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Goldman now anticipates an S&P peak of 1,300 intrayear which is somehow equivalent to a 15x EPS. Of course, that makes sense if one believes Goldman's 2010 S&P EPS of $86 ex provisions and writedowns. Somewhere David Rosenberg is vomiting loudly.

 

 

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Fri, 01/08/2010 - 19:43 | 187767 Selah
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"Daddy, what is the appropriate P/E multiple for the S&P 500?"

"Why, son, it's whatever the Gov, ahhh, Goldman Sachs, says it should be!"

 

 

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 20:01 | 187778 Hephasteus
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Believe it, conceive it, achieve it.

Crush anyone who fights it with make believe money.

This will totally work.

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 20:04 | 187781 VegasBD
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Might be a good tell. Like $200/oil call. Course too scared to short anything with the fed's helicopter doing what it does best.

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 20:07 | 187783 Anonymous
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Somewhere David Rosenberg is vomiting loudly.

lmao....

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 15:42 | 188582 Anonymous
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LMAO too.

Not if but when. Rosenberg is a stud.

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 20:09 | 187786 Rainman
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A 13.7 multiple for the S&P at year end makes sense.

Earnings tumble, prices tumble even more. Everything lines up.

 

 

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 20:15 | 187793 john_connor
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lmao.

SELL ALL RIPS FROM HERE ON OUT.

 

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 12:28 | 188403 Anonymous
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Yep. I think very good chance we are (finally) at the top.

SPX 1145 = 61.8% from the secondary high.

This is where we stopped in April 1930. Re-run would be quite appropriate for the second great depression.

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 20:21 | 187798 deadhead
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analagous to the Move Your Money campaign by Arianna Huffington and Chris Whalen's firm, maybe the ZH community should start a "sell your stocks before you get reamed again" campaign for the little guys out there.

 

 

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 13:06 | 188443 johngaltfla
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Amen deadhead. Sadly, most little guys have their "stock" investments tied to 401K's, mutual funds, and IRAs and have no clue just how bad those fund managers, by and large, ream them each quarter. Until everyone flees to safety, the message will not be received. The ZH blog has been warning, writing and advising people about HFT since day one but few understood the message of market manipulation outside of the group that reads and posts here on a regular basis. When the day arrives that the sheeple comprehend that 40-60% of the daily volume is simply computers trading with computers between the houses and no real investment initiatives or trading is happening as the world has lost faith in our markets, that day will mark the end of a lot of the games being played. Until then, they will continue to rape the average investor every chance they get.

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 22:20 | 188854 Screwball
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I can't find it now, but today I read a headline that said the campaign wasn't working.  I didn't read the article so I don't know how accurate it might be.  I wish someone other than HP would have started this.  There are many who hate her with a passion and would never consider reading it.  Too bad, she's right on this one.

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 14:23 | 189207 deadhead
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I wish someone other than HP would have started this.  There are many who hate her with a passion

The interesting thing about this is that HuffPo is ground zero for the House of Obama worshippers, no question about it.  They now understand that their guy is just another sock puppet for the wall street gang and they are very, very pissed; Barry and Rahm know this very well and are concerned about it deeply. So far, Obama has done a little jawboning but his group has seen through that and realize he is blowing smoke and the wall streeters are still running the show. The day is coming soon where Barry and Rahm have to make a decision between the wall streeters and their base....

As to the Move Your Money campaign, the HuffPo folks are moving their accounts (i've no idea of the number, but the fact that the campaign is getting more and more ink scares bankers big time i.e. core deposits, core customers, etc) and certainly their anger, as well as those of us on the other side who are upset about the wall st/Fed complex, is growing and has been pretty high since post lehman, TARP initiation days.

 

 

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 18:00 | 189344 Pat Hand
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HuffPo is no longer an Obama cheerleader site.  The so-called "progressives" think that Obama has shown that he's not really a lefty.  He's shown that for a long time, at least since his refusal to cater to the left as editor of Harvard Law Review.  It's too bad that he's looking like a corporatist, though, selling out to big Pharma, and his lefty side is selling out to big labor.   The oligarchy is pretty well entrenched, my friends.

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 20:27 | 187801 Racer
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Didn't GS anticipate a much lower end of year close to 2009??

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 21:02 | 187833 Careless Whisper
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As far as I'm concerned anything with GoldmanSachs on the letterhead is complete trash and is about as believable as its disclaimers.

GoldmanSachs is:

a) an investment bank

b) a commercial bank that makes loans to the general public

c) a Cayman Islands based hedge fund that has an effective U.S. income tax rate of 1%

Anyone?

