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Watch Obama Make More Impossible Promises About The Budget

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Two years after Obama promised to cut the budget in half by the end of his first term (it appears he was confused by math symbols: he meant divide by half), here he is again, reading from the teleprompter, and making a bunch of senseless promises that have no chance in hell of coming true. Most notably, Obama will promise to cut $4 trillion over the next decade.  Of course since by $2020 the budget deficit will be measured in quadrillions, a $4 trillion cut out of $X quadrillion is actually perfectly feasible. Which is why we take back everything we said: Obama will absolutely come through on his promise.



Obama speech word cloud:

And full speech:

Obama Speech


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Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:39 | 1165904 slaughterer
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Oh fuck no.  How many more vomit buckets do I need to watch this?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:44 | 1165935 Cdad
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Depends.  Are you long Apple?


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:49 | 1165949 Ident 7777 economy
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AP: Another 5 min delay (on top of the 10 min delay already)

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:54 | 1166280 redpill
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Does this a-hole ever give a speech where he doesn't quote Abe Lincoln?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:47 | 1165940 smlbizman
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looks like i picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue...

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:10 | 1166061 NOTW777
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cheer up - at least he hasnt asked people to remove their underwear - yet

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:33 | 1166213 DaveyJones
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or change it every half hour

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 18:08 | 1166944 New_Meat
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Mark Twain : To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did, I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.

- Ned

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:48 | 1165945 MassDecep
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Make sure to detox completley after viewing. Who actually watches this crap anyway?

Ohh, I know, the biggest Losers, or maybe my Idol.

Just keep watching that tv folks, you no longer have country.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:19 | 1166107 Logans_Run
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The sheeple won't notice as long as China allows Idol to continue.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:19 | 1166108 long juan silver
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I like to watch a guy use a word he doesn't know the meaning of three hundred times in 15 minutes.


invest invest invest invest

investment invest investment invest invest invest investment invest invest investment invest..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:33 | 1166210 Nate Taggart
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I think he tried to use the word "save" as well but just couldn't get it out.


What an asshole....

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:46 | 1166257 smlbizman
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bloomberg just showed the debt is either down to 10 trill. or they just showed old footage..on purpose i assume....

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:53 | 1166287 redpill
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I especially like it when his sort refers to tax cuts as "spending"

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 18:12 | 1166951 New_Meat
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ljs-he learned it from the master.  Yep: ol' "rhymes with" himself, e.g.:

- Ned

{we be payin' every day}

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:46 | 1165947 MassDecep
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Make sure to detox completley after viewing. Who actually watches this crap anyway?

Ohh, I know, the biggest Losers, or maybe my Idol.

Just keep watching that tv folks, you no longer have country.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:47 | 1165959 Calculated_Risk
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long vomit buckets!

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:50 | 1165965 bigdumbnugly
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just one if it's really big

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:07 | 1166049 slaughterer
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8th vomit bucket full.  Now that "word cloud" is making me dizzy.... need another bucket quick...

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:11 | 1166065 smlbizman
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please...somebody shoot him or me...i don't care just hurry..... 

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:24 | 1166378 Smiley
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Don't shoot him and make him a martyr; could you imagine the Douche-a-crats making a Federal holiday for this idiot!?!

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 18:48 | 1167042 KingdomKum
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Thu, 04/14/2011 - 01:55 | 1167978 Real Estate Geek
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Amen.  Plus, look what the blacks did when Rodney King got worked over by LAPD.  Something happens to Obama and they'll burn down this whole country.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:14 | 1166087 The Hawk
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I just want to slap him and tell him how dumb he is... And the smiling picture of him that TD uses for his articles makes me cringe... 

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:19 | 1166111 sunny
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O obviously took the blue pill.


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:23 | 1166147 The Hawk
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This is where I want to be when everything blows up... On a warm beach, with a cold drink, with my hot wife (hopefully how I got my cold drink :-) and no electronic devices to hear about how bad things are... 

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:19 | 1166366 Ruffcut
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That's what I'm doing next week. On NC beach condo with hot wife and cold beer. No computer bullshit and ponzi capital markets. Trying to get out of positions before I go, but goldman and cramer have given me rock solid advice so my money will be gone by time I get back.


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:49 | 1166259 ElvisDog
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Who exactly are the two retards in that video, and why is the retard on the right typing into his laptop? Supposed to make him look busy and less like a retard?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:26 | 1166649 MiddleMeThis
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I couldn't even read it.  After the first couple paragraphs, I threw up a little in my mouth.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:42 | 1165913 the not so migh...
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I think the banksters have concluded Obama is no longer useful and now will completly discredit this POTUS.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:51 | 1166264 Bob
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Post-speech, I'd have to guess that you might be right.  But that would mean I believe that he meant what he said. 

