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Watch The Teleprompter Discuss The Latest "Deficit Reduction Efforts"

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Following the earlier news that government retirement accounts have been plundered by the most since the breach of the debt ceiling, it is only fitting that the teleprompter will shortly update the eager public with the latest on the debt reduction efforts. Perform a frontal lobotomy and watch live below.

 

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Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:37 | 1427649 Ahmeexnal
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blah blah blah

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:52 | 1427721 MarketTruth
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YOU LIE!!!!!!!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:08 | 1427779 Oh regional Indian
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All men with ties, lie.

You can take that to the bank.

Only to have it stolen from you.

By a man in a tie.

You can certainly take that to the bank.

Yank.

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/07/04/a-year-and-a-day-later/

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:09 | 1427771 EscapeKey
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No fucking shit. So far it's been words, words, and more words. No concrete solutions, no word on cuts on the programs where it's necessary (but would cost jobs), no word on cuts to the military - nothing. It's just more bullshit spawned about "we know the problem, we know how to solve it, we will move forward with it".

"Without getting into details, a lot of hard choices will have to be made, there's will, balanced budget deal... we believe it's possible..." blah blah fucking blah.

"He takes it very seriously."

Hahahaha...

"That's like saying... you'd put a gun to your head and pull the trigger. Is that wise? I don't know"

That's why you're a high paid official. Apparently, you can't even tell if pulling the trigger is a wise move.

Oh, and apparently starting infrastructure projects is blasted as GOOD while at the same time talking about deficit reduction. Jeez, the insanity here is just boundless.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:13 | 1427799 carbonmutant
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How long before the MSM discovers that his ramblings aren't doing their credit ratings any good?

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:20 | 1427812 bigdumbnugly
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that was rhetorical, right?

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:17 | 1427936 Xibalba
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VAMANOS!!! ... no....OBAMANOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 23:52 | 1428665 Pitchman
Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:38 | 1427651 Internet Tough Guy
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:55 | 1427737 DoChenRollingBearing
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+ 80 proof

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:18 | 1427808 johnQpublic
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i watched almost 43 seconds of this B.S. just to get beat to my comment by an internet tough guy

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:07 | 1427653 baby_BLYTHE
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.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:40 | 1427662 Michael Victory
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sos

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:41 | 1427666 putbuyer
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Can't take more that 2 minutes

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:43 | 1427670 QQQBall
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brutal..

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:45 | 1427676 RobotTrader
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Only a matter of time before O'Bummer has to save his own hide by announcing a "shock and awe" stimulus plan, tax cut, or some other Hail Mary pass to rescue his legacy.

Why else would XLY and XRT be pricing in a consumer spending boom of collossal proportions in 2012 - 2013?

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:46 | 1427687 equity_momo
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1 to 10 Robo , 1 to 10 , thats all i ask.  Is that a 9?

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:04 | 1427768 fuu
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That one was pretty lack luster, I would guess no more than a 3.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 19:45 | 1428130 ceilidh_trail
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couldn't resist  (10)

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:48 | 1427693 DonnieD
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...and gold be up $30

I agree, an announcement of supreme idiocy has to happen. Perhaps the announcement of Paul Krugman as Treasury Secretary.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:52 | 1427717 NotApplicable
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Now that would be idiocy. Krugman is very valuable to them where he's at now. Well, at least as long as the herd pretends to read him.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:00 | 1427754 Caviar Emptor
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That's an almost philosophical question there, Robo. 

 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:40 | 1427989 Saxxon
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Robot gets junked again by frustrated, masochistic shorts.

But Robot is right.  The Pres needs to put grimy Dinero directly into the hands of the roiling, unwashed masses.  This will buy him Love and kick the momo over the edge to where it needs to be to vanquish his Republican foes.  The move will also hasten a market Celebration and further fuel inflation; both of which I personally welcome.

Zero sum game.  You pays yer money and takes yer chances.  Why fight the Fed?

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:45 | 1427682 EscapeKey
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I'd rather watch porn.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:53 | 1427723 Dr. Richard Head
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I resemble that remark.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:58 | 1427740 Careless Whisper
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better be careful with the x rated stuff if you live in florida. there is an avalanche of civil lawsuits over copyright protection... of x rated movies.

florida about to institute rocket docket - part deux - to protect copyrighted porn

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/porn-litigation-film-studios-threaten-...

