endless amount of goofy, doomer, end-of-the-world hyperbole and low-brow vulgarity among a group of people and then deducing that they are - in fact - loony, vulgar pigs is one thing.

Calling the president a nigger, finding humor in it, and/or defending it because it's deeply embedded in your redneck, white trash DNA is quite another.  


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:32 | 1073465 thedrickster
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Drone about vulgarity and completely ignore the substance of my post and your hypocrisy asshole.

The LCD is always the loudest. I don't find humor in it, nor do i defend it but I certainly would defend this truly free platform in which it CAN be said.

Drawing conclusions about "libertarians" based on a few racist rants requires the same level of groupthink as the racism itself.

Oh and eat shit and die.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 21:54 | 1074216 jeff montanye
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imo the comment was not worthy of c. who will not obey.  he has had many comments of excellent quality, particularly on israel.  as for "obeyme", his crimes transcend race, as he was once admired for doing in a positive manner.  if anything, he hurts the darker people, on average, for it is cheaper, easier, more useful, more feasible for his, largely white, masters.  though the yellow are coming on strong, despite recent events. 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:34 | 1073512 Lednbrass
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Thanks for illustrating what happens when a person undergoes both castration and a lobotomy.

Poor hypersensitive little princess. The big bad word huwt his feewings.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 22:02 | 1074225 jeff montanye
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and not that he didn't end his original comment with an epithet that, as yet, is unavailable to the new york times.  

while less pernicious than racism in practical terms, his one size fits all characterization of libertarians is not much more defensible via logic or evidence.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:31 | 1073225 Pseudo Anonym
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great prose and poetry

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:45 | 1073292 YHC-FTSE
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+1 @Mark McGoldrick  

Thought that was rather well written, in a general sort of way. But then again, anyone who vomits at the sight of GW Bush is ok by me. You might not want to admit publicly about lacking enough dexterity and motor skills to avoid vomiting all over yourself though, because when a libertarian smells weakness, he thinks about cooking you up for dinner when times get hard.

Despite bloody Socrates cursing humanity with his definition of man (A political animal), the only party I'd ever consider joining is one with lots of beautiful naked women. Dubitus ergo cogito, cogito ergo sum. All political parties are dubious at best.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:17 | 1073820 MiguelitoRaton
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McGoldrick, Ad hominem attacks are a sign of a weak (or no) argument. Painting with broad bush strokes against groups or skin color, also weak. I'm a Libertarian and not a doomer, actually look forward to a reset and honest economic/political systems. Some of us have no love for the shiny coin, but are disgusted by the abuse heaped upon the paper dollars... 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:12 | 1072752 10kby2k
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Talking heads do not discriminate on the basis of race, religion or national origin (even those that don't know where they were born).

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:39 | 1072569 SRV - ES339
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Well, at least you're an honest racist chumba... unlike the many gutless closet racists on this site... pathetic.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:41 | 1072578 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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What?  I always thought Chumba was black, and that is why he is always sayin' nigga...because he is black.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:45 | 1072613 Alienated Serf
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chumba is a brown person of some sort, i thought jordanian for some reason.


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:17 | 1072780 long juan silver
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The nation's first homosexual President! (still in the closet ho ever)

Late nights at the Roscoe's Tavern:


Sinclair's Sinning


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:12 | 1073089 Problem Is
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"The nation's first homosexual President!"

Bush Sr. and Male Underage Prostitutes
Bush Sr. was all tangled up with the Omaha Boys Town teenage male prostitute scam... So I don't know if a pederast is classified as homosexual because he sodomizes teenage boys..

Consult the Pope
Close call. The Pope is the expert on all matters sodomy and pedophilia, for an official ruling on whether 14+ makes it legit... The pope makes the call...

See: The Vatican.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:58 | 1073360 bingaling
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That first one is so fake I didn't watch the 2nd .Don't be such a gullible fool

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:06 | 1073793 long juan silver
Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:50 | 1072633 chumbawamba
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One does not need to be black to call someone a nigger.

I am Chumbawamba.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:21 | 1072798 chumbawamba
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Let me define a nigger for those who are still confused.

