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Is This Why DSK Is Housed In A Ward For Inmates With Infectious Diseases

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Yesterday when we broke the news that DSK was housed in Rikers Island "West Facility" reserved for inmates with infectious diseases, we speculated, jokingly we hoped, that this may be due to his affliction with a certain sexually transmitted disease. Alas, if what the the NY Post reports this morning ends up being true, the situation may be substantially more serious: "Dominique Strauss-Kahn may have more to worry about than a possible prison sentence. The IMF chief's alleged sex-assault victim lives in a Bronx apartment rented exclusively for adults with HIV or AIDS, The Post has learned. The hotel maid, a West African immigrant, has occupied the fourth-floor High Bridge pad with her 15-year-old daughter since January -- and before that, lived in another Bronx apartment set aside by Harlem Community AIDS United strictly for adults with the virus and their families." Oops.

From the Post:

The Post has not been able to ascertain whether the maid, 32, has HIV/AIDS because of medical confidentiality laws.

 But the agency rents apartments only for adults with the disease. A Harlem United worker said at least one adult in the household has to be HIV-positive or have AIDS to qualify for one of their units. A healthy adult with a child with HIV or AIDS is not eligible.

"The [current] apartment isn't rented under her name. Harlem [Community AIDS] United places their tenants in our building," explained an employee of the apartment building's property manager, Chaim Gross, of Brooklyn.

The maid had previously lived in another High Bridge apartment rented by Harlem United, a source said. She had moved there with her child in 2008.

According to the agency, it is not uncommon for people with HIV/AIDS to move around.

Her lawyer, Jeffrey Shapiro, and a close family friend said the chambermaid is a widow who lives alone with her daughter. Public records list her as the only adult in the current apartment and the only adult having lived in her previous apartment.

Neighbors also say it was just her and the child in both places.

While as some insinuate this could explain why DSK has been on suicide watch, the reality is that for the HIV virus to manifest itself in blood serum takes several months, so if indeed true and if the maid does carry the HIV virus, there would be no way to know if DSK hismelf is infect if indeed he did have sex and if such sex was unprotected and so forth. Look for much more media hysteria on the topic imminently.


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Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:11 | 1286805 SoNH80
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Instant karma is a bitch.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:10 | 1286812 WhOracle
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or the setup is very vicious.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:14 | 1286814 SoNH80
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It takes two to tango.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:29 | 1286915 BigJim
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Indeed... if he has caught HIV he's only got himself to blame.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:45 | 1287288 doomandbloom
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perfect trap...

if he claimed it was consensual...they would prove him wrong, because of this fact...

this was designed to keep him in...amazing..


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:59 | 1287380 SoNH80
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A "trap" like this can only trap an idiot.  An arrogant, self-important vampire idiot like DSK.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:25 | 1287532 h3m1ngw4y
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i think eveybody has the one weakness to get him. even you, sonh80. but most people arent important enough to be confronted with such an arty trap

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:45 | 1287629 SoNH80
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Yes, I'm sure that DSK was real French Presidential timber, despite this "unfortunate incident".  LOL.  Well, as a big-nosed cosmopolitan, he certainly fits the profile of recent French Presidents....

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 14:40 | 1288232 Fish Gone Bad
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A.I.D.S. == anally injected death sentence. 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 22:54 | 1290154 StychoKiller
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When it's raining out, you WEAR your rubbers!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 14:43 | 1288240 Fish Gone Bad
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Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:50 | 1287297 Whatta
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It is not what you do, it is WHO you do...these days.

Poor, poor Dominique. Life of an Elite is getting harder by the day.

Bring them all down bitchez. Viva la Taibbi!!!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 13:53 | 1287969 Silver Shield
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Let's play You Might Be a Psychopath If...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:35 | 1286940 idea_hamster
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Not really -- one person can drag the other around the dance floor while "Tadhet Meren Ylla" plays in the background.

That's the crux of the charges, right?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:30 | 1287217 SoNH80
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What I meant was, nobody forced "DSK" at gunpoint to rape the maid.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:35 | 1286959 CrashisOptimistic
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Precisely.  He was told no defaults for Ireland.  He offered some anyway.  Absolutely unacceptable.

