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Weiner Is Leaking On Live TV As Congressman Admits Tearfully He Got Caught

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Watch the pathetic confession from the congressman live here. Nonetheless, a very "regretful" Wiener refuses to step down.

 

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Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:32 | 1344352 bigwavedave
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watching. laughing. career suicide. lol

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:39 | 1344389 IdioTsincracY
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Cathartic!!

Weiner = Newer I

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:50 | 1344482 Dolar in a vortex
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Barney Frank didn't resign, why should Weiner?

Just another entitled politician. At least some of them have the decency to resign in shame.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:23 | 1344628 macholatte
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how many on the list of "should have resigned" but didn't:

Dad, I'm in some trouble. There's been an accident and you're going to hear all sorts of things about me from now on. Terrible things.
Edward Kennedy

I have been in Congress for more than a half century. I have lived through times of fear and times of hope. Of despair and of achievement. I have seen our government at its best, but today I fear that we see our government at its worst.
Robert Byrd

She walks well, she looks good. Let's see how she kisses.
Strom Thurmond

You know, everybody makes mistakes when they are president.
William J. Clinton

I'm in the kitchen and I'm not walking out.
Charles Rangel .
Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:44 | 1344706 Sabibaby
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Yes, but this guy has weiner in his name!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:56 | 1344771 I think I need ...
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in japan its called suicide

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:57 | 1344775 I think I need ...
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in japan its called suicide

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:13 | 1344840 Manthong
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"Just another entitled politician"

Maybe more aptly phrased "Just another entitled Democrat".

I’m no big fan of Republicans, but at least they seem to have the decency to withdraw when they are caught being similarly undignified.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:24 | 1344894 Alienated Serf
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Like Mark Sanford?  Please stop being ridiculous.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:36 | 1344927 philgramm
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Dude. It's Pepsi and Coke. Don't act as if there are REAL differences between the scum of the political class. It's getting way old and most here know better.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:36 | 1344944 redpill
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Correct, the way these snakes choose their party is based upon what district they want to run in, and which party apparatus will give them more money.

Do people think this guy wouldn't stand up and espouse to believe in every plank of the Republican party if he thought it would benefit him politically?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:02 | 1345013 Alienated Serf
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You must be mistaken.  Obama's wholesale change of personel and policy in re: the fed, treasury and other financial regulatory bodies proves that there is a difference!  

 

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 02:46 | 1346093 pcrs
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excellent comparison. I find it strange these days how people can fanatically side with one side and attack the other. If you look at 'change' when you are cooled down, there is no difference

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:37 | 1344949 nmewn
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"I’m no big fan of Republicans, but at least they seem to have the decency to withdraw when they are caught being similarly undignified."

I look on all of them with contempt as well, until they prove otherwise...but as you say pubs (mostly) own up to it instead of compounding it with lie upon lie.

This friggin bozo said he was hacked right from the get-go, leaving himself open to (of course) ummm, you're a Congressman, Weiner, you better get the FBI involved here dude.

Whoops...well, maybe I wasn't hacked.

Worst of all, if it could get any worse...he sits on the E Commerce Committee. Perfect!

The lunatics are running the asylum.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:22 | 1345288 ColonelCooper
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Republicans have to fall on their swords because they stand for [pretend to] staunch conservative, apple pie in your grandmothers house values.

Democrats don't have to fall on their sword because they publicy support every type of debauchery known to man in the name of diversity and tolerance.

That being said, (lest I get preached at for "not being able to move past party politics" I still have more respect for the Democrats, because at least we know where we stand with them.

The Democrat dresses up in a diaper and asks you to take a shit on his chest.  The Republican bitches about social decline and then tries to fuck you in a men's room while you take a shit.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:40 | 1345584 Max Hunter
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The sexual escapades are BY FAR the least of their crimes or indiscretions made against the American people.. (R) or (D).. That being said.. I kind of agree with you.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 05:32 | 1346172 nmewn
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Good points as usual Colonel.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:41 | 1345586 Stuck on Zero
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Shame?  Shame did you say?  That word was erased from the English language by the morally-deficient intellectual elite running America. 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:09 | 1344622 I am more equal...
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in the move '1941' starring John Belushi there was a guy on top of the ferris wheel that looked amazingly like this wiener weiner.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL3X_txAkgI&feature=related

 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:36 | 1344392 XenoFrog
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It would have been so much better had he just admitted it right away. So stupid...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:37 | 1344398 Thomas
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But I thought he handled today's press release quite well.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:52 | 1344490 chumbawamba
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He's also a video music star:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KucV8renOfI&feature=player_embedded

Man, the passion!