Japan has suffered through the fifth largest earthquake ever in recorded human history, triggering massive tsunamis that literally wiped out entire coastal towns and villages.  This caused massive damage to at least 6 nuclear reactors, resulting in the explosion of at least three, perhaps four of them, releasing untold amounts of radiation into the atmosphere and threatening to meltdown into an apocalyptic scenario that will make Chernobyl look like TMI, and will likely affect the entire planet.

So here's a nigger:

"But let's ignore that minor incident and focus on the real problem, which is Moammar Ghadaffi, a brutal dictator whom we have alternately made our enemy and friend depending on whichever  position at the time suited our pursuit of global domination through corporate oligopoly.  Instead of sending humanitarian aid and technical experts to Japan that can at least attempt to assist, we will send massive amounts of expendable personnel and hardware to the Middle East to prop up the remaining dictators that are currently on our Good A-rab List and try to protect our interests in the region, which are presently slipping away from our weakening grip due to global economic instability caused by our reckless and insane monetary policy."

Now, I ask you: is that not a nigger?

I am Chumbawamba.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:41 | 1072913 scratch_and_sniff
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Using multilateral geopolitical decisions to expound on your supremacist drivel (the word supremacist here being used without any irony, believe it or not), just seems to me to be a decisive turning point in the evolution of fucktards in general. So even though your sentiments are dire, it indicates that your particular sub-species is about to turn a corner in the never ending story of humanity. And for that my friend, you have my congratulations.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:45 | 1072936 long juan silver
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You love the smell of your own farts. Admit it.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:55 | 1072996 scratch_and_sniff
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I've learned to love them, to be honest, i just got sick of running away from them. Just seemed a bit odd as time went by.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:22 | 1073172 MrBoompi
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We don't require any explanations for your idiocy. Shutting the fuck up and going away would do just fine.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:26 | 1073191 Seer
Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:17 | 1073239 Pseudo Anonym
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is that not a nigger?

no. he's a fucking nigger.  But he's got a Nobel Peace Prize for his crimes.  What can I say? You cannot argue with that.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 21:28 | 1074175 Yes We Can. But...
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Chumba - I for one think you make this forum more interesting...may I ask, where ya been?...I'm thinking there's probably an interesting tale there...

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 00:42 | 1074468 mr66
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I'll take Donald Trump for President.  He should take on Obama and Speaker John Boner is a game of golf.  He could let them play best ball and he;d kick their ass because he is a "stick"

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:56 | 1072681 MachoMan
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I think he's brown enough to still get a free pass?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:51 | 1072652 chumbawamba
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Thanks for being an honest pedophile, unlike the Saudi monarchy and Ted Kennedy.

I am Chumbawamba.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:07 | 1072726 hedgeless_horseman
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Ted Kennedy was dishonest? 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:13 | 1072751 Rodent Freikorps
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How were you not just hit by lightning?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:35 | 1072891 Head for the Hills
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No worry, lightning comes from Heaven.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:12 | 1072745 scratch_and_sniff
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I'd rather have a brother than a Dubya.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:20 | 1072787 long juan silver
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That's cause your yard needs work.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:19 | 1072790 Bastiat
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I'd rather have a fucking migrant worker picked at random than either of them.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:24 | 1072812 chumbawamba
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I concur.  Any non-nigger would do.

I am Chumbawamba.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:42 | 1072897 EvlTheCat
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I'd rather mow my own fucking lawn.  Every time someone else does it they fuck the job up!  Plus with the money I save I can buy more shit for my vegetable garden.  Plus, Plus, after I get the satisfaction of a job done right I can sip the sugarcane rum I make myself under my own pruned correctly trees!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 18:42 | 1073723 baby_BLYTHE
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Hank Hill? Is that you?

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 02:56 | 1074648 EvlTheCat
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Why you want to come over and fuck?  I will dress up like Hank Hill if that will get you off?  And I'm talking to your Avatar just to let you know.  So if it's your girlfriend let her know a real man is available.

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 03:51 | 1074685 baby_BLYTHE
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I know ZH is mostly a male rant-rave forum.

The picture in my avatar is all me... hard to believe right?