BTW, someone may want to get around to finding out how this maid got that job cleaning a $3,000/night luxury suite.  Would you hire her to work in the highest end Euro hotel imaginable?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:46 | 1287022 trav7777
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YES YOU WOULD, if you wanted to meet your DIVERSITY mandate.

DSK's ethnicity seems to have an affinity for the victim's.  Seen/heard similar stories in the past.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:24 | 1287188 tmosley
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lol, like there are diversity mandates for MAID services.

Get off it already. Maids are always from the lowest rung of society in the area. In Texas, all the maids are Hispanics. In New York, they are blacks. In London, they are Cockney, etc etc.

Christ, everything with you has to be about race. DEYTUKRJBS!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:58 | 1287372 CrashisOptimistic
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You guys don't get it.



Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:28 | 1287536 pazmaker
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35% of immigrants from Africa come from West Africa region.  30% of ALL asylee/refugee immigrants to the United States are from Africa.


Chances are that is how she got her VISA!...or through a family member...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:10 | 1287437 trav7777
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sure thing, puppydog.

The other guy asked the question, I answered.  Despite that Sofitel probably contracts out maid services, even if they do not and you might imagine that the housekeeping for the DSK $3k/night suite would be "senior" personnel looking for a better tip rate, even STILL there are requirements that push people into roles that you would not expect them in.

The notion that this was a setup because she was black is wrong for a variety of reasons.  HE made it about race, you fuckin dipshit.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:03 | 1287409 el Gallinazo
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Her first language seems to be French, or if an African language, she spoke fluent French, and this is a French hotel catering to the French upper crust. Having a maid who spoke fluent French would be a big plus for hiring. Not too many French majors from Columbia applying (yet).

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:59 | 1287693 rockraider3
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I suspect Donald Trump was a little too busy pretending to be running for President, to make a stop at the Sofitel to clean DSK's room.  Who do you think cleans these rooms?  It's almost exclusively immigrant women, all across the US, even at the higher end hotels.  It's not exactly a profession that most Americans want, even those who have little in the way of career aspirations. 

This is not to say that all of this couldn't be a set-up, it could be, even though I don't see cause to think that way yet.  But certainly it's not suspicious to have an African immigrant working as a maid at a NYC hotel.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 14:31 | 1288187 whoopsing
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In NYC the hotel worker's union has the wrap's on the hotel staff-alway's

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:01 | 1287091 ZakuKommander
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Yeah, worldbeaters can't but help but stick their genitals in anyone who gives them a nod and a wink.  Such a poor fellow!  What a travesty!  Oh, the humanity!

(sarcasm tag, for the American audience)

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:38 | 1287242 cougar_w
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Well played, sir.

And that from a 'Merican, too.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:20 | 1287481 Bob
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Not to mention the poetic justice of being infected by a disease from the "third world" that the IMF has done so much for. 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 13:37 | 1287728 Oh regional Indian
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This story definitely marks some kind of Archduke ferdinand moment. It has all the ridiculous drama attached.

This is 21st century style assasination. Fucked ya and Fooled ya!

Strange days ahead fer shure!


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:00 | 1289058 naughtius maximus
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Awesome comment!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:15 | 1286822 redpill
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Huh, I didn't think HIV was communicable for vampires.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:01 | 1289060 naughtius maximus
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Case dismissed!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:17 | 1286835 Hard1
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He already had a package of Greek and Portuguese AIDS with him

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:32 | 1286933 Ethics Gradient
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Thrum, pum, pum.

Try the potato salad. I'm here all week.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:33 | 1286919 Republi-Ken
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Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:57 | 1287059 uhb
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Some sins are punished immediately...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:50 | 1287296 dcb
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it has to do with safety, you put the VIP in the hosptial area so he doesn't get the crap kicked out of him. he's in a ward most likely, not a cell. Heck, I've seen prisoners eat glass to get to the out of the general population

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:13 | 1286808 DaveyJones
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poetic pubic justice

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:44 | 1287572 Miles Kendig
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Just think Davey, if this were Sweden and if DSK actually did have sex, consensual or not he would be facing the additional charge if he failed to wear a condom.  The dude is part of the leadership of the CondomNation, OF COURSE he is a disease ridden POS who refuses to glove up or give any indication as to his status since to do so would adversely impact confidence. 