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 21:40 | 187877 Anonymous
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1060

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 20:27 | 187802 Anonymous
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+100000000 Dead Head

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 20:40 | 187808 Anonymous
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Racer,
I'm not 100% sure, but I seem to recall GS saying 1200 2010 year end for S & P.

DavidC

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 20:49 | 187819 Anonymous
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I have been shorting since November maintaining a 50L/50S bias. Am moving to a 0L/100S bias by the end of the year !!
Thanks BB & GS !!

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 20:56 | 187823 Howard_Beale
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Rainbows and unicorns...yippee!

Just wait for the lions and tigers and BEARS.

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 22:35 | 187931 wackyquacker
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let's see......09 performance GS v ZH. Hmmm....I listened to ZH in 09 and my ass is currently in the palm of my hand....now let's see, do I have any $ left to vote the GS way in 10?

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 23:01 | 187959 Ned Zeppelin
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Where does it say ZH provides investment advice? I thought it just provided information and a healthy supply of truthiness.  Truth and the behaviors of the markets, especially behaviors in the massively distorting force fields of interference and self-direction by the government-corporate elite combine, are inapposite.

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 23:37 | 188003 wackyquacker
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isn't that what this is all (mostly) about?....figure out where it's going, stake your claim then buy or sell when everyone else shows up? a couple of manifesto bullets seem to position The Zero as a purveyor of unique and valuable info for the pro (not me). Of course it's not advice ;) ;). 

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 02:24 | 188122 Anonymous
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I think people read what they want to. I know I gravitate toward the inflationist and gold articles, but I wouldn't blame ZH just because I chose to act on the information I believed to be more correct.

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 11:00 | 188322 deadhead
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wacky.  ZH does not give investment advice.  It is possible that a recommendation was made in very early 09 when the blog was in its infancy and there were only a couple of pinheads like me around.  Since then, i've yet to see any investment advice and I have read over 99% of the posts on this site.

 

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 11:43 | 188358 wackyquacker
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dh- in the truest since of the phrase, 'give investment advice',  I agree. I do get that, among other things, The Zero is attempting to paint a 'truer' perspective of our (shared) economic reality, regardless of motivation (I am trending suspicious). As Ned instructs me, behavior (GS) and truth (The Zero) are not one. But if behavior is the actual outcome, is it not the truth? Is time the only arbiter of the two? It seems, then, as a novice 'investor' (dope w/no hope), I should try to divine only behavior, truth be damned?

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 20:36 | 188804 deadhead
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But if behavior is the actual outcome, is it not the truth?

Might be a bit more philosophy than my pay grade.  That said, in a role of a novice investor, or an experienced one for that matter, the truth has little to nothing to do with movements of markets.

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 12:50 | 189147 wackyquacker
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what does, then?

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 14:26 | 189208 deadhead
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what does, then?

nobody on earth has ever figured out that answer completely but they try every single day to find it.

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 11:19 | 188339 David449420
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From everything I have heard on ZH these past months, it is clear that you no longer INVEST in the stock market.  You GAMBLE in the stock market.

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 20:58 | 187827 God
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Excess of meats bringeth sickness.

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 21:03 | 187834 EconomicDisconnect
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Why not S&P 2000, whats the difference at this point. 

From "Wargames":

David Lightman: Is it a game... or is it real?
Joshua: What's the difference?
David: Oh wow.

 

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 21:06 | 187840 Hephasteus
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And this post is probably more profound than you can imagine at this point. ;)

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 04:04 | 188188 MsCreant
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In line with your comment,

Kids spend a lot of time online finding the "cheats" for the various videogames they play. One could just play and discover, couldn't they? But then, why do they put "cheats" out there to be found?

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 21:13 | 187850 EconomicDisconnect
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I think Peter Beagle wrote that all the Unicorns were driven into the Sea.

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 21:27 | 187862 deadhead
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these phucking guys just don't quit the equity ponzi scheme.

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 21:46 | 187883 Anonymous
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Let's all walk to the light. It won't hurt as long as you don't think.

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 21:57 | 187893 Anonymous
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NPR is reporting that the 2.3 billion Green Energy stimulus announced this afternoon will create 17,000 new jobs, is my math correct to say this is $135,294.11 per job?

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 15:05 | 188540 Anonymous
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That would be correct according to Kudlow, who beat it to death last night on his show. Are you saying that is high, low, are about right? Or are you making any kind of judgment call at all? Seems to me that is about the average gubmint employee pay rate according to the latest stats. How much would be an acceptable expenditure to create a job? Some think that $12.50 is too much. Quoting a number like $135,294.11 out of context leads the lumpenproletariat to think that all the money is going into some employee's pocket -- period. It does not take into consideration any collateral expenditures or other financial ramifications. Well, anyhow, I'm just sayin' it ain't that simple.

