Watch The Teleprompter's Update On The "Status Of Efforts To Find A Balanced Approach To Deficit Reduction"

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Mon, 07/11/2011 - 10:59 | 1443761 Seasmoke
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oh boy, this is looking like a really bad day

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:33 | 1443816 nope-1004
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I loved it when he said:

"The average American is not concerned with the ins and outs of every Treasury auction, nor should they be.  That's what we're paid for."




In other words, "don't watch our ponzinomics at work.  We need to keep this ponzi going, so lets raise this debt ceiling and continue the idiocy of running a fake economy, based on nothing material, just shifting ledger amounts to falsify activity."



Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:35 | 1444023 augie
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Unconscionable, I had to turn it off. It's such a beautiful day today why spoil it? 

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:43 | 1444057 camaro68ss
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Im just so happy, i dont have to pay for my gas anymore, I dont have to pay for my food or my house anymore, If i vote for him and help him out, hes going to help me.

where does obama get his money

"his stash, obama stash, O-BAM-A!

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 12:02 | 1444157 walcott
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no shit! Hey don't pay attention to what the hell is going on peons.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 12:53 | 1444323 knukles
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Hell, they don't pay any attention what's going on either.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 12:02 | 1444158 walcott
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no shit! Hey don't pay attention to what the hell is going on peons.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:47 | 1444080 THE DORK OF CORK
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Enjoying watching this sequence of visuals & music with the background musings of the Great leader.


Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:01 | 1443763 Cognitive Dissonance
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What's the over/under on how late Obama will be for his 11 AM conference?

I say 13 minutes. If he played a round of golf this morning, 22 minutes.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:05 | 1443797 augie
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Is that the amount of time the focus groups have determined as affecting the greatest appearance of importance? We certainly cannot afford to have any of the men behind the curtain (or in this case teleprompter) revealed at such an important time lol. 

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:11 | 1443863 Cognitive Dissonance
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Christ, even my proctologist isn't running this late by 11AM.

And he's up to his elbows in assholes.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:15 | 1443879 augie
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i am speaking from ignorance here as i have no need of a proctologist yet, but from what i have heard, the doctor is only suppose to use one finger, the whole arm seems a bit excessive. Perhaps it's time for a new doctor? 

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:20 | 1443910 Cognitive Dissonance
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I'm an American. So the Hershey highway has been steadily widened by the Fed since 1913. You do the math. :)

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:29 | 1443985 augie
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lol touché my good man, touché. 

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:30 | 1443987 Whatta
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ewww. How am I supposed to eat my fudgsicle now? Thanks a lot.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 13:50 | 1444590 Don Keot
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You can imaine my surprise as I was told it would be a digital examination.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:09 | 1443840 BC6
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where is the bunghole in chief?


i'll take 47 minutes on the over

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:11 | 1443862 small watcher
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11 + 2 minute warning = 13.

Wow, I'm impressed.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 14:41 | 1444796 mr_T
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MobaMa ..... President for life....

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:13 | 1443875 Dr. Richard Head
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Perfect fucking line man.  13 minutes....what do you know?!?!?!  ANSWER ME!!!! haha

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:15 | 1443881 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I could see him not showing up at all.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:15 | 1443888 AlaricBalth
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On the nose!!! Good Call. 

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:16 | 1443890 Blano
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Damn CD you nailed it.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:23 | 1443936 Cognitive Dissonance
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I was a bookie during my tender youth. I make made money off the vig so I know how to set the spread and work the over/under.

BTW now I'm a broker. Same thing. :)

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:29 | 1443989 Blano
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Lol slipping the past tense in there.  : )

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:46 | 1444077 Cognitive Dissonance
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My lawyer has access to my ZH account and makes 'improvements' as she sees fit.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 13:23 | 1444453 dark pools of soros
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lol    can't wait till you are writing for the teleprompter for Tyler's prez run

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:30 | 1443996 trentusa
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Eddie Murphy in Trading Places: ya'll sound like a coupla bookies to me, so how do we make selves rich while putting them in poorhouse @ same? That is the question, 2b or not2b, to suffer the slings & arrows of an outrageous fortune, or-

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:35 | 1444024 ThirdCoastSurfer
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There's also Eddie Murphy in "The Distinguished Gentleman" that so perfectly exemplifies politics. 

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:31 | 1444007 francis_sawyer
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Reggie Valentine... Capricorn!

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:39 | 1444043 francis_sawyer
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Bottom line is... Y'all can go back to your jobs now... Nothing to see here... This isn't the BIG ONE... Weezy (er-um-'Elizabeth')

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 19:02 | 1445777 Stanley Lord
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Tender youth? You can not write!!! Who uses "tender" to describe youth? The only thing tender is your penis after the beatings it must suffer.

Your postings are childish if you have to include silly pictures to make a point.

Plus you lie about being a bookie.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:22 | 1443930 trentusa
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good one, CG. U'n Tyler keep it up. Its working. Smthng def happening.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:00 | 1443771 Internet Tough Guy
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Did you enjoy the gold smackdown just before 11am? How obvious.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:01 | 1443781 HITMAN56
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WTF was that in gold?

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:02 | 1443788 azusgm
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Check what was done to silver.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:04 | 1443800 Blano
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Yeah what happened??

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:17 | 1443898 DeadFred
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it held at the 20 dma. a good sign I think.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:17 | 1443900 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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PWGoFM needed a cash position to buy the bottom of equities when Dow hits 11,900.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 13:00 | 1444352 knukles
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JPM, HSBC,, doing their share God's work (Goldman's in other lines) ensuring that when He The Anointed Speaks, All Markets Must Follow (as in orders, just part of the Perceptions Management effort)
The Dollar and Treasuries Must Rally (America is good and on the right track, for He Shows Us The Way of Righteousness) stocks must fall (see what will befall us if it's Not Done According to Plan.)

Not too complex by my book....

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:04 | 1443801 nope-1004
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No kidding.  Look at silver, even more obvious.  This government is extremely desperate.

Glad I own something that is in direct conflict with, and goes agains, their policy actions.  They obviously can't have gold and silver break out and, since we all know governments are totally incompetent, they will try until total failure.


Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:00 | 1443777 Incubus
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Noise, noise, noise. 


Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:02 | 1443784 TruthInSunshine
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Obama to announce that Tiger Wood's is retiring?

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:06 | 1443815 Blano
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And maybe taking Timmay's place at Treasury??

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:10 | 1443846 TruthInSunshine
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Tiger would excel at the SEC from what I have heard.

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:14 | 1443878 francis_sawyer
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I came here for the Tiger Woods interview... Must be in the wrong room...

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:42 | 1444056 Ricky Bobby
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LOL  Hilarious!

Mon, 07/11/2011 - 11:02 | 1443787 caerus
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1550 is a bitch...

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