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:41 | 1165914 BrobamaReds
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I promise to put all legislation on the internet for 5 days for a public review.  I will not sign anything until the 5 day public view is up.  I promise to not ram through healthcare and I will actually read the bill before I sign it, ayit.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:41 | 1165915 mynhair
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Jackass is late again, as usual.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:46 | 1165934 Dolar in a vortex
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Thank you! He's worse than Clinton for being late.

I think it's because he manages minute by minute with too little planning.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:46 | 1165948 smlbizman
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not a jackass.....just c.p.t

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:41 | 1165916 hedgeless_horseman
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Future tense in 5...4...3...

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:41 | 1165918 tmosley
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I see they've cut out the middleman.  Now just an empty podium with a teleprompter that's turned around.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:43 | 1165929 slaughterer
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We can read the shitty text on the teleprompter ourselves.  Why do we need Obama to read it to us?  

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:42 | 1165919 dow2000
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Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:44 | 1165920 trav7777
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can't watch anymore of President Ruxpin

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:00 | 1166300 aheady
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Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:44 | 1165923 IMA5U
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but the young people like obama


....because he's not a white old man ....

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:06 | 1166331 Breaker
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"but the young people like obama"

They won't when they have to pay off the 1.6 trillion in deficit this year.

But by then, progressives will have figured out how to blame the deficit on the tea party and scary Christians.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:09 | 1166340 Urban Redneck
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Young people are stupid and inexperienced.

43 old white men never bowed to a Chinese  Premiere, a Japanese Emperor, a Arab King, et al.

Chinese, Japanese, Arabs are often/largely racists, but even their more derided internal ethnic groups rank above outside blacks and whites (especially American). 

How do you think they perceive the black man bowing to one of their own?  What racial stereotypes and hierarchies of Americans might be reinforced in their minds when  when the black man bows and the white man doesn't?

Men look each other in the eyes and shake hands firmly.

It is not that difficult a skill to master.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:22 | 1166628 trav7777
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you don't want to shake hands with 3rd worlders who don't use toilet paper.

The proper etiquette to a jap is to make sure he bows deeper than you because we as americans outrank them.

The ahabs you kiss on the cheek same as french.  Because they wipe with their fuckin hands.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 18:18 | 1166961 New_Meat
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be careful w/the left hand.  don't cha' know. - Ned

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:43 | 1165927 Cleanclog
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We are drowning in debt.  My state, my country, our world is drowning in debt.  Pure and simple.  It is really gonna blow up.  Every bank has Tepco.  Every bank has Greece like debt on balance sheets.  The holders of debt are in debt.  Governments holding debt are in debt.  Debt is everywhere.

Only the Central Banks don't have debt.  How do they do it?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:55 | 1165983 smlbizman
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quite....after his monolouge , he is bringing out jimmy kimmel than lady gaga as the music  guest

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:08 | 1166058 downwiththebanks
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Control-P, baby.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:56 | 1166531 VisualCSharp
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lmfao, +1

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:50 | 1165932 bob_dabolina
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If I had a choice between watching this and dying from uncontrolled bleeding from my anus induced by a ruptured hemorrhoid I would most definitely choose the later.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:06 | 1166035 tmosley
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Death by bunga bunga!


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:43 | 1165933 digalert
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On-air orgasms right now!

All are watching the countdown with baited breath.

Fuck Obama

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:46 | 1165936 truont
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Two years after Obama promised to cut the budget in half by the end of his first term (it appears he was confused by math symbols: he meant divide by half)....


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:46 | 1165942 Sad Sufi
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Love that smiling sincerity on your chosen photo Tyler.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:46 | 1165943 slaughterer
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Got the Vodka here.  One gigantic swig for ever time he says "promise."

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:12 | 1166077 Dr. Richard Head
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Your commensurate stomach pump will soon be required. 

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:10 | 1166339 ATM
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That's nothing. Take a big one for every time he says the word "I".

You'll be dead by minute 4.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:47 | 1165955 Whats that smell
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Careful it could be The Yes Men?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:47 | 1165957 BrobamaReds
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Didn't he promise tacos on Tuesday, ayit?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:02 | 1166026 Sudden Debt
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Tuesday is fishstick day.

Everybody knows this.