The gentleman from New York will observe regular order and put his cock down!

I am Chumbawamba.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:00 | 1344529 Ruffcut
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WTF crumba. Where you been, in jail?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:37 | 1345163 Grainium
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... or maybe out sucking dick for 1 oz. silver bars.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:51 | 1345412 MsCreant
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If you are going to do this kind of thing, make it funny. The only person I see here sucking is Grainium.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:29 | 1344648 Occams Aftershave
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ummm... he was cornered by the media and his constituents, who he mercilessly attacked for the past two weeks.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:43 | 1344414 legal eagle
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Hey, that is what I said.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:02 | 1344523 Cheesy Bastard
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My zerohedge account was hacked just as I was about to say something really clever.  I will not discuss this any further, and it is time for me to go back to work for the american people.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:21 | 1344618 legal eagle
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Women involved with these political types online must be sitting back, laughing, waiting for the inevitable crash of the guy just hoping to get a book deal out of the whole thing while another pubescent Congressman bites the dust.

Of course, it is always possible he was tweeting a guy or a 400 pound women with hairy everything who stole her neighbors jpegs.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:43 | 1344413 Long-John-Silver
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This is not political suicide for him, he is a democrat after all. Had he been a Republican the situation would be completely different for him.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:41 | 1344426 IdioTsincracY
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+1

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:56 | 1344492 DoChenRollingBearing
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+ 1

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:12 | 1344579 gmrpeabody
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+1

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:48 | 1344728 Pirate of the P...
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+1

 

Didn't the Republican leadership force Chris Lee to resign after the Craigslist topless pictures come out?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:06 | 1344808 Ray1968
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+100

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:09 | 1344821 nmewn
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+ 200

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:08 | 1344835 Almost Solvent
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John Ensign just switched to (D) in an attempt to keep his seat . . .

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:51 | 1344466 nonclaim
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So true, but affair between opposite sexes are so against their current banners that it may even worse than suicide. Come on it could even end up with a baby, the traitor!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:53 | 1344479 redpill
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Don't worry, I'm sure Wiener believes in a slut mistress's right to choose.

 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:07 | 1344553 Id fight Gandhi
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Wasn't the other guy earlier this year a republican?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:04 | 1344556 Superslam
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I dunno about that. Married GOP Senator David Vitter is still going strong. And he actually boned a hooker.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:12 | 1344594 gmrpeabody
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By saying "boned"..., what, exactly, did you mean?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:32 | 1344660 nasa
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The hooker to me is not a big deal but the diapers are just too fucked up to ignore.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 18:44 | 1344973 Greenlight
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 And I recall the moralist Republican Senator Larry Craig who got busted cruising for gay sex in public toilets and then refused to resign.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:12 | 1344577 Spastica Rex
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Had he been a Republican, he'd have been cruising for gay sex in public bathrooms.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:19 | 1344610 Rainman
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....exactly. Bubba slipped his neck out of the noose and he really was having sex with that girl.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:37 | 1344692 Blano
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No it isn't.  He's a Democrat, he'll slide.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:28 | 1344353 Cleanclog
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I think I better change my avatar.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:37 | 1344382 IdioTsincracY
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No! don't do it! ....  life would not be the same ...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:24 | 1344631 legal eagle
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I heard Walmart has a deal on gray jockey shorts.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:29 | 1344355 cossack55
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He should be re-elected as he is wearing and amerikan flag lapel pin.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:45 | 1344432 redpill
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His next opponent should wear a shiny penis pin on their lapel instead so they always remember who the weener is on the other side of the race.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:53 | 1344475 cossack55
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Wow, RP. Have you ever considered a career as a politacal advisor?  If you land on a House or Senate staff you can get all that legal insider trading done. I'm envious.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:29 | 1344358 Standard Deviant
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Weiner by name, Weiner by nature

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:34 | 1344368 BoNeSxxx
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I think you meant, "Weiner by name, wiener by nature."

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:04 | 1344554 Ruffcut
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Weener by nature.

Was charlie sheen trying to convey weiner, verse winning?

Maybe he just thought he had a winning weener, and wanted to be cute and share it to the world.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:34 | 1344361 plocequ1
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This is bullish for Oscar Meyer

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:33 | 1344362 Cleanclog
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Social media fool - twitter and Facebook mistakes big time.  Time to go back to paper and pen.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:50 | 1344480 cossack55
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Flash paper and invisible ink maybe.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:51 | 1344486 redpill
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Can't wait until he busts out the line about "We have too many important issues facing the nation to discuss this" when he was the one dicking around and tweeting his cock to staffers.

