Why A Hedge Fund Comprised Of Junior Congressional Democrats Should Outperform The Market By 9%

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Sun, 05/29/2011 - 00:37 | 1320242 Ahmeexnal
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Off with their heads!!!!

Endgame is fast approaching:


Sun, 05/29/2011 - 02:08 | 1320294 I am Jobe
Sun, 05/29/2011 - 10:02 | 1320467 66Sexy
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion—when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing—when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors — when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you—when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice—you may know that your society is DOOMED." - Ayn Rand Atlas Shrugged
Sun, 05/29/2011 - 11:05 | 1320530 Muir
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 Ayn Rand: the intellectual patroness of wannabe dickheads, professional amateurs, miseducated autodidacts, soi-disant contrarians, aging arrested adolescents, and subliterate cognoscenti.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 11:28 | 1320548 ColonelCooper
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Doesn't make the quote any less relevant.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 14:15 | 1320783 Quixotic_Not
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Rule #1:

Never respond to trolls that dissemble while using meat-on-a-hook avatars to appeal to the base nature of uninitiated ZH viewers...

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 17:33 | 1321196 ColonelCooper
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Not everyone who disagrees with one's point of view is a troll.  If Muir (who has been here a LONG effing time btw) has a trollish side, it certainly isn't overbearing to the point that I even picked up on it.  Rand has a most devoted following among some of her readers.  Some simply take it as a good book with some rather ironic prophesizing.  Others think it is over written drivel.

I tend to fall somewhere in the middle of all three camps. 

But thanks for the lesson. 


Sun, 05/29/2011 - 11:34 | 1320558 Smiddywesson
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" Ayn Rand: the intellectual patroness of wannabe dickheads, professional amateurs, miseducated autodidacts, soi-disant contrarians, aging arrested adolescents, and subliterate cognoscenti."  - Muir

Listen to the guy with the bouncing boobs for his avatar.  That's a tell for real intelligence.  LOL

No offense Muir, just joking, but the left attack Ayn Rand so much, I avoid those debates.  Politics is a game to hide the real game, taking money from the weak and ignorant by force.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 12:05 | 1320593 Muir
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Sun, 05/29/2011 - 12:47 | 1320683 Smiddywesson
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LOL, +2

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 13:37 | 1320737 Pegasus Muse
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A most enlightening documentary. 

The Money Masters - How International Bankers Gained Control of America

 "The powers of financial capitalism had a far-reaching plan, nothing less than to create a world system of financial control in private hands able to dominate the political system of each country and the economy of the world as a whole...Their secret is that they have annexed from governments, monarchies, and republics the power to create the world's money..." THE MONEY MASTERS is a 3 1/2 hour non-fiction, historical documentary that traces the origins of the political power structure that rules our nation and the world today. .... " 


Sun, 05/29/2011 - 00:39 | 1320246 CrownThomas
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Really, "off with their heads" -- wow.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 08:56 | 1320425 Long-John-Silver
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When the US Dollar becomes confetti the TEA Party will be replaced by the Guillotine party.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 00:43 | 1320247 Quixotic_Not
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Objectivism says there are only two kinds of people in this world; creators and parasites.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 00:51 | 1320254 Jasper M
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Oddly, so does Marxism. Or maybe not so oddly. 

"Us" is always much better defined in the presence of a "Them". Thus those seeking to unify a cult, er, belief system gravitate towards such dichotomies. 

as for the Congresscritters, LBJ famously defined the diferennce between House and Senate as "chicken salad, and chicken shit" – but seems to me a reliable 9% ain't chicken shit. Or even chicken feed. 

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 09:46 | 1320460 tmosley
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Not exactly.  Marxism divides the rich from the poor.  Thing is, there are both poor and rich creators, and poor and rich parasites.  Further, his proposals allow the parasites to take over at ALL levels.

This topic was covered extensively by FOFOA, in what is my favorite commentary from him, possibly my favorite of all time: http://fofoa.blogspot.com/2010/07/debtors-and-savers.html

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 11:06 | 1320534 Muir
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on objectivism in general:

“There are two novels that can transform a bookish 14-year-kid's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish daydream that can lead to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood in which large chunks of the day are spent inventing ways to make real life more like a fantasy novel. The other is a book about orcs.”