My boyfriend is coming home on Sunday, I hope he doesn't read what you just wrote (not to worry, this economic stuff just confuses him anyways ;)

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 04:00 | 1074691 EvlTheCat
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Hahahaha.. Well tell him he is a lucky dude.  I went overboard on the rude.  You took the high ground.  Take care!  And tell him to treat you right or the yard man will be lurking around!

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 06:16 | 1074778 Rodent Freikorps
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If that is your real pic, you are only alone tonight because you choose to be.

Good girl.

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 06:34 | 1074794 baby_BLYTHE
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ummm. what is that supposed to mean?

I have midterms. My boyfriend is on the road...

What is the problem with my choice to stay in?

Besides, I am not just reading ZH + doing homework... A few of the girls and I, on our floor, plan to watch a netflix movie later

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 06:58 | 1074799 Rodent Freikorps
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I approve of your choices. No hidden meaning. You sound like a decent human. That is all.

Jeez, dude, if there is one thing I'm known for, it is not sugar coating my opinion.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 22:24 | 1074259 JW n FL
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Bar-B-Que when? I will bring the Pig, Fish and Buggs (FL term for lobster)...

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 03:01 | 1074652 EvlTheCat
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I am in FL too JW. Been following you for a while. Come on over anytime.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:33 | 1072862 PenchantForHoarding
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Tasteless comment, hillbilly.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:37 | 1072900 Die Weiße Rose
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Chumbawamba, you are a fucking Idiot,

I have not seen one post from you that does not advertise

your total ignorance and abject stupidity on this blog.

Do yourself a favour and fuck off, you fucking moron.

you contribute nothing but trash...

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:38 | 1073253 chumbawamba
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Ja woh, herr Weiße Rose!

Ich wolle gehen aus macht schnell!

Ich bin Chumbawamba.

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 03:11 | 1074657 EvlTheCat
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You are starting to grow on me Chumbawamba.  Not that you care I am sure.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:41 | 1073270 Ident 7777 economy
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Don't ... read ... posts ... that ... are ... all ... italics ...

How outright irritating!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:21 | 1073459 Long-John-Silver
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Can we have a 'not junk' button too?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 22:24 | 1074262 JW n FL
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al in favor say "I" aye what the fuck ever.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:38 | 1072562 tonyw
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The Palestinian people have suffered mightily at the hands of Israel, with the support of the United States.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:54 | 1072666 pslater
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And this 'suffering' gives them the right to slip under a fence, break into a house in Israel, slit the throats of a sleeping father, mother, 11 yr. old daughter, a 3 yr. old daughter, and a three month old infant?  And then there's a big celebration the next day for how 'great' the fuckers were that committed this abomination?

Islam is at war with the West.  The sooner the West figures this out, the sooner we can respond in the only language they understand - the same horrific violence their clerics insist is justified.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:29 | 1072838 Head for the Hills
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There is no war with the west.  The parents and children

are of no consequence.  They were infidels! 

Get with the program....

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:53 | 1072986 Max Hunter
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pslater, can we assume you were just as upset when Palestinian Children and Families were SLAGHTER by the IDF with bombs and white phosphorus to the tune of over 1000 in a week? Thought so.. You Fucking racist.. Nothing is more precious that a Jewish life right?  For the record, I think it is sick what happened to that family and i'm very disturbed by it. Nonetheless, there are two sides to this coin and people should think about that. Instead, our condition begs us to view the Arabs as animals.  Controlled information.. Maybe we should have a look at who's controlling it..Ohhh that's right.. never mind..

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:12 | 1073413 TeamAmerica
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A good-sized meteor impact square on the Mount of Olives would suit me just fine.   If there is a God, He would leave a big smokin' crater where the supposed "Holy Land" is and just end this nonsense.  You know, to make clear what that whole "'Love your neighbor as yourself" thing is all about.

Of course, inevitably there'd still be some handful of assholes claiming ancestral rights and willing to fight to the death over the Holy Hole.

