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We always thought that sooner or later we'd make somebody's list...Just not this one.
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It was only a matter of time!!!
Problem is, ZH readers are mostly male. And I don't know about you, but as much as I like Tyler, NOOOO guy gets my vote in this category
oh yeah, how do you know
I got no problem with guys that play for the other team (one of them is the executor of my estate and will look after my wife),... but I'm 50. Think i'd know by now. But, as TD points out, Pauson does have a bit of a rack.
ah but how do you know who not playing for the other team but are for the team that is the opposite?
After 20 years of marriage, don't really give a shit. the wife can play for whatever team she chooses. Could care less
The only thing you ever talk about on this website is your love of guys. The only thing you want is a new boyfriend each week in your comment history.
One would hope you have proof of such assumptions...
how do you know we are predominantly male.? You may be right though, the vestal virgins are a dying breed.....
Alexa's stats are pretty clear on that front. http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/zerohedge.com#
show us your tits tyler!
Congratulations Tyler Durden. If I may quote.
An acidic economics and quantitative analysis geek, Tyler Durden is the mostly anonymous Zero Hedge blogger who both posts as Fight Club's sexualized anticapitalist — played by equal-opportunity attractor Brad Pitt — and almost single-handedly shames on a daily basis what passes for the mainstream financial press.
Whether he's spitting game theory on Goldman Sachs, foreclosure robosigners, high-frequency trading scams or May's tragically hilarious Flash Crash, when algorithms gone wild wiped out about $1 trillion from the stock market in three overheated minutes, Durden has clowned analysts and experts worldwide with econopocalyptic abandon. The probability that both male and female stats geeks might visualize making love to Pitt while reading Durden's sourced screeds has got to be a sex coup of some kind. —Scott Thill
Image courtesy Fox/SprayPaintStencils.com
What the actual fuck? I thought they were writing about me. Now I'll have to post a retraction on my Facebook and Twitter. Christ this is embarrassing.
Lulz and congratulations to TD. Well deserved, if a little bit ghey on Scott Thill's part.
My, I felt this Thill going up my leg.
I was all set to vote for TD, but then settled on the one with the biggest tits.
Robert Paulson made the list?
I'll take this image to my grave:
Unfortunately now I will too.
Sorry Tyler but the early voting results do not bode well for you. Considering the geeks casting their choice are essentially 14 year old basement shut-ins desperate for some type of attention for their deficit, your mug poster doesn't cut it.
If only you could strike a more sexy pose and show a little cleavage or even a center part for your hair, you might have a chance. Consider a new wardrobe as well. :>)
that chick, Julian Assange, is pretty hot.
Now that's some funny shit. :>)
After being somewhat late to the party, I have observed this about the voting:
The website full of people who tend to consider themselves WAAAaaay smarter than average have managed to nominate TD no less than five times. If you totaled the votes for all of the Tylers, he's less than two hundred back.
While I might have your attention, TD.
Would you or Marla consider a "rec'd" button as well as a junked one?
It would be helpful... as sometimes you just want to vote for your fav without getting all about it.
You know what I mean, I'm sure...
Hey Tyler, I am surprised you made this list too.
Should we put a few hundred pounds of nitroglycerin in their server farm so they show proper respect or what?
I think I will shave my head tonight......
we can relate, rainman.
and that writer can speak for himself concerning that last line... "The probability that both male and female stats geeks might visualize making love to Pitt while reading Durden's sourced screeds has got to be a sex coup of some kind."
Yeah but TD is the one with the biggest balls!
And all of us come here
Wow, sounds like someone at Wired has a man crush on Tyler. Personally, I wish Marla would have my abortion.
My favorite highlights:
"...and almost single-handedly shames on a daily basis what passes for the mainstream financial press" and "...Durden has clowned analysts and experts worldwide with econopocalyptic abandon."
Well fuck yeah! I don't give a shit if Tyler's of the XY or XX chromosome- too me, anyone brave enough to do what he is doing, is just plain sexy. Period.
I really have nothing else to say. Carry on TD!
Geek? WTF. You're definately a dork.
But their picture of you makes you look like a terrorist.
And what exactly do terrorists look like?
Tim Geithner, Ben Bernanke and such.
Basically if it has a powerful position in government and i. looks like a gay 5th grader, or ii. has a sinister beard, it probably is a terrorist.
I read for the first time today a term "prolapsed anus" on ZH and I was kinda wondering what one of those looks like.
edit: nevermind...I never want to see that again.
you dont want to be behind it.
1.I didn't know George Stephanopoulos was a terrorist.
According to transportation department. A cute 7 year old or someobody's grandma.
Mug shots seldom flatter.
Sorry Ty...Marina Orlova...but it was close ;-)
No way. Shannon's got the bod and rocks. Sorry TD.
Well, I could be persuaded otherwise...does she wear glasses? ;-)
Voted for the Tylers ;)
Don't mind me, I'm just here for the econopocalypse.
Shoot and I thought it was the orgasmopocalypse. That is when I off myself.
I am so proud of you all...
Sorry Tyler, I just fell in love with the glasses on Marina Orlova.
yeah, i'd like to be orlova marina.