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 11:40 | 1320561 Ahmeexnal
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Idiocy has no boundaries. 

Tolkien's works are more than meet the eye.  The fact that you were only able to grasp the "dragon, elf, hobbit, orc, dwarf" context should be enough proof about your poor/lacking analytical skills.  Try re-reading Tolkien with open eyes. "Farmer Giles of Ham" is a short story, an anarchist's guidebook on how to take a stand against authoritatian fascist rule.

Atlas Shrugged is a book TPTB don't want the sheeple to read and UNDERSTAND, the reason being it lays the foundation for their collapse.  But as in AS, you don't need the masses in order to bring the system down. It only takes what Toffler termed a "pivotal minority".

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 12:02 | 1320585 Muir
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"tlas Shrugged is a book TPTB don't want the sheeple to read and UNDERSTAND"

You fucking ignorant transexual.


TBTB are Atlas Shrugged!!!

Alan Greenspan was an acolyte of hers, for heavens sake.


Just how stupid are you?


edit: question was rhetorical

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 12:08 | 1320605 Ahmeexnal
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TPTB hijacked AS.

Just like the church of Rome hijacked the teachings of Jesus (if such a person did in fact exist, which is highly debatable).

Once again, you are living proof that idiocy has no boundaries. And your insults give a clear insight into your own sexual demons.  Now we all know the origin of your fake bouncing boobs avatar. 



Sun, 05/29/2011 - 14:20 | 1320795 Quixotic_Not
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The *truth* is always visible to the initiated...

But the soul which has been polluted, and is impure at the time of her departure, and is the companion and servant of the body always, and is in love with and fascinated by the body and by the desires and pleasures of the body, until she is led to believe that the truth only exists in a bodily form, which a man may touch and see and taste and use for the purposes of his lusts -- the soul, I mean, accustomed to hate and fear and avoid the intellectual principle, which to the bodily eye is dark and invisible, and can be attained only by philosophy -- do you suppose that such a soul as this will depart pure and unalloyed? ~ Plato

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 12:28 | 1320649 disabledvet
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you forgot to add "Penthouse."

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 06:55 | 1320376 Medea
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Stupid people say there are only two kinds of people in this world. Go ahead and bag that pseudo-intellectual gibberish.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 10:56 | 1320525 DeadFred
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There are only two types of people, people who put people into types and those that don't.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 15:42 | 1320955 S.N.A.F.U.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 00:51 | 1320253 Anonymouse
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Looking forward to reading this. It is highly offensive (and dangerous to the republic) how the laws we must live be do not apply to our "leaders and role models"

A couple of years ago, I started playing around with capturing numbers from congressional personal investment disclosure, but as it is all scanned pdf, would be a highly manual process and since holdings and net worth are reported in wide ranges, would be difficult to determine true performance or to aggregate.  In the long haul taking the range mid-point would be reasonable, but not in the short run.  Of course, you also would have to adjust for spousal income, outside business income, books, etc., that could legitimately (or illegitamately) affect changes in net worth.  You also would only know of holdings on an annual-ish basis.  And of course there always is Charlie Rangel risk (e.g., timeliness and accuracy of reporting).

Definitely interested in this report and how it was done.  I have no doubt there is significant graft and corruption, but how to wash out the noise to determine trends and indictable offenses is another question altogether.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 01:10 | 1320267 Quixotic_Not
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The state of nature has a law of nature to govern it, which obliges every one: and reason, which is that law, teaches all mankind, who will but consult it, that being all equal and independent, no one ought to harm another in his life, health, liberty, or possessions ~ John Locke 1690

Whenever the legislators endeavor to take away and destroy the property of the people, or to reduce them to slavery under arbitrary power, they put themselves into a state of war with the people, who are thereupon absolved from any further obedience. ~ John Locke 1690

Which manifested as this:

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

Perhaps common sense will arise from the ashes, and the dogfood cans?