I wonder if DSK ALREADY shows as HIV, HEP B or C or some such +? 

Tyler, the state doesn't often waste money housing inmates who may have been exposed.  It spends money on those that test positive.  Know that like you know the DTC doesn't clear all that trash the algo's put up but never actually trade on.  My money is on DSK being positive for a blood borne disease right now.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 14:40 | 1288248 WaterWings
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Very plausible.

I was a bellman while in school - Real Madrid stayed a while to play some exhibition games. I was one of two Portuguese speakers on the staff - one of their players needed "special medication" and was quite open about the cause. That is really of no surprise, yet the question of his marital fidelity had been, give or take a few months, in the papers - he lied. 

Run a Blue Blood through Riker's Island processing and get unexpected results!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 23:48 | 1290288 DaveyJones
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walking allegories

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 00:51 | 1290379 Miles Kendig
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Everywhere, or so it seems. 

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:23 | 1291270 DaveyJones
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good to see you miles, hope all is well

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:07 | 1291486 Freddie
Freddie's picture he probably had a blood test coming into Rikers?  I wonder if it was that or if they knew she had AIDS. 

This guy is a moron.  Weird irony that a socialist French Jewish banker tries to supposedly rape a African Muslim woman with AIDS in a French owned luxury hotel in NYC - some people think he could have been set up by another African Muslim with big ears.  Beyond bizzare.  Kudos to Sarko if he set him up.

Wonderful how US taxpayers get to pay for these "asylum" seekers with AIDs and their extended family.  

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:11 | 1286815 surfwon
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rut roh

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:14 | 1286817 Waterfallsparkles
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Strange twist of events.  Maybe it is Karma.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:14 | 1286818 Number 156
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"I Heareby sentence myself to death!"

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:32 | 1286916 Calculated_Risk
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hehehe! nice...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 20:52 | 1289694 Number 156
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".. By Leathal Infection"!!




Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:15 | 1286823 ryanseventyfive
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Pools closed.  

Reason: AIDS

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:37 | 1286964 CrashisOptimistic
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Whoa!  Second Life invades ZH.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:16 | 1286828 kinetik
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Whoever designed this honeypot sure had a taste for the macabre.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:17 | 1286829 Long-John-Silver
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Infected Black Swan Bitchez!



Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:34 | 1287233 franzpick
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Yes, the even more dreaded black schwong event.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:37 | 1287247 cougar_w
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lmao. very nice.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:14 | 1286830 Ethics Gradient
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Apparently there is some doubt as to whether saliva and fecal matter contain enough of the virus to transmit it.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:22 | 1286879 earlthepearl
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Wrong, Anal-sex is the easiest form of transmission, I am in infectious disease / virology

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:44 | 1286979 caconhma
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I hope that oral-sex is just behind.

WOW, what a story. I am enjoying every moment of it.

I wonder whether we will see a Hollywood movie and/or a Broadway play about this incredible story.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:46 | 1287221 DaveyJones
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yes, perhaps a musical:

Strauss, Strauss, there's a maid in the house

put down the windex and unbutton your blouse 

you screwed Africans one way

and now another 

it's time for your new job

as soap boy and brother

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:00 | 1289065 naughtius maximus
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Not bad!

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 11:13 | 1291510 Freddie
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+1  LOL!

I cannot believe some idiot junked you. 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:43 | 1286998 ElvisDog
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This story, if true, is awesome. Just the fear of contracting AIDS alone is poetic justice for  "the Seducer".

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:48 | 1287030 trav7777
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this is due to blood.  DSK would have been circumcised.  Low risk for him.

