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Watch The Teleprompter's Update On The "Status Of Efforts To Find A Balanced Approach To Deficit Reduction"
This is getting bad. The market, like the good Pavlov dog it is, will start associating the president's now daily appearance with market plunges. Oh well. Some comedy relief nonetheless for those (the majority) that is not watching the Tiger address at the same time.
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oh boy, this is looking like a really bad day
I loved it when he said:
"The average American is not concerned with the ins and outs of every Treasury auction, nor should they be. That's what we're paid for."
LMFAO!!!!
In other words, "don't watch our ponzinomics at work. We need to keep this ponzi going, so lets raise this debt ceiling and continue the idiocy of running a fake economy, based on nothing material, just shifting ledger amounts to falsify activity."
Hilarious.
Unconscionable, I had to turn it off. It's such a beautiful day today why spoil it?
O-BAM-A, O-BAM-A, O-BAM-A
Im just so happy, i dont have to pay for my gas anymore, I dont have to pay for my food or my house anymore, If i vote for him and help him out, hes going to help me.
where does obama get his money
"his stash, obama stash, O-BAM-A!
no shit! Hey don't pay attention to what the hell is going on peons.
Hell, they don't pay any attention what's going on either.
no shit! Hey don't pay attention to what the hell is going on peons.
Enjoying watching this sequence of visuals & music with the background musings of the Great leader.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGloeX1SpAU
What's the over/under on how late Obama will be for his 11 AM conference?
I say 13 minutes. If he played a round of golf this morning, 22 minutes.
Is that the amount of time the focus groups have determined as affecting the greatest appearance of importance? We certainly cannot afford to have any of the men behind the curtain (or in this case teleprompter) revealed at such an important time lol.
Christ, even my proctologist isn't running this late by 11AM.
And he's up to his elbows in assholes.
i am speaking from ignorance here as i have no need of a proctologist yet, but from what i have heard, the doctor is only suppose to use one finger, the whole arm seems a bit excessive. Perhaps it's time for a new doctor?
I'm an American. So the Hershey highway has been steadily widened by the Fed since 1913. You do the math. :)
lol touché my good man, touché.
ewww. How am I supposed to eat my fudgsicle now? Thanks a lot.
You can imaine my surprise as I was told it would be a digital examination.
where is the bunghole in chief?
i'll take 47 minutes on the over
11 + 2 minute warning = 13.
Wow, I'm impressed.
MobaMa ..... President for life....
Perfect fucking line man. 13 minutes....what do you know?!?!?! ANSWER ME!!!! haha
I could see him not showing up at all.
On the nose!!! Good Call.
Damn CD you nailed it.
I was a bookie during my tender youth. I make made money off the vig so I know how to set the spread and work the over/under.
BTW now I'm a broker. Same thing. :)
Lol slipping the past tense in there. : )
My lawyer has access to my ZH account and makes 'improvements' as she sees fit.
lol can't wait till you are writing for the teleprompter for Tyler's prez run
Eddie Murphy in Trading Places: ya'll sound like a coupla bookies to me, so how do we make selves rich while putting them in poorhouse @ same? That is the question, 2b or not2b, to suffer the slings & arrows of an outrageous fortune, or-
There's also Eddie Murphy in "The Distinguished Gentleman" that so perfectly exemplifies politics.
Reggie Valentine... Capricorn!
Bottom line is... Y'all can go back to your jobs now... Nothing to see here... This isn't the BIG ONE... Weezy (er-um-'Elizabeth')
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcg1SOad7Z8
Tender youth? You can not write!!! Who uses "tender" to describe youth? The only thing tender is your penis after the beatings it must suffer.
Your postings are childish if you have to include silly pictures to make a point.
Plus you lie about being a bookie.
good one, CG. U'n Tyler keep it up. Its working. Smthng def happening.
Did you enjoy the gold smackdown just before 11am? How obvious.
WTF was that in gold?
Check what was done to silver.
Yeah what happened??
it held at the 20 dma. a good sign I think.
PWGoFM needed a cash position to buy the bottom of equities when Dow hits 11,900.
JPM, HSBC, et.al, doing their share God's work (Goldman's in other lines) ensuring that when He The Anointed Speaks, All Markets Must Follow (as in orders, just part of the Perceptions Management effort)
The Dollar and Treasuries Must Rally (America is good and on the right track, for He Shows Us The Way of Righteousness) stocks must fall (see what will befall us if it's Not Done According to Plan.)
Not too complex by my book....
No kidding. Look at silver, even more obvious. This government is extremely desperate.
Glad I own something that is in direct conflict with, and goes agains, their policy actions. They obviously can't have gold and silver break out and, since we all know governments are totally incompetent, they will try until total failure.
Noise, noise, noise.
LOUD NOISES - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOC-hDULX1c&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5iCKMkYKgs
Obama to announce that Tiger Wood's is retiring?
And maybe taking Timmay's place at Treasury??
Tiger would excel at the SEC from what I have heard.
I came here for the Tiger Woods interview... Must be in the wrong room...
LOL Hilarious!