Sun, 05/29/2011 - 10:09 | 1320477 DaveyJones
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my favorite law professor was a bit of an anarchist and swore that most modern legislation was nothing more than someone trying to get a buck out of someone else often the taxpayer. This was in the eightees and I used to debate him. Used to.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 12:19 | 1320627 aerojet
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It's the surest game in town--make car seats and then go lobby Congress to make sure every kid must sit in one.  Or force people to install sprinkler systems, not have lead paint in their houses.  I'm surprised that hair salons don't have lobbyists getting laws passed to prevent bad hair days.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 15:31 | 1320935 knowless
Sun, 05/29/2011 - 07:05 | 1320380 beastie
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There is a way to do what you want to do. Head over to screwtapefiles.blogspot.com and ask Warren how he sucks the SLV pdf files into a database which he has made available to the public.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 01:04 | 1320265 holdbuysell
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Write your representatives to request a congressional investigation. (sarc)


Sun, 05/29/2011 - 01:59 | 1320287 I am Jobe
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LOL. They self govern and abide by ethics.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 01:15 | 1320269 Vuvuzela
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Legal Bribe

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 01:23 | 1320271 Maddeafandblind
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Why A Hedge Fund Comprised Of.....etc


"comprised of"


why don't you learn English?



Sun, 05/29/2011 - 01:47 | 1320277 holdbuysell
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Pedantic. Your eye is clearly off the ball.



Sun, 05/29/2011 - 07:07 | 1320382 Bendromeda Strain
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Your eye is clearly off the ball.

Of course it is - he's mad, deaf & blind. Unfortunately, WebMD reports that it is likely too late for penicillin.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 03:29 | 1320322 Maddeafandblind
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er, no.

comprise: to include; contain; to constitute the whole of; consist of

ergo: "comprised of"'s synonym would therefore be "consists of of"

I realise of course that correct English usage is an almost insurmountable hurdle for most Americans.

To say that something "wrong" becomes "right" because everybody's doing it is sloppy in the extreme.


Sun, 05/29/2011 - 06:37 | 1320370 Anonymouse
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It's fair to say you are missing the forest for the trees.  Irregardless (;-)), acc to Meriam-Webster:

3: compose, constitute <a misconception as to what comprises a literary generation — William Styron> <about 8 percent of our military forces are comprised of women — Jimmy Carter>
Usage Discussion of COMPRISE Although it has been in use since the late 18th century, sense 3 is still attacked as wrong. Why it has been singled out is not clear, but until comparatively recent times it was found chiefly in scientific or technical writing rather than belles lettres. Our current evidence shows a slight shift in usage: sense 3 is somewhat more frequent in recent literary use than the earlier senses. You should be aware, however, that if you use sense 3 you may be subject to criticism for doing so, and you may want to choose a safer synonym such as compose or make up.
p.s. I read this while eating at my favorite restaurant "The La Trattoria"
Sun, 05/29/2011 - 07:27 | 1320393 Sean7k
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Well played. The grammar nazi's can be a real annoyance. 

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 08:27 | 1320394 Sean7k
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The use of that is superfluous, but you're an expert, no?

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 10:16 | 1320491 NotApplicable
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Speaking of standards, your ID is an incoherent mess. MadDeafAndBlind or Mad_deaf_and_blind are both an acceptable form to replace the gibberish you've chosen to represent yourself.

Please learn (and use) Netiquette.


Sun, 05/29/2011 - 10:20 | 1320492 ColonelCooper
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I have an idea.  Why don't you try to crank out about six or seven new articles on a holiday weedend Sunday morning, so that your readers won't get bored with dead threads?  In doing so, see if you manage a typo or two, or perhaps mix up a their/there/they're; maybe an its/it's? 

I have another idea.  Pull that rough cut two by four out of your ass and club yourself over the head with it.


Sun, 05/29/2011 - 10:38 | 1320516 Sisyphus
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Thank you for that explaination. I waited with baited breast to learn about the correct usage.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 12:34 | 1320655 disabledvet
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i love baited breasts myself.  "like a fish...i swim towards them!"

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 11:22 | 1320546 serotonindumptruck
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For all intensive purposes, it is a mute point. Proper grammer will be the death nail for the interwebs.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 15:39 | 1320948 knowless
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You mean intensive porpoises right?

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 10:54 | 1320522 traderjoe
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Wow, you've been here for a year - and that's what you care about? Fucktard.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 01:35 | 1320273 I am Jobe
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Is there a market for The Guillotine ? I think this would be the best investment there is.

Sun, 05/29/2011 - 08:59 | 1320429 Long-John-Silver
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