 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:55 | 1427739 baby_BLYTHE
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the SEC certainly does

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:57 | 1427748 docj
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I'd rather watch Casey Anthony doing porn.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:54 | 1427871 Race Car Driver
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If she doesn't get a good book deal, you just might.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:47 | 1427690 DNB-sore
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telescreen on...

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:47 | 1427692 LoneStarHog
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Is he going to speak in his native Kenyan?

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:50 | 1427707 Bastiat
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Why not have his crack birth cert. team print up some US Treasury checks.  How hard is that?

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:58 | 1427749 Sudden Debt
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It took them 18 months to make 1 paper....

Even if they printed 100 billion on every check, they wouldn't cut it.

 

Nop.... WE NEED OURSELFS BENNY B. TO SAVE THE DAY!!

 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:08 | 1427783 Bastiat
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Good point! You are right on today!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:21 | 1427943 Agent 440
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That was a good one Bastiat. You owe me a keyboard.

 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:48 | 1427694 Mercury
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 Following the earlier news that government retirement accounts have been plundered by the most since the breach of the debt ceiling,...

It doesn't matter if the actual accounts are fully funded, empty or invested in cattle futures; a federal employee defined benefit plan is as good as gold. 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:57 | 1427747 Dr. Richard Head
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Are you referring to barbaric relic meme of the MSM or the gold referred to by the survivalist crowd?  I assume the former?

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:49 | 1427695 djsmps
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And once again, the Arrogant One makes his minions wait to hear his golden voice.

 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:47 | 1427696 Bastiat
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I'll bet he hasn't touched Secret Service pensions!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:50 | 1427711 Sudden Debt
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those are secret, remember ;)

 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:54 | 1427726 Bastiat
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Funny story:  I don't know what the deal is now that they've moved SS to Homeland Security, but in the old (Treasury) days they were in the DC police and fire pension system.  A retired agent told me:  "best public pension around -- why?  A DC cop once told me they've got something on just about every worm in Congress."  This was in the 1970s.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:57 | 1427699 plocequ1
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.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:49 | 1427704 Sudden Debt
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To reduce the deficit, Obama has decided that all the funding for the construction of the cold fusion reactors which would provide near free energy will be cut. Also all the new free schools, free hospitals, libraries, new roads... will be stopped.

 

NOW THAT WILL CLEAR THE DEFICIT IN 1, 2, 3!!!

 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:51 | 1427712 Bastiat
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Is free basing OK?

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:51 | 1427710 djsmps
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He said "balanced approach" pretty early on.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:52 | 1427720 Sudden Debt
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"Balanced" as in "tipping point"

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:52 | 1427715 Rynak
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Oh gods..... please stop posting that photo of him. Everytime i see it, i want to punch into my TFT-Screen...... i mean, even harder than when i usually see him.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:55 | 1427736 EscapeKey
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No, keep using it. Reminds me what a shit-eating grin Wall Street sellout he is. It's a little known fact that the picture in question was taken 3 seconds after he removed his face from Blainfein's ass.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:18 | 1427938 Cheesy Bastard
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Eww.  Is that why it's all brown?

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 19:56 | 1428147 Kali
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Cheesy Bastard, Oh no! you didnt!  Too funny.  I think since about 1976 or so, when i started waking up a little, I can't stand to watch any of these mofo potemkin presidents after about 4 weeks of campaigning, before they even get elected!  Face smash pic fo sho.  Keep it!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 20:12 | 1428177 Cheesy Bastard
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Oh yeah, I went there, Kali. :)

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 20:25 | 1428201 Kali
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I would expect no less : )  Mr Hanky humor!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:52 | 1427719 Lady Heather...UNCLE
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the man is an imposter, a fraud and a neophyte...and a Kenyan

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:54 | 1427730 Sudden Debt
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HE'S HAWAIIAN!!!!

 

DIDN'T YOU SEE THE LION KING???!!!

