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Watch Obama Make More Impossible Promises About The Budget
Two years after Obama promised to cut the budget in half by the end of his first term (it appears he was confused by math symbols: he meant divide by half), here he is again, reading from the teleprompter, and making a bunch of senseless promises that have no chance in hell of coming true. Most notably, Obama will promise to cut $4 trillion over the next decade. Of course since by $2020 the budget deficit will be measured in quadrillions, a $4 trillion cut out of $X quadrillion is actually perfectly feasible. Which is why we take back everything we said: Obama will absolutely come through on his promise.
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Oh fuck no. How many more vomit buckets do I need to watch this?
Depends. Are you long Apple?
AP: Another 5 min delay (on top of the 10 min delay already)
Does this a-hole ever give a speech where he doesn't quote Abe Lincoln?
looks like i picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue...
cheer up - at least he hasnt asked people to remove their underwear - yet
http://stlouis.cbslocal.com/2011/04/13/collinsville-teacher-ousted-for-o...
or change it every half hour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMSQhTMrZs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmW-ScmGRMA&feature=related#t=17s
Mark Twain : To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did, I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.
- Ned
Make sure to detox completley after viewing. Who actually watches this crap anyway?
Ohh, I know, the biggest Losers, or maybe my Idol.
Just keep watching that tv folks, you no longer have country.
The sheeple won't notice as long as China allows Idol to continue.
I like to watch a guy use a word he doesn't know the meaning of three hundred times in 15 minutes.
Invest
investment invest investment invest invest invest investment invest invest investment invest..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
+1
I think he tried to use the word "save" as well but just couldn't get it out.
What an asshole....
bloomberg just showed the debt clock...it is either down to 10 trill. or they just showed old footage..on purpose i assume....
I especially like it when his sort refers to tax cuts as "spending"
ljs-he learned it from the master. Yep: ol' "rhymes with" himself, e.g.:
http://www.abebooks.com/servlet/SearchResults?an=%22george+lakoff%22&sts...
- Ned
{we be payin' every day}
Make sure to detox completley after viewing. Who actually watches this crap anyway?
Ohh, I know, the biggest Losers, or maybe my Idol.
Just keep watching that tv folks, you no longer have country.
long vomit buckets!
just one if it's really big
8th vomit bucket full. Now that "word cloud" is making me dizzy.... need another bucket quick...
please...somebody shoot him or me...i don't care just hurry.....
Don't shoot him and make him a martyr; could you imagine the Douche-a-crats making a Federal holiday for this idiot!?!
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Amen. Plus, look what the blacks did when Rodney King got worked over by LAPD. Something happens to Obama and they'll burn down this whole country.
I just want to slap him and tell him how dumb he is... And the smiling picture of him that TD uses for his articles makes me cringe...
O obviously took the blue pill.
sunny
This is where I want to be when everything blows up... On a warm beach, with a cold drink, with my hot wife (hopefully how I got my cold drink :-) and no electronic devices to hear about how bad things are...
That's what I'm doing next week. On NC beach condo with hot wife and cold beer. No computer bullshit and ponzi capital markets. Trying to get out of positions before I go, but goldman and cramer have given me rock solid advice so my money will be gone by time I get back.
Who exactly are the two retards in that video, and why is the retard on the right typing into his laptop? Supposed to make him look busy and less like a retard?
I couldn't even read it. After the first couple paragraphs, I threw up a little in my mouth.
I think the banksters have concluded Obama is no longer useful and now will completly discredit this POTUS.
Post-speech, I'd have to guess that you might be right. But that would mean I believe that he meant what he said.
I promise to put all legislation on the internet for 5 days for a public review. I will not sign anything until the 5 day public view is up. I promise to not ram through healthcare and I will actually read the bill before I sign it, ayit.
Jackass is late again, as usual.
Thank you! He's worse than Clinton for being late.
I think it's because he manages minute by minute with too little planning.
not a jackass.....just c.p.t
Future tense in 5...4...3...
I see they've cut out the middleman. Now just an empty podium with a teleprompter that's turned around.
We can read the shitty text on the teleprompter ourselves. Why do we need Obama to read it to us?
