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Whipping By FemBots Intensifies, Gamers Dump GOOG and Buy TZOO

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The pressure is on the 19-year old motion-chasing "portfolio managers" at TIAA-CREF, CalPers, Harvard Endowment, Gates Foundation, et al to buy whatever is going up and sell losers immediately, and continue looking in the garbage bins for more "alpha" to goose returns.

You could almost feel the FemBot "portfolio strategiests" horsewhipping the traders to get rid of GOOG, GS, BLK, CLR, etc. and start rotating into other Poker Chips that were being bought, fundamentals be damned.

First ones out of the gate were more low-priced, near-bankrupt, technically insolvent junior banks:

But that flamed out quickly and attention was once again turned on homebuilders, REITs, etc. which continue to defy gravity....

GOOG broke the 150-day and all positions were liquidated in order to buy TZOO instead, an old hooker from 2004.

Not much else happening, except the "Wash, Rinse, Repeat" dunking of all the WHR short-sellers, another ramping of CAT, and more garbage chased such as EK:

Of particular concern is the wholesale dumping of The Squid, wonder what is going to happen tomorrow at the hearings......

Who knows?  They may be selling down their own stock on purpose, only to execute an "In Your Face" rally tomorrow to resubstantiate Blankfein as the master of markets.

Meanwhile we wait for Texas Instruments.

Wonder how many unemployeds bought 60" LCD TV's last quarter??

 

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Mon, 04/26/2010 - 16:09 | 318591 etrader
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Those buying 60" (3D ready) TV sets are prepping for when Ms Drury  replaces Ms Francis from May :-)

http://www.cnbc.com/id/36481202

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 16:15 | 318609 BlackBeard
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wonderful! Amanda has a fantastic rack and doesn't look nearly as stupid as Ms. Francis does.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 16:22 | 318619 UncleFurker
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The stupid ones are more easily convinced to flash that fabulous rack, though.

 

 

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 16:37 | 318635 etrader
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Based on the "stupid ones" theory one or two of the CNBC anchorettes a would be wardrobed like this by their agents.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/24/article-1268575-0945F779000005...

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 16:40 | 318647 JJP
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Nice tattoo

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 17:00 | 318687 RockyRacoon
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Tattoo?  .... Oh, yeah.  That tattoo.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 16:06 | 318593 Buck Johnson
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Yea, they just might be doing that.  Our markets and economy is about to crash.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 16:18 | 318612 Postal
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"About" to crash? To me, this is more like a slow, painful roll down a rock and cactus-filled mountainside.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 16:42 | 318652 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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The market crashed a year ago.  This is an inverted death spiral called hyperinflation.  Get ready.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 16:14 | 318605 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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No pictures?  Let me help.

CAT by the way.

Misty's Video For New Zealand's Next Top (Cat) Model!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aZ9W_m4FUU

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 16:14 | 318606 Al Huxley
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Maybe people are spending the interest they're earning from their Treasury purchases to buy their 60" LCDs and iPads.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 16:16 | 318611 Instant Karma
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I'm wondering if these scalded dogs aren't the result of short squeezes and mo-mo trading secondarily.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 16:41 | 318649 ghostfaceinvestah
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Something weird is going on with the regionals - check out CTBK and AMFI - both rallied hard a couple weeks before being taken over by the FDIC.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 16:36 | 318638 Cursive
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I guess 5 pts down qualifies for "Bloody Monday."

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 16:37 | 318640 Instant Karma
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Where's the pix of the hot chix?

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 17:18 | 318713 bullwinkle
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No hot chix for you!!

The Hot Chix Nazi

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 16:39 | 318646 ghostfaceinvestah
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RT, you missed FTBK.  Only up 165% at the peak today.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 17:34 | 318729 ghostfaceinvestah
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BTW, check out PCBC to see what the back end of a regional bank pump and dump looks like.

Wed, 04/28/2010 - 22:32 | 323072 _Biggs_
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Ghost-Check TONE

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 16:40 | 318648 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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"This sort of thing (refering to absolute market catastropie) happens every 5-7 years." -J, Me Diamond.

J, why not six?  Oh yes speak not of that, or of the 13th floor.

Oh and concering GS 152.03 -5.37 (-3.41%).....every number present exept the six.  Hmmmm....

And two ones, for Solomon I presume.  Jack and Bo; 'Yes, we are light-light-light.' 

Fuck these crazy numerological bastards.  They play childs games with their numbers.  Take their numbers away.  Get yourself a silver bullet and kill the vamps.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 17:39 | 318734 Leo Kolivakis
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Lattice Semiconductor continues to surge:

And look out, the car rental business is on fire:

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 17:44 | 318743 crosey
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Isn't that Tiger's ex?

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 17:54 | 318754 Cognitive Dissonance
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Ex putter....er.....putta.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 18:19 | 318785 Careless Whisper
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i think the word is puta, at least that's what i call my hot latino bf.

doesn't RIMM get an honorable mention from anyone today ?!? up 4 points in the final 2 hours of 'trading'. ohh la la.

and now we have the new dress for success look;

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DiFdg_LMhh0/S8DACrWZOtI/AAAAAAAAdH8/xNA0s3vRmj...

 

 

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 20:22 | 318915 ghostfaceinvestah
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Efficient market hypothesis, anyone?

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 19:16 | 318830 BDig
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"Wonder how many unemployeds bought 60" LCD TV's last quarter??"

Trick question!  There is no unemployment...

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 19:54 | 318867 Leo Kolivakis
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My favorite birthday gift today (HT: Ari):

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 20:41 | 318941 jm
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Happy birthday, mang.

Mon, 04/26/2010 - 21:54 | 319042 Leo Kolivakis
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Second birthday gift tonight:

Canadiens beat Caps 4-1 Faceoff.com April 26, 2010 9:45 PM The Montreal Canadiens scored twice in the first period and twice in the third to beat the Washington Capitals 4-1 in Game 6 of their division series Monday night in Montreal.With the win, the Canadiens push the Caps to Game 7 Wednesday night in Washington. Jaroslav Halak was the first star of the game, stopping 53 of the 54 shots directed at him.
Tue, 04/27/2010 - 00:51 | 319183 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Oh, and Netflix?  No overhead and feeding one of 'Merca's many addictions.  Sounds like NKE.

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