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Watch The Release Of FCIC's Financial Crisis Inquiry Report Live

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At 10:00 am Eastern, the FCIC will release the final version of its 500+ page Inquiry report, which will disclose that all of Wall Street is one big fat fraud, populated by criminals, who never go to jail, and whose settlement arrangements with the SEC is at most 1/50th of the illegally obtained profits. We will present the full report as soon as it is released: it will provide countless hours of reading entertainment. In the meantime, below is the live release of the report to a live monkey audience.

 

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Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:58 | 909224 TheGreatPonzi
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When is a crime not considered criminal? A: When it's hatched on Wall Street.

http://english.aljazeera.net/indepth/opinion/2011/01/201112515638111296....

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:40 | 909299 Pee Wee
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Nah, you miss the enablement proxy - regulatory capture and corrupt government agency collusion.

With both Washington DC, and Wall Street orchestrating blame, there is plausable deniability -- which is absolutely key to marginalizing accountability and the collusion that exists.  This is by design.  With two scapegoats how could either one possibly have seen it coming (I point at you, you point at me, and together we both walk scott-free!)??

How else can one explain the massive (and I mean MASSIVE) coverup of fraud enabled by government, and covered up by government. By no accident, the US taxpayer was the target, complete with a $787 billion bonus pool.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:02 | 909236 The Third Man
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But it's a Blue Ribbon panel; populated with America's finest minds! Will it risk telling us the truth or is this another Warren Commission in the making?

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:25 | 909320 Robot Traders Mom
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More like the comedy of the 9/11 commission report...

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:28 | 909329 jmac2013
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Did you say "blue ribbon"?  Boy am I appeased.

 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 12:48 | 909535 Cheesy Bastard
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Yeah, those red ribbon panels really suck.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:05 | 909249 Oh regional Indian
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Aaaand the DOW surges on the open.

Jobless claims surge, market surges.

Criminality exposed.

Market Surges.

No such thing as good or bad news, all news is hereby declared odorless and falvourless.

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/01/26/a-ha-ahahaha/

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:06 | 909253 Alcoholic Nativ...
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When you bet against the markets, you are betting against America. Where have all the patriots gone?

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:08 | 909267 Sudden Debt
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HOLLYWOOD!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:30 | 909326 whatz that smell
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co-locating in robotTrader's mom's basement.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:16 | 909290 Ms. Erable
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No such thing as good or bad news, all news is hereby declared odorless and flavourless.

Didn't you know the markets are omniscient? All news - good, bad, subtle, inane, or outrageous - has already been priced in for all events that will occur over the next five years.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 12:50 | 909546 Oh regional Indian
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Hah!

ORI

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:07 | 909259 Bob
Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:20 | 909305 Bastiat
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Yeah, for the little people and selected scapegoats only.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:08 | 909262 Sudden Debt
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I hope there are some funny cartoons in it because otherwise my attention span of 50 seconds without entertainment won't cut it...

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:08 | 909264 strannick
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Dear Wall St. Fraudsters and Washington Government lackies;

Could you please leave this once great nation alone?

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:10 | 909272 Sudden Debt
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still some meat left on the bones. Enough to make some soup out of it!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:11 | 909278 Alcoholic Nativ...
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Well due to bizarre out of human control circumstances, they are the only ones that can fix this mess! Did you not watch the video at all?

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:10 | 909274 buzzsaw99
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Whitewash.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:12 | 909280 Caviar Emptor
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Later today: FCIC releasing its report on the crash of 1929. 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:16 | 909287 MiddleMeThis
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In my neck of the woods a woman was just convicted of a felony fraud.  Why?  Becasue she lived in one city and sent her kids to a school in another city (using her parent's home address).  All she wanted was a better education for her children.  A single working mom of two (although she did live in subsidized housing), who was also about a semester away from her teaching degree.  Yet we endorse AND reward fraud on Wall St.  Welcome to America!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:19 | 909303 Bastiat
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Outrageous. 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:26 | 909322 Pee Wee
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Actually, it's "Mission Accomplished."

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 12:39 | 909502 pods
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Sounds about right.  Rules are for the "small people".

Here in NC, you can only do that if your kids can run fast or dunk a basketball.

pods

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:18 | 909294 Misean
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Inquiry? Sure that's not Immunity? Or is that sort of Orwellian like, where inquiry=immunity...

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:19 | 909301 VFR
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I fully expect the report to say nothing new. No-one specifically to blame. Carry on....

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:31 | 909321 Hubbs
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They round up combatants at Gitmo, and hold them there forever. The FBI makes a sweeping bust of the Mafia family bosses and their up-an-coming lieutenants. Why not  a big round up of all the financial mafia-especially before they have a chance to squirrel away every last cent of their loot to who knows where?

 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:50 | 909371 plocequ1
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 Stock market is up, My streets were plowed, My deli ham is still $3.99/ LB. Whats the problem?

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:51 | 909390 Pat Hand
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Actually, it's a shockingly good report.  I'm surprised.  Of course, it will go nowhere.  The Republican members dissented and are trying to blame it all on greedy homeowners.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 12:09 | 909404 I Am The Unknow...
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wow what a bunch of impotent limp dicks

"you better not break the law or else we will write a report and you'll be sorry because we said bad things about you"  ....yeah, now that's a deterrent

Give me just a billion bucks and you can say whatever the fuck you want to about me, you pussies!

Oh, and in case anybody's reading who actually has the ability to do something....one may criticize me for "just bitching" and may ask "well, what do you expect us to do...what do you want?"  Well here is what I want....I want a steady stream of press releases that begin like this:"Today, the (fill in law enforcement agency name here, such as FBI) announced it is investigating (fill in bankster name and organization here) for financial crimes..." 

I want there to be a very long list of announcements covering a lot of people, many of whom are well known. So get to work on it assholes!  Need to hire more people?  Well good news for you based on today's UI numbers.  Problem solved.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 13:19 | 909654 JW n FL
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wow what a bunch of impotent limp dicks

"you better not break the law or else we will write a report and you'll be sorry because we said bad things about you"

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Thu, 01/27/2011 - 12:02 | 909407 THE DORK OF CORK
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Good to see Brooksley Born still active

It amazes me How the Old man has escaped being Tarred and feathered - truely amazing

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 12:08 | 909420 Xibalba
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Banks got you by the balls?

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 12:17 | 909443 TruthInSunshine
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What a sick joke.

I've never seen a more twisted, perverted system in my life.

Something is going to break down and crash the whole system. Bernanke was apparently hellbent on creating a very volatile and explosive situation, and he's succeeded.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 12:41 | 909510 pods
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One can only hope.

Something is going to break down and crash the whole system

pods

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 17:56 | 910857 c-rev with a twist
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The comical thing about these findings is that they act as if something has materially changed in the system since all of these 'mistakes' happened.  Nothing has changed you dimwits!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 22:38 | 911795 Catullus
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So all of Part 3, Chapter 6 pins the entire boom and bust on the Federal Reserve. Chapters 7, 8, and 9 were about the system of fraud created around an incredible amount of money the Fed was pumping into the economy.  The thing reads like Tom Woods' "Meltdown" book.

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