 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:30 | 1344364 BoNeSxxx
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What a douchebag...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:36 | 1344376 pdizzle
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...lol you stole the words right out of my head.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:35 | 1344370 legal eagle
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We have seen this play out so many times before, politicians should know when they get caught just admit it.  It is the attempted cover-up that kills them.

He should have given a Jesse Ventura answer, yeah, I go to brothels, so what.

 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:39 | 1344412 Thomas
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What we don't know is how many successfully cover these things up. Without that, we don't really know the best strategy. We should get John Edwards to chime in on this one.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:04 | 1344531 redpill
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Please, this guy is an amateur hour compared a pro like Mr. Edwards.  As I recall didn't he cheat on his wife while she had terminal cancer and had a love child?  Can't make that shit up.  Combine that with the famous "I can hear the fetus crying" speeches in court, and Satan is green with envy.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:31 | 1344372 TapperIsTicked
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Weiner admits to pecker picture. Wife admits now everyone can see why I'm leaving him.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:42 | 1344406 Herman Strandsc...
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Will the wife be made whole now. A whole lot of compensation that is? Why marry a whining weiner with a wronged woggle in the first place and why whinge now as he trys to wrangle out of his wrinkled and wretched wrongdoing.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:47 | 1344445 Cheesy Bastard
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what?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:52 | 1344489 cossack55
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I love alliteration. 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:36 | 1344375 ebworthen
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Representative Weiner Twittering his weiner; symbolic of a majority of our leaders in Washington and Wall Street. 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:37 | 1344378 Canaduh
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This episode of the West Wing kicks ass.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:41 | 1344424 Cheeky Bastard
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^ /thread

 

+100

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 22:15 | 1345675 Rusty Shorts
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argh, he's back.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 23:52 | 1345873 Cleanclog
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Cheeky, really, are ya back?  Welcome home

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:54 | 1344487 Cthonic
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Best yet!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:57 | 1344517 fuu
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it is my favorite one since the extended nuclear meltdown one that was playing for a while.

 

/golf clap

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:06 | 1344543 Canaduh
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Thankyou, I'll be here all week. Try the soylent green.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:10 | 1345041 KingdomKum
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Canaduh, ftw  !

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 22:21 | 1345685 Rusty Shorts
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Canaduh, America's Cap

 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:31 | 1344655 docj
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Well played, sir. You win the round.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:37 | 1344380 FischerBlack
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Is this more like bread or a circus?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:40 | 1344396 Dr. Richard Head
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It's actually circus bread

What rools down stairs, rolls over in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog.

It's great for a snack, it fits on your back...IT'S CIRCUS BREAD FOR ALL.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:43 | 1344416 FischerBlack
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More circus bread for me, please!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:48 | 1344467 Dr. Richard Head
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My first prototype line of snacks was going to be Pope Chips.  You know, Eucharist on the go.  You can take them to the game or eat them on the coach, but at the end of the day you have the body of Christ with you. 

Now that Circus-Bread has popped into my mind, I think I am going to have to retool the production line to make Circus Bread instead.  First flavor will be QE Explosion.  Brought to you by SNAPSnacks. 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:11 | 1344572 Ruffcut
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Right now, it is all about the weener bread.

Isn't that, a hot dog bun?

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 00:09 | 1345910 StychoKiller
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If I EVER see any of that in the grocery store, I shall surely die from laughter!  (And virtually NO one will know why!)  :>D

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:35 | 1344387 Sofa King
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Like they say, the American Political System is one huge septic tank...all the big chuncks float right to the top.

Political morals and self-respect went out the window back when Bubba was smoking them Lewinski Stogies and claimed that because he busted his nut on her and not in her that everything is cool.

 

 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 20:30 | 1345333 gametracker
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that's awesome!

The President of the United States was gettin' hummers in the oval office and is still treated like a rock star to this day by media and his followers. unbelievable.

 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 22:21 | 1345698 legal eagle
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More blow jobs, good
Less wars and hatred, priceless
The puritanical bunch, hypocrites

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 22:06 | 1345653 Freddie
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The Kennedy brothers were essentially running a brothel in DC.   God help any female pages/aides who got pregnant.  They got a ride in Teddy's Oldsmobile.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:39 | 1344390 Ancona
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Tooooo funny!