For the catcher, the odds go way up.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:18 | 1287175 Babycatcher
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Wrong.  It has been proven many times that circumcision does not protect one against HIV, nor does not being circumcised increase it.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:26 | 1287202 tmosley
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Eh? The odds of catching it are reduced by 49% if you are circumcised. This is well known.

I'd like to see your study that says otherwise. Here's mine:

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:09 | 1287423 Anglo in Abitibi
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Nice to see you and Trav on the same side for once!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:57 | 1287704 trav7777
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he's on my side everytime he's right

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 13:13 | 1287782 Id fight Gandhi
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How do you test that theory? Anal sex will put tears on the penis especially if it's forced and rough,

Any rape will put the man at risk due to exposure to blood.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:09 | 1287432 el Gallinazo
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True for transmission from semen to rectum. But is that true for rectum to penis? Links to answer please.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:22 | 1286883 Waterfallsparkles
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From what was reported there was a lot of blood on the sheets.  Just one drop in an open wound will infect you.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:37 | 1286955 SoNH80
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Blech, what a disgusting SOB that "DSK" is!  Preying on some poor African woman, like he preyed on poor countries as part of his "core mission".  To all those saying "setup", you know what, a man should control his own prick, and if he fails to do so.... guys like Assange that take on TPTB should take care to be as pure as the driven snow, as the sex angle is one of the oldest means of discrediting a critic.  But "DSK", scumbag all the way, his nauseating hypocrisy, and that of the French Socialist Party, know no bounds.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:38 | 1286973 CrashisOptimistic
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Ya, because so many pitiful, poor African women are hired to work $3000/night luxury suites at top end Euro Sofitels.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:40 | 1286981 SoNH80
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Who works as a chambermaid?  A millionaire?  Get a clue.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:51 | 1287043 trav7777
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yep.  Or else Sofitel gets sued for discrimination and has to pay out millions in class action lawsuits.

You people really don't know how shit works, do you?  You don't understand diversity and how everything bows down to it.  YES, a company will shit on its quality, its customer service, its basic competence for diversity.

Irony is that people like DSK are behind this movement.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:22 | 1287178 bigdumbnugly
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quite true, unfortunately.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:17 | 1286834 buzzsaw99
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That he would even have consensual sex with that woman proves that he is an imbecile.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:27 | 1286894 Cognitive Dissonance
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The little brain cannot be an imbecile. It can only 'be' because it has a one track mind.

At least that was the excuse he offered to his attorney, who advised him that 'not guilty' might be more appropriate.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:45 | 1287014 ElvisDog
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I think DSK realized that there was enough physical evidence to make his "didn't happen" defense not viable. Plan "B" is always "she wanted it" when "didn't happen" falls apart.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:13 | 1287144 Saxxon
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ElvisDog, that is what Strauss pays his human maggot of a lawyer to figure out.  DSK's job is to just sit in the courtroom, looking imperious.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:21 | 1287187 Gubbmint Cheese
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a la Kobe Bryant

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:15 | 1286840 earnulf
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Just desserts if true

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:18 | 1286841 kentfinance
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Tim Geithner, US Treasury secretary, is calling on the International Monetary Fund to formally appoint an interim managing director...

Of course, couldn't see this coming at all could we?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:46 | 1287011 CrashisOptimistic
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Yup, examine the sequence.

DSK is told there will be no defaults allowed.  He offers some to Ireland.  Geithner has to call to veto any such thing.  There must be NO DEFAULTS.  Tyler and I disagree on why, but there is no disagreement that there is abject terror about allowing defaults of Greece, Ireland or Portugal paper, be it private banks or soveriegns.

DSK was off the reservation.  He had to be taught a lesson.

So now we find a West African woman (btw, how did she get a US work visa and who funded her ticket?) WITH AIDS happens to get a job working at a $3000/night upscale NYC Euro Sofitel where DSK happens to be staying.

And I'm supposed to consider this all too very tinfoil conspiratorial.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:53 | 1287040 ElvisDog
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Your set-up theory depends on DSK finding the chambermaid so seductive that he couldn't resist having sex with her before his lunch date with his daughter. Sounds a lot like the "OJ was set-up by the police" defense.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:56 | 1287050 trav7777
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she is a member of the ethnicity that DSK's ethnicity seems to find irresistable. 

