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Weiner Announcing Resignation
Update: Well that was quick - Weiner lasted just 4 minutes. Speech over.
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He needs to hurry it up. His ride is waiting outside: http://www.reedberry.com/wienermobile.html
Maybe that's his new gig, driving the wienermobile. Spokesperson, model, the possibilities are endless.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer scumbag. You can tell what type a person he was by how he treated his staff. He treated them like dogdirt publically and privately. I really though AIPAC would help him hang on. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
you're right but for sex texting?
Bubba was getting oral sex in the oval office, lied about itand never resigned. After Clinton how can anybody ever resign over sex matters
This is one of the reasons America is screwed up. It's OK to swindle billions/trillions from the people, even admirable. But cheat on your wife? Well, that's going too far.
It's just as screwed up to think he should stay in office after such a display. Guys like this, who are willing to lie, blame it on someone else, then confess only because they got caught are also the easiest to be blackmailed and corrupted. My guess is this guy has already swindled millions from people via his votes and has a job waiting for him that will continue the legacy.
Yeah, I watched the pathetic little weasel.
Can I have my six minutes back please?
a congressman corrupted? let's not exaggerate come on
+1
He is stupid, childish and a nasty piece of work. He lied and claimed Andrew Brietbart hacked his phone and the media too Weiner's side on everything.
I wonder if he gets to keep his gig as the beard husband to Hillary's girlfriend. Hillary has bad taste. Huma is a skanky lesbo.
+1
BTW - he has $5 million in his campaign acount that he gets to keep. The bribes in Congress are good especially in NYC and big city districts.
ha ha this is funny, what a naughty gerbil. He has wrecked his whole family and job cause of this. Moronic ey?
Funny thing is that at the start of JUNE these FFT guys forecast he was going to quit and resign and told everyone to look for that to happen. and now it happen, WOW look at their free forecast here http://forecastfortomorrow.com/files/Anthony-Weiner.pdf totally amazing.
They also called the stockmarket crash back in 2008 so I follow them closely. Spot on, so that why I follow them.
Do you think it is hard for Weiner to pull out after all he has given to his constituents and the country?
I don't know, but done after only 4 minutes? I figured he would have more stamina.
Premature evacuation can be very upsetting.
If your weiner resigns, just take viagra and all will be well.
did you see the pic? He ain't packing much heat to begin with
You are cold!
hey, he is the one that goofed and made it public for the world to see
That well known "catadora de penis" (female, penis catagorizer) Barbara Walters implied he was something special ? They always pump Liberals ! I'm no expert....well, I guess with porn we're all experts now....I never got see see the package ? Monedas 2011 Larry King, Space Shuttle, Weiner....just go away !!!
The heckler was awesome!!!
"Mr. Weiner, were you fully erect? The people demand to know!"
"Are you more than 7 inches?"
LMAO
Wait, there was a heckler? Guess I'll have to watch it now.
I was wondering why even bother with yet another disaster of a press conference when you could just issue a statement. Now I bet he's wondering the same thing.
the heckler just *proves* weiner is a gutless candyass. a REAL Noo Yawkuh would have shot back, "hell yes i got more than 7 inches! well, depending on where you start measuring from..."
he'd have become an instant NYC legend. instead, he'll be managing a burger king in 6 months.
wrong, again! i took G-pap; couldn't resist the underdoggie...
now he has lost his job. since he no longer has his political job, his political wife, will no longer require his services. since he was messing around on her anyway, she will divorce his ass and since she is pregnant, weiner will be on the hook for alimony payments. besides she is a muslim anyway. not sure why they got married in the first place. if he just had not sent out those tweets about thomas , he would not be having these problems. what was he thinking?
"what was he thinking?"
THIS:
+5... Flawless analysis of the Weiner thought process...
Always thinking with the wrong head.. Aye Weiner...
He is a "beard" husband. Huma is Hillary's girlfriend.
Out of rehab so soon? Gotta wait for his tweet to see if he's really changed.
Haven't seen the last of this hateful douchebag and his package.
Weiner, Bitchez!
Now he's free to let his freak flag fly without fear of political fallout. Oh the joy.
the shine has come off of that pumpkin for sure.
Good to see wiener taking the fall for pics of someone elses appendage... you dont think he was the only one on pay and display
Congressman Weiner Resigns, Announces Candidacy for President
Congressman Weiner abruptly resigned this morning and announced his candidacy for the Democrat Presidential nomination. He named, as his running mate, Attorney General Eric Holder.
The campaign is currently searching for a graphic designer to create campaign bumper stickers.
WEINER-HOLDER 2012
Weiner will rise again!
Since he took pics in the Congressional gym, does that mean his johnson is subject to FOIA requests?
