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Thu, 05/05/2011 - 16:05 | 1244837 Texas Gunslinger
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The Wall Street casino got as many people packed at the commodity table as possible, then turned off the lights, as always. 

Free drinks at the Dollar Table!

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 16:09 | 1244854 Spastica Rex
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Thu, 05/05/2011 - 16:23 | 1244964 Magnix
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Thu, 05/05/2011 - 17:07 | 1245195 Ahmeexnal
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Jesus ass-reaming Christ!

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 17:57 | 1245371 dynomutt
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Jesus likes using his auger on sheep.

He gives them his awl.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 17:42 | 1245308 goldfreak
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so now trolls posing as Christians too?

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 18:12 | 1245411 Hook Line and S...
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Yes, but spastica was referring to Jesus Juan Carlos del Gato Morales who was heard coming from the fields saying, 'Pinche Gringo's, Mi pais acaba comprar 100 tons de oro de papel.'

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 18:25 | 1245442 Almost Solvent
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Like little Jose who loves going to US baseball games by climbing up & sitting on the fence.

Before every game the whole crowd stands up to ask "Jose can you see?"

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 18:43 | 1245517 Hook Line and S...
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Jose can see that the US is about to become Mexico.

Oye! Ningun adonde correr ahora.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 19:04 | 1245601 goldfreak
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para atras a Mexico

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 19:18 | 1245657 Hot Piece of Bass
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En poco tiempo estaran corriendo para el otro lado.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 19:27 | 1245694 Hook Line and S...
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Caramba, no esta bien.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 18:23 | 1245447 tmosley
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If this is indicative of their quality, I welcome them heartily.

Texas Gunslinger is the best troll I have ever seen.  By FAR.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 19:10 | 1245629 Strike Back
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He's an agent or a paid shill posing as an innocent, racist neo-con.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 19:24 | 1245670 Zero Govt
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perfect CV for a GOP Presidential candidate, when does Texas Gun' annouce he's running? 

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 19:26 | 1245700 DaveyJones
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an innocent racist necon :)  Is that like a peace keeping missle?

Fri, 05/06/2011 - 00:11 | 1246363 Smiley
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Thu, 05/05/2011 - 19:57 | 1245820 tmosley
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I love your correct use of the word innocent.

Hearing that word used properly is like poetry.

And I don't think he's being paid.  I think he did it for the lulz.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 19:31 | 1245705 DosZap
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No,so far away from Christians just more lack of respect.

Glad their not slamming Mohammed..............that's totally not PC.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 17:43 | 1245315 JW n FL
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Republican-controlled committee voted for a 18-month delay of regulations intended to reduce risk in OTC derivatives.
Thu, 05/05/2011 - 16:28 | 1245022 Things that go bump
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Jesus Christ on a crutch fucking a duck, get over yourself, man. 

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 16:43 | 1245102 Dr. Richard Head
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God damnit.  I am buying more silver.

Oh, eat-bite-fuck-suck-gobble-nibble-chew,
Moose-piss, cat-pud, orangutan-tit,
Sheep-pussy, camel-crack, pig and lion shit.


Thu, 05/05/2011 - 17:03 | 1245158 scratch_and_sniff
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Listen to this, the guy is walking up the middle of the road shouting "silver"!! Needless to say, hes crushed.



Thu, 05/05/2011 - 19:26 | 1245681 Sierra Hotel
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This is actually some very nice trolling. Well Done.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 20:19 | 1245895 scratch_and_sniff
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you're welcome.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 17:26 | 1245258 Things that go bump
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Doc, blasphemy, of the take the name of the lord in vain sort, perhaps offends Texas Gunslinger, though his seeming pious Christianity may be only part of the facade of a troll. Thanks for that little ditty.  I haven't heard anything quite that vulgar since I let a sailor debauch me in my youth.  I hope it offended Texas Gunslinger.  I'm going to wait until silver starts creeping up again before I add to my stash.  I bought most of mine in the $15 - $17 range so I am still happy with my profits.  

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 19:06 | 1245614 BlackholeDivestment
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...you do not think the Truth is a choice ...do you Bitchez?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCpxSzacbyc&feature=related 


...after you all run out of piss and vinegar ...there's a black hole, Jocko. You plan on rising from that bottomless pit too huh? Still can't see the reflection in the mirror? Bau Hau Haaaaus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKRJfIPiJGY You all are some funny pathetic Bitchez. Better snap out of that shit quick, as in now, this day.



Thu, 05/05/2011 - 19:12 | 1245638 whoopsing
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Valby!!!.....nice one dickhead ;)

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 17:21 | 1245252 aerojet
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"You said it man, nobody fucks with da Jesus!"

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 18:13 | 1245417 creighton_abrams
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I f*ck you in the ass next Wednesday instead.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 19:28 | 1245678 Zero Govt
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'Poof' there goes random lustful spontaneous sex

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 16:32 | 1245031 Dr. Porkchop
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Sweet mother of fucking Christ! PMs are on sale! Back up the Goddamned truck!