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:10 | 1166057 LFMayor
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no dammit, that's Friday, so the mackerel snappers don't feel opressed.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:34 | 1166215 LFMayor
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I got junked for that? Come on! 
What are you, the one altar boy who didn't get diddled?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:18 | 1166103 centerline
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Soon to be fun food substitute day.  Woodchips... mmmmm.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:35 | 1166436 pods
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Mechanically separated chicken.




Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:50 | 1165960 ZippyBananaPants
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ok, who is clapping?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:55 | 1166292 EvlTheCat
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the teleprompter

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:50 | 1165961 firstdivision
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How about video of Fukushima as it explodes in the next 24 hours? Pool number 4 is about to ignite.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:04 | 1166038 Sudden Debt
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They are already at level 7. That means it can't get much worse than it is whatever happens.

That means it will be a non event.


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:21 | 1166124 krispkritter
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Using Obamath that would be 4*7+2 carry the 13th minus greens fees= -11 Eleventy Billion! We just saved Eleventy Billion Dollars folks! Oh, we were talking about Japan? Can someone translate this into Manganese for them? Everything is just fine, have some more tap water and relax...

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:50 | 1165964 TruthInSunshine
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Obama speaks, and the earth opens up in Japan (I know, I know - this was yesterday in Japan):

Check out 03:16 and forward.


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:18 | 1166113 Dr. Richard Head
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Son of Obama.  There are no words to really describe that.  My heart goes out to the people of Japan.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:49 | 1165966 mynhair
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Ok, now tank this pig.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:51 | 1165967 arnoldsimage
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free markets!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:49 | 1165968 Ident 7777 economy
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Left - Right - Left - Right - Left - Right -


Is he watching a pong or tennis match?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:19 | 1166110 hedgeless_horseman
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Teleprompter tri-fecta!

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:49 | 1165969 OutLookingIn
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What a complete and utter bitter disappointment.

He has taken us from the heights of hope and wished for change, to the depths of despair and the status quo, with business as usual.

He will go down in history as a complete waste of effort, being compared to only one other infamous historical character - NERO! Obama - ZERO!

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:38 | 1166224 Cynthia
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The moment I heard from Philip Giraldi (see first link below) that Obama chose Rahm Emanuel, an Israel Firster, to be his right-hand man was the same moment I knew that Obama would keep us up to our eyeballs in war against the Muslim World. And the moment I learned from Glenn Greenwald (see second link below) that Rahm Emanuel is the Dr. Frankenstein behind the Blue Dogs’ rise to power was the same moment I knew that Obama was nothing more than a puppet for our moneyed elites. So I’ve pretty much written Obama off as a president who’ll stand up against America’s war machine and standing up for ordinary working Americans!

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:42 | 1166244 traderjoe
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Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:47 | 1166481 YouBetYourLife
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Unlike Hercules, who went from Zero to Hero, Obama will be known as the guy who went from Hero to Nero.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:28 | 1166648 trav7777
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who is this "us"?  because i wanna know who you people are, bc you are about as dumb as shit.

I sure as hell wasn't at any heights of fuckin hope or believing in all this hopium bullshit, motherfuckers crying and weeping over this chump, passing out as if jesus had come and he was like god floating over all of us.  Fuck that shit.  He's a man, and an unexceptional one at that.

I laugh at people in the personality cult because they are chumps.  And you all got conned, fuckin marks

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:41 | 1166709 Developers
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good stuff...couldn't agree more.


i don't suppose you're a life coach, eh?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 23:52 | 1167865 ThePhysicist
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Speak for yourself, OutLookinIn.

The "us" that hoped for "change" were the parasites on society that live off the hard work of others. They hoped for more welfare and handouts, and got them. Obama delivered a porkulus handout to payoff his voters, and bankrupted the country in the process.


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:50 | 1165971 Kyle Reese
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Austerity bitches!  err wait maybe after the election..

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:50 | 1165973 foytik
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What if Obama got up there and said,

Our economy is in serious trouble. Thats why I propose

disbanding the Federal Reserve and restoring the dollar to being

redeemable in Gold (remember Nixon told us it was temporary

when we went off the gold standard).

Not that that would solve the governments overspending, but

it would be nice to hear a positive proposal.


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:52 | 1165974 Milton Waddams
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We could atleast inject some fun into the theatrics of the collapse.  Maybe have the President pull the number out of a hat or use one of those lotto ball machines.  

And the deficit over the next ten years will be cut by.... wait.... okay, here it is... FOUR TRILLION!!!