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 15:09 | 188545 RockyRacoon
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That would be correct according to Kudlow, who beat it to death last night on his show.  Are you saying that is high, low, are about right?  Or are you making any kind of judgment call at all?  Seems to me that is about the average gubmint employee pay rate according to the latest stats.  How much would be an acceptable expenditure to create a job?  Some think that $12.50 is too much.  Quoting a number like $135,294.11 out of context leads the lumpenproletariat to think that all the money is going into some employee's pocket -- period.  It does not take into consideration any collateral expenditures or other financial ramifications.  Well, anyhow, I'm just sayin' it ain't that simple.

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 17:02 | 188661 RockyRacoon
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Weird re-post of the same thing -- is that what happens when not logged-in?

Strange....

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 18:59 | 188744 Screwball
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Cool, may I have one please?

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 22:21 | 187919 Anonymous
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When the Vampire Squid speaks, I think it behooves us to listen!

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 22:27 | 187923 johnny9iron
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"...and they say that black is really white/ the moon is just the sun at night/ and when you walk in golden halls, you get to keep the gold that falls/ its heavan and hell, oh well. Fool, fool, fool."  --Black Sabbath

Fri, 01/08/2010 - 23:16 | 187978 Anonymous
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Uh, last I checked S&P500 paid >2% divs every year for the last ten. And cash on company balance shts is at all-time highs. Where's the ponzi scheme?

Q4 and Q1 earnings will (further) show that last year's crisis losses are no longer relevant. EPS will continue to surprise to the upside (as it has since Q1 2009, despite Rosenberg's lie -- EPS estimates were as low as $40 for 09 in early 09... real #s beat by ~50%).

So when you see $90/shr in EPS for SP500 earnings... dont be surprised to see 1400 year-end. Cash divs will be $40 in 2011. Good luck with the short trade... when do you figure y'all will admit the mistake? Another 50%?

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 20:41 | 188807 deadhead
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I guess you will be buying all the dips, though based on your forecast of $90/share, I would think that dips would be impossible.

I'll admit my short trade mistake at 1250 SPX in early 2010.....but will continue to hold it "just in case".

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 08:55 | 189016 Anonymous
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Anonymous, you lying wall street sack
of shit. Give them the GAAP earnings
estimate...not your fantasy operating
earnings estimate that makes the
nosebleed P/Es appear lower so you can
continue to sell overpriced stock to
Joe Sixpack.

Your $90 estimate goes below $60 on a
GAAP basis...and I'm being very kind since
we all know the banks don't even report
GAAP earnings any more.

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 12:26 | 189132 Anonymous
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But companies writing down "Goodwill" because of 1-time losses are meaningless events (or silly book value writedowns... that today we already know should be "write-ups". But companies never want to take write-ups... cuz then they pay taxes.)

Like I said -- LOOK AT DIVENDENDS. Cash divs are actually paid every year btw 2-3%. If we think about it very simply and say that represents ~50% of the cashflow/value. Then we have an equity market average ~5-6% positive cash flow. Hard to call that a ponzi scheme? Did divs grow from 99 to 09? No. Could they grow from 09 to 19? Yes... maybe by alot!

GAAP earnings understate positive cashflow of companies in many ways. Goodwill is #1. Taxes is #2 (companies dont actually pay GAAP book tax rates). Options expensing is #3 (double counted in dilution and comp expense).

Dont let isolated / concentrated problems confuse you. Did we have a massive problem in banking and real estate? Yes. Did the CEOs, regulators and speculators (inc regular citizens... royally f it up? Yes.

But did AAPL, MSFT, WMT, PFE, PG, KO... ever post a losing Q? And are lots of small companies growing with good products and solid mgmt? Yes. Will some of these companies be 5x more valuable in 10 years? Yes.

EPS consistently is overestimated INTO the downturn, and underestimate INTO the recovery. What part of that cycle are we in today?

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 07:20 | 189728 Anonymous
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Since we missed last year's S&P estimate
by a country mile, you should know what
part of the cycle we're in.
Remember Steve Martin's "Let's Get Small"?
We're still getting smaller, just as
Gross and Rosie avow. A classic P/E
compression ratio countertrend rally in a
secular bear market. Why do you think all
the DUMB GUY strategists are the ones
doing the tub thumping? A 2% dividend
yield is el-stinko, historically.

