Watch Nobel Peace Prize Winner Obama Address Nation Over Imminent Libya Invasion aka "Operation Wealth Effect"

Tyler Durden's picture

The glorious president who has taken some time off from his extremely
busy Ipanema tour schedule, is addressing the nation over the latest developments in Libya. Watch the prepared remarks being
teleprompted live here.


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hedgeless_horseman's picture

Hypocrisy, bitchezzz!*

*See Saudi Arabia, Oman, Yemen, Bahrain, etc.

Oh regional Indian's picture

Exactly, check this out:

This is all about distraction. Dis-traction. Loss of traction.

Long illusions.


chumbawamba's picture

Nigger is as nigger does.

I am Chumbawamba.

Canaduh's picture

Not the ChumbawUmba you think. Look closer.

Mark McGoldrick's picture

If anyone has any doubt about the mentality of a typical libertarian and/or right-winger, just read this entire comments section.

And for the record, I'm not a democrat - never have been. I used to be a Republican, until I started vomiting all over myself every time the Bush Administration did anything.

And I certainly don't identify with the loony, doomer, apocalyptic, vulgar, whacked-out, obnoxious mentality of the libertarians, otherwise known as ham aficionados and shiny coin worshippers.  

Libertarianism is a lot like Christianity - there's probably a good message hidden somewhere in there, but the message is totally ruined by the obnoxious followers.  I could never identify myself with the seemingly endless goofiness and lower brain stem mentality of a libertarian, even if some of their political ideas makes sense on a very peripheral level. And I stress peripheral, because if you take libertarian ideology to its natural realistic conclusion, it creates a society no different than we have today. 

This thread (among so many others) is all the proof I need that I never want to be part of the libertarian party.   

Fucking pigs. 




Dr. Acula's picture

> libertarians, otherwise known as ham aficionados

Do you have something against eating pork???


Mark McGoldrick's picture


But I do have something against pigs.

Especially the human variety. 

Rodent Freikorps's picture

Must suck when you have to leave your house and wallow in all the filth.

New_Meat's picture

four legs good, two legs bad

thedrickster's picture

Painting with awfully broad brushstrokes there Marcy.

Did it occur to you that you just engaged in the same mean IQ groupthink that embodies racism?

Oh and one more thing, eat shit and die asshole.

Mark McGoldrick's picture

So this is the point where I, too, could fling a bunch of vulgarities about eating shit, etc. 

But I learned awhile ago to never, ever engage in a vulgarity contest with a libertarian - I'll always loose.  So you win, by default.  Congratulations.   

Lastly, reading an endless amount of goofy, doomer, end-of-the-world hyperbole and low-brow vulgarity among a group of people and then deducing that they are - in fact - loony, vulgar pigs is one thing.

Calling the president a nigger, finding humor in it, and/or defending it because it's deeply embedded in your redneck, white trash DNA is quite another.  


thedrickster's picture

Drone about vulgarity and completely ignore the substance of my post and your hypocrisy asshole.

The LCD is always the loudest. I don't find humor in it, nor do i defend it but I certainly would defend this truly free platform in which it CAN be said.

Drawing conclusions about "libertarians" based on a few racist rants requires the same level of groupthink as the racism itself.

Oh and eat shit and die.

jeff montanye's picture

imo the comment was not worthy of c. who will not obey.  he has had many comments of excellent quality, particularly on israel.  as for "obeyme", his crimes transcend race, as he was once admired for doing in a positive manner.  if anything, he hurts the darker people, on average, for it is cheaper, easier, more useful, more feasible for his, largely white, masters.  though the yellow are coming on strong, despite recent events. 

Lednbrass's picture

Thanks for illustrating what happens when a person undergoes both castration and a lobotomy.

Poor hypersensitive little princess. The big bad word huwt his feewings.

jeff montanye's picture

and not that he didn't end his original comment with an epithet that, as yet, is unavailable to the new york times.  

while less pernicious than racism in practical terms, his one size fits all characterization of libertarians is not much more defensible via logic or evidence.

YHC-FTSE's picture

+1 @Mark McGoldrick  

Thought that was rather well written, in a general sort of way. But then again, anyone who vomits at the sight of GW Bush is ok by me. You might not want to admit publicly about lacking enough dexterity and motor skills to avoid vomiting all over yourself though, because when a libertarian smells weakness, he thinks about cooking you up for dinner when times get hard.

Despite bloody Socrates cursing humanity with his definition of man (A political animal), the only party I'd ever consider joining is one with lots of beautiful naked women. Dubitus ergo cogito, cogito ergo sum. All political parties are dubious at best.