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:19 | 1166120 IEVI
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It's really hard to laugh while listening to this douchebag...but you just cracked me up. Thanks

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 18:05 | 1166926 Rainman
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haha....and take some nationwide over/under bets on the pill pull...all proceeds go to pay off debts..!!

They gots to start thinkin' outside the box !!

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:51 | 1165977 bigdumbnugly
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 what a douche.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:53 | 1165978 RobotTrader
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U.S. Dollar is doing pretty well today.

Like I said yesterday, jawboning and electronic digit flipping at the Fed can move any market at will.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:59 | 1166001 lieutenantjohnchard
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you also said you were "itching" to get short to make your year. but that was before you decided to distract yourself from your losing portfolio of widows and orphans stocks to bash shorts. i can but imagine how many posts you'll be making when your portfolio experiences real gravity. you'll be making a post a minute to distract yourself from your diminshing capital for lentils, after green sprouts become too expensive for you. lol, as you would bray.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 18:22 | 1166973 Hephasteus
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75.16 is doing pretty well. Considering it's going to be hitting 74 and 72 before the month is out and then it's headed to 66 and 62 slum territory where it will start a horrible 36 state crack addiction.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:07 | 1166039 plocequ1
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They can change the course of mighty rivers, Bend steel with their bare hands.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:23 | 1166143 smlbizman
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but can't tell the fucking truth ....ever

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 18:15 | 1166955 Hephasteus
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Create stupid ironman and batman movies in a single bound.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:19 | 1166122 tmosley
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And yet gold and silver are both up.  Guess the KWN boys are dong all right after all, aren't they?


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:52 | 1166268 Muir
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So, Obama's speech is good for Silver, right?

Should I load up now, or wait for a possible dip?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:23 | 1166134 IEVI
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it's not a market fuckhead..its a rigged game

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:52 | 1165979 BrobamaReds
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Michelle Brobama to be on the next Celebrity Apprentice!!??

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:54 | 1165981 rubearish10
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Obumma is just not believable as a leader. I really tried to think so but.....

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:54 | 1165982 ryanseventyfive
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Hey williambanzai7, don't hold your breath for a shout-out. ;)

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:53 | 1165988 earlthepearl
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This guy just compared our fiscal problem to a "little bit of credit card debit"

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:53 | 1165989 mt paul
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this president of amerika 

is a liar ..

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:02 | 1166020 downwiththebanks
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Opposed to the honest ones!

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 19:09 | 1167099 Zero Govt
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yes Abraham Lincoln was a railway lawyer (total scumbag) and a murdering thug and it didn't get much better anytime since ...Govt just attracts scum, probably because it's the toilet of every country

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:53 | 1165990 Cdad
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On "tax cuts for the rich shall end"...cue up the HFT scalpers to explain to our President just how wrong he is.


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:54 | 1165992 bigdumbnugly
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is he addressing an elementary school or what?


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:03 | 1166022 smlbizman
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im taking notes in crayon....debt is bad....

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:24 | 1166139 Dr. Richard Head
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Might as well eat some glue instead.  This is pathetic.  I am surprised he still has supporters.  Party ticket voters make me want to die.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:30 | 1166175 arizona11912
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Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:57 | 1165996 Ancona
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More theater of the absurd. Just what we need.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:57 | 1165999 mmlevine
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I don't understand a thing he is saying.  Is he saying anything?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:10 | 1166060 Mach1513
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Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:56 | 1166000 US Uncut
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I am ALREADY throwing up in my throat. Comparing "little credit card debt" to massive national debt?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:56 | 1166002 bigdumbnugly
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just hit the pause button.  ahhhhhhhh.....

so much better...


again.  what a douche.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:08 | 1166027 Zero Govt
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think we're half way through and he hasn't got to a single point (cut) yet!'s non-stop inane generalisations and sugar coated crap ...Obummas speeches have about as much substance as hair spray!!

i'm going to try and watch it all the way through, may need a sick bag soon

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:56 | 1166004 US Uncut
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FOOL! We got where we are because we need to spend FOOLISHLY on military. 

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:30 | 1166195 smlbizman
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he just played the patriotism fuckin commies better get behind this guy..oh wait, never...

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:30 | 1166197 smlbizman
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he just played the patriotism fuckin commies better get behind this guy..oh wait, never...

