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Watch Obama Address A Town Hall On Deficit Reduction

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Another day, another set of prepared remarks on deficit reduction, another lesson in the proper grammatical usage of the future tense from the president. Watch it live here.



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Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:33 | 1183785 Dexter Morgan
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Town Hall Bitchez!

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:53 | 1183897 peak experience
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really shiny video - so real and vivid

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:57 | 1183928 whatsinaname
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Is it going to end with ? -- So please buy our Treasury bonds will you ? Please Please will ya ? hanh ?

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:03 | 1183952 Zero Govt
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Not Town Hall meeting's a congregation of the local Marxists who always give the Chicago Commie a warm 'Welcome Comrade President'

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:16 | 1184039 Sizzurp
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The folks in that audience look like brain dead morons.  This is a propaganda piece put out by the ministry to pacify the unproductive class.


Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:28 | 1184100 WaterWings
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Happy 19th of April, all you fellow Revolutionaries.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:19 | 1184057 long juan silver
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It's a campaign whistle stop designed to offer promises that can't be kept and to sucker in fools to vote for him that don't know that.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:10 | 1183997 Sudden Debt
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The Chinese wanted him to give a little show for their 3 trillion $ reserves.

So if you ever wondered what 3 trillion would buy you:

a internet movie.


I think i'd rather have a T-shirt...


Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:02 | 1184235 TruthInSunshine
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Matt Taibbi: Obama's Big Sellout to Wall Street
by Matt Taibbi

      Rolling Stone - 2009-12-09

The president has packed his economic team with Wall Street insiders intent on turning the bailout into an all-out giveaway

Barack Obama ran for president as a man of the people, standing up to Wall Street as the global economy melted down in that fateful fall of 2008.

Obama may not have run to the left of Samuel Gompers or Cesar Chavez, but it's not like you saw him on the campaign trail flanked by bankers from Citigroup and Goldman Sachs. What inspired supporters who pushed him to his historic win was the sense that a genuine outsider was finally breaking into an exclusive club, that walls were being torn down, that things were, for lack of a better or more specific term, changing.

Then he got elected.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:33 | 1184399 Catullus
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Disillusioned. He was an empty suit from day one. A bunch of thugs from Chicago up for sale. No one on wall street was afraid of this guy. Then he gave jobs to summers, geithner, and now Elizabeth Warren (regulators! Mount up!).

HL Meneken said it best: you only ever vote against things. Never for anything.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 14:40 | 1185020 macholatte
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Taibbi: I think so. I mean you have to remember that probably, if you were going to have a Nuremberg for the financial crisis, Bob Rubin would be one of the first people on the dock.


Wed, 04/20/2011 - 10:48 | 1188032 Monday1929
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Robert Rubin does so need to be in jail.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:08 | 1183985 gordengeko
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He almost looks like a real human.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:10 | 1183996 Jay Gould Esq.
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Where are the styrofoam pillars ? 

The One requires the traditional set dressing for an emperor. Or a god.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:22 | 1184061 gordengeko
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Emperors can't be clones, I saw'ed their handbook.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:26 | 1184366 Sudden Debt
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Pixar can be proud!
But I found toy story better...

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 13:13 | 1184674 turds in the pu...
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Riveting, complex, and gritty. Bravo.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 13:12 | 1184676 turds in the pu...
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Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:59 | 1183949 SheepDog-One
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Obama, yo are a TOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:03 | 1183959 caconhma
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WOW. Obama looks  and sounds much worse than a no-good used car salesman from a Chicago gutter.

Looking at imbeciles who applauded him, I feel very sorry for America.

It appears we are living in some shitty African country like Zimbabwe. Well, we are getting there...

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:23 | 1184073 goldfish1
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imbeciles who applauded him

Trained monkeys clapping where the laff track is supposd to start.



Tue, 04/19/2011 - 14:02 | 1184888 Problem Is
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"WOW. Obama looks  and sounds much worse than a no-good used car salesman from a Chicago gutter."