 

 

 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:00 | 1427758 small watcher
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Or maybe just the Lion King spoof the Anamaniacs did.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 21:40 | 1428368 Terminus C
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Actually, the Lion King is a modern rendition of Hamlet.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:53 | 1427728 EscapeKey
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He "doesn't believe in short term deals, which kick the can down the road"

Fucking LOL! His ENTIRE presidency has consisted of short term deal, but it's alright guys. Trust me! This time is different!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:57 | 1427745 Rynak
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I think, what he means to say is, that we shouldn't just "kick" the can, and instead make it a long distance deal.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 19:22 | 1428073 unununium
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What we need now is a wire-guided can bazooka.

 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:54 | 1427732 Atomizer
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Groupon Fiscal Policies.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:56 | 1427742 Jambo Mambo Bill
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CUTS? Right... BS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWt8hTayupE

Old video but still works

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:08 | 1427785 JW n FL
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Obama Loves Minorities!

just Like Bush Loved Minorities!!

the top 1% of 1% is a Minority! LULZ!!

 

Power to the Lobby Monies Bitchez!!!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:57 | 1427743 Franken_Stein
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At least they don't have those crappy microphones as in the House.

And the resolution isn't bad either.

Almost HD quality and a nice bandwidth, too.

 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:58 | 1428020 divide_by_zero
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Yeah but when Obama is on a good quality mic that damn annoying whistling 'S' at the end of words and especially his sentences comes thru loud and clear. Sounds like the old neighborhood pedaphile on Family Guy.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:56 | 1427744 JW n FL
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ALL of You 3rd World Citizens of the United Police States of America..

can take your dreams of Constitutional / Higher Law Implementation..

and drown in your tears of disappointment!

 

http://blogs.forbes.com/beltway/2011/02/14/intelligence-community-fears-u-s-manufacturing-decline/ 50,000 jobs a month since the year 2000.. have been moved off shore and to china.. and we Paid Corporations to Undermine the Tax Base??????????????????? We Paid Corporations to Undermine our own work force????????????????? This was good for America how?

 


http://www.banktech.com/articles/229700093?cid=nl_bnk_daily

Top U.S. Lobbying Banks Got Biggest Bailouts

 

1.    [PDF]

A Fistful of Dollars:Lobbying and the Financial Crisis; Financial ...

File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - View as HTML
A Fistful of Dollars: Lobbying and the Financial Crisis by. Deniz Igan ...
www.imf.org/external/np/res/seminars/2009/arc/pdf/Mishra1.pdf

 

 


Promise Broken rulings on the The Obameter http://static.politifact.com.s3.amazonaws.com/images/fill-lede-box.gif); border-bottom: #cccccc 3px solid; border-left: #cccccc 1px solid; padding-bottom: 10px; background-color: #e5e5e5; padding-left: 9px; padding-right: 9px; border-right: #cccccc 1px solid; padding-top: 10px;">
Increase the capital gains and dividends taxes for higher-income taxpayers

 

Increase capital gains and dividends taxes from 15 to 20 percent for those making more than $250,000 (couples) or $200,000 (single)

 

>> More

Expand the child and dependent care credit

 

Expand and make refundable the child and dependent care credit.

 

>> More

Create a foreclosure prevention fund for homeowners

 

Create a $10 billion fund to help homeowners refinance or sell their homes. "The Fund will not help speculators, people who bought vacation homes or people who falsely represented their incomes."

 

>> More

End income tax for seniors making less than $50,000

"Will eliminate all income taxation of seniors making less than $50,000 per year. This will eliminate taxes for 7 million seniors -- saving them an average of $1,400 a year-- and will also mean that 27 million seniors will not need to file an income tax return at all."

>> More

End no-bid contracts above $25,000

 

"Will ensure that federal contracts over $25,000 are competitively bid."

 

>> More

Repeal the Bush tax cuts for higher incomes

 

Repeal the Bush tax cuts for those making more than $250,000 (couples) or $200,000 (single)

 

>> More

Phase out exemptions and deductions for higher earners

 

Restore the phaseouts of personal exemptions and itemized deductions for those making more than $250,000 (couples) or $200,000 (single), with threshholds indexed for inflation.

 

>> More

Sign the Employee Free Choice Act, making it easier for workers to unionize

 

"Obama is a cosponsor and strong advocate of the Employee Free Choice Act (EFCA), a bipartisan effort to make the unionization process more transparent and increase penalties on companies that violate employee rights. He will sign EFCA into law as president."