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 10:15 | 1074970 BetTheHouse
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Agreed. Always love to see ignorant primitives fighting over whose god can beat up the other guy's.  I used to have invisible playmates too.  When I was five.  It just so happens of all the ignorant primitives, the Muslims are the most ignorant and the most primitive. Arabs started off strong, inventing civilization, but their ridiculous superstitious religion quickly kneecapped them and has for centuries.  Haven't produced a damn thing to benefit society in thousands of years.  Not a book.  Not an invention.  Not a school of thought.  Nada.  Thanks, Muhammad! (blessed be his name, of course.) Haw!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:29 | 1073492 Long-John-Silver
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The Palestinian people suffer from their own leadership. Jimmy Carter promised them everything except the Israelis completely giving up all land moving out of the middle east. It was turned down. To this day the only thing they want is a middle east free of Israelis.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:52 | 1073555 Zero Govt
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i think a Palestine free of Isrealis would be a good start. The Palesitinian West Bank has no less than 500 Isreali check-points. It's a maze of Big Bro' totalitarian (Isreali) State control that makes Stalin look like a beginner. I'd be a fuking terrorist having to go through Isreali cattle grids every day and treated like shit

Maybe if both Govts got their fucking incompetent arses out of the way, something they've patently failed to resolve at 'political level' for 70 mind-numbing years the people would find a resolution instead of this murdrous debilitating political clown show 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 18:38 | 1073708 Long-John-Silver
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Perhaps the Palestinians should go back to Jordan because that's where they originally came from. Read the history of that situtation. Palestinians have been a pain in the ass to everyone.

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 06:51 | 1074802 i-dog
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"Perhaps the Palestinians should go back to Jordan because that's where they originally came from."

WTF! Which history books do you read? Errr ... sorry ... can you read anything longer than a tweet, you twit?

The Palestinians were called the Philistines in the bible. They originated in what is now called the Gaza Strip, after arriving from Crete about 1,200 years before Christ (they were called "the Sea People" by the Egyptians). Since most of the Old Testament was written just 400 years before Christ, it is arguable that the Palestinian lineage in Palestine/Judea/Canaan is much older than the Jewish religion (though I would still only grant them the Gaza Strip, not the West Bank).

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 08:30 | 1074872 Max Hunter
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So... In short, you are challenging Zionist propaganda. How racist of you. Pretty soon, they will have us believing that the Palestinians came from a remote island in the Pacific in 1949 after Israel was created.

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 10:37 | 1074992 i-dog
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Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:51 | 1072654 AZSovreign
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As soon as I saw his picture on the post I immediately wanted to punch my monitor right on his fascist fucking face!

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 06:52 | 1074804 Rodent Freikorps
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I reached for a crucifix and threw the emergency holy water at it.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:31 | 1072861 sgt_doom
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Amazing that Obama-man can take time from his busy schedule of supporting all those "free trade agreements" to furth disemploy large numbers of American still employed to do such an event!

Watch for the further adventures of Obama-man when he morphs into:  the Jackhole!

(Oops!  Already happened!)

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:29 | 1073222 IQ 145
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 Sorry, I just ate breakfast; I'm not going to look at this.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:18 | 1072388 Pseudo Anonym
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glorious president who has taken some time off from his extremely busy Ipanema tour schedule

to find his birth certificate?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:40 | 1072572 nonclaim
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He can buy one there, I'm sure.

There was a open air speech scheduled in Rio but was called off. No explanation given but I suspect either the Sun is too bright to read the teleprompter or tiny bikinis would distract him to a drolling stare.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:47 | 1072626 I Got Worms
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From what I hear, it's more like the dudes wearing the banana hammocks that would be distracting.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:07 | 1072727 Larry Darrell
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Someone on a thread earlier today said that there were protests scheduled to occur at the speech location.


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:08 | 1072734 NotApplicable
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The crowd was planning a paper ball war as protest, and well, we just can't have public dissent in front of His Majesty. Looks bad.

Which sucks, because it was going to be the first Obama speech ever that I wanted to watch.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:52 | 1072642 Logans_Run
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Nah, he has simply resumed his campaign to be King of the World

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:59 | 1072691 Logans_Run
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Nah, he has simply resumed his campaign to be King of the World

Sat, 03/19/2011 - 01:11 | 1074523 i-dog
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"his campaign to be King of the World"

FFS ... In his dreams!

He is no less of an incompetent teleprompter-reading puppet -- employed simply to sign special interest legislation into law -- than Dubya, Slick Willy, DaddyBush, Carter, Ford, etc, etc before him. If he ever got too popular with the unwashed, TPTB would contrive/publish some scandal about him and install the next one (which they will do anyway, in 2012).

