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Perhaps the "golden handcuffs" were something more than a metaphor ...
Now that was good, lol!
I'd take that gig.
I've just applied. If you get in my way, you're dead.
Shit, I'm in the wrong game.
Fucking rookie error, ingesting more, when the first batch hasn't been digested.
Stevie, scrapping the bottom of the barrel with this dude.
Spent half the night picking holographic fruit off the wall. Yep i've seen rookies before.
Rookie moves can also be the best of times. I remeber running around with my best buddies in a 1974 LTD convertible. We pulled up on the bluffs next to Hoag Hospital and howled like wolves under the methane gas blowoff tower. The flames blowing out of the tower, moon full in the sky...very animalistic.Ran in to some girls. They dug the whole wolf thing. Good times.
V.I., you are dating yourself, talking about the bluffs at Hoag. You old enough to remember the Rendezvous?
Stevie knows to take the sacraments in the church of the woods and water..woulda' saved a good night...hookers? paying for sex is a dog's game. The guy's just not experienced, that's all folks.
Ah, just like the good ole days ;)
Sign me up!
Where do I apply!
"Boxers and Hookers"
Now that's a classic.
If you think she can wrestle, you should see her box.
Stevie Cohen says now that's classy...
That reminds me of Model and Bottles... the video that the limp dick investment banker put out.
He should just at this point retire and go to Thailand where he can blend in with the other monger farangs. That way he can run around with 2 hookers in Pattaya on his arm on LSD and his career won't be fazed. Hell, it might even help for a PR tool.
I am on the way to Pattaya actually.
Its a really nice place. 30 golf courses, big shopping malls,
big shopping malls = nice place.
now THAT is sarcasm! well done!
The Pattaya miracle mile....
They have a lot more than 30 rounds of golf in Pattaya, Spitz. You know the drill. Make sure there's no junk in the front first so your putter doesn't go all wobbly during the backswing. Have fun.
Almost forgot -- my avatar is a picture of the elephants one hour above Chang Mai, Thailand.
Just make sure you get your Sois straight. And I do mean straight.
NEVER hire a trader that can't handle his drugs! geesh
Sounds like my entire 20's minus the big buxs.
The homeless are not allowed in the Lincoln Tunnel. Sign says no pedestrians. Ooops. Ended up being banged by a Tennessee art dealer in the Holiday Inn on West 54th. THAT"S my 20's. This shit is nothin'. Clean black leather with a McDonalds straw. Bitchessssss!
I need someone to "sort out" my expenses, too.
a slight twist to hookers and cocaine.
Enjoy! Have some durian for me while you're there!
everything tastes better on a ritz.
Freeman, who said his contract at SAC Capital guaranteed him a minimum compensation of $1.3 million.
And now you know the mystery behind the hedge fund facade: insider trading, lots of drugs, occasionally running around a major metropolis in your boxers, and hookers. The rest is the daily commute.
I'd do it for half that.
I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!
Forget about confidence in the markets, we have a much larger sociological problem to worry about.
Truly sad individual.
STFU Puritan! Move.
Like I said...a sociological problem...I didn't even have to cue you, and you responded in spades.
Interesting what response a clear-truthy statemement will bring eh holdbuy?
You puritan you! ;-)
What's also sad is that so many think degrading themselves is cool.
What ever happened to dignity?
It's a proven formula, don't mess with it! It's what made this country great.
Bang Dai Ho: I Immune too. Took shots. I swear under oath Noah Freeman is great big Weiner.
mems boi! Good on ya!
this guy was partying his ass off and is acting like he is one of the innocent victims of Zack Galifianakis
"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." Abraham Lincoln
And thus my comments above...sociologically, we're degenerating from within.
Yes. Everything we are experiencing has NEVER happened before. END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. Save my chidren, oh my sick children save them so my family name can survive.
Yes, history (nearly) repeats itself. What's your point?
Rome is burning (so is dignity) and he gets back slapped by all the common (male) sluts.
"And now you know the mystery behind the hedge fund facade: insider trading, lots of drugs, occasionally running around a major metropolis in your boxers, and hookers. The rest is the daily commute."
That is the main reason (apart from tax evasion) why the hedgies are all volunteers in their Asian outposts HK and Singapore now, edge of the empire, Bang cock, Manila and Jakarta all beckon, within 2 hours from a really good time, even the FBI folks cannot resist the cheap and good massage joints (no pun), anonymity assured. Someone once chanced across a group of farlangs comprising hedgies hosted by squiddies fixers, and looked over by some secret agents who themselves could not resist frolicking naked in some foam parties with an entire harem of naked local girls in one of these seedy cities in the far east. So in case you need to know who hedgies or computers makes decisions during asian trading hours...
Tell ya' what, having hung around Bangkok, those girls smell funny.
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