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Wherein Zero Hedge (Belatedly) Decides That Dataless Dennis Is Beneath Our Notice
DK baby, don't you know girls can smell desperation from across the bar?
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FWIW I think you waited too long.
Beaker...We hardly knew ye.....RIP
DK=douce bag! His act is tired and bothersome. RIP
AMEN!
I wouldn't fuck Dennis Kneale with Sue Herera's dick.
DK=gasbag
Well done, Marla.
"MARK IT ZERO, DUDE"
Even guys can SEE desperation from across the "anchor" desk.
Oy.
Be careful.....Sue's dick is probably bigger than yours.
I'm certain it used to be a man!
Maybe he's after the desperation girls....
He said, and I quote "They hurl horrible "INSERTS" at my person". Apparently he does take it from behind.
Freudian slip, I'm sure.
Apocalypse Now- Dennis looks lonely all by himself on that big set. He is most threatened by the anonymous bloggers because the message leads, and we are all Tyler Durden. In contrast, he is an empty suit messenger delivering what he is told to deliver, but with no real message.
Truck Tonnage Index Declined 2.4 Percent in June
He also noted that inventories, relative to sales, are still too high in much of the supply chain, especially in the manufacturing and wholesale industries. “As a result, this is likely to be the first time in memory that truck tonnage doesn’t lead the macro economy out of a recession. Today, many new product orders can be fulfilled with current inventories, not new production, thus suppressing truck tonnage.”
http://www.calculatedriskblog.com/2009/07/truck-tonnage-index-declined-2...
Can you mark to model the economy?
Yes, it's called "Fed Chairman Testimony."
You are really good.
Marla, dennis is way to easy for you. So not worth the effort.
Who needs trucks. We have printing presses.
Mr. Kneale:
I respect and encourage the debate about our current economic situation and rather enjoy hearing both sides of the argument from a wide variety of sources, including your views on the matter.
I disagree with you in regards the "anonymity" matter and watched the clip presented by ZH on this thread and saw that you once again chastised anonymous bloggers and said something to the effect about them not having the stones to take off their masks. I'm one of those who prefers the message over the messenger and content above all else.
Again, I respect your viewpoint and request that you take a moment of your show time and explain to folks the difference between the anonymous bloggers (say, Zero Hedge as an example) of today versus the anonymous writers during the American Revolution, say James Madison/John Jay/Alexander Hamilton, aka "Publius".
Do you think that the arguments and opinions put forth by Messrs. Madison, Jay, and Hamilton are less valid because of their choice to remain anonymous? Do you think that these gentlemen did not possess "...stones.."?
If for some reason you are not willing to discuss this on your show, please post your argument on Zero Hedge.
Thank you.
When this is all said and done, we'll be right, and the need to be anonymous might be moot.
Pfft, founding fathers had Zero Stones.
Hey Marla, How bout another banner change? or would that mean you are giving DK undeserved attention.
My wife asked me what that was. I told her it's just another dude with a fucked up job.
Obviously his chats with Ritholtz did little good.
Dennis Kneale is just sad. He has no following and is desperate for attention. He has never once made a real argument for anything he has proclaimed. I question whether he can even read a balance sheet or perform simple arithmetic. Don't even waste time with a loser like him who is so desperate for attention from bloggers. He's nothing but an ancient fart who realizes he needs to do something soon because he is most likely not getting a contract renewal (not to mention those GE options will never be in the money).
They "hurl horrible inserts" at my person ! LOL
Marla, this dickhead is beneath you. Why even bother getting into a pissing contest with him. If he wants to read Tyler's post regarding the end of the recession, and address the facts, then maybe he is worth engaging. Otherwise, he's just suckering you into his little schoolyard game. Ignore him. He's not important in the grand scheme of things.
Why in heaven's name to you keep feeding this loser's ego?
Next, alfuckingready.
DK isn't just desperate, he is desperately clueless.
I love the blog, but you guys really need to leave the tit-for-tat alone. I feel like I'm watching beef between two insecure rappers. There are no winners with this sort of pettiness.
Just say "We're just not that into you" and be done with these children.
I face this proclomation of DK being beneath ZH with mixed emotions.
On the one hand I was so hoping that the nickname I made up for him, Dennis the pennis, would spread thundrously like the mighty buffalo.
On the other hand when the CNBC deep voiced promo guy is proclaiming "Dennis has declared war on bloggers! Watch CNBC Reports at 8PM Eastern," then its time to pack this one in.
In the spirit of things, I've spent the past 5 minutes trying to come up with one last zinger about Dennis the pennis for old times sake...but now I just want my 5 minutes back. Good riddence.