 

>> More

Forbid companies in bankruptcy from giving executives bonuses

 

"Protect the jobs and benefits of workers and retirees when corporations file for bankruptcy by telling companies that they cannot issue bonuses for executives during bankruptcy while their workers watch their pensions disappear."

 

>> More

Allow workers to claim more in unpaid wages and benefits in bankruptcy court

 

"Increase the amount of unpaid wages and benefits workers can claim in bankruptcy court against their employer."

 

>> More

Allow imported prescription drugs

 

"Allow Americans to buy their medicines from other developed countries if the drugs are safe and prices are lower outside the U.S."

 

>> More

Mandate insurance coverage of autism treatment

 

"Will mandate insurance coverage of autism treatment and will also continue to work with parents, physicians, providers, researchers, and schools to create opportunities and effective solutions for people with ASD (autism spectrum disorders)."

 

>> More

Appoint federal-level coordinator to oversee all federal autism efforts

 

"They will appoint a Federal ASD Coordinator to oversee federal ASD research and federal efforts to improve awareness of ASD and improve the training of medical professionals to identify and treat ASD. By establishing one top-level point person to coordinate ASD efforts in the White House, they will ensure that ASD receives the recognition and priority it deserves in the federal government. The Federal ASD Coordinator will also be tasked with eliminating bureaucratic obstacles that may be delaying implementation of important ASD measures and ensuring that all federal ASD dollars are being spent in a manner that prioritizes results. The Coordinator will work with state task forces on ASD to ensure effective communication and collaboration among federal, state, and local agencies."

 

>> More

Direct the Secretary of Health and Human Services to conduct a comprehensive study of federal cancer initiatives

"As president, Barack Obama will immediately direct his Secretary of Health and Human Services, in collaboration with agency officials, academic researchers, cancer survivors and advocates for people with cancer, and state public health officials, to comprehensively examine the various cancer-related efforts of federal agencies, and provide recommendations to eliminate barriers to effective coordination across federal agencies and between the federal government and other stakeholders."

>> More

Create a National Commission on People with Disabilities, Employment, and Social Security

 

Create a national commission charged with "examining and proposing solutions to work disincentives in the SSDI, SSI, Medicare, and Medicaid," among other things.

 

>> More

Change federal rules so small businesses owned by people with disabilities can get preferential treatment for federal contracts.

 

"Barack Obama and Joe Biden would direct the Small Business Administration to amend regulations under the Small Business Act that provide preferences in federal contracting to small businesses owned by members of socially and economically disadvantaged groups to include individuals with disabilities."

 

>> More

Form international group to help Iraq refugees

 

"Will form an international working group to address" the problem of "more than five million Iraqis (who) are refugees or are displaced inside their own country."

 

>> More

Close the Guantanamo Bay Detention Center

 

"As president, Barack Obama will close the detention facility at Guantanamo."

 

>> More

Reinstate special envoy for the Americas

 

"In the past, American presidents have filled the position of special envoy to bring senior-level attention to hemispheric matters that might otherwise get buried in the normal diplomatic process. Unfortunately, the position was eliminated after the post was vacated in June of 2004. As president Barack Obama will reinstate the position."

 

>> More

Double the Peace Corps

 

"Barack Obama will double the Peace Corps to 16,000 by its 50th anniversary in 2011 and push Congress to fully fund this expansion, with a focus on Latin America and the Caribbean."

 

>> More

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Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:17 | 1427807 fuu
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Nice thread shit.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:23 | 1427817 JW n FL
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Obama is ALWAYS Truthful!!

just like Bush!!

Just like Clinton!!

just like Bush!!

just like Reagan!!

Just like... all the way back to Kennedy.. that womanizing man whore who did nothing but fuck Marilyn Monroe and chase skirt! That Liberal Needed to go!!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:11 | 1427920 Sudden Debt
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KENNEDY WAS A GREAT PRESIDENT!!

I've never seen a guy catch a bullet with his teeth like he did!

 

the fact that he didn't had dental insurance is what killed him... sad... real sad...

that guy had some good looking teeth...

 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:42 | 1427992 Rainman
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Kennedy was a coup. Tupac was assasinated....he had great teeth too. 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:59 | 1427753 statlawyer
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you all need to show more respect for our brilliant, man-child president, praise be his name

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:02 | 1427759 Caviar Emptor
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What the world needs now, is debt sweet debt

It's the only thing, that there's just too little of

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:21 | 1427813 Oh regional Indian
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CE, that comment deserves a Stiletto rating.