I just wanna hit you in the head and neck until you tap out or go limp (or I do). Is that so wrong?
Simple choice Red head Kari Byron caught my vote and heart. Wheres my little blue pill Edith?
Even the name Mila Kunis gets me hot. There is just something dirty about it. And she just looks like the kind of girl that would show you her hoohaa!
Shelly Roche should win no question.
So has there been no cease and desist from FOX2000 or whoever owns the rights to fight club for using Tyler Durden or the Brad Pitt as Durden image? If not, I'm surprised.
I for one watched that movie for the first time because of this site--they should pay zh.
Trolls were pleasant today and now this? Seems suspect. We'll have to monitor this closely...
They say Marina Orlova lives in Beverly Hills but something about the pic says: silicon valley.
That's pretty cool. Math dorks unite!!!
Well except when you are applying Brownian Motion to economics...that's just stupid.
That's econopocalyptic news! Congrats Tyler!
Tyler(s) hot, geek or not.
But I breed for brains, strength, and integrity, so I'm just built like that.
Wow! Now I am feeling really, really rejected!
Tyler for the win, please.
Mmmm, honey... come to momma!
Considering your avatar name, "Hedge" just took on a whole new meaning for me.
So... "Zero Hedge" is what I get when I argue with the wife?
This site kicks ass! Although Tyler was 2 notches below the zionist tool Julian Assange, he came in two notches above the thief Mark Zuckerberg.
There is still hope for humanity.
zionist tool Julian Assange
"Truthers" will fall for anything.
Here's to Tyler & ZH, with fervent hope that Banzai is furiously hard at work cooking up a suitable commemoration.
As for other lists, you probably need to file a FIA request to find out which ones.
Banzai is sleeping with the fishes on Hong Kong time. I'm sure when he rubs the sleepers out of his eyes around 10 or 11 EST he will see the glorious news and come up with something suitable.
Ok TD. I voted for you but...
I also voted for some of those Sexy Bitchez. Being Geek suddenly looks kool.
You are the best. We all know that. Now is the time to become a ratings company. You have the credibility. Get it done. This is your calling. Kill Moody, S&P et. al.
Well, I must say I never once imagined TD's shirtless avatar in a scene from Thelma & Louise while reading one of his "sourced screeds." ...
Nothing. Hypothalamus not stimulated, but cerebral cortex still processing one of TD's definitive works -- Bang Dae-Ho.
Ron Paul didn't make the list?
He is a smart and sweet geek, not a sexy geek, sorry.
Yep the current issue of Wired mag has some essay written by Patton Oswalt, sexy geek candidate #1 on Tyler's link, but of much greater interest to ZH'ers will be the story starting page 90, titled "Bull vs. Bear vs. Bot". Great read on how Wall St came to be ruled by algorithms. Look for it next time you're at Borders. For you quants/techies out there, Wired is where it's at. Last year they did a COVER story on P= Phi(A,B,y). Another great read, even for the uninitiated.
next stop, Hollywood!
They left out pseudo partner foil Marla...
Hey, where is Marla?
I didn't see where to vote, but honestly I couldn't vote for TD if Mila Kunis is on the list. I don't know if her voice would drive me crazy though.
Sorry to give you an inconvenient truth, but Al Gore is the hottest geek. You just have a popular website (in the Anthony Michael Hall Sixteen Candles king-of-the-geeks sort of way).
While Al on the other hand, invented the internet and discovered global warming!!!
I didn't spend hours of my youth drinking Jolt cola and yelling at my sister for picking up the other line which interrupted my C64's connection to the local BBS for such an injustice to occur!!
I'm sorry, I just haven't been this upset since Prince Poppycock lost America's Got Talent.
Anybody else think Julian Assange looks like a young Rob Halford?
"Econopocalyptic Abandon" -- they have you nailed Tyler
Congratulations, you're officially a rock star! Well done.
Don't forget to say hello to the little people periodically
A friend of mine won a Webbie Award once and took the stage right after Al Gore. It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world...except for Marla...er Tyler...congrats...now work up a version of the site for kids and you'll rule the world....
Not another preening whore. Please!
Tyler gets my vote. In the end, I'll take ZeroHedge over whatever tits-n-glasses they're serving today.
It's about time!
If this is some kind of MsM ploy
to sneak your way into the Euro-Zone ,
the answer is definitely NO !!!
Angela Merkel does NOT like
failed experimental Girlie-Men !!!
Too bad Tyler has to share the stage with that insufferable pole-smoker Mark Zuckerberg. I'm always in a dilemma as to which guy's ugly mug I want to see less: that fucker or goddamn Steve Jobs. If I never see either one of them again, it will be too soon.
Welcome to the club, Tyler!
And best wishes to you -- these common folk have no idea what a burden it is to be incredibly attractive!
Mr Durden, with all due respect....................
If you had a good set of Tits attached to a tight Ass- You would romp it in
Apparently... somebody broke a few rules
Is this really you? One of the pictures looks just like your Avatar.
Yes, I thought it would have been an innacurate economic forcasters list.
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