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:34 | 1166205 smlbizman
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he just played the patriotism fuckin commies better get behind this guy..oh wait, the good part all the talking fucking heads...congressman.....start blowing him...our savior is back

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:32 | 1166206 smlbizman
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he just played the patriotism fuckin commies better get behind this guy..oh wait, the good part all the talking fucking heads...congressman.....start blowing him...our savior is back

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:57 | 1166005 mynhair
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Bush did it.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:57 | 1166007 carbonmutant
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Apparently it's all Bush's fault...

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:00 | 1166008 smlbizman
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i find dennis rodman , when caught in bed with another woman and told , i think carmen electra..."what woman"..i think this the big "O" is more dullusional than that....fuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkkk...i cant take anymore

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:58 | 1166010 virgilcaine
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Talk is cheap?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:02 | 1166311 Commander Cody
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It ends up being quite the expense when it comes from blowhards in DC.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:58 | 1166012 Hubbs
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We have no "fear" of change as long as the cuts/savings  are made "by the year so and so"

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:58 | 1166013 thedrickster
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Boo fucking hoo, it's all the last emperor's fault.

And the band played on, what a fucking pimp. Your credit card is maxed out bitch.


Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:00 | 1166014 Xzazael
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Ah yes, the old "It's Bush's fault, not mine" line



Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:59 | 1166015 Johnny Lawrence
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I can't believe this guy is lecturing about the interest on the debt, when he is hugely responsible for it.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:01 | 1166017 earlthepearl
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Whenever this dude talks, .INX down

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 20:12 | 1166362 batting500
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That appears to be the logo from my  school in MN.  Is it?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:00 | 1166019 Bansters-in-my-...
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Give me 5 seconds with the Obama dude and I would knock those pearly whites so far down his throat it would look like his asshole had teeth.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:05 | 1166048 Cash_is_Trash
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I'd want to see him get wrecked by a mixed-martial artist.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:32 | 1166673 trav7777
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a once a week yoga duffer could whip his ass.  I mean fuckin look at him.  He's pathetic.

I mean he very clearly THINKS he's awsumz at basketball because the fucking teams he invites by like NC and whatnot let him put some buckets in for a photoop.  And he probably thinks he's killer at golf because everyone kisses his ass.  That's all anyone has ever done his entire life is asskiss because he's the negro that absolves the whitey guilt imposed on them by a legion of "civil rights" orgs and media interestingly dominated almost exclusively by ONE ethnic group.

He slacked his way through the ivy league undergrad, Harvard, everywhere, he was a present voter in the state senate, national senate, and the powers behind him have bulldozed any real opposition he ever had while rolling a red carpet out in front of his sorry ass.  He's nothing, literally nothing...has the air of a dude who catches about him too

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 17:02 | 1166790 velobabe
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you had me @ yoga duffer.

trav, you crack me up† like my new avatar picture? that is the samurai sword i am going to take out the nigger with.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:01 | 1166023 Johnny Lawrence
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He never looks forward.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:25 | 1166145 Bill DeBurgh
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He'd lose his place on the stage right and left teleprompters.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:05 | 1166030 thedrickster
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I have an alternate proposal Barry, dissolve the union and repudiate the BS debt.

Problem solved.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:05 | 1166045 downwiththebanks
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Tax derivatives.  

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:07 | 1166056 thedrickster
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A Tobin tax might "fix" the budget but not the actual root problem.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:05 | 1166034 tahoebumsmith
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Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:14 | 1166076 ChartreuseDog
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... someday, in a presidential term far, far away, so far away that all living politicians will have libraries named after them (or dead and forgotten, but having died very rich as lobbiests or GS board members), then, and only then, will we have austerity. Count on it.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:06 | 1166036 virgilcaine
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I believe Risk assets are not the place to be.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:16 | 1166104 rubearish10
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Oh yes they are. Everything but stocks! Watch for the USD reversal and back much lower.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:04 | 1166037 Atch Logan
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The ultimate social blow job.  To the sheeple it feels good, and they can get on with pro baskebcall and all that other shit..... They will ultimately wake up, too late.

There has never been a democracy which has not destroyed itself.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:06 | 1166050 downwiththebanks
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There has never been a democracy.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:21 | 1166117 Cole Younger
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The U.S. shifted from a Constitutional republic to a Constitutional democracy when it passed the 17th amendment. Anyone can buy, sell, or trade, any  Senator if they have enough money. The states basically lost representation under the 10th amendment and so the soap opera of unfunded mandates to out right black mail for federal funds became a reality. We lost the republic some time ago. No one with half of brain (that understands what a republic is) can argue differently.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:06 | 1166052 Fix It Again Timmy
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As W.C. Fields would say, "Go away kid, you bother me."

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