Deep!

ORI 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:03 | 1427763 Franken_Stein
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Soon you will all have to pay your bills with the Amero.

It's all in the playbook already.

Together with Mexicans and Canadians.

 

Just because the Rockefellers say so.

What a crock.

 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:14 | 1427801 JW n FL
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvf_vXrLZGs

Rockefeller Gets Farm Subsidies From Taxpayers

 


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5Xe_ATNWQQ

Al Bartlett on energy consumption versus population

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClqUcScwnn8

David Rockefeller speaks about population control.

 

Obama's Science Czar..

http://www.google.com/#sclient=psy&hl=en&source=hp&q=obama+science+czar+population+control&aq=1&aqi=g2g-v2g-sv1&aql=&oq=obama+science+czar&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.&fp=71c6c4af87148765&biw=1266&bih=575

 

http://vimeo.com/6475921 Control in Modern Times! Easier to Kill a Million People than Control a Million People in these modern politically awaken times. Revolution will come, will you be a spectator or will you help change your own future.. your children’s future, for the better?

 

Consider that 59% of Americans are receive some type of Goobermint Help.. and when that Help it taken away.. that 59% of Americans will be hungry.. Forced Austerity upon the poor and hungry so that the resources will last longer and the masses left will be easier to Rule / Serve! LOL!!!

 

Hungry, Armed Americans looking for food.. can NOT end well for the Country.. But Record Bonus Monies for Wall Street! and the sheep are asleep while this slow boil goes on!

 

Let the idiot brigade now begin describing how with no jobs that the poor pulling themselves up by their boot straps is helpful to ALL Americans!

 


 

***** “Over the last ten years, China has mounted the biggest challenge to the U.S. manufacturing sector ever seen, threatening producers of steel, chemicals, glass, paper, drugs and any number of other items with prices they cannot match. Not coincidentally, the United States has lost an average of 50,000 manufacturing jobs every month during the same period.” *****

http://blogs.forbes.com/beltway/2011/02/14/intelligence-community-fears-u-s-manufacturing-decline/

 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:07 | 1427776 carbonmutant
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The Obama campaign website was hacked on Tuesday and invited supporters to two fake anti-government events hosted by an unnamed "Commy Obama."

The 430-word message lists 21Rules for Politics

1. Politicians and other public servants lie," read the event description provided on the Obama campaign website. (Full screenshot here.) "2. Politicians tell you what you want to hear and offer to provide things for 'free' to get votes. 3. When government buys, the people pay."

http://washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/2011/07/hacked-obamas-campaign-website#ixzz1RGbdgnzD
Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:53 | 1428003 JW n FL
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+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:09 | 1427788 Misean
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Crap. That video plays, like, automagically when you load the page. I think I heard a few words before I cut it off. Gonna be a few hours before I recover.....

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:10 | 1427790 vegas
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Total POS.

I weep for people who believe anything this shill has to say

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:12 | 1427796 statlawyer
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barack hussein obama! mmmm mmmmmmm mmmm!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 19:38 | 1428116 Problem Is
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"Total POS."

What an eloquent yet concise assessment of the idiot that is
Obama Bin Lyin'...

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:17 | 1427802 DNB-sore
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Dear people,

reaching the debt ceiling gives us an unique chance to change. People have to save, in short and long term. It can take decades but we have to do it.
Change is what people are looking for and we care about you.

I know you are living in hardship, defaulting on mortgages, living on foodstamps and not getting medical care we promised you on the election-change

Hardship is not really bad and you can learn much suffering it. We want you to save. So living in a tent is not so bad when you are proud of suffering and it dramatically cuts down costs so you can save. Living on foodstamps is also cutting your costs. You can also cut into the education budget for your children. There is nothing wrong about this. You will get out strong on the long term.

We, as US citizens, can not default on our debt. That's not an option, but we cannot kick the can down the road.

So we have only one option, Cuts together with stimulating the economy and so our GDP.

 

We leave the dissection of these words to ZH and their readers to get a clue how to reach our targets, thanks in advance

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:20 | 1427810 Franken_Stein
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How far will this belt-tightening with the American people go ?

