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Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:22 | 854283 philgramm
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It was only a matter of time!!!

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:35 | 854324 FOC 1183
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Problem is, ZH readers are mostly male.  And I don't know about you, but as much as I like Tyler, NOOOO guy gets my vote in this category

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:51 | 854370 Racer
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oh yeah, how do you know

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 20:08 | 854426 FOC 1183
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I got no problem with guys that play for the other team (one of them is the executor of my estate and will look after my wife),... but I'm 50.  Think i'd know by now.  But, as TD points out, Pauson does have a bit of a rack.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 20:13 | 854462 Racer
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ah but how do you know who not playing for the other team but are for the team that is the opposite?

 

 

 

 

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 20:24 | 854489 FOC 1183
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After 20 years of marriage, don't really give a shit.  the wife can play for whatever team she chooses.  Could care less

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 20:31 | 854504 FOC 1183
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'

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:50 | 854373 Racer
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;)

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 20:06 | 854431 FOC 1183
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;)

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:59 | 854404 chrisd
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The only thing you ever talk about on this website is your love of guys. The only thing you want is a new boyfriend each week in your comment history.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 20:40 | 854529 Orly
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One would hope you have proof of such assumptions...

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 21:01 | 854577 hardmedicine
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how do you know we are predominantly male.? You may be right though, the vestal virgins are a dying breed.....

Fri, 01/07/2011 - 06:43 | 855428 TheDriver
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Alexa's stats are pretty clear on that front. http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/zerohedge.com#

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 22:17 | 854817 aint no fortuna...
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show us your tits tyler!

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:23 | 854284 Cognitive Dissonance
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Congratulations Tyler Durden. If I may quote.

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/01/sexy-geeks-2010/?pid=2378

Tyler Durden

An acidic economics and quantitative analysis geek, Tyler Durden is the mostly anonymous Zero Hedge blogger who both posts as Fight Club's sexualized anticapitalist — played by equal-opportunity attractor Brad Pitt — and almost single-handedly shames on a daily basis what passes for the mainstream financial press.

Whether he's spitting game theory on Goldman Sachs, foreclosure robosigners, high-frequency trading scams or May's tragically hilarious Flash Crash, when algorithms gone wild wiped out about $1 trillion from the stock market in three overheated minutes, Durden has clowned analysts and experts worldwide with econopocalyptic abandon. The probability that both male and female stats geeks might visualize making love to Pitt while reading Durden's sourced screeds has got to be a sex coup of some kind. —Scott Thill

Image courtesy Fox/SprayPaintStencils.com

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:26 | 854292 cougar_w
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What the actual fuck? I thought they were writing about me. Now I'll have to post a retraction on my Facebook and Twitter. Christ this is embarrassing.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 22:18 | 854816 Cursive
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@cougar_w

Lulz and congratulations to TD.  Well deserved, if a little bit ghey on Scott Thill's part.

Fri, 01/07/2011 - 03:32 | 855316 spdrdr
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My, I felt this Thill going up my leg.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:29 | 854299 Rainman
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I was all set to vote for TD, but then settled on the one with the biggest tits.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:29 | 854304 Tyler Durden
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Robert Paulson made the list?

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:44 | 854351 JLee2027
Thu, 01/06/2011 - 20:03 | 854423 Blano
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Unfortunately now I will too.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:48 | 854355 Cognitive Dissonance
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Sorry Tyler but the early voting results do not bode well for you. Considering the geeks casting their choice are essentially 14 year old basement shut-ins desperate for some type of attention for their deficit, your mug poster doesn't cut it.

If only you could strike a more sexy pose and show a little cleavage or even a center part for your hair, you might have a chance. Consider a new wardrobe as well. :>) 

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 20:26 | 854493 DocLogo
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that chick, Julian Assange, is pretty hot.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 20:37 | 854527 Cognitive Dissonance
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Now that's some funny shit. :>)

Fri, 01/07/2011 - 05:29 | 855392 ColonelCooper
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After being somewhat late to the party, I have observed this about the voting:

The website full of people who tend to consider themselves WAAAaaay smarter than average have managed to nominate TD no less than five times.  If you totaled the votes for all of the Tylers, he's less than two hundred back.

 

Fri, 01/07/2011 - 00:52 | 855090 illyia
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While I might have your attention, TD.

Would you or Marla consider a "rec'd" button as well as a junked one?

It would be helpful... as sometimes you just want to vote for your fav without getting all about it.

You know what I mean, I'm sure...

Fri, 01/07/2011 - 03:53 | 855339 Cistercian
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 Hey Tyler, I am surprised you made this list too.

  Should we put a few hundred pounds of nitroglycerin in their server farm so they show proper respect or what?

 I think I will shave my head tonight......

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:35 | 854323 bigdumbnugly
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we can relate, rainman.

and that writer can speak for himself concerning that last line...   "The probability that both male and female stats geeks might visualize making love to Pitt while reading Durden's sourced screeds has got to be a sex coup of some kind."

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 20:07 | 854443 Logans_Run
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Yeah but TD is the one with the biggest balls!

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 23:17 | 854946 merehuman
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And all of us come here

Fri, 01/07/2011 - 00:46 | 855074 illyia
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HA!

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:32 | 854309 russki standart
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Wow, sounds like someone at Wired has a man crush on Tyler. Personally, I wish Marla would have my abortion.

Fri, 01/07/2011 - 08:54 | 855544 jus_lite_reading
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My favorite highlights:

"...and almost single-handedly shames on a daily basis what passes for the mainstream financial press" and "...Durden has clowned analysts and experts worldwide with econopocalyptic abandon."

Well fuck yeah! I don't give a shit if Tyler's of the XY or XX chromosome- too me, anyone brave enough to do what he is doing, is just plain sexy. Period.

I really have nothing else to say. Carry on TD!

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:24 | 854286 Catullus
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Geek? WTF.  You're definately a dork.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:24 | 854287 cougar_w
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But their picture of you makes you look like a terrorist.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:28 | 854301 gbresnahan
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And what exactly do terrorists look like?

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:41 | 854328 bob_dabolina
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Tim Geithner, Ben Bernanke and such.

Basically if it has a powerful position in government and i. looks like a gay 5th grader, or ii. has a sinister beard, it probably is a terrorist.

I read for the first time today a term "prolapsed anus" on ZH and I was kinda wondering what one of those looks like.

edit: nevermind...I never want to see that again.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 23:17 | 854951 merehuman
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you dont want to be behind it.

Fri, 01/07/2011 - 00:26 | 855055 Things that go bump
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1.I didn't know George Stephanopoulos was a terrorist.

2.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 20:13 | 854460 Hephasteus
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According to transportation department. A cute 7 year old or someobody's grandma.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 20:24 | 854487 nmewn
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+1

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:31 | 854308 Diogenes
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Mug shots seldom flatter.

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:32 | 854310 nmewn
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Sorry Ty...Marina Orlova...but it was close ;-)

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 20:11 | 854459 nope-1004
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No way.  Shannon's got the bod and rocks.  Sorry TD.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3641/3410420329_a2d1950531.jpg

 

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 20:21 | 854484 nmewn
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Well, I could be persuaded otherwise...does she wear glasses? ;-)

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:36 | 854318 FOC 1183
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ignore

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:33 | 854320 Arkadaba
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Voted for the Tylers ;)

Thu, 01/06/2011 - 19:35 | 854327 NotApplicable
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Don't mind me, I'm just here for the econopocalypse.

 

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