While Criminal US Bankers Receive Golden Parachutes, Barbarian Afghanistan Has Just Arrested Executives Of Failed Kabul Bank

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Thu, 06/30/2011 - 14:37 | 1416350 wandstrasse
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OT, but the 40th anniversary of pure fiat is close (15 August 1971). Shouldn't ZH celebrate accordingly? However, when I think about it... 40th birthdays are sad events, you are closer to the grave than ever before... so... getting drunk alone will do.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 16:09 | 1416703 shortus cynicus
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Come on: convertibility of FRNs to US dollars was never abandoned, it was only suspended until markets calm down, so it's transitory.

"I have instructed Secretary Connelly to suspend temporarily the convertability of the dollar into gold..."

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 16:19 | 1416757 dark pools of soros
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and people wonder why GenX is how we are

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 16:31 | 1416821 centerline
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Thu, 06/30/2011 - 16:38 | 1416845 Ghordius
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Good news: the average age of fiat is 80 years.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 14:34 | 1416353 carbonmutant
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 Well see, that's the whole point here.

If you don't have a bank failure nobody gets arrested...

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 15:45 | 1416588 carbonmutant
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JPMorgan settles with the SEC for $153.6 million

JPMorgan didn’t admit or deny allegations in the complaint.   It will pay a civil penalty of $133 million, plus $18.6 million repayment of its profits and $2 million in interest.


Thu, 06/30/2011 - 14:36 | 1416358 Cognitive Dissonance
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Actually I would have no problem giving those criminal US Banksters a Golden shower if it would help. But that's just me.

Anyone else interested in whipping it out and helping a bankster in need?

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 14:40 | 1416376 Larry Darrell
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The following phrase comes to mind:


"I wouldn't piss on your teeth if your gums were on fire."

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 14:46 | 1416405 malikai
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Yea, sorry. My piss is too valuable for that. I'll be utilizing it in the far more important act of flushing instead.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 14:53 | 1416413 Overflow-admin
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Yeah sure, here's the gold shower:


(when does the season 2 begin?)

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 14:50 | 1416419 Scisco
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I don't need to click the link to know what it is pointing to.


Thu, 06/30/2011 - 16:10 | 1416728 RockyRacoon
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Thu, 06/30/2011 - 15:00 | 1416459 dexter_morgan
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Sometimes you worry me.............

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 15:11 | 1416499 Cognitive Dissonance
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Sometimes I worry me as well. Then I visit ZH and find I'm tame by comparison to many others.

It's always good to find out you are more normal than normal.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 20:24 | 1417445 StychoKiller
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Support mental health week or I'll kill you! :>D

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 14:37 | 1416364 Gubbmint Cheese
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Why do they hate America?

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:02 | 1417101 Uncle Remus
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Probably for the same reason many posters here do.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 14:42 | 1416367 Buckaroo Banzai
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Bankers letting other bankers hang? Must mean they are throwing in the towel on Afghanistan. Since bankers run this country, I suppose the troops will be coming home soon now?

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 14:41 | 1416383 Cognitive Dissonance
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Nah, just rotating in a new set of thieves.

With such a young and virgin territory to rape the line of serial rapists is long and impatient. And it's becoming rather difficult for those in line to hide their anticipatory boners much longer.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 15:01 | 1416453 Bob
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Thu, 06/30/2011 - 17:45 | 1417029 onthesquare
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boots on the ground are so passe'.

Droid planes flown at video display terminals that is what will replace the soldiers coming home.

colateral damage will be up but the military will accept that.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 14:50 | 1416420 falak pema
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bankster shenanigans is the new trend world wide. Fiat money being toxic like white powder and just as hallucinogenic, we can expect a rash of central bankers on the run with their suitcases full of green backs, lost in translation in Baghdad for 6 billion, re-found in smaller denomination in Kabul and elsewhere. You never lose a true green back anywhere in the world. Make haste while that trend is still "gaga-cool" and in the air.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 14:51 | 1416427 AldoHux_IV
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Is that what justice looks like?  It's been so long I forgot about the concept entirely.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 15:02 | 1416467 NotApplicable
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Doubtful. More like gangs fighting over turf. In this case, one of the gangs has the facade of legitimacy called 'government' and they are trying their best to keep the ruse alive.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 15:26 | 1416539 hamurobby
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Sounds to me like the bankers were not sharing the wealth with the right people.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 16:05 | 1416687 Zero Govt
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Afghanistan is a 'young' democracy (Banana Republic) and America is a mature democracy (Banana Republic) ...give it a decade or two and these Afghan bankers will get away with financial murder as they pass ever more regulations, appoint more regulators and thicken the layers of the financial protection racket 

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 14:56 | 1416430 Scisco
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Someone please remind what happened with Jullian Assange?