Does it mean that Lloyd B. and Jamie D. soon will commonly share one cardboard box under the bridge ?

 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:32 | 1427822 Rynak
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Rule #1 to reach anyone here: Don't expect them to care about useless stats like GDP at all.

Rule #2: Don't expect them to be willing to accept ANY cuts AT ALL, unless the root causes are addressed: Import/Export shism, the fed, the banking cartel, an overblown military, and buerocratic bloat.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:45 | 1427847 JW n FL
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by DNB-sore
on Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:17
#1427802

 

Dear people,

So we have only one option, Cuts together with stimulating the economy and so our GDP.

We leave the dissection of these words to ZH and their readers to get a clue how to reach our targets, thanks in advance.

***************************************************************

 

The only answer is to Prosecute the Systemic Treasonous Behavior of the Lobby, Lobby Whores and of course the AAA Rated Corporations that Own the Lobby and as well the Lobby Whores!

 

There need be NO CUTS! as the Top 1% of the Top Lobbying Corporations will be paying a Flat Tax like everyone else one the Round Up of Person(s) Guilty of Treason is complete.

 

Top 10 corporations which paid no taxes

Here is Sen. Sanders’ list of the 10 worst corporate income tax avoiders:

1) Exxon Mobil made $19 billion in profits in 2009. Exxon not only paid no federal income taxes, it actually received a $156 million rebate from the IRS, according to its SEC filings. (Source: Exxon Mobil’s 2009 shareholder report filed with the SEC here.)

2) Bank of America received a $1.9 billion tax refund from the IRS last year, although it made $4.4 billion in profits and received a bailout from the Federal Reserve and the Treasury Department of nearly $1 trillion. (Source: Forbes.com here, ProPublica here and Treasury here.)

3) General Electric made $26 billion in profits in the United States over the past five years and, thanks to clever use of loopholes, paid no taxes.(Source: Citizens for Tax Justice here and The New York Times here. Note: despite rumors to the contrary, the Times has stood by its story.)

4) Chevron received a $19 million refund from the IRS last year after it made $10 billion in profits in 2009. (Source: See 2009 Chevron annual report here. Note 15 on page FS-46 of this report shows a U.S. federal income tax liability of $128 million, but that it was able to defer $147 million for a U.S. federal income tax liability of negative $19 million.)

5) Boeing, which received a $30 billion contract from the Pentagon to build 179 airborne tankers, got a $124 million refund from the IRS last year. (Source: Paul Buchheit, professor, DePaul University, here and Citizens for Tax Justice here.)

6) Valero Energy, the 25th largest company in America with $68 billion in sales last year, received a $157 million tax refund check from the IRS and, over the past three years, received a $134 million tax break from the oil and gas manufacturing tax deduction. (Source: the company’s 2009 annual report, pg. 112, here.)

7) Goldman Sachs in 2008 only paid 1.1 percent of its income in taxes even though it earned a profit of $2.3 billion and received an almost $800 billion from the Federal Reserve and U.S. Treasury Department. (Source: Bloomberg News here, ProPublica here, Treasury Department here.)

8) Citigroup last year made more than $4 billion in profits but paid no federal income taxes. It received a $2.5 trillion bailout from the Federal Reserve and U.S. Treasury. (Source: Paul Buchheit, professor, DePaul University, here, ProPublica here, Treasury Department here.)

9) ConocoPhillips, the fifth largest oil company in the United States, made $16 billion in profits from 2006 through 2009, but received $451 million in tax breaks through the oil and gas manufacturing deduction. (Sources: Profits can be found here. The deduction can be found on the company’s 2010 SEC 10-K report to shareholders on 2009 finances, pg. 127, here.)

10) Carnival Cruise Lines made more than $11 billion in profits over the past five years, but its federal income tax rate during those years was just 1.1 percent. (Source: The New York Times here.)

http://www.greenpartywatch.org/2011/04/30/top-10-corporations-who-paid-no-taxes/

 

http://www.banktech.com/articles/229700093?cid=nl_bnk_daily

Top U.S. Lobbying Banks Got Biggest Bailouts

 

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A Fistful of Dollars:Lobbying and the Financial Crisis; Financial ...