That would most definitely be a FOIA request that returns TMI.
Sounds like a job for Banzai7.
run for president? does he have the jewish vote?
"You won't have THIS Weiner to beat on anymore. "
He's gonna need an income, so he'll turn up somewhere eventually.
Maybe it'll be Weiner-Spitzer on CNN.
Now we just need Wisconsin Representative Tom Swallower to get caught up in one of these things too.
Journalist Barry Chamish just wrote about the Jewish Anthony Weiner and his Muslim wife, Huma Abedin, a woman with Pakistani roots and a mother teaching in Saudi Arabia, and about evidence of a long-standing lesbian relationship between Weiner's wife and Hillary Clinton, the older lesbian woman and the social-climbing young girl reaping rewards.
Chamish suggests that the take-down of Weiner was a plot because of Weiner's un-approved, aggressive attacks on Saudi Arabian influence ... not desired by the US establishment, which supports Saudi Arabia as much as it supports the Israeli regime in many respects.
Though Weiner was an ultra-aggressive Zionist, Chamish sees him as a Zionist who 'went rogue', stepping on the toes of the US oligarchs, interfering with the exact way they want to manage Zionism along with the Saudis etc. ... interesting perspective:
(Israeli-Canadian Barry Chamish was nearly murdered inside Israel for his exposés of Israeli corruption ... he's the leading journalist on the conspiracy behind the assassination of Israeli prime minister Rabin, among other things.)
http://thebarrychamishwebsite.com/newsletters/weiner.htm
yeh he went rogue. it was something stupid and silly about the tea party and clarence thomas and his view that thomas should resign from the court for cheating on his taxes and also because thomas refuses to recuse himself about cases in which he (according to weiner) has a conflict of interest. the problem is, that he was talking about monsanto, a company where thomas used to work. monsanto is a high level illuminati company and in the big picture, they are in charge of destroying the world food supply in order to eliminate useless eaters. so along comes this small cog weiner bugging thomas during a time when the supreme court is hearing a important case with monsanto as defendant. then all of a sudden, someone in the press starts talking about how weiner acts stupid on his facebook account. in two weeks, here he is resigning. goals achieved. irritating man removed.
Monsanto that bought Searle in 1985 to get aspartame. Guess who's daddy was on the board of Searle? William "terrorist bomber" Ayers. The ghost writer of Obama's books. Ayers old man was loaded and got bomber Billy out of doing a lifetime stay in prison for his terrorist bombing. The old man was also CEO or board member of an elec utility in Chicago.
These two would make a great TV team. The Weiner-Schnitzel hour.
b.g. in brussels??? How did you escape from the county mental ward? You've got some serious issues with reality.
The Snake's Progress: From attack dog to wiener dog.
weiner.com, the latest ipo sensation.
And how about Dr. Ron Paul's stock portfolio!
http://www.businessinsider.com/what-ron-paul-invests-in-2011-6
Under 4 minutes! Is that considered premature in this case?
I wonder what this does to Huma Abedin's prospects of becoming a US Senator?. The pity factor worked well for Hillary and she will remain in public eye for a long time to come.
What a circus. People are naturally angry. Wait till the outrage hits over the spending of money and theft of pensions, jobs, middle class.
You ain't seen nothing yet.
when your wifes a dyke, a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do.
What? Did the Saudi's put a gun to the head of Ant-knee Weenuh and make him send that photo? Or the Israeli Mossad? Or Huma? Or the CEO of Monsanto?
The conspiracy theories are just stupid. Weenuh is a freak, and he got caught, and the freaks come out at night, and the Greeks don't want no freaks, and Ant-knee just did not have the stroke to keep up as Huma's beard.
its pretty simple actually, his wife was not giving him any.
Doesnt look like either "weiner" is going to be working for a while...
Politician = scumbag, but why should you lose your job because you texted someone a picture of your wang?
LOL
2 quotes: "Good riddance, bye bye pervert!" and "Are you longer than 7inches?".
Yep, the people have spoken and that's they're response.
First voice I heard when turning on CSPAN today was Benjy Bronk’s. Nice work Benjy!
One down, 534 more to go...
Now that was a good one.
Weiner has shrunk under pressure.
Finally the press started asking some real questions. What do you mean those were hecklers?
I guess they're going to have a Wiener roast to send him off.....
I'm gonna miss him. Today's PMSL was the voice from the back of the news conference asking "Are you 7 inches?". God, you cannot make this stuff up! I'm sorry he's gone, but it couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.