What a pathetic jackass. That's what happens when you think you're invincible. Let's see him wiggle out of this one.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:39 | 1344391 brew
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when will a chamber maid come out of the woodwork?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:36 | 1344394 Yen Cross
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 Oscar Meyer!! Fire up the Barbie!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:42 | 1344403 FischerBlack
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I think it's pronounced 'whiner' not 'wiener'. Or at least that's how it would be in German. Not sure how you say it in Fuckwad.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:44 | 1344420 Yen Cross
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 You said it all perfectly!  Mark Sanford protoge?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:47 | 1344395 ml8ml8
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[duplicate deleted.]

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:40 | 1344397 legal eagle
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If more politicians spent their time seducing young women they would spend less time starting unecessary wars.

Gaddafi says he wants to kill his own people, we say the hell with that, we want to kill your people and we are proceeding to do so with the arrongance that we can somehow ferret out the good ones from the bad ones from 30,000 feet.

Please, Washington DC, proceed to play with your penises, watch porn, get laid, role play fantasy, just stop killing people everywhere.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:14 | 1344584 Ruffcut
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Hey, bwarney frank wants to play with your weener, not his own. Please get it straight, up and hard.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:20 | 1344613 NotApplicable
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While I'm no fan of Moammar, there's no way he "says he wants to kill his own people."

I'm sorry, but we are going to have to revoke your poetic license for engaging in partisan demagoguery. Please see the bailiff on your way out.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:59 | 1345235 legal eagle
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Dont you recall his "there will be no mercy" comment?  This little priceless snip-it is what Obombastic relied on in sending in the troops.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:37 | 1344399 ml8ml8
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Now this is truly a truth stranger than fiction.  Would any book editor ever let an author name a character "Weiner" in a story with a plot line like this pathetic reality unfolding before our very eyes?  No way. 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:44 | 1344419 IdioTsincracY
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Sure ... because sex images and talk is nowhere to be found online... especially on social media!

Nobody does it .... nope ... nobody!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:38 | 1344401 Sean7k
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This could seriously affect the self image of weasels as he resembles them. Once again, humans will refer to his "weasel" like characteristics. I think the only way to protect the weasels as a species is to eliminate all politicians.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:38 | 1344402 Cdad
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OMG!  The Banzai7 treatment here will be scandalous.  

         <Cdad already averting eyes>

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:03 | 1344527 fuu
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nice

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:42 | 1344404 GeneMarchbanks
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Isn't this guy Jon Stewart's friend? Yet another reason to take him seriously.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:26 | 1344640 Dionysus
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Jon's going to be pretty upset about this, I think.  You could tell he was already feeling uncertain about the whole situation, given they are old friends.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:38 | 1344405 ihedgemyhedges
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So let me get this straight.  At first, he was lying by telling us he was telling the truth and denying.  Now he's telling the truth about telling us he was lying about his denial.  Right?

I can explain this behavior in one word: politician.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:03 | 1344544 Mike2756
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Or a televangelist: "Forgive me, i have sinned" lol

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:42 | 1344407 Cleanclog
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At least he is not blaming it on the weather.  But it probably is transitory.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:46 | 1344456 IdioTsincracY
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Radioactivity, then?!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:02 | 1344538 economessed
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I blame the Birth/Death adjustment.

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 00:13 | 1345917 StychoKiller
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Could you zoom out on your avatar by 2 or 3 pixels?  Mucho appreciado, compadre!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:42 | 1344408 UGrev
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special election bitches!!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:50 | 1344484 Miss Expectations
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Where's your Chinese accent when you need it?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:03 | 1344547 Cheesy Bastard
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lol.  I love what you did there!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:17 | 1344616 BoNeSxxx
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Thumbs up.  Well played, sir.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:45 | 1344712 UGrev
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Speciao Erection Bitchez.. 

how dat? betta?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:15 | 1344590 SilverIsKing
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Surely you meant "special erection", no?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:42 | 1344409 pragmatic hobo
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douchebag

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:42 | 1344410 InconvenientCou...
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Is there a Webby for "best non-fiction headline"?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:49 | 1344476 InconvenientCou...
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I'd like to propose:

"Weepy Weiner stands tall against accusers"

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:42 | 1344411 juggalo1
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If he had just confessed, the story would have been over.  He was wearing underpants.  The girl was of legal age.  He wasn't engaged in a pattern of harrassing behaviour.  In other news: stop taking and publicly displaying embarrasing pictures.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:08 | 1344574 Id fight Gandhi
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True. The coverup is worse than crime. FBI could have gotten involved if he was truly hacked. Wasted resources.