Barry Soetoro -- Marketing Manager -- Southside GM:

"What do I need to do to get you into a brand new 2012 GM Volt, today?"

2012 GM Volt: Read -- 1982 Chrysler K-Car... Would you buy a used car from this tele-prompterin' Mofo?

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:34 | 1183789 NOTW777
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funny stuff

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:10 | 1183999 whatsinaname
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What he really meant to say to the lady in the white jacket - you look like you got a lot of lard in you and I could really use an extra set of handles.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:35 | 1183795 NOTW777
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trucked in, drugged, clapping seals.

he s going to kill us - yeah, cheer, cheer

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:53 | 1183899 I am Jobe
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LOL. Lookslike they are all sniffed paint and glue. Let the lies continue.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:07 | 1183983 SheepDog-One
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And someone just passed out after his rambling 7 minute blah blah answer to a question and he never touched on the subject.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:07 | 1183993 Mercury
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There's a reason this guy never actually appears in public.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:33 | 1183797 tellsometruth
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someone needs to ask some real questions...I would... see above

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:35 | 1183808 Id fight Gandhi
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Bitching, whining and blaming everyone else. Same shit different day.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:37 | 1183809 slaughterer
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Oh fuck no, I used up all of my vomit buckets on the last Obama video on ZH. 

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:35 | 1183811 Cpl Hicks
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He's got that head-bobbing, two-teleprompter syncopation thang going! just rock.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:37 | 1183815 redpill
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Ohh, I thought he was watching a tennis match.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:39 | 1183818 slaughterer
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I am quite simply going to buy every 3X Bear ETF in sight as he approaches the microphone, and watch my capital grow with each "let me make this clear"

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:30 | 1184110 slaughterer
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Nearly an hour later, I am watching my capital increase as the market slowly sinks with every word our President says.  3X Bear ETFs ticking up higher and higher: TZA above $38 again, etc. etc.  This is called the "Bear Obama" trade, i.e. the market cannot bear him any more.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:40 | 1183821 Youri Carma
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Were do they get these chumps actualy listening to the Rockefellow minion?

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:15 | 1184024 anony
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It's the Oprah audience, silly. 

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:40 | 1183826 SheepDog-One
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LOL all he can do is spew this BS at kids, theyre the only ones fooled at all. 

He's gonna look under the couch cushions for spare change? Oh that should fix it.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:53 | 1183911 Long-John-Silver
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They found $353 million in "cuts" in the 2010 budget under the congressional couches in Washington D.C.

What a joke; and it's on US.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:12 | 1184012 slaughterer
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Remember that video of W reading a children's book to some Florida kindergarten children?  It is as if Obama does this now with the entire nation.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:38 | 1183827 nonclaim
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He's addressing the second derivative, the reduction of the rate of increase in deficit. And not even that is true...

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:42 | 1183830 SuperRay
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Coming to you from an alternate reality...

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:40 | 1183831 DaveyJones
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the future makes me very tense

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:52 | 1184551 MisterMousePotato
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Years of the Modern

