Watch Obama Make More Impossible Promises About The Budget

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Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:39 | 1165904 slaughterer
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Oh fuck no.  How many more vomit buckets do I need to watch this?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:44 | 1165935 Cdad
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Depends.  Are you long Apple?

 

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:49 | 1165949 Ident 7777 economy
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AP: Another 5 min delay (on top of the 10 min delay already)

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:54 | 1166280 redpill
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Does this a-hole ever give a speech where he doesn't quote Abe Lincoln?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:47 | 1165940 smlbizman
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looks like i picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue...

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:10 | 1166061 NOTW777
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cheer up - at least he hasnt asked people to remove their underwear - yet

http://stlouis.cbslocal.com/2011/04/13/collinsville-teacher-ousted-for-o...

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:33 | 1166213 DaveyJones
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or change it every half hour

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwMSQhTMrZs

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 18:08 | 1166944 New_Meat
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Mark Twain : To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did, I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.

- Ned

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:48 | 1165945 MassDecep
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Make sure to detox completley after viewing. Who actually watches this crap anyway?

Ohh, I know, the biggest Losers, or maybe my Idol.

Just keep watching that tv folks, you no longer have country.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:19 | 1166107 Logans_Run
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The sheeple won't notice as long as China allows Idol to continue.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:19 | 1166108 long juan silver
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I like to watch a guy use a word he doesn't know the meaning of three hundred times in 15 minutes.

Invest

invest invest invest invest

investment invest investment invest invest invest investment invest invest investment invest..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:33 | 1166210 Nate Taggart
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+1

 

I think he tried to use the word "save" as well but just couldn't get it out.

 

What an asshole....

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:46 | 1166257 smlbizman
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bloomberg just showed the debt clock...it is either down to 10 trill. or they just showed old footage..on purpose i assume....

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:53 | 1166287 redpill
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I especially like it when his sort refers to tax cuts as "spending"

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 18:12 | 1166951 New_Meat
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ljs-he learned it from the master.  Yep: ol' "rhymes with" himself, e.g.:

http://www.abebooks.com/servlet/SearchResults?an=%22george+lakoff%22&sts...

- Ned

{we be payin' every day}

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:46 | 1165947 MassDecep
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Make sure to detox completley after viewing. Who actually watches this crap anyway?

Ohh, I know, the biggest Losers, or maybe my Idol.

Just keep watching that tv folks, you no longer have country.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:47 | 1165959 Calculated_Risk
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long vomit buckets!

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:50 | 1165965 bigdumbnugly
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just one if it's really big

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:07 | 1166049 slaughterer
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8th vomit bucket full.  Now that "word cloud" is making me dizzy.... need another bucket quick...

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:11 | 1166065 smlbizman
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please...somebody shoot him or me...i don't care just hurry..... 

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:24 | 1166378 Smiley
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Don't shoot him and make him a martyr; could you imagine the Douche-a-crats making a Federal holiday for this idiot!?!

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 18:48 | 1167042 KingdomKum
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Thu, 04/14/2011 - 01:55 | 1167978 Real Estate Geek
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Amen.  Plus, look what the blacks did when Rodney King got worked over by LAPD.  Something happens to Obama and they'll burn down this whole country.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:14 | 1166087 The Hawk
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I just want to slap him and tell him how dumb he is... And the smiling picture of him that TD uses for his articles makes me cringe... 

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:19 | 1166111 sunny
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O obviously took the blue pill.

sunny

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:23 | 1166147 The Hawk
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This is where I want to be when everything blows up... On a warm beach, with a cold drink, with my hot wife (hopefully how I got my cold drink :-) and no electronic devices to hear about how bad things are... 

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:19 | 1166366 Ruffcut
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That's what I'm doing next week. On NC beach condo with hot wife and cold beer. No computer bullshit and ponzi capital markets. Trying to get out of positions before I go, but goldman and cramer have given me rock solid advice so my money will be gone by time I get back.

 

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:49 | 1166259 ElvisDog
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Who exactly are the two retards in that video, and why is the retard on the right typing into his laptop? Supposed to make him look busy and less like a retard?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:26 | 1166649 MiddleMeThis
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I couldn't even read it.  After the first couple paragraphs, I threw up a little in my mouth.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:42 | 1165913 the not so migh...
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I think the banksters have concluded Obama is no longer useful and now will completly discredit this POTUS.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:51 | 1166264 Bob
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Post-speech, I'd have to guess that you might be right.  But that would mean I believe that he meant what he said. 

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:41 | 1165914 BrobamaReds
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I promise to put all legislation on the internet for 5 days for a public review.  I will not sign anything until the 5 day public view is up.  I promise to not ram through healthcare and I will actually read the bill before I sign it, ayit.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:41 | 1165915 mynhair
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Jackass is late again, as usual.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:46 | 1165934 Dolar in a vortex
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Thank you! He's worse than Clinton for being late.

I think it's because he manages minute by minute with too little planning.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:46 | 1165948 smlbizman
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not a jackass.....just c.p.t

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:41 | 1165916 hedgeless_horseman
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Future tense in 5...4...3...

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:41 | 1165918 tmosley
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I see they've cut out the middleman.  Now just an empty podium with a teleprompter that's turned around.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:43 | 1165929 slaughterer
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We can read the shitty text on the teleprompter ourselves.  Why do we need Obama to read it to us?  

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:42 | 1165919 dow2000
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Chim-pan-zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:44 | 1165920 trav7777
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can't watch anymore of President Ruxpin

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:00 | 1166300 aheady
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Perfect.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:44 | 1165923 IMA5U
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but the young people like obama

 

....because he's not a white old man ....

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:06 | 1166331 Breaker
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"but the young people like obama"

They won't when they have to pay off the 1.6 trillion in deficit this year.

But by then, progressives will have figured out how to blame the deficit on the tea party and scary Christians.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 15:09 | 1166340 Urban Redneck
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Young people are stupid and inexperienced.

43 old white men never bowed to a Chinese  Premiere, a Japanese Emperor, a Arab King, et al.

Chinese, Japanese, Arabs are often/largely racists, but even their more derided internal ethnic groups rank above outside blacks and whites (especially American). 

How do you think they perceive the black man bowing to one of their own?  What racial stereotypes and hierarchies of Americans might be reinforced in their minds when  when the black man bows and the white man doesn't?

Men look each other in the eyes and shake hands firmly.

It is not that difficult a skill to master.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 16:22 | 1166628 trav7777
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you don't want to shake hands with 3rd worlders who don't use toilet paper.

The proper etiquette to a jap is to make sure he bows deeper than you because we as americans outrank them.

The ahabs you kiss on the cheek same as french.  Because they wipe with their fuckin hands.

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 18:18 | 1166961 New_Meat
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be careful w/the left hand.  don't cha' know. - Ned

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:43 | 1165927 Cleanclog
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We are drowning in debt.  My state, my country, our world is drowning in debt.  Pure and simple.  It is really gonna blow up.  Every bank has Tepco.  Every bank has Greece like debt on balance sheets.  The holders of debt are in debt.  Governments holding debt are in debt.  Debt is everywhere.

Only the Central Banks don't have debt.  How do they do it?

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 13:55 | 1165983 smlbizman
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quite....after his monolouge , he is bringing out jimmy kimmel than lady gaga as the music  guest

Wed, 04/13/2011 - 14:08 | 1166058 downwiththebanks
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Control-P, baby.

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