This Is What Currency Failure Looks Like

Tyler Durden's picture

Somewhere, someone is furiously drafting the impeachment proceedings for Chairsatan Bernankebub and TurboTaxTinyTim.

Time for another market crash.

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spiral_eyes's picture

AMERICA FUCK YEH

TheGoodDoctor's picture

I don't know why, but everytime I hear that song I cannot help but laugh.

GoinFawr's picture

Heh, me too. That or their "I am Chewbacca" song.

dlmaniac's picture

R.I.P. all my future pay checks that are dead before even born.

 

I'm just glad I managed to rescue my past ones with gold & silver.

Highrev's picture

Red weeklies though - in some cases - equities that is.

And redder on the day.

In some places, much redder.

Doesn't go with the Monday's are always green scenario.

live free's picture

At least I filed for all 10 (max) deductions... so I have some extra non confiscated cash around till next tax season in each pay check... and you know where it goes....

B

Andy_Jackson_Jihad's picture

"Abortions all day every day and for all the pay!"
V/R,

Congress

Sudden Debt's picture

Don't forget to take a picture...

I WILL LAST LONGUER!!!

 

 

 

In Fed We Trust's picture

The devaluing or default of the dollar will be Obama's "black swan."

Cus every President gets one black swan on his watch.

Bush was special because he had two swans on his watch!

nabi's picture

Yes, as black (hearted) as they come...

spiral_eyes's picture

default on the dollar not a black swan. default on the dollar called in 19-fucking-13, and since the 80's by ron paul. all these events (and their underlying variables) are totally predictable, but treated as negligible in statistical modeling. a real black swan would be the false flag terror that is probably going down soon. 

Creed's picture

yes spiral...all large terror events are false flag operations

smoke some more you still have a few brain cells at undiminished capacity

Savyindallas's picture

Most of those that lead to war are false flags. 911 was a Mossad/neocon operation. If Americans ever wake up to this fact, they will crush israel, destroy the mainstream media, and destroy the goons on Wall Street and elected stooges who looked the other way and covered up 911. More and mopre people are waking up to this reality  -especially many in the military -principalled men who are much more loyal to America than the crooked gaggle of politicians now disgracing the Halls of Congress.  this may likely delay or postpone any other serious false flag operations for the immediate future.  They'll have to find some other excuse to invade iran. maybe if max Keisers silver campign destroys JPM and the banksters crash our markets again, they will find a way to blame it all on max and the iranians.

Savyindallas's picture

Most of those that lead to war are false flags. 911 was a Mossad/neocon operation. If Americans ever wake up to this fact, they will crush israel, destroy the mainstream media, and destroy the goons on Wall Street and elected stooges who looked the other way and covered up 911. More and mopre people are waking up to this reality  -especially many in the military -principalled men who are much more loyal to America than the crooked gaggle of politicians now disgracing the Halls of Congress.  this may likely delay or postpone any other serious false flag operations for the immediate future.  They'll have to find some other excuse to invade iran. maybe if max Keisers silver campign destroys JPM and the banksters crash our markets again, they will find a way to blame it all on max and the iranians.

justanotherday's picture

You mean, "AMERICA Fuck'D YEH."

Dr. Porkchop's picture

This is good for exports.

 

/sarc

Jason T's picture

Germany, Summer of 1922 .. 1% unemployement.

In Rudy Havensteins mind: winning

year and a quarter later, farmers woulnd't accept the confetti from berlin.. grainaries were full and german people starved.

 

tmosley's picture

Still above 2008!

That means everything is fine!

magpie's picture

Recovery of lower standards. That's all we promised, folks.

Signed, Mssrs. Bernank & Obama Esq.

iota's picture

Agh!

*salutes and spits*

infinity8's picture

no fucking doubt! - this is the dawning of the new-and-improved Age of Mediocrity, Welcome.

Bithead1's picture

Just in time for the vacation to Williamsburg...

Carl Spackler's picture

The empty suit on Pennsylvania Avenue continues to be great at milking it for all he can get, while doing nothing.