This knucklebone ws the ultimate tool of Pelosi, O'Bottom, et al. They could wind him up and send him out in attack mode and the press covered it like he was Socrates. They let him in on a couple of their meetings to make him feel like he was part of the team. The poor schmuck, he never got in to the real meetings where the smart adults made the actual decisions and plans. This dumbass believed his own hype, the arogant turd is now outside staring in. No job, no skills.
He did score a hot chick out of the gig and knocked her up. So he's got that going for him. But probably not for much longer.
Humma Beduin is not a hot chick.
agreed, i don't see why everyone thinks she is attractive. I will take an american girl with nice boobs over a muslim with no chest anyday.
Au contraire, mon frère knuckle.
Old n busted: Hugh Heffeir's social climbing siliconcistas.
Th new hotness: Hillary's smokin hot slender Islamic hottie.
And if Wiener was piping up about mon*****, and they Dominiqued him for that, then we should all be weeping.
She is gross. She makes camels look good and Weiner is no prize. "Ain't no way" that Kosher tiny gerkin was in the camel driver's daughter. She is a Hillary's gal all the way. Sh*t - Hillary has bad taste in women like Bill, Obama. At least Tipper Gore was decent before she got really fat like her GW scamming hubby.
If You Tweet Your Meat, You Lose Your Seat.
3 week diversion. I'd say TPTB got some mileage out of him.
Say what you will about Wiener, but how does a young, beautiful woman like Huma get hooked up with him ? Like Hillary had no access to the Washington social circle or detailed personal files that she should send her only aide to the dog(s) ? The real story is Huma and I'm willing to bet she ain't prego (unless she received some advice from Bill while Hillary was away).
And there you have it folks, the single congressman Weiner joke that will last forever. It will live on in late night monologue infamy. And the rest will be forgotten.
He's teaming up with Jane Seymore on MSLSD. The "Seymore Weiner" show.
h/t Schnitt
HIS NAME WAS WEINER FOR CRISSAKES!
Of course he took pictures of his dick..
What else was he going to say?
It was predictive programming like "Dick" Cheney, "Dick" Bove and "Dick" Nixon...
Huma has to carry the family water now because he has zero skills.
Not that she has any skills either, but she is with Hillary now, so jobs abound.
It should be obvious by now but perhaps it's worth repeating....they only make it there (fill in your favorite politcal "power" office) because they have exploitable flaws.
When it becomes expedient, that flaw is exploited. Weiner boy was distracting no doubt, resisting the urge to say "false flag lol", but why was his ticket punched now?
Anyway, hope you get some help dude.
Monsanto
ding ding ding. i think we have a wiener.
Washington political life is terribly superficial with many conflicts and cross currents created within individual value systems that leads to perverse actions in an attempt to rationalize ones existance. I feel sorry for Wiener, he had it all, including a beautiful wife, but could not live normally with all the conflicts of a modern society built on contradictions. I hope he works it out with family and friends and is resurrected in some way. As for his critics, it is time to redirect your attention to the root cause of our failing society and family breakdown. As a man, for the grace of fate, it could have been you. As woman, you could have been Huma or Hillary.
-100
Get a clue. He is a scumbag. His "wife" is a lesbian and she looks like one of her father's camels. Does Hillary put a bag over her head?
"As for his critics, it is time to redirect your attention to the root cause of our failing society and family breakdown."
This is in the Democrat Party's platform. To promote tearing down society and destroying the family.
Where do these idiots on ZH come from? The senior center that launched Weiner's "career?"
"Weiner pulls out"
I think it's time for this story to peter out, although it's good that the press is being hard on him, since he is such a tool. He will face some stiff challenges in the near future, but will probably form his own caucus.
Headline of the year:
Before Weiner's official announcement, Nancy Pelosi wouldn't say anything to the press regarding his phone call to her the night before.
"Nancy Pelosi Tight Lipped on Weiner"
Classic!
+++ and not even a botox joke... gag!
Sad to see the shithead, and the comedy he brings, go.
Nah.
Weiner was too cocky for his own good
Weiner goes limp and gives in to pressure. What a tool that asshat is.
He deserves to be be kicked out, IMO, one of the girls he was sexting was underage.
Get your own Weiner Action Figure; makes a great gift!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43378385/ns/local_news-new_york_ny/What a schmoe! Probably sent her arse pics and a good old Buffalo Bill Tuck.
No More Hot Dogs ...Bitchez.
...this boys out to lunch and half past ate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Nz9jR_AuLM
The boy can never duck the Weiner, he'll get hit by at least one of the hot dogs people start to throw at him if he ever goes to the Ball Park, Frankly speaking, Barney.
this is a stupid non-story, deserving of five minutes primetime and, then, the resignation. we have more about which to worry than a wiener tweet. the sky is falling, for real.
Put a fork in weiner.