THiS Is WiLLiaM BaNZai7 SpeaKING

williambanzai7's picture



WB7:  Does everyone know the rooster joke?










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Wakanda's picture

"Fear Records" - I wonder what else is in their catalog?

williambanzai7's picture

I'm keeping my list of puzzling aspects of this whole affaire. Let us see where it leads.

But pay attention, something astonishing will happen I am sure.

Trifecta Man's picture

One minute they have him on suicide watch.  So what does the next judge do?  Release him on bail.  Why, so he can commit suicide outside jail before you notice?  Now he is a good security risk?   They only put him on suicide watch to save their own ass?  Inquiring minds will be suppressed.

10044's picture

WB7's BEST work EVER...

Zero Govt's picture

some establishment sucking CNBC bitch today described Khan as a sexual "aggressor" of women ....a nice 'framing' of words for being a bit of a flirt

she then went on to say the conspiracy theories were "far outweighed" by the accusations and Khans womanising reputation... how (unproven) conspiracy theories can be outweighed by (unproven) accustations beats me but who is to question the non-stop crones of CNBC journalism

suffice to say the one-sided way the media are pumping this story as near an absolute certainty the maid is the Angel of Truth and the unholy speed of the usual inept snails of the NY justice (cough) system stinks to high heaven of an establishment stitch-up job

the other giveaway is there's not been a single crone wheeled out on any media outlet yet in defence of the man, not a single white noise counter-story that the establishment would hastily organise to defend one of 'theirs' ...we're passed innocense and beyond even the trial, the media have already moved onto twittering who the successor should be

If this isn't an epic stitch-up my names Big Mac Barrack Toasty-Toes Bin Sugar Ray Laden

Trifecta Man's picture

CNBS is just desperate for ratings, which is why they pathetically pump up all these prostitute and carnal shows and news.

Andrew G's picture

WB7, check this out -

Timmah: "Oh Dom! You know it tickles me when you touch me there!"

There's an interesting article by Michael Chussodovsky on the CIA/Sarko links between the various actors involved in the case:


zen0's picture

I had a photo on the bulletin board of Clinton leaving the WH as Bush was entering.  He did the same gesture at Bush's head, like saying "don't ask me, ask this moron"

Yen Cross's picture

  I can't stop LMAO!  WiWi Misure!

Henry Chinaski's picture

I thought capitalists were the bad guys...

blindman's picture

so the ground rules are...
killing nameless people in remote,
to the media, lands is ok, by the thousands
or more.
having sex with anyone in ear shot of manhattan,
potentially 20 years in the poky. no?

nmewn's picture


IMF conference room...classic!

blindman's picture

bill clinton looks like he is shooting himself
with his analogic finger?
it is the federal reserve note stupid, not the
"economy". he was too smart by half.
and then there is this.

CompassionateFascist's picture

Enough, already: Bernancke's a sitting target. Perhaps Banzai should lampoon some of the politicians/plutocrats who spent the last three decades importing cheap labor and exporting jobs; vast catastrophes that destroyed real demand and necessitated fake demand, i.e., credit creation.  

The Navigator's picture

Bravo William, bravo!

wisefool's picture

Not sure if the guy is guilt or not. but does anybody remember kubriicks film called 2001 a space odyssey?

H+1 = I

A+1 = B

L+1 = M

There was another film called Eyes wide shut

B+2   = D

T-1    = S

K+/-0= K

equity_momo's picture

Dude stay off the shrooms.


Great post Will.  I LOL'D at the IMF team meeting.

blindman's picture

i don't get the equations but ..
eyes wide shut was a beautiful film
to the eye, not so much other wise.

BanksterSlayer's picture

Banzai: have you thought of doing some new york-themed cartoon with Spitzer, DSK, and their Madam?

williambanzai7's picture

I am pissed off at the Madam. Kiss and tell as long as you are not a Wall Street gangsta.

blindman's picture

confuse us say.
" when the ice break, the
water flows. "

metastar's picture

Hmmm, bankster 3-way.


An engineer, a chemist and a banker stop at a small inn. “I have only two rooms”, says the innkeeper, “so one of you will have to sleep in the barn”. The engineer volunteers to sleep in the barn, and the others go to bed in the hotel. Soon the engineer knocks on the hotel door, saying that there is a cow in the barn and as a Hindu he can’t sleep there. “No problem”, says the chemist, and moves to the barn. But soon the chemist knocks on the hotel door, saying that there is a pig in the barn and as a Jew he can’t sleep there. “No problem”, says the banker, and moves to the barn while the others sleep in the hotel. Soon there is another knock on the hotel door, even louder. The innkeeper opens the door, and sees a very upset cow and pig. (ref:

falak pema's picture

well WB, the world's a funnier place with DSK now running wild in NY. There is no slack in the greatest concentration of whackos in this town that never sleeps...WS and ex-IMF oligarchs, makes a goulash soup at its best.

Pepe's picture

It really made me laugh. And I needed to. Thanks Banzai

metastar's picture

Isn't he linked-in with the spittin Spitzer?

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

DSK Texted Hillary Clinton: Don't Tell Bubba, Pork Chops.

I'm afraid Bubba already knows Pork Chops and he just can't handle the rejection. Maybe it's time for the Bubba suicide watch. Just sayin'

BTW if Bubba and Papa Bush can shill for funds for Haiti, why aren't then doing a road show for Japan? Enquiring minds want to know.

tom a taxpayer's picture

Getting bail for DSK was difficult. Bill Clinton had to vouch for his character. DSK will be staying at Clinton's office in Harlem. Like other executive suites, Clinton's office is more of a home away from home, with a bedroom, shower, maid's quarters, Sexually Transmitted Disease clinic, etc.

thedrickster's picture

Bubba is too busy dreaming up an internet ministry of truth.

rsi1's picture

LOL ' funny but not fun..