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 16:51 | 1245117 FEDbuster
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Speaking of "the truck", I think I will wait until Monday to fill mine up.  Gas is currently $3.58/gal. at Sam's Club, should be around $3.35 next week.  Or priced in silver, 1 oz= 10.5 gallons up from 1 oz.= 13 gals. last week. 

My favorite is that a 1964 quarter will still buy you a gallon of gas or a hamburger, coke and fries.  If you had saved $2,000 in pre-64 quarters, you could still buy a nice, new car with them.

Don't let a couple of days of panic (and fiat manpulation) influence thousands of years of monetary truths.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 16:34 | 1245044 FeralSerf
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Can I help it if my gardiner's mother named him Hey-soose?  I didn't realize he was your lord.   And what about that Greek dude, Zeus?  You know, the dude that that Jew carpenter was named after.  When help is needed we've been told the way to signal him is by calling:  "Hey Zeus!"  How do you call him?

It's amazing that there are still people in this day and age that have swallowed this superstitious nonsense hook, line, and sinker.  It's impossible to give any credence to anyone that subscribes to this bullshit.  Therefor you are not credible.

Dogs worship.  Men don't worship.

"I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature"
Thomas Jefferson

"The most preposterous notion that H. sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history." -- Robert Heinlein

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 17:00 | 1245162 legal eagle
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It is not about you being right, or someone else being right, it is about you being a fucking prick and not being sensitive to other people's beliefs. 90 pecent of the world population worships, get over narracistic yourself! 

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 17:33 | 1245278 ibjamming
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Seriously...why?  Because someone told you to?


To believe SO passionately...with NO proof...other than a VERY old book.  Written when people didn't know what electricity was.  It's control buddy...nothing more!

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 18:17 | 1245419 knowless
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it's societal structure and programming, which is necessarry for survival when you don't have cheap electricity.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 18:27 | 1245453 Almost Solvent
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After Peak Oil we'll be back to the pre-industrial revolution anyway

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 20:01 | 1245827 tmosley
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We had industry before we started using oil in any great quantity.  I'm not sure why you think we'll go back.  Or why you think people are too dumb to come up with alternatives.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 18:41 | 1245502 ibjamming
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Oh, I know WHY we have it...don't get me wrong.  The "oafs" need controlling. 


What better way than with "ghost stories" that scare them straight...at least "somewhat". 


What kills me is how MANY swallow it...hook, line, and sinker.  They actually BELIEVE...with ALL their being  (making them DANGEROUS), that "God" is looking out for them.  The absolute creator of EVERYTHING...the "Universal CEO", loves them and wants them to be happy...later...IF they follow the "rules".  The rules being different in EVERY sect of EVERY denomination.  The "God" of the old testament is a psychotic, neurotic, bipolar, wacko.  Jesus is OK, they needed new "God" for new times I suppose.  But come on...NOBODY writes about him before Paul?  50 somewhat years later.  No official records.  He's Barrack Obama!  The man with no past.  Who erased it?  Someone wanting to "embellish" a bit?  Maybe create his own version of the "ideal" religion?  And what about the Gnostic, and all the rest of the early Christianities?  You think King James and the "great compromise" is the definitive word?


It's a con...man...get it?

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 21:52 | 1246144 Creed
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The "God" of the old testament is a psychotic, neurotic, bipolar, wacko.  Jesus is OK, they needed new "God" for new times I suppose.  But come on...NOBODY writes about him before Paul?  50 somewhat years later.  No official records.



you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about

spouting your feel good slogans  may make you feel smart but they have no bearing on reality, good luck with your chosen course

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 22:19 | 1246196 mtomato2
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Go Creed.

Secular Humanists aren't worth worrying about.  Besides, God doesn't believe in them.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 19:11 | 1245630 gatorontheloose
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++ knowless


would you rather be factually correct or alive ?

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 19:49 | 1245792 DosZap
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No, it's because you have no vision, and you have not been called....................yet, maybe you will.

Better hope so.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 21:48 | 1246139 Creed
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with NO proof...



you idiots have no idea what the fuck you are talking about

you idots all worship something- for most here it would be money

 one way or the other you all worship something- choose wisely

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 17:35 | 1245282 Dr. Porkchop
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I worship golden idols.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 18:29 | 1245456 Fred Hayek
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I know some pretty seriously religious people and they laugh (and roll their eyes in contempt) at the insecurity of people who take serious offense at such things.

Anyone who does really needs to grow up.


Thu, 05/05/2011 - 18:56 | 1245568 GeorgeHayduke
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If only that 90% could just keep it to themselves and not have to convert the other 10% or those who's one and only Gawd is different than theirs. How nice things might be then.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 19:48 | 1245758 David449420
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The Christian Bible.

Pretty lousy novel.

The Hero of the story doesn't even get born until 3/4 of the way through the story & then he's killed off before the end.

Definitely could have benefited if the author(s) had a better editor.

90%? I question that statistic.

Thu, 05/05/2011 - 20:03 | 1245845 DosZap
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Not a novel, 66 separate letters, and books.No Hero,and the killed off was HIS choice, and your freedom,if you ever get it.

But no offense taken, ignorance is curable.

Stupidity is forever.

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