CNBC!!!!
You might as well hire the freaking JONAS BROTHERS to cover the financial news! They would probably roll the dice and be right wayyy more often than DN.
Actually, it's the whole network I have a problem with. It is such a bunch of bought and paid for shills just telling the public OUTRIGHT LIES to cover their corporate agendas..there is no TRUTH to anything they cover, just spin, spin, spin, and more lies!!
There is a reason Dylan Ratigan got the HELL outta Dodge...he couldnt wear the CNBC Ball Gag anymore.
marla/tyler, you should post the bit dennis did tonight with the cnbc housing reporter. she actually threw some facts at him and he pretty much replied "blah blah blah whatever"
Marla is right that this is the last time we voluntarily (or otherwise) mention said cnbc non-primetime anchor.
Right on.
Any emissions from CNBC et. al. not pertaining to a mature discussion or analysis of topical facts should be set to /IGNORE by everyone on the blog.
You can't argue with a sick homunculus.
Had to ask.
You have 4 items in your "store"
50% of those are related to CNBC anchors.
Any reason for that?
dear dk
i finally found you. i think you're my dad
but, i think i'm going to let it go and move on
Thank you for ignoring this ratings troll from this point forward.
Dennise Kneale, if you're reading this, STFU will you and move on. You jumped the shark on this already.
Dennis,
NO ONE IS WATCHING! You're what they call a non-event. In all my time watching CNBC, I don't think I've ever seen you ask a thought provoking question, or offer any insight into an issue. Therefore, why would anyone pay attention to you?
A prediction better than "I officially declare the recession over" might be "my show will be canceled." At least you'll be correct on one account.
"Marla is right that this is the last time we voluntarily (or otherwise) mention said cnbc non-primetime anchor."
excellent now to completely ignore CN.. as difficult as it will be when there are good interviews - we need to send a message and that means ZERO CN.. - an all out boycott
A boycott would just be silly. One Santelli makes up for a dozen whatshisnames. It makes sense to engage the financal press across all media...just that whatshisname is clearly not a member of the financial press.
Dennis Kneale wouldn't know testicular fortitude if it hit him in the balls.
Here is the truth, DK, the son of a @#$%^ says all kinds of things that are so misleading. I had Kudlow on ( I like larry even though he sometimes seems lost in space) and wasn't really watching when next thing you know it was Beakers asinine voice i hear---two seconds later he is saying things and i am thinking, jesus, if he was a financial advisor he would be in violation of all kinds of decency because it was as if he was promising something--and that is irresponsible, and VILE!!! Glad to not think about him anymore...but he will keep up the taunting, just hoping to reciprocal attention.
You simply can't ignore him forever... otherwise there will be nobody to publicly point out when he is clearly wrong about his vocal views that "this recession is ending right before our eyes... how dare I sell the hope". Shakespeare says it best, "the lady doth protest too much, methinks"... Dennis is way out on the proverbial limb. I think he can add snake-oil salesman to his growing list of attributes.
good that you guys dumped this bastard..
Newsweek cover is a balloon. Just like DK. I so wanted to not say anything about him. But he is just such a raging ass clown that I can't help myself. He completes me.
OMG, did he just quote NEWSWEEK? As if they are a reliable source? LOL
Yeah! Looks like I got some work to do. I'll go get the backhoe and cover this stinking, magot infested mess up.
This guy is way over his huge cranium encasing for his peanut sized brains... Dude, I lie told in 20 different media forms is still only a, what's that word... A Lie. Where are those nos, supporting data, evidence, anything that actually is more than a rant...
Thieves always claim that they are "victims". If patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel, then "victimhood" is the everyday refuge of the thief.
DK - An idiot phallic.
Cramer - A bipolar that understands the market going one direction. His Wall of Shame should have himself on it for www.thestreet.com
Gasparino - Jjjjjjuuust lllllllet mmmmmmmeee ffffffinish shallow Charles.
Michelle C. - Tries to write a blog with erudition, but keeps having brainfarts.
Pasani - Shadow inventory at the banks is a victory for the bulls.
Where in the fuck do they get all of these idiots.
It appears to me that all everyone wants is real reporting from CNBC.
Man up like Dylan Ratigan. Speak the truth bring on guests that can and will make a real difference.