Chim-pan-zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
can't watch anymore of President Ruxpin
Perfect.
but the young people like obama
....because he's not a white old man ....
"but the young people like obama"
They won't when they have to pay off the 1.6 trillion in deficit this year.
But by then, progressives will have figured out how to blame the deficit on the tea party and scary Christians.
Young people are stupid and inexperienced.
43 old white men never bowed to a Chinese Premiere, a Japanese Emperor, a Arab King, et al.
Chinese, Japanese, Arabs are often/largely racists, but even their more derided internal ethnic groups rank above outside blacks and whites (especially American).
How do you think they perceive the black man bowing to one of their own? What racial stereotypes and hierarchies of Americans might be reinforced in their minds when when the black man bows and the white man doesn't?
Men look each other in the eyes and shake hands firmly.
It is not that difficult a skill to master.
you don't want to shake hands with 3rd worlders who don't use toilet paper.
The proper etiquette to a jap is to make sure he bows deeper than you because we as americans outrank them.
The ahabs you kiss on the cheek same as french. Because they wipe with their fuckin hands.
be careful w/the left hand. don't cha' know. - Ned
We are drowning in debt. My state, my country, our world is drowning in debt. Pure and simple. It is really gonna blow up. Every bank has Tepco. Every bank has Greece like debt on balance sheets. The holders of debt are in debt. Governments holding debt are in debt. Debt is everywhere.
Only the Central Banks don't have debt. How do they do it?
quite....after his monolouge , he is bringing out jimmy kimmel than lady gaga as the music guest
Control-P, baby.
lmfao, +1
If I had a choice between watching this and dying from uncontrolled bleeding from my anus induced by a ruptured hemorrhoid I would most definitely choose the later.
Death by bunga bunga!
:(
On-air orgasms right now!
All are watching the countdown with baited breath.
Fuck Obama
Two years after Obama promised to cut the budget in half by the end of his first term (it appears he was confused by math symbols: he meant divide by half)....
LOL!
Love that smiling sincerity on your chosen photo Tyler.
Got the Vodka here. One gigantic swig for ever time he says "promise."
Your commensurate stomach pump will soon be required.
That's nothing. Take a big one for every time he says the word "I".
You'll be dead by minute 4.
Careful it could be The Yes Men?
Didn't he promise tacos on Tuesday, ayit?
Tuesday is fishstick day.
Everybody knows this.
no dammit, that's Friday, so the mackerel snappers don't feel opressed.
I got junked for that? Come on!
What are you, the one altar boy who didn't get diddled?
Soon to be fun food substitute day. Woodchips... mmmmm.
Mechanically separated chicken.
Ummmmm.
pods
ok, who is clapping?
the teleprompter
How about video of Fukushima as it explodes in the next 24 hours? Pool number 4 is about to ignite.
They are already at level 7. That means it can't get much worse than it is whatever happens.
That means it will be a non event.
Using Obamath that would be 4*7+2 carry the 13th minus greens fees= -11 Eleventy Billion! We just saved Eleventy Billion Dollars folks! Oh, we were talking about Japan? Can someone translate this into Manganese for them? Everything is just fine, have some more tap water and relax...
Obama speaks, and the earth opens up in Japan (I know, I know - this was yesterday in Japan):
http://gatewaytoheaven.ning.com/video/video/show?id=3151142%3AVideo%3A46435
Check out 03:16 and forward.
Son of Obama. There are no words to really describe that. My heart goes out to the people of Japan.
Ok, now tank this pig.
free markets!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha
Left - Right - Left - Right - Left - Right -
Is he watching a pong or tennis match?
Teleprompter tri-fecta!
Obama.
What a complete and utter bitter disappointment.
He has taken us from the heights of hope and wished for change, to the depths of despair and the status quo, with business as usual.
He will go down in history as a complete waste of effort, being compared to only one other infamous historical character - NERO! Obama - ZERO!