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:59 | 1287082 doggings
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mm, or, he thought he ordered an escort of his usual type through his usual channels, and this girl turned up? 

easily done I should think.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:19 | 1287177 MachoMan
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Escort Service:  Hello?

DSK:  Yes, I would like to order a party with a maid that loves to pretend she is repulsed by me and pretends she does not want to have sex, but really has a rape fetish.

Escort Service:  Anything for a preferred customer, she'll be right up!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:41 | 1287264 Buckaroo Banzai
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This actually seems quite likely to me. His fleeing the scene also makes sense in this context. At the end of the encounter, when he offered payment for services rendered, only to be faced with the confusion and emotional distress of the victim, he obviously realized his error and fled in terror.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:02 | 1287394 CrashisOptimistic
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Wed, 05/18/2011 - 13:09 | 1287746 trav7777
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Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:13 | 1288377 CrashisOptimistic
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The answer was invalid.  Visas for Africans are not work visas and they damn sure aren't for HIV+ people.

BTW, she has a lawyer now.  Who is funding that?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:29 | 1288472 NidStyles
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Who need's a Visa? You have any idea how easy it is to get into this country without a Visa? It's even easier to find work without one.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 13:06 | 1287735 trav7777
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this is actually his best defense...claim he was trying to Spitzer and it was just a horrible mistake.  Hire some escort person who will get the 5th to back him up.  Spread some dollars around, take care of the maid and he's off with a sorry Sir.

The victim can refuse to cooperate if there are enough dollars on the table and consent can be manufactured retroactively.  He probably walks like the other big fish but his career is on hiatus.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 13:14 | 1287770 MachoMan
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can't get the hiv genie back in the bottle though ;)

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:52 | 1287311 DaveyJones
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the more you look and act like Strauss, the easier it is for her to pretend

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:12 | 1287318 DaveyJones
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Wed, 05/18/2011 - 18:59 | 1289270 doggings
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ok so you like the official story do you?

nothing fishy about it at all?  




Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:35 | 1287238 ElvisDog
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Except that this West-African escort would have to also work at the hotel. If there was no record of her working at the Sofitel, the conspiracy theory would have more legs.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:59 | 1287339 flattrader
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Ordering up his usual girl?...and the AIDS African Immirant plant shows up?...or something to that effect?


The maid had her own key card.  The key card log places both of them in the room at the same time.  (Contray to what the sick fuck initially claimed.)

Do you really think the hotel issues hookers key cards?

If so, you are indeed a conspiracy prone idiot of the worse sort.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:30 | 1288489 NidStyles
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Why is that hard to believe? They have this sort of thing in Japan with the Geisha hotels. You tell the front desk what you want and they send her up. The Philippines has something similar near the EDSA called Air Force 1. Never spent enough time in Europe, but I'm sure they have it there as well. No reason that a high dollar place in New York wouldn't.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 05:14 | 1289316 doggings
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i dont *think* anything either way, I wasnt present when all the statements and evidence were taken as you clearly were. 

I was merely speculating that had  he been set up as many others have implied, suggested or wondered, it would have been easy enough that way.

does nobody else think its a bit strange after all these years of staying in hotels he suddenly thinks its alright to get it on roughly with maids?

or is he just definitely guilty without trial because he's French? 


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:03 | 1287340 flattrader
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Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:14 | 1287083 hedgeless_horseman
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by hedgeless_horseman
on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 12:48

I am guessing a cocktail including cocaine, viagra, and midazolam, shaken with 1.5 oz Remy Martin VSOP, 1.5 oz Dubonnet, and .5 oz Green Chartreuse, served in a chilled deep champagne saucer.


Should work better when the target is already french and a pervert.  Wait 10 minutes, and present with young chamber maid.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:51 | 1287292 cougar_w
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Possible. Perhaps even, easy.