Who wants to place bets if Abdul Qadeer Fitrat gets arrested.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 14:58 | 1416455 falak pema
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Julian Assange lives in the UK and watches wimbledon like the rest of us. The slightest wrong move and the surrogate Swedish justice will put its hooks on him for "rape" without rubber... a new concept.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 15:05 | 1416465 Temporalist
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WikiLeaks: What Does it Cost to Change the World?


Thu, 06/30/2011 - 15:00 | 1416460 NotApplicable
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So, only the Fitrats manage to make it to the US for protection. Fitting

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 15:06 | 1416468 gwar5
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What's worse than a banana republic? One without any bananas. Yes, we have no bananas!

And we are officially a bigger banana republic than Afghanistan.... where camels are taxis, growing opium is revered, and bankers are still held to account for corruption.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 15:37 | 1416577 Things that go bump
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+1 for the laugh.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 15:04 | 1416476 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Damn barbaric Afghani tribesmen don't know how to treat respectable bankers.  Bankers do God's work.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 15:16 | 1416503 illyia
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Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:55 | 1417234 Rynak
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And it begins with mental corruption, taught onwards from the moment you are born. Though, one in a million for unknown reasons resists against all odds.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 15:18 | 1416514 Alienated Serf
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radioactively orange criminal = lulz

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 15:23 | 1416526 SheepDog-One
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China executes crook banksters, Afghanistan arrests crooked banksters, USA gives crooked banksters as many billions as they want.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 15:31 | 1416567 Eireann go Brach
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They should stick US bankers and politicians in an Afghanistan jail that houses donkeys and goats and make them mate, then we would get half breeds that look like half of Nancy Pelosi and Bwarney Fwank!

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 15:31 | 1416570 Bansters-in-my-...
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Why that FitRat is one Fat Cat....

with 9 lives.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 15:42 | 1416589 eurusdog
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But this is just one crook 1 arresting crook 2, so the money spigot stays open.

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 15:44 | 1416609 youngman
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Geitner just announced he wants to leave after the debt ceiling has passed...wierd timing.....but maybe he is going to hang out with the Afgan bankers...

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 15:49 | 1416635 JW n FL
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Goldman Sachs Board Member Spared any investigation by the SEC... Surprise! Surprise!! Surprise!!!


Gupta SEC Case Postponed Indefinitely” Notice that Goldman Sachs is NOT! in the Head Line?? And is not mentioned until the end of the article..  

Gupta was not called as a witness at Rajaratnam's trial, which ended in his conviction on all counts last month. But his voice was heard in several taped phone calls between the men; prosecutors say that, in one case, Gupta called Rajaratnam only seconds after leaving a Goldman board conference call to tell him that bank had received a big investment from Berkshire Hathaway.”

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 15:58 | 1416659 buzzsaw99
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hang the pikers!

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 16:59 | 1416680 JW n FL
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Squirls in the Server! Double!!

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 18:54 | 1417226 viahj
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Rattus Afganicus

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 16:54 | 1416832 JW n FL
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Squirls in the server.. triple!

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 16:56 | 1416920 Fix It Again Timmy
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Forget the SEC, take matters into your own hand...


BFB - Bullets For BAnkerS


Thu, 06/30/2011 - 17:18 | 1416976 nah
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breeders probably think the Earth rests on the back of a turtle... gunna breed asia muslim as i see it


real dangerous stuff when some fools label israel a supernational zionist militaristic regional agressor... probably even question the UN oil wars, barbarians

Thu, 06/30/2011 - 17:30 | 1416994 Muddy1
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Geithner is leaving?  Does the US have an extradition treaty with Afghanistan, or wherever he's headed for?

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