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First question from the Media:
Hows the short game coming along Sir?
his foot wedge really helps out
The patented Billy Martin sand-trap method.
Dismal jobs report? Bullish everything. You want dollars, you want metals, you want equity: In other words, the report is insignificant.
Since when did the economy move on fundamentals? >?
This means more stimulus, and an assured debt ceiling raise. A big, surprising number. Debt ceiling raise could be the new QE.
Overall bullish for the corporate dictatorship. It means higher efficiency, lower costs. Humans and their payroll taxes, benefits, retirements.. pure liability. Think about that next time you use the automated checkout lines at the supermarket, or buy crap on the web.
All hail the Corporate Dictatorship. We the People will be left with socialist programs and subsidies to make ends meet.
EDIT: Obama: Debt Limit raise is the answer.
I'm presuming you are being sarcastic. The dangerous thing about this NFP report (dangerous for TPTB) is that it seems to be pointing out that running 12% deficits and massive stimulus is no longer producing even a short-term pop in employment, i.e. that Keynesism solutions are failing. Sure, there will be calls to increase stimulus from here, but people aren't stupid and Obama=Fail is on their minds.
Somebody please pull back the curtain, so we can see who's making his mouth move.
I don't think there is money available for another stimulus. This is end game. Quit your jobs and enjoy 12 months mortgage free bitchez.
Omigosh! He's late again!
This idiot is making it up as he goes along. That's why he's late to every announced speech.
"The smartest guy in the room!" LOL
Oh shiznit. Whatamma gonna say? For Realz!
Blame the Japanese quake.
Or global cooling/warming.
"Jobs? What jobs? We don't need no stinkin jobs!"
Bla bla bla change you can believe in
bla bla bla I have a dream
bla bla bla hope for all
bla bla bla america will prosper
"We need to "invest"" bla bla bla sheep
"Invest" always equals "spend your grandkid's taxes, as if they could ever pay any" because we are scumbag plutocrats, and need POWER to keep you suppressed.
Always remember, invest = suppressed in Obummer bla bla bla sheep speak
Don't forget about winning the future!
We've won the future, because we are spending it now.
Screw the grandkids, I won't live long enough to meet them anyway.
This just in... Obama's theme song for the 2012 campaign.
I can just imagine those mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm kids singing the corus.
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Obama: "We begin bombing in 5 minutes."
As the mining industry has shown, shovels are too slow, high explosives are where it's at. That's why we don't need congressional approval for Libya. We're creating jobs over there for American servicemen and small businesses, like XE
post of the week award
Apparently he had to cancel his Montana vacation this weekend,. Do you realize how long it takes to turn that many aircraft around and land them?
uh, no...he's on CPT
He made sure he was late so the markets would close before he opened his mouth.
Technology will replace the obsolete human liabilities, with efficiency.
Those automated checkout lines absolutely suck and take more time .
"unidentified object in the baggage area"
yeah... and a Ipad is about the maximum we've been able to construct...
Barry is looking rather grey. Note also the absolutely sour expression when discussing "business" and "private sector" employment. A bitter thing, capitalism. Eh, Barry ?
answer: "just fine. i shorted the market before the close yesterday because i knew the job market data sucked."
"not as good as my jump shot Louise"
<cue sychophantic laughter>
10 bucks says the markets tick green after the holy father speaks.
I will residn as of 5pm today...
Obama (staring intently at the camera): These are not the droids you're looking for...
Mr. President....may I borrow some change? I'm out of hope.
sorry. Hope is on the Road again. this time to Despair.
I thought Hope died in the desert in 2003
no i don't think so.
don't you remember jesse jackson screaming "Keep Hope Alive" all the time? he must've really liked his tv specials...
here is some New Hope ... keep the change ...
I think he got his wires crossed with the "change" promise. It was supposed to be change for the *better*.
We just need the first dog to come up and take a dump at the foot of the empty podium to complete the picture.
this IS change for the better ... what your class is left out.
yep, no classes in amerika. Is your ass blistered red yet suckas!
Newsflash, nobody that matters gives a damn about your silly yobs.
Spot the autocue.
"Let me be frank, I was handed this problem... blah blah blah..."
There Mr. President. I said it all for you.
what else can he say ? thats the last line of defense.
Hi frank. Frankly we don't believe you.
"We decided the best way to get the car out of the ditch, is to load the trunk with C4 and blow the damn thing up."
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