Get with the program!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:19 | 1072392 LRC Fan
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Does he treat his tee times like his speeches?  He's never on time, not that it matters one bit.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:36 | 1072877 long juan silver
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He's good too! Watch this drive:




Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:21 | 1072395 Cognitive Dissonance
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He's running late because his meeting with some Senators (pictured below) is running over.

Is that a black swan in the background?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:21 | 1072416 Dick Darlington
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lol! +100

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:35 | 1072539 UGrev
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Does he meet the minimum height requirment to ride the llama's?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:21 | 1072797 long juan silver
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What does his birth cert say?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:50 | 1072636 Convolved Man
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First llama to the second, "Well that was just llame."

Second llama back to the first, "But, his hair is stylishly nappy like ours."

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:48 | 1072949 EvlTheCat
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So you want to touch the llama?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:21 | 1072398 Yikes
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Hm..I'll pass.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:21 | 1072399 oklaboy
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alll hail Bammy, alll hail Bammy

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:19 | 1072400 buzzsaw99
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Were any golf courses negatively impacted?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:21 | 1072402 LRC Fan
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Let me be clear....there is no inflation!  Repeat.  NO INFLATION DAMN IT!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:28 | 1072479 Sudden Debt
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Don't get your reactor all overheated about this, you're starting to radiate.

We believe ya...

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:19 | 1072403 Shock and Aweful
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Can you feel the "Hope"?

What a fucking farse this guy is....Just reinforces my belief that our entire political / economic "system" is a complete and utter travesty.


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:12 | 1072721 Sancho Ponzi
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From Rasmussen:  '3% Say Ivy League Schools Produce Better Workers'

No commentary needed.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:21 | 1072406 Gubbmint Cheese
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You can call me a lot of things.. but don't call me late for dinner.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:21 | 1072409 alien-IQ
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In 1973 Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize for ending the Vietnam War...which didn't end til we got that goin for us.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 22:26 | 1074266 JW n FL
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LMFAO!!!!++++++++++++++++++++++ to InfiniTimmy and Beyond!!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:21 | 1072418 NOTW777
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is there a break in the games

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:23 | 1072421 aheady
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My brain can't process any more of this fucking shit.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:28 | 1072476 John McCloy
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   If the past 8 years have not proven to people that they no longer elect their leaders and decision are made by commission of a global shadow government I do not know what will. We all wondered where the distractions for the economy would come from and I believe we all deep down knew that they were arranging things for war and were determined to get one which is why we never left the region. 

And he just said NO GROUND TROOPS. Remember that one.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:33 | 1072529 JohnG
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Riiiiiiiiight.  The Kearsage is just a cruise ship now?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:35 | 1072548 aheady
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Fuckin' a.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:16 | 1072772 New_Meat
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Gray boats really suck.  But Ponce and Kearsarge don't hold a candle to real "cruises from hell."

- Ned

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:35 | 1072533 Spastica Rex
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And he just said NO GROUND TROOPS. Remember that one.


Why that, speficially?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:42 | 1072580 Convolved Man
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That mission will be subcontracted to Xe Services, LLC.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:41 | 1072534 hedgeless_horseman
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NO GROUND TROOPS. Remember that one.

...and who can ever forget this?

“We’re not going to monetize the debt,” Mr. Bernanke declared flatly...

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:39 | 1072547 Spastica Rex
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Deleted - Dup

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:23 | 1072427 NOTW777
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how many dead? another speech

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:23 | 1072431 Out9922
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Fuck You CBS!!  I was watching the end of that game!