by Walt Whitman
Years of the modern! years of the unperform'd!
Your horizon rises, I see it parting away for more august dramas,
I see not America only, not only Liberty's nation but other nations preparing,
I see tremendous entrances and exits, new combinations, the solidarity of races,
I see that force advancing with irresistible power on the world's stage,
(Have the old forces, the old wars, played their parts? are the acts suitable to them closed?)
I see Freedom, completely arm'd and victorious and very haughty,
with Law on one side and Peace on the other,
A stupendous trio all issuing forth against the idea of caste;
What historic denouements are these we so rapidly approach?
I see men marching and countermarching by swift millions,
I see the frontiers and boundaries of the old aristocracies broken,
I see the landmarks of European kings removed,
I see this day the People beginning their landmarks, (all others give way;)
Never were such sharp questions ask'd as this day,
Never was average man, his soul, more energetic, more like a God,
Lo, how he urges and urges, leaving the masses no rest!
His daring foot is on land and sea everywhere, he colonizes the Pacific, the archipelagoes,
With the steamship, the electric telegraph, the newspaper, the wholesale engines of war,
With these and the world-spreading factories he interlinks all geography, all lands;
What whispers are these O lands, running ahead of you, passing under the seas?
Are all nations communing? is there going to be but one heart to the globe?
Is humanity forming en-masse? for lo, tyrants tremble, crowns grow dim,
The earth, restive, confronts a new era, perhaps a general divine war,
No one knows what will happen next, such portents fill the days and nights;
Years prophetical! the space ahead as I walk, as I vainly try to pierce it, is full of phantoms,
Unborn deeds, things soon to be, project their shapes around me,
This incredible rush and heat, this strange ecstatic fever of dreams O years!
Your dreams O years, how they penetrate through me! (I know not whether I sleep or wake;)
The perform'd America and Europe grow dim, retiring in shadow behind me,
The unperform'd, more gigantic than ever, advance, advance upon me.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:40 | 1183834 NOTW777
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notice that even the obama business channel wont broadcast 

burnett is going crazy - her god is on

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:43 | 1183836 SuperRay
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can't watch it...get nauseous "end tax cuts for the wealthiest americans..." oh, you mean your handlers?  hmmm

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:47 | 1183860 NOTW777
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guess he means GS, JPM, Google, Soros, Unions etc

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:54 | 1183902 NOTW777
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add SONY and Jamie Fox

does the teleprompter do hollywood

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:42 | 1183843 JimBobOMG
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Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:42 | 1183844 morph
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Why does it look like everyone in the video has been recorded infront of a blue screen then composed into a video?

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:45 | 1183861 CPL
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Noticed that as well.  His town hall is probably two miles under ground in a bunker in front of a green screen with the best CGI animation ever.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:57 | 1183932 Grower
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At least they managed to edit out the strings.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:45 | 1183848 Tracerfan
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He should follow Fidel Castro's example and step down immediately.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:46 | 1183852 tarsubil
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Geesuz, this is the most pathetic shit I've ever watched. No one there thinks, "This guy is a fucking retard!" Just total milk toast fucking nonsense. Fucking bullshit! Invest in infrastructure? Only a small fraction of the budget is used for roads and infrastructure. Fuck you Obama!

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:46 | 1183866 redpill
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"Infrastructure" now means c-level banker compensation packages.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:58 | 1183937 NOTW777
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and new union halls and elementary schools named after barack and obiden

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 13:25 | 1184727 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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They shut one school down that was named after him in Newark, so that's one less.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:44 | 1183853 the not so migh...
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Yo S&p knows nuttin' Ya' dig?
Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:52 | 1183891 Dexter Morgan
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I feel ya.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:44 | 1183854 Skeptical_10016
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ALright.......already rolled out "millionaires/billionairs" and "autistic children.........and he fails to mention his just released taxes show he paid 27% of his income as taxes and Biden paid 23%..........WHY DIDN'T HE PAY THE CLINTON ERA RATES OF 39%?

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:45 | 1183859 snowball777
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...will be going to have been commencing to prepare to start to think about the possibility of cutting...

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:48 | 1183864 jmrshaughnessy
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High Speed Rail - hmmmmmmmmmmm


I think I could walk to Florida and back from NYC 1000 times before this thing gets environmental approval


Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:59 | 1183945 Long-John-Silver
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I'm thinking rail, tar, and feathers.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 14:17 | 1184941 Problem Is
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How about "Highspeed-Rail" tar and feathers...

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:48 | 1183865 Hondo
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What a bunch of socialist fools......what he forgets is that most of the progress of America was through the private sector.....not all and some not initially....but in the end a substantial part of the investment that lead to jobs and profits.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:48 | 1183867 turtle777
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Classic Obama - completely ignores the middle.


Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:48 | 1183869 Skeptical_10016
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Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:50 | 1183892 I am Jobe
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Geithner: no risk U.S. will lose AAA credit rating

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:00 | 1183958 Long-John-Silver
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AAA all the way to complete and total collapse.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 13:37 | 1184796 trav7777
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joseph's clan is still flipping the CDOs on cheops

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:44 | 1184157 Cynthia
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If the Obama Administration is really upset with S&P for downgraded our nation’s debt, then they should go after this rating agency for deliberately keeping the mortgage market artificially inflated by continuing to give mortgage-backed securities a AAA rating when they should have been rating them as junk. But the Obama Administration won’t do this because if they did, then they would also have to go after Goldman Sachs for lying to their investors about how mortgage-backed securities were a safe and secure investment.

And we know that Goldman was lying about this because there is no other way to explain how they made enormous profits by making side bets that the mortgage market would collapse. But with a presidential election just around the corner, the Obama Administration can’t afford to expose the fact that their largest campaign donor should be put behind bars. And Obama is too consumed by greed to ever turn down any of the lucrative deals that awaits him when he leaves public office, courtesy of Goldman Sachs.

In order for Obama to maximize his own personal wealth, he knows, as any aider and abettor of financial crimes would know, that he must protect Goldman at all costs.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:44 | 1184158 Cynthia
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If the Obama Administration is really upset with S&P for downgraded our nation’s debt, then they should go after this rating agency for deliberately keeping the mortgage market artificially inflated by continuing to give mortgage-backed securities a AAA rating when they should have been rating them as junk. But the Obama Administration won’t do this because if they did, then they would also have to go after Goldman Sachs for lying to their investors about how mortgage-backed securities were a safe and secure investment.

And we know that Goldman was lying about this because there is no other way to explain how they made enormous profits by making side bets that the mortgage market would collapse. But with a presidential election just around the corner, the Obama Administration can’t afford to expose the fact that their largest campaign donor should be put behind bars. And Obama is too consumed by greed to ever turn down any of the lucrative deals that awaits him when he leaves public office, courtesy of Goldman Sachs.

In order for Obama to maximize his own personal wealth, he knows, as any aider and abettor of financial crimes would know, that he must protect Goldman at all costs.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:46 | 1183870 I am Jobe
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Puke Gag I think i need a drink this early. WTF, someone please tell him to shut the F up.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:16 | 1184032 InconvenientCou...
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what President did you not feel the same way about?

All the superficial nonsense would easily apply across the board. Of course if I thought the vitriol was from some sophomoric genetic basis, I'd probably vote for him as a vote against that particular psychosis. There is no way in hell I'm playin' for "team racist" in this life or any other.


Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:50 | 1183872 Michael Victory
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there goes two minutes I'll never get back.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:50 | 1183893 Sudden Debt
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quoting your wife after sex I see :)



Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:02 | 1183930 Michael Victory
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Tru dat.

Been awhile since she's even said anything.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:49 | 1183873 youngman
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shared sacrifice means to me the 52% that do not pay anything...should pay him it means the 48% that do pay...need to pay more...that is shared....

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:05 | 1183981 ExpendableOne
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There's just no understanding of the fact that if a "rich" person and a poor person both pay 15% of their income in taxes the end result is fair.  

And please no more video links that autoplay.  I can't stand listenting to this idiot.  The dingbat supporters are even worse.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:51 | 1184186 The So...
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It's untrue that 52% of Americans "do not pay anything." But I agree that we're all undertaxed, especially the top tier.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:31 | 1184335 Yes We Can. But...
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We are not undertaxed.  We are over-serviced by an over-zealous, over-confident, incompetent, counter-productive gubmint headed by a hideously dishonest, sophomoric boob with no leadership abilities, a completely feckless fellow ardently supported by tech-addled star-struck drones incapable of independent thought.  They are our future and there are legions more of them coming and that is why you'd best be ready to fend for yourself in decades to come.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 14:00 | 1184885 RichardENixon
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Yea sure, things are really as rosy as all that.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:47 | 1183874 bankonzhongguo
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What exactly is this guy leading?