Dennis is sensitive and has feelings just like the rest of us. If you do not believe me check this out. 4 minutes in is the is where you will find him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmEErhy7AIc
Operation Mayhem needs to take someone's cell phone - LOL! Clearly we have spent too much time on a guy that cries (not figuratively, actually literally!!!) over not having his cell phone, WTF???
me feels sorry for DK
He has an audience in the millions, and he gives advice that can really hurt people, so how can you feel sorry for him? There is nothing wrong with being an optimist, but to insists that the recession is over, is misleading--did you see the chart on the commercial real estate posted on this site tonight? And, it is one thing to be gentle with people who are in denial about our economy and also getting directly hurt by it, but what he does is different--like telling someone there is nothing to worry about, just get on the roof, and it will be fine, when a tsunami is coming.
just start a boycott of CNBS
If we want to see the power of the web, it should start to work.
Besides do you believe that advertisers are jumping for joy to be in CNBS or is gov electric more desperate for them to pay up?
Slight hit to ratings will only add to their challenges.
I gave them up, hopefully more do the same.
Nicely done my lady. He is really not worth your valuable time.
cnbc is such a waste. It is all about advertising dollars, not the truth.
Good Night.
Anon wrote:
"...we are all Tyler Durden"
I am Spartacus!
I believe I said it first last week.
We are all Tyler Durden!
I wonder which of his buddies at Newsweek told him about their upcoming front cover.
Well, he gets points for balls, I guess.
When the fundies take over, in 3 months or 3 quarters, he'll have some explaining to do.
There is a non-zero probability of an unholy alliance between CNBC and zerohedge.com.
It would not be the first time two sources of infotainment in significantly different mediums concluded that a public rivalry is good business for all involved.
You give me your sheep and I'll give you mine. Together we will profit.
Yeah..this could be true...
all this publicity, exactly at the time of Zero Hedge getting a new website? perfect timing wont you say?
Probably it is the time for most people to finally realize that CNBC doesn't even try to inform or God forbid educate their viewers. Not only it is not in their job description, it is flat out against it. All they care is to have millions of braindead pairs of eyes with thick wallets glued to the screen. Worse, they really don't want to promote thought, of any kind, since this would mean that the viewer's brain is occupied and hence active. If my brain power would be taken into the dark corners of HFT, how am I going to fall for the ad about my one a day pill? Heck, the more fucked up my brain is, the more likely I am to say "You know what, I think I need this fucking pill, my brain seems pretty miserable to me!" Worst, why aren't people figuring out the insane incentive to hide the truth about CMBS that GE has? Do we really expect Immelt to come on the air and say "we're fucked!!!"? GE doesn't want you to know the truth, and the chance to hear it from them is lower than my chance of being the next Pope.
In GE's menagerie of clowns DK is one of the lamest, and even for entertainment purposes there are slightly more amusing ones. I absolutely agree with Marla, it is time to move on. The world revolves a lot faster than this sorry ass' brain, let's not stop for every moron.
Ever since the Cramer/daily show fiasco, they're easily offended. Go figure :-|
I think they're trying to prevent what happened to the news channels. Few years back CNN was joking about web 2.0 and bloggers, but no more. Now they can't have enough twittering (when even Larry King got plugged up, you know they're scared). Slowly but surely sites like HuffPo, Politico and other blogs started to eat their lunches.
R.I.P DK
Even putting this clip up is like advertising him. No one has responded to my request to waterboard DK ( and now his wife).
Wonder why his wife divorced him? They seem to be a perfect match!
Both are idiots.
Desperate old media scared that the public won't buy their lies any longer. LOL!
meep
i don't have the slightest idea why would ANY non-retarded person want to listen what this Beaker look-a-like motherfucker has to say .... oh and he even cried like a little bitch when they took his mobile phone .... Dennis , twas nice to laugh at you, offend you, and throw punches at your sorry existence ... and i really hope you'll have the balls ( metaphorically speaking of course ) to apologize to all the people whom you mislead, once the next leg down happens ...
Wow, someone married that annoying voice?
Ms. Singer and Mr. Durden,
Just don't let DK and CG and the rest of the rug pissers set your agenda. You've been spending a lot of time refuting their inanities, but keep in mind that, when they don't do much research and don't really have or develop any sort of mental model for the truth, they can just keep throwing mud at the wall to see what sticks and gets attention. And they can throw this mud fast enough to bury smart honest folks like you. So ignore them and keep posting your own basic research. That's your service to readers. You guys are not park rangers. Your readers are ALREADY ignoring all the human paraquats on CNBC (read all of CNBC) and all the idiots in the rest of the MSM (merely most of the MSM). You creeps can roll AND you make good burgers! Keep marking it eight! Just go ahead and let their aggression stand.
+1
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Human paraquat. classic
Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules?
You just sealed your fate Dennis. Zero Hedge bloggers were the only attention you were ever getting.
this blogger/cnbc fight must be netting a lot of hits/ratings