The moment I heard from Philip Giraldi (see first link below) that Obama chose Rahm Emanuel, an Israel Firster, to be his right-hand man was the same moment I knew that Obama would keep us up to our eyeballs in war against the Muslim World. And the moment I learned from Glenn Greenwald (see second link below) that Rahm Emanuel is the Dr. Frankenstein behind the Blue Dogs’ rise to power was the same moment I knew that Obama was nothing more than a puppet for our moneyed elites. So I’ve pretty much written Obama off as a president who’ll stand up against America’s war machine and standing up for ordinary working Americans!
http://www.antiwar.com/orig/giraldi.php?articleid=13773
http://www.salon.com/news/opinion/glenn_greenwald/2009/08/27/democrats/index.html
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
Unlike Hercules, who went from Zero to Hero, Obama will be known as the guy who went from Hero to Nero.
who is this "us"? because i wanna know who you people are, bc you are about as dumb as shit.
I sure as hell wasn't at any heights of fuckin hope or believing in all this hopium bullshit, motherfuckers crying and weeping over this chump, passing out as if jesus had come and he was like god floating over all of us. Fuck that shit. He's a man, and an unexceptional one at that.
I laugh at people in the personality cult because they are chumps. And you all got conned, fuckin marks
+1
good stuff...couldn't agree more.
i don't suppose you're a life coach, eh?
Speak for yourself, OutLookinIn.
The "us" that hoped for "change" were the parasites on society that live off the hard work of others. They hoped for more welfare and handouts, and got them. Obama delivered a porkulus handout to payoff his voters, and bankrupted the country in the process.
Austerity bitches! err wait maybe after the election..
What if Obama got up there and said,
Our economy is in serious trouble. Thats why I propose
disbanding the Federal Reserve and restoring the dollar to being
redeemable in Gold (remember Nixon told us it was temporary
when we went off the gold standard).
Not that that would solve the governments overspending, but
it would be nice to hear a positive proposal.
We could atleast inject some fun into the theatrics of the collapse. Maybe have the President pull the number out of a hat or use one of those lotto ball machines.
And the deficit over the next ten years will be cut by.... wait.... okay, here it is... FOUR TRILLION!!!
It's really hard to laugh while listening to this douchebag...but you just cracked me up. Thanks
haha....and take some nationwide over/under bets on the pill pull...all proceeds go to pay off debts..!!
They gots to start thinkin' outside the box !!
what a douche.
U.S. Dollar is doing pretty well today.
Like I said yesterday, jawboning and electronic digit flipping at the Fed can move any market at will.
you also said you were "itching" to get short to make your year. but that was before you decided to distract yourself from your losing portfolio of widows and orphans stocks to bash shorts. i can but imagine how many posts you'll be making when your portfolio experiences real gravity. you'll be making a post a minute to distract yourself from your diminshing capital for lentils, after green sprouts become too expensive for you. lol, as you would bray.
75.16 is doing pretty well. Considering it's going to be hitting 74 and 72 before the month is out and then it's headed to 66 and 62 slum territory where it will start a horrible 36 state crack addiction.
They can change the course of mighty rivers, Bend steel with their bare hands.
but can't tell the fucking truth ....ever
Create stupid ironman and batman movies in a single bound.
And yet gold and silver are both up. Guess the KWN boys are dong all right after all, aren't they?
Douche.
So, Obama's speech is good for Silver, right?
Should I load up now, or wait for a possible dip?
it's not a market fuckhead..its a rigged game
Michelle Brobama to be on the next Celebrity Apprentice!!??
Obumma is just not believable as a leader. I really tried to think so but.....
Hey williambanzai7, don't hold your breath for a shout-out. ;)
This guy just compared our fiscal problem to a "little bit of credit card debit"
this president of amerika
is a liar ..
Opposed to the honest ones!
yes Abraham Lincoln was a railway lawyer (total scumbag) and a murdering thug and it didn't get much better anytime since ...Govt just attracts scum, probably because it's the toilet of every country
On "tax cuts for the rich shall end"...cue up the HFT scalpers to explain to our President just how wrong he is.
is he addressing an elementary school or what?
im taking notes in crayon....debt is bad....
Might as well eat some glue instead. This is pathetic. I am surprised he still has supporters. Party ticket voters make me want to die.
+1
More theater of the absurd. Just what we need.