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A Fistful of Dollars: Lobbying and the Financial Crisis by. Deniz Igan ...
www.imf.org/external/np/res/seminars/2009/arc/pdf/Mishra1.pdf

 

Rigged Market Capitalism & Propaganda within the U.S. by the U.S.  http://goo.gl/RtmEr PLUS! http://goo.gl/qH4dN PLUS!! http://goo.gl/Uzm3q

 

of course by dicussing this.. you are going to be stalked by the FBI (or other group of FEDS who would LOVE to land a nice cushy private security job after they milk "We the People" for 20 years of service to the rich.)


Have a Political View? Share this view on Twitter or Blog? **YOU!** are a Terrorist PER Homeland Security http://goo.gl/0YRnN See Link(s) and Official Report(s).

 

which is compliments of.. the Patriot Act.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5tB35le3w0

 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:22 | 1427816 RobotTrader
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The only thing I can think of to explain the market's strength is:

Some type of "Dream Team" for O'bummer's economic advisory staff:

- Jamie "Rubber Lips" Dimon

- Mark "Dismal" Zandi

- Diane "Lip Gloss" Swonk

- Larry "Crud"low

- Steve "Yeast"man

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 19:36 | 1428109 Problem Is
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Jamie "Rubber Lips" Dimon... LOL...

Who could <JUNK> that???

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 20:08 | 1428180 cosmictrainwreck
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hey, Diane is H-O-T. (disclaimer: don't know jack-shit about her politics or economics, but she's such a babe....)

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:31 | 1427831 JW n FL
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http://www.finalternatives.com/node/17280

 

Despite a run of unfavorable test results, Harbinger Capital Partners' wireless venture was able to raise hundreds of millions more as it struggles to demonstrate its system can work without disrupting global positioning systems.

 

The Federal Communications Commission has required that LightSquared cover 260 million people by 2016, targets the company has pledged to easily beat.

 

http://www.lightsquared.com/

 

High speed spying for ALL! Americans!! coming to a hand held device in your pocket very soon!

 

http://www.geekosystem.com/obama-high-speed-wireless-98-percent-americans/

9:03 am, January 26th, 2011

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:34 | 1427833 DNB-sore
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Troops are coming home, extra workforce. Hope they do not hang around and are being dropped into Libia or something. Time to boost US production, real consumer stuff. Time is also the thing the US does not have. The plan has to come.... from another planet. And so B.O'B can not take the blame

Tick, tack, tick...

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:48 | 1427849 Rynak
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And so B.O'B can not take the blame.

Of course not. After all, he hasn't used his term so far, to get the US beyond event horizon. The administration hasn't been complicit in it at all.

Right. If that is so, let the whole thing come down.... that way, at least no one can cowardly escape the consequences, instead of 99% taking the hit, so that a TBTF 1% can live happy ever after it has causes this mess. Let's remove all ejection seats for everyone, and see how "creative" and "fast" people get.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:54 | 1427870 JW n FL
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They will have plenty of work kicking in U.S. Citizens doors and routing out the insurgents who would see the Constitution Re-Instated with ALL in Washington D.C. rounded up for Treasonous Behaviors!

 

they will have to hold the poor back, from storming the Lobby Whores and demanding fair and equitable Taxes! just like with the British!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:37 | 1427839 Atlantis Consigliore
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Use guys,

 

forgoet he represents 51% that dont work, eat, constume on welfare,

food stamps, 47 Mio, foreclosed on 12 mio homes,

on relieft, welfare and medicare, medicaaid, or

earning income relief.  and he will win again.

You suckers paying 48% of the tax, you upper

5%, move away,  

 

Dey gonna spread you wide and f, you deep

 

and there are 70 m workers on health plans

cut off next...

 

wanna bet?

 

Spread the poverty, suckas

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:45 | 1427846 DNB-sore
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And what another article says, plunder the pensions. We had this shit 20 years ago because the funds had an unnecessary plus and could be used to re-finance the government. The Netherlands paved the way

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:51 | 1427859 ParaZite
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Am I the only person who wants to smack that f**king fake smile off of O's face every time I see it posted?

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 17:54 | 1427872 Smiley
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Who in the world actually believes anything that comes out of that Hack's mouth as true and verifiable fact?

 

That guy is nuthin but The Bernake's BITCH!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:02 | 1427889 digalert
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Don't forget the Bernank's a BITCH...