Its a little interesting to turn the volume off and watch the body language and facial expressions of the hand picked central casting audience behind Il Duce.

No silver haired vets or baby boomers in the mix.

That constituency will be dead soon enough under Obamacare.

Just fresh faced free lunch storm troopers ready to hand the FRB the keys to the kingdom.

I say the chance of another presidential election is only 50/50.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:47 | 1183875 aVian
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I just I have dry heaves

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:50 | 1183876 Sudden Debt
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and if not, you shouldn't have voted for him so it's your fault



Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:47 | 1183877 jmrshaughnessy
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So the people that gave Obozo the handouts are responsible for him being president - Stop this program immediately!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:50 | 1183879 Skeptical_10016
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Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:50 | 1183880 Spastica Rex
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Great, the video plays AUTOMATICALLY! Can we not have a play button option to avoid seeing/hearing him unless we want to?


Is that too much to ask?

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:48 | 1183885 Skeptical_10016
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by jmrshaughnessy
on Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:47


So the people that gave Obozo the handouts are responsible for him being president - Stop this program immediately!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:50 | 1183886 Rick64
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 "We need to live within our means, past generations have spent without regard to the debt. "   Obama

 Mr Obama you have borrowed more than any administration before you. You haven't done anything that you promised. Repeal the Patriot Act, Stopping the Iraq war, Making the government transparent, Closing Guantanamo, Cracking down on Wallstreet, ect.. Why would we believe one fucking word you utter, Sir you and your administration are an Obamanation.



Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:49 | 1183887 Bansters-in-my-...
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Theres those pearly whites I would love to knock down Obamas throat so far,that his asshole had a smile.

Barack Obama sucks Bankster Cock.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:51 | 1183901 Dexter Morgan
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AND he swallows.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:24 | 1184069 long juan silver
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Can he answer a question in less than SIX MILLION WORDS ??????

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 14:08 | 1184908 Problem Is
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Only if the teleprompter says so...

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:50 | 1183894 carbonmutant
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"The Future will be better Tomorrow" - Dan Quayle

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:52 | 1183895 Skeptical_10016
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Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:53 | 1183900 Skeptical_10016
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Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:56 | 1183923 tarsubil
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Living within our means - unending annual trillion dollar deficits.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:13 | 1183935 Sudden Debt
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1. Fair: Whatever pleases GS and JPM should be transfered and payed by Joe Idiot

2. Shared Interest: Obama / GS / JPM

3. Special interest: Obama's Cayman account

4. Living within our means: They spend it, you pay it.


Tue, 04/19/2011 - 14:10 | 1184920 Problem Is
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Wasn't that in the "2008 Blueprint For Change" ??

I guess Numb Nutz Barry did not explain the change is in your pocket...

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 14:11 | 1184921 Problem Is
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Damn NSA surveillance double posts...

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:55 | 1183909 Squishi
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Yes You! (with Denzel voice) 

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:55 | 1183912 Skeptical_10016
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Shocking first choice............any education cuts?   WHAT PLAN?  OBAMA'S BUDGET SHOWS DEFICITS 41% ABOVE THE UNSUSTAINABLE "BASELINE"........WHERE IS HIS PLAN?

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:02 | 1183953 I am Jobe
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Da plan will come after several town hall meetings and whoosh move on the next thing. I am still waiting on the Shovel Ready projects and Jobs from 2 years ago.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:54 | 1183915 Milton Waddams
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What's the deal with that little American flag lapel that is all the rage among politicians?  It smacks of cultural insanity.  If one is compelled to evidence that they are operating in the interest of the nation by wearing a lapel, well...