Yes, Obama is the epitome of welfare programs gone bad !

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

Yeah, he sure does care doesn't he?

He isn't even pretending he cares about shutting down .gov!  So, we will know in 7 hours.  Next week could be interesting.

Cdad's picture

Not sure what you guys are talking about.  The bid on the Roach Motel [SPY] is persistent...blissful, you might say.  And no one cares that the next Iphone will have the option of radioactivity...or that the IMF is about to assert itself as the new ruling class in America...along with the New American Marxist/Banker party.

Com'mon fellas....just turn on the BlowHorn [CNBC] where options junkies J. and P. Najarian will help you feel better.  No one there is talking about the death of the world's reserve currency.

I hear JP Morgan earnings are going to rip the cover, baby!  

Hansel's picture

The battle between stocks and the dollar is a toss up.  Can anyone really say stocks are worth less than dollars?  The action seems reasonable for a dollar decline.

Cdad's picture

Can anyone really say stocks are worth less than dollars? 

Well, hello Steve Grasso.  Despite that your comment does not actually deserve a response, and really sounds like something some prick in Hong Kong might say [because he heard someone else say it], my reply to you would be:

Can anyone really say that unicorns do not exist?

Kayman's picture

Cdad

"Can anyone really say that unicorns do not exist?"

No one can prove that unicorns do not exist, ergo unicorns exist.

You, sir, qualify for a government propaganda job.

sarc/off

sun tzu's picture

I would take stocks over USD. Some companies actually make a product that people desire. The USD might not be so desirable in a few months/years. The Reichsmark no longer exists, but German companies from the pre-Nazi era still exist.

avonaltendorf's picture

Obama is the epitome of welfare programs gone bad

Thank you, Carl. It needed to be said.

Al Gorerhythm's picture

Skinny fucker looks like he needs a food aid package drop.

Coldsun's picture

Don't worry, the douche bag get's package drops more than you think. How else is he going to get his european lobster every night? He doesn't like the american lobsters, they aren't progressive enough for his elite taste buds.

I fucking hate that beta male that they call our president.

FreedomGuy's picture

What gets me is he is so aloof and freaking arrogant. Problems like record budget deficits, revolutions, spiking consumer prices are for little people and staffers to work on while he golfs or visits Spain and Brazil. He will then bless us with his occasional speech where he seems irritated that it interrupts his entertainment schedule to tell us in professorial style how we ought to act. He never actually has a solution or position.

This guy is an empty suite...an academic airhead know-nothing who actually believes he's brilliant and above it all. This is a dangerous combination in dangerous times.

DosZap's picture

Freedom,

What gets me is he is so aloof and freaking arrogant

 

This is because he HATES America.

He just likes the perks of the Office.

Rodent Freikorps's picture

The destruction of America makes him smile.

Kayman's picture

Hey, guys don't be so hard on Goldman's man Barry. Hank bought him on the cheap and Tiny Tim keeps him on a tight leash.

 

RafterManFMJ's picture

Top 10 welfare programs that done good?

Creed's picture

Carl you got it straight there, so right you flushed out the few Obama supporters still *left* (get it?)

 

Obama hung his people out to dry, funny how that community organizer could be so..establishmentarian

 

how does it feel bitches? lotta rage at the 'ol Democratic Underground these days? hahaha

 

reap the whirlwind

 

countryboy42's picture

I see where the FAA has imposed a no fly zone over Williamsburg. Are there rebels there? LOL, nothing like a family vacation while the world has a melt down.

oogs66's picture

Give him a break. Brazil wasnt as relaxing as he thought it would be. Clearly he needs another break. It's hard work lying, spinning, and inventing new terms all day. You try pretending a war is a no fly zone all day and then you would see how much he needs another vacation. Air force 1 stewardesses are essential service and won't get furloughed

DosZap's picture

Yeah, give him a break, he's practicing his putting.'

Since he has no other pressing issues, he is going on Tour with Tiger.

dbTX's picture

its good he's out of town

Urban Roman's picture

They heard a rumor of an imminent terrorist attack on Ft. Sumter.