But it's still simpler to assume that like all the Masters of the Universe, it's what he wanted and he took it the way he wanted it, like he has taken everything else he wanted since he was 12 years old.

It's just a way of life. The life of kings. Explains everything.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 05:10 | 1290589 doggings
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indeed, it might well be, but if I wanted to set him and knew he had a penchant for such things that's exactly what I would have done, and yes if it was his normal "hotel activities" it would have been very easy to do.

I'm pretty sure even the Masters of the Universe know they can't just grab any girl they like and subject them to whatever they want without there being some kind of problems arising for them at some point?




Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:57 | 1287055 Natasha
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Those who keep it in their pants can not be "taught" that kind of "lesson."

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:15 | 1286842 TheTmfreak
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Oh geeeeeeeeeeeez. I can barely hold in my laughter.

I guess this time the sexual victor gets the spoiled spoils.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:20 | 1286848 Ancona
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This just keeps on getting better. So, in three months we will find out if he gave himself the death sentence for rape.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:34 | 1286929 BigJim
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HIV isn't a death sentence any more. It just means you're on unpleasant drugs for the rest of your (admittedly somewhat shortened) life.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:20 | 1287182 MachoMan
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Magic Johnson!

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:59 | 1287381 pods
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Since they stopped poisoning folks with AZT it has become much less of a problem.

I guess the vast majority of folks have not seen:

Suffice to say, I am not scared by the HIV boogieman anymore.  Still scared of pharma though, and I am in pharma.


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:21 | 1286855 Jim Lahey
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Choking on AIDS Irony

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:19 | 1286857 Cassandra Syndrome
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Contagion Bitchez...


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:51 | 1287032 andybev01
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+100 :-)

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:19 | 1286859 Waterfallsparkles
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DSK will probably sue the Hotel for hiring someone with AIDs.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:51 | 1287042 CrashisOptimistic
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How did she get a work visa? How did she get a visa of any kind? How did she get a job working at a $3000/night suite? You think that's a job Americans won't do?

Who funded her ticket across the ocean? If you were in the US with a baby and thought you were incredibly lucky to be here, WITH A CHILD, would you go reporting what apparently was not total rape within MINUTES?

This has setup written all over it.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:09 | 1287117 skipjack
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Laughable.  Do you seriously think hotel management hires high priced help to clean bathrooms just because this suite costs $3k/night ?  If you buy clothes at Dior, do you think the sales clerk is richly compensated ?


You are incredibly naive.  The rich don't like to pay any more than the common man for their luxuries.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:06 | 1287401 SheHunter
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Exactly.  Workers at high priced establishments are no different than workers hired after-hours by wally world. This woman was unlucky enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.  Sounds like she kept to herself and earned an honest living for herself and her daughter.  Now she has the world making jokes about where she lived, how she lived, her health.  Sux.  Make your low class jokes about Mr Can't-Keep-Cock-in-Trousers but let's leave her out of the trash talk for now.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 12:23 | 1287523 el Gallinazo
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Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:05 | 1288353 velobabe
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thank you for your kind remarks about this young woman. of course they will use this against her. done all the time. my daughter took a maids job while going to college to earn extra money. she didn't mind it. it was a small western style shit hole motel. i am a widow as well, and things could be said about my character. we know there is no one to stand up for us, when you don't have a husband. this thread is even speculating that since she is a widow her husband probably died of AIDS. that is horrible to say about a widow. she sounds like a caring and loving woman. maybe she only started this job after her daughter got through grade school. who knows, i am losing my taste in regards to some of the descriptive comments going on all of these D*S threads. it is gross to read about the act of rape and what he did to her.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 15:16 | 1288409 CrashisOptimistic
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You folks have not thought this through.

He was offering defaults to Ireland.  PERIOD.  He had to be removed.

She can't get a visa of ANY kind if HIV+.  She damn sure can't get a work visa.  And after she has one, she lands a high tip job working at $3000/night Sofitel suites? 

I GUARANTEE you his replacement never even utters the words restructure or default, like he did to Ireland.  See last weeks's article.  The Ireland finance minister said "You have saved Ireland."  Geithner called two hours later and said, no fucking way.