1550 is a bitch...
The snake is beginning to eat its tail....
+1
Wait, this is a barber shop quartet performance?
Goldscum/PimPco groupies: assume the position -- 5-yr. augers down 11bps to 1.47%.
This will be Obama's speech:
FELLOW AMERICANS,
I've got some good new and I've got some less good news.
Let's start with the fucked up news first... My dog ate my homework and Michel didn't want to blow me this morning.
and for the rest...
taxes will go up 10% on everything and we're broke.
SEE YA! GOTTA CATCH MY PLANE TO THE CAYMANS!
anthony weiner made more sense
Funny sudden... I would add that the Wookie didn't shave, and he didnt want his "Bat wings" rubbed raw, as he is going to do some squirming...
Spew Fest!
Beer & popcorn, any one?
PS, Bush did it.
I just love the Obama face LOL almost beats the deer in the head light pic
obamao had a better dentist on the gvt tab of course, only diff.....
p.s. the deer at least has enough sense to know it's in over it's head.
8:07 - 5 assholes I've never seen before TXTing in front of America.
will this fakeitude shit finally end? disgusting.
Our community organizer's biggest job is to sound relevant...
Who are the people standing at the front?
Self-important journalists?
how late will the TOTUS be today?
Chuck Todd is such a tool
Is this a blackberry demonstration video?
Over/Under - Oba-Mao will be 10 minutes late to this presser
Me: Over by 5
Does 'a day late and a dollar short' fit here?
Math question:
Obama is 1.4 trillion short.
At what year/day/hour will he appear on television.
Type answer here => ________
Lol, i've been thinking exactly that this morning.... "Whenever O or Ben do a speech, the market goes down".
Maybe 'a day late and a few trillion short' is more fitting?
Save money!
Cut off Moochelle's french fry allowance.
They should open this charade with a nice ventriloquist act or something...err wait that's the main act i forgot...
i trust obama
As do I, basking in the warm glow of hope, wishing ill of the haters.
The Republicans are what they are, but they are the only Republicans we have. Time to grow a pair. Ask Hillary or Sheila how it's done.
Obummer is dog meat. Soon, he won't be able to go to a Black church without getting told the truth and spit on. It's over, Dude. Your sorry ass has been fired!
Right... bring on Bachman... she'll have this mess fixed up in a month.
The Tea Party controlled GOP is being run by the corporations and for the corporations (with a little wacco right wing religion on the side). I mean really... you're actually comfortable lining up behind Bachman, Boehner, and Canter?
"candy asses & jesus freaks"!
James Coburn - Afflicted
If Bachmann is the hard-core Christian that she claims, does this mean she subscribes to the Christian doctrine that wives should be subservient to their husbands? If elected, does this mean her husband will actually be calling the shots in the White House, per Biblical orders (Ephesians 5:21-32)?
Last week, Bachmann signed a pledge to ban pornography. If Bachmann is elected, will porn become outlawed? Christians are so funny....
http://blogs.abcnews.com/thenote/2011/07/bachmann-signs-pledge-for-ban-o...
- Max Fischer, Civis Mundi
max, the banning of pornography would effect you How? we all want to know.
if we went back to the days when the skin mags were hidden behind the counter and blue movies ah dvd's were kept there as well it might not be so bad for our society of course the internet would suffer,,too bad.LOL
Pretty weak overmed... how about the over the top hypocracy (and inconsitancy) of her government managed positions on social issues, while claiming less government is the solution to all problems, and the core of her leadership principles?
This is just another example of Tea Party hypocrisy, and few politicians exemplify it better than Bachmann.
She (and her constituents) are so quick to jump on their soapboxes and rant about liberty and freedom from government control....except, EXCEPT, if it conflicts with their own wallet or personal beliefs. Then, they want the exact opposite: specific government regulations to protect their government checks and Christian ideologies. It's pure hypocrisy.
Tea Party goons are only critical of government spending and government regulation if it doesn't directly benefit them financially or coincide with their particular, narrow-minded social beliefs.
In rhetoric, Tea Partiers are fanatical about wanting the government out of their lives. In reality, they're perfectly fine with government restrictions on our freedom so long as it furthers their evangelical Christian ideology - like banning porn, or banning gay marriage or meddling in abortion isses. Or whatever the controversy du jour is.
This is why the Tea Party is so full of shit, and no different than any other political group fighting for their specific interests.
- Max Fischer, Civis Mundi
Looks like NBC is running the Show ...
Meanwhile.....
Ultraman visits evacuation center
A popular TV character visited an evacuation center in the disaster-hit Fukushima Prefecture to cheer up families and children on Sunday.
The late Eiji Tsuburaya, who invented Ultraman, was from Sukagawa City in the prefecture. Staff from his Tokyo-based production firm visited the facility in Koriyama City 45 years after the character made his TV debut.
A boy who evacuated from Tomioka Town says it was fun to meet Ultraman, and he likes the way he attacks his enemies.
The boy's 36-year-old mother says she is happy, as the evacuation center does not have a place where children can play.
