Water, Meet Blood - JP Morgan Admits To, Reduces Massive Silver Short Position, Proves Millions Of Conspiracy Theorists Correct

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ZeroPower's picture

Not really.

Since JPM has been reducing their short position over the previous last weeks, that could possibly explain the various intra-day surges in price which were never seen before in silver. I hope this makes sense to you silver-bugs.

Tyler Durden's picture

Please point us to the 8K or 13D that confirms this. Oh wait, speculation is what gets you branded a conspiracy theorist until proven correct, right?

nope-1004's picture

Of course, the latter is pure and total bullshit:

Totally!  Nothing but a PR stunt by the bank to try to ease the onslaught.

They basically have released one heck of a confession, though.  Would make a good epitaph after they crumble to show the world how much these crooks lie.


justbuygold's picture

Agreed,  a desperate PR stunt to make traders think that they have covered most of it and were the reason for the runup in price. Therefore they are imlying prices will now fall.   Trsut me , there is now way they cold have possibly covered 200 MM +  ounces of silver without a substatial drop in open interest.  Open interest is at a new record.    More lies from JPM  ....they must be REALLY REALLY desperate right now to try this stunt.

Hansel's picture

Mish's post from a few days ago:

Investors Hold Biggest Commodity Positions On Record; Viral Nonsense About Silver

Emails and videos regarding silver are going viral. There is no evidence to support the theory that JPM will be forced to cover silver futures no matter how high the price of silver goes.

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jus_lite_reading's picture

Ouch. Brutally honest. Brutally painful for the frauds...

AUD's picture

Normally I don't have alot of time for Mish but in this case I think he's right.

JP Morgan may well have a large short position in silver futures but also being a large bank they may have a large amount of silver deposited with them & be hedging for their clients position. JP Morgan may not give a toss whether the $ price goes up or down, they are just providng a service for their clients.

And nobody has any fucking idea how much silver actually exists.

AUD's picture

And I'll add, since when does ZeroHedge take reports in the Financial Times as gospel?


tmosley's picture

You just keep thinking that.  Makes it easier for those of us who see what is going on.

We use 40% more silver than we mine, and the only government that has any significant amount stockpiled any longer is China.

Hephasteus's picture

Wow you pay Mish for one fucking speach to Google and let him visit the white house and he just turns into unfixable type of retarded.

GoinFawr's picture

Is it just me or did I miss the part in Mish's piece (or any of his articles on this matter for that matter) where he referred to the ongoing legal action regarding Jape-E-Morgan, or commented on the actions' obvious relevance to the entire subject of silver price manipulation?

oh wait, I think I just found something, from http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com/2010/12/still-more-hype-regarding-silver-just.html

"If someone can prove JPMorgan is not hedged and is indeed getting killed in these markets, I reserve the right to change my opinion"

If there is more, and I missed it, please feel free to correct me, otherwise...

Mentaliusanything's picture

Thermonuclear ! Yes that would burn the bastards.
In the wild, an animal that fears death goes "frozen" and Fauns death.

Now is the time to, as they do in the Wild, grab the throat and clamp down hard, never relenting until they truly go limp. That will be the end. Never let go, until you feel the death rattle through the teeth. 

Get the blood rush and clamp down.   

Dingleberry Jones's picture

Good stuff. Make a lot of sense.

akenathon's picture

I agree with you - no way they could have covered this like this - To me they have added even more short but by saying they covered they hope to see prices falling.

Now the time has come to srously slaughter them!!

Also for silver bugs...you have half of the hedge funds which are long Gold/Silver ratio at those levels and failure to hold the 45 level would wipe out few billions from JPM and Hedge Funds in just one trading day as no one will sell any silver anymore...


dehdhed's picture

maybe they've covered some but the more serious problem i think they're trying to avoid is the shortage of silver.   they've probably robbed allocated vaults, and if those holders discover that, they are up a shit-creek without a paddle.

in other words, they've probably covered/delivered with other people's silver and still need to replace that.   if the futures market collapses because there's a run on physical, they will get destroyed.  plus the whole reason and method of price supression goes up in smoke.   no futures market credibility means more transactions go directly to physical and bypasses the paper .. which spills over to gold too

they've got bigger problems than covering their paper shorts.  i sincerely feel sorry for anyone who hasn't any physical.

i'm gonna keep-a-stackin'

jus_lite_reading's picture

The end is near... for JPM and BofA- the two largest fraudulent operations on the planet. Worse than communist Chinese gov't propaganda. A million times worse than Water Gate.  Infinitely worse than Bernie Made-off's pon... see, it's the way the system was manipulated!


Wackzingo's picture

I hope it works and the price drops...at least temporarily because I want to buy more.

dehdhed's picture

if all you want to buy is the paper, then in your case it already worked.   they want to distract from the truth about physical shortage.

instead of thinking about buying MORE paper for just a couple bucks cheaper, you should think in terms of when you can't buy physical ANY MORE.  at least not unless there is much higher prices.  there will be some who let go of it at higher prices, but there will be others standing in line to buy it.  it's that line of buyers they want to make sure nobody sees.

it's a sad truth, instead of advising it's citizens to buy gold and silver,  the citizens of the reserve currency, or any other failing currency,  get stuck holding the bag through lies and deception.

let's assume they stand to lose $100 billion covering paper shorts, that's easy if the fed has back-stopped their actions.  the problem arises if and when the paper ponzi scheme with futures and etf's goes up in smoke. they can't print more silver.   even if they could ramp the production, reserves just get depleted faster.  soon, the price of silver will be based  on both above ground supplies and in the ground reserves, and not just how fast traders can play hot potato with paper silver.

they've got to protect the paper market at all costs.

doggings's picture

Totally!  Nothing but a PR stunt by the bank to try to ease the onslaught.

I concur, here's the visual representation of events..

"Brave Sir Robin ran away.." :)


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My father owned a bank, so I own a bank. -John Pierpont Morgan

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Fuck yo couch, 'Merica!

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"Fuck your couch, Niggar"

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Al Gorerhythm's picture

You are all idiots! 

Johnny Bravo.

Andrew G's picture

"Let's get physical" - Olivia Newton John

cowdiddly's picture

"Somebodies been eating My Porridge" The Three Bears speaking of GOLDiLoCks

Hephasteus's picture

I'm in your first derivative fucking your second derivatives in the ear.

Max Keiser should say this.

FEDbuster's picture

Which part of "To Big To Fail" don't you guys understand? As much as I would like to see Jamie Dimon hanging from a dog leash, it isn't going to happen. The Ben Bernank will find a way to bail out his bankster bosses no matter what kinda of shit the get caught up in.

Silver is just a pimple on an elephant's ass compared to derivatives.

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Which part of 'the dollar is a made up piece of paper with no intrinsic value' don't you understand?

And derivatives are hedged based on the suppression of silver prices!

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"Eurozone would not survive its first economic crisis." - Milton Friedman
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I will promise you this, the first thing I will do as President will be to end this war [in Afgahnistan].  You can take that to the bank!

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Spalding_Smailes's picture

Time to circle the wagons. Short S&P - insurance/bet = cheap. VXZ

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Big monie standing behind the dollar at the top of the stairs....woops, the dollar fell down the stairs.