This is so far past any smell test that my mind boggles at how you're all signing onto the innocent illegal immigrant routine.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:03 | 1287089 pazmaker
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Don't think so.. in fact she could sue the hotel if they denied her a job because she has AIDS.   People commenting on this above as well assume a person goes around telling the world they have AIDS when they apply for a job.

Your medical issues are private unless you wish to reveal them voluntarily.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:22 | 1286864 truont
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Karma is such a bitch, eh, Demonique?
You must've pissed somebody off...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:23 | 1286866 the not so migh...
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If he did unprotected anal with the maid he is a goner

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:21 | 1286873 Bastiat
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More true for the catcher than the pitcher, generally.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:37 | 1286968 israhole
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True, but he may be playing catcher soon enough.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:23 | 1286868 Careless Whisper
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now his lawyer will claim victim status.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:24 | 1286893 Tyler Durden
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So... uh....

by Careless Whisper
on Tue, 05/17/2011 - 14:32


i'm calling bullshit. misleading post. beneath tyler.

this particular inmate unit is used for diseased inmates OR high
profile inmates in order to keep them away from the other alleged
rapists, thugs, bloods and crips, etc.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:27 | 1286907 Cognitive Dissonance
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Stop playing with your food and just swallow the damn thing. And you can't leave the table until you eat your P's & Q's as well.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:30 | 1286908 buzzsaw99
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the fact remains that the victim had aids bitchez. irony, look it up.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:33 | 1286944 ZakuKommander
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My cat also enjoys playing with captured mice before devouring them.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:53 | 1287053 Careless Whisper
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@ TD

my bad.


Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:24 | 1286870 buzzsaw99
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They're gonna hafta add an "A"


I got






Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:21 | 1286876 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Anyone interested in the whole 'AIDS' story should check out a documentary called "House of Numbers", full version available online somewhere i'm sure. Worth a watch.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:24 | 1286877 Dr. Richard Head
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There's an ap for that.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:31 | 1286928 GetZeeGold
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Finally forced me to upgrade.



Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:24 | 1286878 Agent P
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"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

~ Walter Sobchak

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:26 | 1286889 Jim Lahey
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Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:24 | 1286892 A Man without Q...
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+1 million


When the world goes crazy, The Big Lebowski makes more sense than ever...

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:30 | 1286917 buzzsaw99
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Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:10 | 1287123 Vagabond
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LOL, awesome.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:25 | 1287198 Rusty Shorts
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"As if we ever dreamed of taking your money"

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:25 | 1286885 chubbar
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OT but a wikileaks cable that spells out the unconstitutional attempts to integrate our country with that of Canada and Mexico. AKA North American Union

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:26 | 1286890 Bastiat
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Some days a bankster sociopath just can't catch a break.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:38 | 1287254 Josh Randall
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Lets see her birth certificate

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:27 | 1286891 Antarctico
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Sometimes, the sweetest, most savory irony is the least subtle.  Mmm...delicious.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:27 | 1286895 Solemn Simulacrum
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Does it make me on par with the evil of this man, to hope his stupid ass contracted HIV/AIDS?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:34 | 1286926 buzzsaw99
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Do you rape entire countries in your spare time?

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 11:30 | 1287216 cougar_w
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Yeah -- that right there -- hard to top that.

I gotta think that karma just ran over someone's dogma. Maybe there really is a goddess of abstract Justice, and maybe she's not blind at all, and maybe she's holding a sword for a good reason.

Maybe she's really really good at hand-to-hand combat.

Go get em girl.

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:34 | 1286953 Captain Planet
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If you ask the Christians in Germany who bitched at Merkel for being joyful in OBL's death, then yes....

Many germans were disgusted by the celebratory nature of affairs after OBL's death, but when it comes to banksters contracting death sentances, all I want to do is reach for the Champaign

Wed, 05/18/2011 - 10:24 | 1286897 MiguelitoRaton
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DSK upon hearing that she had AIDS: "You mean when she was yelling 'STOP I have AIDS' she was serious?"

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