Monday, July 11, 2011 01:01 +0900 (JST)
The last 7.1 was described as an aftershock. I guess the next 9.5 will be as well.
Installing those security updates into the President seems to have gone smoothly today. Only about 15 min late.
Somebody. please. Throw a fucking shoe.
+1000
it's HIP WADER time now................
Steel-toed.
My money is on Tyler's prediction that all this drama will end in no spending cuts, no tax increase but a $2.5 trillion increase in the debt limit. Victory for All!
#tri-winning!
Kick ze can. Ze problem, she is sol-ved.
Hercule Poirot
If there are no sepnding cuts and no tax increase, the rating agencies will downgrade US debt within 5 minutes of the announcement. The debt ceiling event is a LOSE-LOSE for the US gov.
Of course it requires ancillary changes... such as disregarding the rating agencies... and letting financial institutions, for example, have wider discretion with their investments... so long as they're with uncle sugar.
I know, don't get hopes up...90% prob 2.5 tril debt incr. w/ no taxes, just like Greece. Still, @ this least we'll have hopefully vigorous unscripted debate on the floor of House/Senate. Got2watch CSpan if you want to know what really happened must understand origins. Might as well just turn CNBC off. Scary how long takes to learn that once actually in markets doing real trading stocks options whatever futures, tax lien credit default swap contracts etc.
what ... no shout-outs?
Ladies and gentlemen, last night Michelle allowed me to fuck her in the ass, and I thought that would be a nice seque into what I'm about to talk to you about today.
See, the American people are resilient, and have been fucked in the ass for some time and I fully expect that to continue.
"I've been hearing from my Republican friends....???"
If his lips are moving he's lying. It's a good rule to remember.
I think that would be Timmy, the one balled, has been, once was, wannabe.
Yeah but all his republican friends are all dead which means he is hearing voices in his head.
What an arrogant bastard... 14 minutes fucking late!!
You know, reading the comments here is much easier on my blood pressure than actually listening to the POS spew his lies. I get an occasional chuckle as well.
SHUT THE FUCK UP OBAMA YOU CLOWN
"We want to give our taxpayers more bang for the buck..."
AMERICA, HOME OF THE BIG DEAL!
SSSSH! He is explaining how to negotiate. I'm on the edge of my seat here.
http://rosenthalcapital.com/blog/2011/07/credit-watch-equity-markets-headed-lower-as-credit-swoons/
Credit Update: Equity Markets Headed Lower As Credit Swoons @Kick that can DEEP damn you. No more of this 6 months shit.
"Resolve this issue" means kick the can down the road until after the 2012 election.
Austerity Bitchez!!!
"Eat our peas" bitches!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH1PJTY9AVA
Silver took a hit during the last hour - down to $35.45/oz from $37/oz.
I wonder how all of the "smartest guy in the room" people are feeling about him now?
Only journalcysts fall for this crap.
Oh God the corporate jet owner shit again.
I had no idea these jet owners were the cause of all the problems facing the country.
This guy sounds like a broken record.
The left's corollary to the Cadillac-driving welfare queen.
"I'm prepared to alienate the people who elected me..."
as ALWAYS with this lead from behind loser, TOO FUKIN LATE!
even those clowns know the score by now.
Blame the oil companies and jet owners!
pablumus extraordinarii
How do I blame thee? Let me count the ways...
we will never raise taxes. read my lips...........
It depends on the definition of "never." Apparently, never only meant not this year.
Somewhere in New England, Stephen King just put a copy of Cujo through a tv.
lettin'... gettin'... workin'... sayin'...
Why can't politicians say fucking ing?!
Keepin' th' base happy. Uh-huh. Yes. Mhnh.
"I have bent over backwards..."
Being gay he loves bending over backwards
Show us your fucking budget first! Where's the BUDGET?
the problem is, that we have gridlock. can't we all just get along. its those wascally republicrats.......they are at fault......
I didnt know the US owned any hiways.
I have bent over backwards to work with my Republican friends...
(If this don't work it's not my fault.)
Yep and the American people bend over forward and get ass fisted daily up to the elbow by these assclowns and banker fuck faces.
Daily.
Now just what sticks up in the air when a male bends over backwards?
Suck it, "friends."
Isn't election season fun?
In other news:
TEVA shares stage sharp recovery as their anti-nausea drug flies off shelves.
New phrase: "Professional Politicians"
Dad, when I grow up I want to be a...
Yo Professional Politicians will do da right thin` , wOrd!
When do we get a camera angle from behind the podium to see just how many hands this sock puppet has up its ass?
We shouldn't pay attention to what the Treasury is doing? And let the "Professional Politicians" take care of it? Are you kidding me? Did Mr. O just say that for real?
Yeah that's for reals shrtnotgold. Apparently we here at ZH should be worried about "other stuff" in our daily lives....
Hear that, he says average citizen does want to know shit about treasury destroying your wealth.
Hush little baby, don't you cry.
We're gonna kill you, but don't ask why.
Yeah, the debt and loss of liberty of my children because of it shouldn't matter to me. All hail Obama!
leaner and meaner biatchez