The questions of age of the people was sickening. Just stand down. Country needs real leaders.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:46 | 1344415 Gully Foyle
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Anyone watch the episode of Lie to Me where they showed the contrite politician face?

You know the Clinton/Spitzer one with puffed out cheeks and the thousand yard stare.

Did Weiner pull that face?

Goddamn he went with the Blue tie, the regretful one.

Lie to me s1 has to be the most insightful body language show on tv.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:06 | 1344561 Mad Cow
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How's those American Idol episodes these days?

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:05 | 1345025 Alienated Serf
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Actually I think Bang Bus Bitches on Hustler Channel has more insightful body langauge.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:53 | 1344417 hedgeless_horseman
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I don't worry that I can't keep up with all of these politicians' sleazy habits, because I am certain that the friends of their spouses, parents, and children do.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:44 | 1344418 Eireann go Brach
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Ugly motherfucker..who the fuck do these politicians think they are. Fire this dumbass

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:44 | 1344421 Franken_Stein
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What happened to Mark Sanford in South Carolina ?

What were Mark Sanfords last words to his secretary before he left for Buenos Aires ?

"Should anybody ask, I'm on the Appalachian trail."

 

Currently John Edwards is also in court for his extra-marital love-affair with subsequent bun-in-the-oven and associated misapproprisation of campaign funds.

 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:41 | 1344422 Michael Victory
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dirty weener.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:41 | 1344423 AldoHux_IV
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Just saw that Weiner talked to Pelosi about the scandal briefly before coming out with the confession-- looks like she gets all the pertinent insider info before the rest of us.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:47 | 1344461 Long-John-Silver
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He got permission to keep his job. Pelosi actually demanded she see his penis so she could determine how big a problem this could be........

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:44 | 1344425 Flore
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sex sex sex... there I did it.. and i take responsability... hand over the money

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:42 | 1344434 IdioTsincracY
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Wait a minute .... money for sex?!?

Whore!!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:07 | 1344550 Biosci
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Dammit.  Another trade where I'm on the wrong side.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:42 | 1344435 geoffreys7
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Peter King, my Congressman from Long Island, always fought with him.  King must be laughing his ass off right now!

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:43 | 1344437 bigwavedave
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so he admits he is a liar and a sexual deviant while crying on national tv.... tell me how he stays a congressman? 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:48 | 1344469 Long-John-Silver
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-----Democrat-----

 

that's how he keeps his job.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:00 | 1344510 IdioTsincracY
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Correct ... never ran on 'family values'.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:10 | 1344582 earnyermoney
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Resumee enhancer for a Democrat. He'll win in a landslide.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:47 | 1344438 Franken_Stein
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Oh, come on.

That's non-news.

His private life is none of our business.

 

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 17:01 | 1344515 XenoFrog
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He had no problem booking himself on talk shows to lie about his private life.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 21:39 | 1345580 Freddie
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Weiner smeared Andrew Breitbart saying that they hacked his Twitter account and Weiner KNEW that was a lie.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 22:57 | 1344809 Occams Aftershave
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it strikes me as slightly hilarious that the people who belive the ecosystem is all connected, and in the butterfly effect, and so forth,,,,   then say one's character is not relevant in job performance.   Private life is connected with the rest of life.  Intimately.     Weiner's display of character defect of course reveals how he handles much more important political matters: bribes, PAC contributions, negotiations. His moral code is 'do what you can get away with.  When caught, accuse.  When cornered, confess and cry."  Character IS connected to job performance.  Character does count.   

There's an old fable about a scorpion trying to cross a river.   An otter gives him a ride on his back.  When they get to the other side, the scorpion stings the otter.   Outraged, the otter reminds him he just helped him.   

"What do you expect?  I'm a scorpion."

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 19:07 | 1345030 rufusbird
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Yeah!... It is not like he is a school teacher or someone in a position of responsibility...

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 00:14 | 1345929 StychoKiller
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You mean like a Priest or sumpthin'?

Tue, 06/07/2011 - 06:41 | 1346200 rufusbird
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Dang...your reading my mind...I was thinking Jimmy Swaggert...Jim Jones...Jim Baker...

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 16:47 | 1344443 Dkizzle49855
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Weiner probe ends badly for this douche bag.  WTF, somehow I don't think sending pictures of his wang to 6 women over three years is a "mistake". Time for AW to nut up and go "Kobe" and buy the lady a big diamond ring to smooth over the situation.  Just another example of the septic tank that is DC.

Mon, 06/06/2011 - 23:53 | 1345877 goldsaver
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I dont know why, but I get the impression that weiner probe would be painfull.

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