...in fact, they've got a whole circle jerk goin up there.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 19:33 | 1428100 Problem Is
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You can't have a circle jerk when they are all impotent... The Bernank, Timmay Jeethner, "Clueless Joe" Biden, Barry Soetoro... a room full of cheese dicks...

Michelle "I'll Kick Your Ass, Barry" Robinson-Soetoro is the only one there with a legitimate hard on...

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:05 | 1427905 Joe Sixpack
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Eloquently stated, Tyler!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:08 | 1427915 slaughterer
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Old Doug said: "That mug shot of Obama that Tyler uses still takes the bone out of my boner.   Creepy shit.  If I ever need to keep from shooting my wad, I just imagine that toothy smile of Obama on ZH, and I am cold as a reptile inside her."

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:12 | 1427916 John McCloy
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WH Press Corp: Mr. President will you be taking any questions today?

Teleprompter in Chief: Peace...byeetches...I got 18 holes waiting and were trying to figure out how to award Jamie Dimon the Tres. Sec position. Remember hope and change and all that good stuff...Republicans bad..tea bags, extremists and rich people evil..Im out.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:12 | 1427925 slaughterer
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Forget the Treasury: Jamie Dimon for President 2012 Dude!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:27 | 1427961 ebworthen
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Did I miss anything?

Had to go get bolts to fix the exhaust on my old pickup (not a Chevy - sorry GM dealers - you have my sympathy).

Zoom-zoom, my reliable Mazda, 18 years for the middle exhaust pipe before it got a hole, I'm satisfied.

What were we talking about again?

Did the teleprompter take over today?

I can't wait for someone to hack the teleprompter.

"We need to work constructively and meet in the aisles because the American people deserve it, now, I have the interests of the banks at heart as they are my strongest constituents and contributors so we...wait...ummm..there must be some mistake...there...on the screen..."

 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:29 | 1427965 Tipo anónimo
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Frontal lobotomy?  I'd go w/ tequila - you can still work the next day.  Although maybe subliminal messages from the TOTUS could interfere with your desire to contribute to world wealth prodution...

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:38 | 1427969 fonestar
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What we need is a real man to step up to the plate.  A man like
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:50 | 1427996 pelican
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I watched two federal employees discuss this in the metro. The first said "they are raiding the pension fund.". The other just had a look of a deer in the head lights.

It is nice to see something is getting through the DC sheltered bubble.

I have my retirement fund. Two dollars. When I cannot work any longer, I put that two dollar bullet in my head.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:59 | 1428024 ebworthen
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There will be so many deer in the headlights.

Having lived in the D.C. Metro area for 15 years I agree with you, it is a serious bubble zone. 

"blink, blink...stare...blink, blink"

BANG!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 18:52 | 1428001 Saxxon
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One other thing . . . President O wins his second term easily.  He is just too personable, too resonant.  So get used to his face.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 21:58 | 1428411 JW n FL
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nope.. I want a republican land slide..

 

I will tell you why.. the democrats had control and did not do shit with it except let the super rich pay no taxes and kick back to them subsidies..

 

let the republicans have it all.. (they already did have it all) but let them have it all again! and let the sheep see the same shit happen with the majority of republicans in control!

 

and as a bonus the republicans will continue to destroy the country just that much faster.. the only way to have smaller government is to destroy it all! fema camps here we go!! wooo!!! hoooo!!!!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 19:13 | 1428050 Raymond Reason
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So he mentions taking on spending in defense programs?  Hahaha! 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 19:17 | 1428061 mynhair
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Fuk, missed the Moron In Chief Daily Spew.  Any chance Liebowitz will cover it?

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 19:26 | 1428085 Problem Is
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"Perform a frontal lobotomy and watch live below."

Or... have the CIA perform ANOTHER frontal lobotomy on their Wall Street Puppet candidate Barry Soetoro....

We need one more unemployed person to turn this depression around... Obama Bin Lyin'...

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 20:44 | 1428232 NOPOMO
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The sight of Obama makes me want to kick his f*&king teeth in.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 20:54 | 1428251 Eireann go Brach
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Fuck off back to Kenya!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 21:08 | 1428282 TuesdayBen
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O sucks something awful, but his boy Timmah over at the IRS says I made a math error on my return and cut me a check for $1400 - got it today...!!! WoooooHoooooo

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