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:23 | 1072432 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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By taking an interest in the welfare of Libyan people over there in north Africa, you can tell Obama really has a connection with the continent of his birth

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:22 | 1072435 VyseLegendaire
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I really am having trouble believing this is happening.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:23 | 1072437 John McCloy
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Heeeeerrrrssss....The Prompter in Chief. 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:24 | 1072441 NOTW777
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while I'm babbbling, more people are being killed, but I will keep giving meaningless speeches

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:24 | 1072444 johnQpublic
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gaddaffi:obama has lost the confidence of his people and the legitmacy to lead



and vice versa

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:36 | 1072542 thedrickster
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Pot, kettle, bitch.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:21 | 1072789 New_Meat
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Half-pot, half-kettle, bit

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:24 | 1072445 NOTW777
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r u kidding? who is he protecting?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:26 | 1072464 NOTW777
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is this a joke?  what, if gaddafi doesnt comply he doesnt get an obamacare waiver

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:28 | 1072468 Cdad
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For fucks sake, our president is dictating utility services in Libya on national tv.

How the fuck did this clown ever win the WH?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:43 | 1072597 JohnG
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Because an old man and an idiot was an unelectable ticket.

Oh wait....

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:56 | 1073004 Vagabond
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lol nice

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:00 | 1073021 EvlTheCat
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Why did you get junked for calling Sara Palin and "old man"?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:52 | 1073336 JohnG
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Some people just cna't handle the truth.

Should be wearing "I'm an idiot" warning signs.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 18:49 | 1073751 myshadow
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you're right

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:45 | 1073928 victor82
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Dude, this guy in three years has succeeded in making Sarah Palin's governorship of Alaska look like the Age of Pericles.

Which, compared to His Oneness' "Administration" of our country, it most certainly was.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:35 | 1073879 Rainman
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Even Jesus couldn't win as a Republican in 2008.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:52 | 1073956 victor82
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I will clue you in on something. Palin had vaulted McCain ahead, despite himself, up through the Lehman Brothers meltdown. After that, the roof caved in. Regular voters had some serious misgivings about Chicago Jesus. But the toxic fuckwittery of Bushtardia shownethrough the McCain Campaign. Even without Lehman, the unpopularity of Republicans, even a so-called "reformer" like McCain, wouldn't have lasted past mid-October. Obama would have reestablished a lead and won by two to three.

However, after Lehman Brothers went south, His  Oneness could have dropped Joe Biden and picked Josef Mengele as his running mate and he still would have won in a landslide.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:27 | 1072473 THE DORK OF CORK
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Maybe is does not want Britain & France to do a solo run and reassert their control of the Med independent of US influence ?

1956 again ? I know he is no Eisenhower but ............ OK he hasn't a fucking clue.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:36 | 1072553 Caviar Emptor
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I think he is leaving the door open for France and UK to act. They're saber rattling for now. 

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:34 | 1072835 THE DORK OF CORK
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France and Britain are pathetic - they want to do gunboat diplomacy without gunboats.

London and to a lesser extent Paris are city states surrounded by broken nations.

Its quite funny really.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 17:18 | 1073447 TeamAmerica
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Actually, Eisenhower might be a good comparison.  Tends to work in the background and consequently accused of abdicating leadership.   Constantly accused of doing nothing and too much at the same time (and by the same people).  Sounds a lot like Ike.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:27 | 1072474 johnQpublic
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just announced: obama now wins nobel war prize

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:29 | 1072484 sunny
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Every time I watch the Prez I am reminded of a '63 VW Beetle, candy apple red paint job, lots of chrome, big racing slicks on the back wheels, big-ass exhaust pipes....and a dead stock engine.   All Show, No Go.


Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:29 | 1072485 djsmps
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Did he just say that he is flying to Paris for this?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 15:24 | 1072811 long juan silver
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Rio dude. Same thing.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:30 | 1072486 pazmaker
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So when are we going to help the innocents in Bahrain and Yemen?  Still more innocent civilians being killed by their governments there as well(oh thats right we arent going to help them they are on the wrong side)....Bahrain invaded by Saudi Arabia... the hypocricy is thick!!! 


It's all about that black gold and nothing else

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:37 | 1072554 Overpowered By Funk
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Don't forget Tibet. Meet the new boss same as the old boss...

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 16:36 | 1073247 Seer
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Is there oil in Bahrain?  Yemen?

People still don't want to believe that Afghanistan and Iraq were about oil...  And we say that heroin is the most addictive substance?

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 19:26 | 1073852 razorthin
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My principles aside, I would have more respect for our elected assholes if they could actually get some.

Fri, 03/18/2011 - 14:31 | 1072490 GlassHammer
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No ground forces?



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