For the "new normal" of weak consumer
spending and low GDP, the dividend rate
should be 4% and the P/E ratio
below 10. And it will be, just like it
was in the 30's, 40's and 50's, when
the only reason to own stocks was because
they paid you to own them. $60 of GAAP
earnings is worth S&P 600.

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 10:13 | 189817 Anonymous
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Wow. Your points on GAAP are so incredibly fucking wrong I don't even know where to start. I just cant...where did you...yahoo finance? Jim Cramer books?

I just dont have the time to poke holes in what you think. Not that it would change the way you think, so I'm not even going to bother pissing in the wind.

Good luck, and may god have mercy on your ignorant soul.

Mon, 01/11/2010 - 14:05 | 190049 Anonymous
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You just don't know what "no growth" does
to P/E ratios, son. No growth, low growth
was apparently way before your time.
Ever hear Ward Cleaver bragging about
making a killing in the stock market?
LOL

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 14:28 | 189210 deadhead
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without FASB 157 mark to menagerie, bank earnings and corresponding p/e ratios would be more negative than some of the captcha math zh torments me with.

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 15:56 | 189287 Anonymous
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MTM was a huge mistake. It makes no sense for illiquid asset and since its repeal all financials have recovered. It was a big cause of the move down (but also the move UP!). Everything has been marked UP as HY and mortgage loans are up 50-100% since the crisis 1-yr ago.

Why do you love the Yo-Yo? Seems silly.

Plus, the Yo-Yo is on the way UP now. Just wait, with 1-more step in economic improvement all the financials will start showing massive declines in credit losses (and they already have enormous reserves).

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 02:20 | 188121 Anonymous
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Soylent Green Sharts is people.

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 04:18 | 188194 Anonymous
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Grab your bagpipe and protest.

http://messages.finance.yahoo.com/Stocks_(A_to_Z)/Stocks_D/threadview?m=te&bn=87812&tid=594125&mid=-1&tof=25&rt=2&frt=2&off=1#-1

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 04:19 | 188196 Anonymous
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Grab your bagpipe and protest!

http://messages.finance.yahoo.com/Stocks_(A_to_Z)/Stocks_D/threadview?m=te&bn=87812&tid=594125&mid=-1&tof=25&rt=2&frt=2&off=1#-1

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 05:57 | 188227 Anonymous
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Shorting this market is lethal....Benocchio is all in. Do you understand what that means? He - is - all - in. Do no get in the way. I want to short financials, but then Benny decides to give a carte blanche to Fannie and Freddie on fing christmas eve...how do you fight a system like that= Yoou don't.

Buy puts and stay in cash and some gold and gold stocks, maybe some actual decent value stocks like J&J and Nestle. Or stay long and look smart for a while and then curl up crying when this bitch collapses in 2H.

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 08:37 | 188258 Anonymous
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The squid's talking out of both sides of its
orifices now. Hatzius has an economic forecast sliding to 1% GDP by 4th quarter, so I guess the game here is to
drive nosebleed S&P 1150 to uber-nosebleed S&P 1300
before the recovery CON concludes. Never enough
for any of these guys....they ALWAYS have reasons for
you to buy. Might be worth a re-watch of Tin Men with
Danny Devito and Richard Dreyfuss as aluminum siding
salesmen in the 1960's. Nice parallel with Wall Street...
they'll do anything for a sale.

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 10:41 | 188310 Anonymous
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we're phucked

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 11:49 | 188367 Anonymous
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At some point the big fat cats will have to signal their cronies that it's time to SELL, SELL, SELL to the bagholders.

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 12:14 | 188393 Anonymous
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Goldman Sachs:

Right on 99% of its trading days and 45% of its trading calls.

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 15:50 | 188591 Anonymous
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If Goldman says 13,000, then 13,000 it will be! Of course they are NOT going to tell you when the next crash will be. Possiblely October? A wave of ARM mortgages defaulting? Freddie and Fannie may going under? What will be the scapegoat this time around?

With the FED getting a 2 year window to comply and Freddie and Fannie Mae getting infinite funding for a couple of years, it is looking more and more like the shit is going to hit the fan in 2012. Everyone is trying to buy a couple years.

What if Obama was choosen to be President by the elitists, because they already knew America was headed for a collaspe, so why not have a black President to blame it on. Obama will be blamed for America's collaspe when just inherited the problem.

Sat, 01/09/2010 - 18:14 | 188714 Anonymous
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ARM mortgages reset to 3%... dont be an idiot.

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 14:30 | 189214 deadhead
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and the recasts?

on the resets, there just may be another item or two impacting default rates irrespective of interest rates

Sun, 01/10/2010 - 12:43 | 189143 ACjourneyman
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