I don't understand a thing he is saying. Is he saying anything?
No
I am ALREADY throwing up in my throat. Comparing "little credit card debt" to massive national debt?
just hit the pause button. ahhhhhhhh.....
so much better...
again. what a douche.
think we're half way through and he hasn't got to a single point (cut) yet! ...it's non-stop inane generalisations and sugar coated crap ...Obummas speeches have about as much substance as hair spray!!
i'm going to try and watch it all the way through, may need a sick bag soon
FOOL! We got where we are because we need to spend FOOLISHLY on military.
he just played the patriotism card.....you fuckin commies better get behind this guy..oh wait, never...
he just played the patriotism card.....you fuckin commies better get behind this guy..oh wait, never...
he just played the patriotism card.....you fuckin commies better get behind this guy..oh wait, never...now the good part all the talking fucking heads...congressman.....start blowing him...our savior is back
he just played the patriotism card.....you fuckin commies better get behind this guy..oh wait, never...now the good part all the talking fucking heads...congressman.....start blowing him...our savior is back
Bush did it.
Apparently it's all Bush's fault...
i find dennis rodman , when caught in bed with another woman and told , i think carmen electra..."what woman"..i think this the big "O" is more dullusional than that....fuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkk...i cant take anymore
Talk is cheap?
It ends up being quite the expense when it comes from blowhards in DC.
We have no "fear" of change as long as the cuts/savings are made "by the year so and so"
Boo fucking hoo, it's all the last emperor's fault.
And the band played on, what a fucking pimp. Your credit card is maxed out bitch.
Ah yes, the old "It's Bush's fault, not mine" line
I can't believe this guy is lecturing about the interest on the debt, when he is hugely responsible for it.
Whenever this dude talks, .INX down
That appears to be the logo from my school in MN. Is it?
Give me 5 seconds with the Obama dude and I would knock those pearly whites so far down his throat it would look like his asshole had teeth.
I'd want to see him get wrecked by a mixed-martial artist.
a once a week yoga duffer could whip his ass. I mean fuckin look at him. He's pathetic.
I mean he very clearly THINKS he's awsumz at basketball because the fucking teams he invites by like NC and whatnot let him put some buckets in for a photoop. And he probably thinks he's killer at golf because everyone kisses his ass. That's all anyone has ever done his entire life is asskiss because he's the negro that absolves the whitey guilt imposed on them by a legion of "civil rights" orgs and media interestingly dominated almost exclusively by ONE ethnic group.
He slacked his way through the ivy league undergrad, Harvard, everywhere, he was a present voter in the state senate, national senate, and the powers behind him have bulldozed any real opposition he ever had while rolling a red carpet out in front of his sorry ass. He's nothing, literally nothing...has the air of a dude who catches about him too
you had me @ yoga duffer.
trav, you crack me up† like my new avatar picture? that is the samurai sword i am going to take out the nigger with.
He never looks forward.
He'd lose his place on the stage right and left teleprompters.
I have an alternate proposal Barry, dissolve the union and repudiate the BS debt.
Problem solved.
Tax derivatives.
A Tobin tax might "fix" the budget but not the actual root problem.
AUSTERITY BITCHEZ...
... someday, in a presidential term far, far away, so far away that all living politicians will have libraries named after them (or dead and forgotten, but having died very rich as lobbiests or GS board members), then, and only then, will we have austerity. Count on it.
I believe Risk assets are not the place to be.
Oh yes they are. Everything but stocks! Watch for the USD reversal and back much lower.
The ultimate social blow job. To the sheeple it feels good, and they can get on with pro baskebcall and all that other shit..... They will ultimately wake up, too late.
There has never been a democracy which has not destroyed itself.
There has never been a democracy.
The U.S. shifted from a Constitutional republic to a Constitutional democracy when it passed the 17th amendment. Anyone can buy, sell, or trade, any Senator if they have enough money. The states basically lost representation under the 10th amendment and so the soap opera of unfunded mandates to out right black mail for federal funds became a reality. We lost the republic some time ago. No one with half of brain (that understands what a republic is) can argue differently.
As W.C. Fields would say, "Go away kid, you bother me."