MiguelitoRaton's picture

McGoldrick, Ad hominem attacks are a sign of a weak (or no) argument. Painting with broad bush strokes against groups or skin color, also weak. I'm a Libertarian and not a doomer, actually look forward to a reset and honest economic/political systems. Some of us have no love for the shiny coin, but are disgusted by the abuse heaped upon the paper dollars... 

10kby2k's picture

Talking heads do not discriminate on the basis of race, religion or national origin (even those that don't know where they were born).

SRV - ES339's picture

Well, at least you're an honest racist chumba... unlike the many gutless closet racists on this site... pathetic.

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

What?  I always thought Chumba was black, and that is why he is always sayin' nigga...because he is black.

Alienated Serf's picture

chumba is a brown person of some sort, i thought jordanian for some reason.


long juan silver's picture

The nation's first homosexual President! (still in the closet ho ever)

Late nights at the Roscoe's Tavern:


Sinclair's Sinning


Problem Is's picture

"The nation's first homosexual President!"

Bush Sr. and Male Underage Prostitutes
Bush Sr. was all tangled up with the Omaha Boys Town teenage male prostitute scam... So I don't know if a pederast is classified as homosexual because he sodomizes teenage boys..

Consult the Pope
Close call. The Pope is the expert on all matters sodomy and pedophilia, for an official ruling on whether 14+ makes it legit... The pope makes the call...

See: The Vatican.

bingaling's picture

That first one is so fake I didn't watch the 2nd .Don't be such a gullible fool

chumbawamba's picture

One does not need to be black to call someone a nigger.

I am Chumbawamba.

chumbawamba's picture

Let me define a nigger for those who are still confused.

Japan has suffered through the fifth largest earthquake ever in recorded human history, triggering massive tsunamis that literally wiped out entire coastal towns and villages.  This caused massive damage to at least 6 nuclear reactors, resulting in the explosion of at least three, perhaps four of them, releasing untold amounts of radiation into the atmosphere and threatening to meltdown into an apocalyptic scenario that will make Chernobyl look like TMI, and will likely affect the entire planet.

So here's a nigger:

"But let's ignore that minor incident and focus on the real problem, which is Moammar Ghadaffi, a brutal dictator whom we have alternately made our enemy and friend depending on whichever  position at the time suited our pursuit of global domination through corporate oligopoly.  Instead of sending humanitarian aid and technical experts to Japan that can at least attempt to assist, we will send massive amounts of expendable personnel and hardware to the Middle East to prop up the remaining dictators that are currently on our Good A-rab List and try to protect our interests in the region, which are presently slipping away from our weakening grip due to global economic instability caused by our reckless and insane monetary policy."

Now, I ask you: is that not a nigger?

I am Chumbawamba.

scratch_and_sniff's picture

Using multilateral geopolitical decisions to expound on your supremacist drivel (the word supremacist here being used without any irony, believe it or not), just seems to me to be a decisive turning point in the evolution of fucktards in general. So even though your sentiments are dire, it indicates that your particular sub-species is about to turn a corner in the never ending story of humanity. And for that my friend, you have my congratulations.

long juan silver's picture

You love the smell of your own farts. Admit it.

scratch_and_sniff's picture

I've learned to love them, to be honest, i just got sick of running away from them. Just seemed a bit odd as time went by.

MrBoompi's picture

We don't require any explanations for your idiocy. Shutting the fuck up and going away would do just fine.

Pseudo Anonym's picture

is that not a nigger?

no. he's a fucking nigger.  But he's got a Nobel Peace Prize for his crimes.  What can I say? You cannot argue with that.

Yes We Can. But Lets Not.'s picture

Chumba - I for one think you make this forum more interesting...may I ask, where ya been?...I'm thinking there's probably an interesting tale there...

mr66's picture

I'll take Donald Trump for President.  He should take on Obama and Speaker John Boner is a game of golf.  He could let them play best ball and he;d kick their ass because he is a "stick"

MachoMan's picture

I think he's brown enough to still get a free pass?

chumbawamba's picture

Thanks for being an honest pedophile, unlike the Saudi monarchy and Ted Kennedy.

I am Chumbawamba.

Rodent Freikorps's picture

How were you not just hit by lightning?

Head for the Hills's picture

No worry, lightning comes from Heaven.

scratch_and_sniff's picture

I'd rather have a brother than a Dubya.

long juan silver's picture

That's cause your yard needs work.

Bastiat's picture

I'd rather have a fucking migrant worker picked at random than either of them.

chumbawamba's picture

I concur.  Any non-nigger would do.

I am Chumbawamba.

EvlTheCat's picture

I'd rather mow my own fucking lawn.  Every time someone else does it they fuck the job up!  Plus with the money I save I can buy more shit for my vegetable garden.  Plus, Plus, after I get the satisfaction of a job done right I can sip the sugarcane rum I make myself under my own pruned correctly trees!