What DSK's Escape From Harlem NYPD Will Look (And Sound) Like

Tyler Durden's picture

We decided to round off this weekend's barrage of surrealist news with some comedy. This is what some expect the imminent escape from Harlem NYPD by the IMF head will look and sound like (and there were those who said Raj Raj is a flight risk).

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hognutz's picture


Harlequin001's picture

Taken in context that was side splittingly funny...

Zero Govt's picture

looked like a legitimate parking technique!

indio007's picture

You gots a pretty mouth boy....

disabledvet's picture

toast.  with marmelade.  or is it Marmaduke?  either/or or either/way--even the Raj is doing time.  they should have lots to talk about--weekend at Bernie's and all...and beyond!

Buck Johnson's picture

I've seen that clip before, it was funny.  You have to wonder why this guy the head of IMF get burned on something like this, especially since most of the funding for the IMF comes from the US.  Could there be something that was going to happen and the powers that be decided to use what they knew against him. 

Harlequin001's picture

It is highly probable that he's done it before and always gotten away with it...

Obviously, he didn't expect this.

m43cap's picture

The guy's French. It's normal behaviour for us "Europeans" .

knowless's picture

the only real option for setup would be he calls his trusted pimp who got payed off in advance to not send anyone, and instead call in the maid, let her get burned and it looks natural. more likely he's just a rapist..

Zodiac's picture

A raper-banker,  why is this so unusual?  The US has thousands running free and not under arrest.  Let's start with Hank Paulson,  Ben Bernanke, Turbo Timmy and go down the list and get them all arrested and charged with rape of the US taxpayer. 

chunga's picture

I can see it already. Raper bankers will just make up a new MERS subsidiary that streamlines processing their rapes. Judges won't care if they always lose or falsify all the evidence. There are plenty of MERS citations out there - look it up. 

old naughty's picture

Strange gets stranger...raperclosure.

capitallosses's picture

I'm sure his version will be that he is just an everyday raper-banker and he was just trying to grab her wallet from behind and had no intention of sexually molesting her.

Korrath's picture

I really hope that motorcycle cop had a change of fresh underwear in his locker back at the station.

Harlequin001's picture

or that hew was wearing his standard issue shit proof pants...

Harlequin001's picture

maybe he was wearing his Kenny Everett legs...

palmereldritch's picture

Interesting choice of a tunnel motif there Tyler...lol

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

Mofcuck ain't gonna escape.

If he does, that is PROOF POSITIVE that the BitchElite is AGAINST us...

Prepare accordingly...  Gold and the means to defend yourselves...

HamyWanger's picture

"Prepare accordingly...  Gold and the means to defend yourselves..."

Gold won't help you against superior armed opponents, whether they are from the government or from splinter groups.  

Jasper M's picture

Thus the additional clause "and the means to defend yourselves". Which sadly, turns out to be 

(drum roll, please)

 . . . . . 

(wait for it!)

. . . .  

A GOVERNMENT! battened fat upon TAXES!

Harlequin001's picture

I always regarded a financial plan that required your ultimate demise to be seriously flawed...

Just sayin'...

DoChenRollingBearing's picture

Guns might help some, stealthily placed and how many join in the resistance...

Depending of course on how things work out...  You never know, point to you.

If it comes to that: Come and get it bitchez...

jimcg's picture

The Masters of the Universe never go to Serf prison.

They own the Board and use their "get out of jail free" cards.

And so, it is written.



bankonzhongguo's picture

DSK and Roman Polanski.

Thanks France.

This only means that Satan will step into the IMF to save the day.

Hats off to the NYPD, who actually stopped an alleged rapist from escaping investigation and possible prosecution in real time.

Let this be a lesson to the CTFC, SEC and DOJ about 'serving and protecting' the public and (joke) markets.

Think of the change in markets if just one prime US banker was made an example of.

Camera stellata bitchez!


JR's picture

This is big news and nowhere could the details be as properly contexted as on Zero Hedge.

Thanks for a little down home comedy to windup the day.  As P.G. Wodehouse said in The Man with Two Left Feet: “Musical comedy is the Irish stew of drama. Anything may be put into it, with the certainty that it will improve the general effect."

Monedas's picture

With all his IMF Gold for Nepal and Haiti.....and all the FRNs he gets paid - can't he just buy sex like the rest of us ? Monedas 2011 They'll blame the "Whistle Blower" !

Harlequin001's picture

Maybe that particular young lady wasn't on the game...

Bubbles...bubbles everywhere's picture

That's what you get for saying that China's economy will overtake the US in five years. You wouldn't believe a rapist, would you?

BlackholeDivestment's picture

Video proves the cops are as dumb as the criminals.

Here's an old classic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwCp_AgkFdM

Harlequin001's picture

Good job they highlighted which car it was, I would hate to have missed that...

Clearly pissed, he's on the wrong side of the road...

carbonmutant's picture

And John Lipsky said, " I would like to thank the members of the IMF and Dominique Strauss-Kahn for this opportunity...

Oh regional Indian's picture

Jokes apart, this is all a part of the great un-ravelling.

Only a very few at the top are "safe" as it were. I think many high-flyers are not as safe as they thought they were/are.

It's going to get more and more and more twisted and interesting going from here.



old naughty's picture

Bump a few off...There are not enough seats on the exit-craft.

Monedas's picture

How did this "French Devil" get the hyphenated German last name ? It reminds me of Brazil's "Heinrich Santos" and Japan's "Hirohito O'toole" or Americas's "Barry Obama" ! Monedas 2011

Vlad Tepid's picture

Hirohito O'Toole.  That one produced a chuckle.  I needed that today.

nasa's picture

I was expecting Chopper Ben to fire up the loud speakers and air-lift DSK to safety



Clowns on Acid's picture

Methinks that Lloyd the Squid will be having the TSA filtering his ho's before he take off his kneesocks and gets into the tackling position.

Peter K's picture

I'm shocked, shocked that a leftist pol would get arrested for something banal as rape. After all, his 'transgression' is somewhere between John "Two Shags" Prescott groping his secretary and Bill "You might want to put some ice on that lip" Clinton raping Juanita Brodderick.  Aren't liberal women just supposed to grin and "bare" it?

Plata con Carne's picture

I think it was a set up. Dude was flyin first class, $3,000 room...He would've dialed up the concierge for some prime punanny. He didn't need to grab a 32 year old maid. 

latcho's picture

I agree, setup.


ArsoN's picture

put him in gen pop!


make it into a reality show.  

mt paul's picture

what a looser..

for a couple large 

could have had a taste 

of new yorks finest ..

Ted K's picture

No Probs.  I heard he's already got Roman Polanski lined up as a character witness.  If she was underage, then it's a double barrel shotgun approach, Woody Allen. If that fails, then they're calling in the heavy artillery: Every single Catholic priest who has been transferred from a parish since 1975.  By the time the priests are done giving testimony for Kahn's character in 3070, statute of limitations will have passed.

A Man without Qualities's picture

While we are busy laughing at the rogue Dick from France, the Japanese are using distraction to quietly admit the Fukushima reality can no longer be hidden - this is the elephant in the room...


Three containment vessels are breached, and whilst they have no idea how they will fix it, they are confident they can stick to the timescales.


Anyway, back to the blowjob....

ebworthen's picture



Isn't that all like the Greek and PIIGS and U.S. debt?

Just ignore it and minimize perception and reality will follow (well, for a little while anyway, as much as perception is reality).