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 14:16 | 1184945 trav7777
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well if you don't wear the pin du jour you will be accused of being AGAINST whatever it is that the pin of the other guy is FOR.

Because there are ONLY TWO STATES of existence.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:57 | 1183919 Skeptical_10016
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Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:58 | 1183920 InconvenientCou...
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Boy I sure wish some of you yahoos were leading the nation. That would be much better.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:02 | 1183970 tarsubil
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A fucking retarded squirrel with syphilis would do a better job than this cock sucker.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 13:35 | 1184772 Calculated_Risk
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A fucking retarded squirrel with syphilis

,one leg, no hands, blind, dumb and deaf...

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:58 | 1183924 Long-John-Silver
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*Shorts US Dollar and goes long physical Gold, Silver, lead, and food.*

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:58 | 1183925 Skeptical_10016
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Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:04 | 1183927 mogul rider
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Hey that's where they filmed the Apollo missions

sumbits I wondered where they did that


OTAY evabudy giv it up y'all for da puppet!!


(The million dollar question is Where is Blythe and Jamie the organ grinders)

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 10:58 | 1183934 oldmanofthesee
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There is a 15% disparity between those who support his policies and direction (37%), and those who "like" him. The reason that it exists, is too many people are afraid to voice displeasure of him personally, for fear of having that red "R" carved in their foreheads. Anxious to see if they'll grow any onions in the voting booth!

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:01 | 1183950 mogul rider
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Nah we're beyong giving a rat's ass.


This is war

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:18 | 1184037 jmrshaughnessy
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Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:39 | 1184444 goldfish1
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Is there no escaping these idiots in government?

April 19, 2011 "An Orange County Republican Party official who sent an email that portrays President Obama's face superimposed on a chimpanzee with the words: "Now you know why -- No birth certificate!" apologized for her action but insisted she's not a racist.

...Davenport had said "in no way did I even consider the fact he's half black when I sent out the email."


Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:01 | 1183941 mogul rider
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BTW this guy is what life is all about

Amazing video of stills he takes of various subjects.. Pass it on




Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:01 | 1183942 sabra1
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the audience thought they were going to the last Oprah show!

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:25 | 1184072 long juan silver
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This isn't it?

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:00 | 1183955 Lazane
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same old progressive bs, plenty of obama gas in that room, looks like it could be GW university, same place where they constructed a box around the statute of old George on Martin's day. This place is a bastian for graduate study post traumatic progressivism freeloading.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:04 | 1183960 sbenard
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Sorry, but I can no longer bear to listen to the Teleprompter Tyrant. No a single syllable from his mouth can be believed. He is the Charlatan in Chief!

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:03 | 1183961 FLIP THAT BOND
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Save me Obama! Save me!

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:01 | 1183964 Guinny_Ire
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I always appreciate it when Mr. President takes time away from his golf game to talk to the common man about the need to sacrifice. It shows he cares and understands what the common man is going thru. I wonder how much we save in greens fees everytime he talks?

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:43 | 1184162 oogs66
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We only save the tax deductions the rich guy taking him golfing was going to claim. Actually he probably going to take the deduction anyways.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:02 | 1183967 SheepDog-One
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UH OH! Obama taking somewhat unprepared questions? OBAMA hey man NEVER GO FULL RETARD!! 

See? Now youre stuttering, the guy who asked the question is goin 'huh'? Youre ust meandering around talking totaly off the subject....remember Simple Jack Obama! NEVER go full retard!

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:08 | 1184001 SRV - ES339
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Yes, we all miss the good old (boy) days...


Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:06 | 1183975 anony
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That will be the day that I would use the precious time I have on this earth watching or listening or reading a politician.

I think, no I'm sure, that I would rather have boiling oil poured in my ears and very sharp screw-type gutter spikes pushed violently into my eyes.

You shouldn't encourage anyone to do this more than once a month, if that.

Once media stops paying constant attention to their every utterance, and instead focuses on their voting record, their police record, their campaign promises vs their performance, in other words their RESULTS, maybe then they'll wise up and govern with some sense of honor, morality, legality, justice, and common sense.

In the meantime I will wait with bait on my breath for the Messiah instead.


Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:06 | 1183976 AboutAverage
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Why in the world would you even listen these garbage?   If I wanted to listen to people to people lie to me, then I would put on FOX or CNN.   Yep, i checked out from listening to these bozos long ago.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:08 | 1183991 anony
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For that wise comment, you should immedately upgrade your avatar to:

WAaaayyy above average.


Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:21 | 1183984 Cdad
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With the headline of deficit reduction, he gives introductory remarks replete with spending initiatives.  Then he rallies his troops around the word "fair."  What the fuck is this guy talking about?  Does he ever notice that nothing he says actually makes any sense?  Green energy expenditures, Pell grants, veteran post traumatic stress care...and on and on....yeah, sounds like we are well on our way to deficit reduction.

So as our president literally demonstrates his disassociated logic, it seems fitting then that we should go ahead and rally the market and forget about the S&P downgrade of expectations because, after all, everything Obama is saying right now is probably already fucking "priced in."

Hello again, cosmic bunny hole.


Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:08 | 1183990 sbenard
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Question: How do you know when Obama is lying?

Answer: His lips are moving!

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 12:00 | 1184231 Seasmoke
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i thought they became more purple

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:09 | 1184005 Long-John-Silver
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"Social Security will be there when you retire" and Pixie Dust will fuel our SUV's.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:16 | 1184044 anony
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Define, "Be There"?

If ten cents is in the fund to pay you, technically, it's "There".

These con artists are just fellow Clintonites who have managed to use language and the prostitutes in the media to "perform".

They are all just actors. It's all just a fiction. A distraction, for the brain-dead, an amusement.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:11 | 1184006 Vagabond
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This guy is a joke, I have to turn this off as I'm yelling at my computer and my neighbors are going to try to have me committed.  

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:11 | 1184019 Vincent Vega
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Obama is to deficit reduction what sanitary is to napkin.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:12 | 1184022 virgilcaine
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This is your Oprah and the View President.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:13 | 1184029 Rick64
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How about just one good goddamn question. Prescripted.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:17 | 1184034 lunaticfringe
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Holy shit. I clicked on this link and then I heard some familiar droning noise. Some worthless drivel not unlike that of my former mother in law.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:14 | 1184035 SilverFiend
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Mouth opens,  bullshit spews forth.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:18 | 1184040 Long-John-Silver
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Long Wood Chips Bitchez!



Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:18 | 1184041 Ratscam
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Oil prices are high due to speculators .. right!

Has nothing to do with printing money Mr. President - dahhh

and then comes the bullshit biofuel argument, despite the fact that every day 15'000 children die of hunger.

I can't listen to him any longer

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:20 | 1184051 Long-John-Silver
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Gasoline is the same price it was in 1964 if your buying it with 90% Silver quarters.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:18 | 1184050 long juan silver
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just plug you car in and charge. It's FREE!!

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:20 | 1184060 Long-John-Silver
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If the power company catches you stealing electricity you're screwed big time.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:18 | 1184054 iinthesky
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Don't know if anyone was watching cnbc a few minutes ago-- Steve Jizzman w. Timmy Guns Geithner talking about the US debt picture is better than whats being said. If one watches closely Tim was having some trouble reading the teleprompter. Anyone that believes that anything on media coming from government isn't 100% staged is out of their fucking minds.

Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:21 | 1184065 jmrshaughnessy
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That how we invented the Internet - Wait I thought Al Gore did that?????  Obama helped him?  What a f-in retard


Tue, 04/19/2011 - 11:22 | 1184068 swissinv
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clean tech deficit bitch

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