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Wonderbra Obamanomics: Keynesianism Explained Using Victoria's Secret Models

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Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:32 | 474218 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Gold down 1.5%

Platinum in an upward trend since the shakedown

Russ bent over at -4%

Giselle says, "Thank very much, Lennon ;)"

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 17:30 | 474497 Strider52
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Two things that will get the comment-level up: Girls and Gold.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 19:12 | 474648 Tom Servo
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If you could work Israel and Iran in there, that's a grand slam...

Like, Israeli V.S. model caught smuggling gold into Iran.

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 20:39 | 475610 ambrosiac
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How about Galbraith dissing Obama (and not only),




Nah.  I guess the girls have my full attention.


Sun, 07/18/2010 - 03:58 | 475871 Nassim
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Lots of pretty girls in Iran. Don't know much about Israel. Can't say Jewish girls are pretty.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:27 | 474222 Turd Ferguson
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Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:30 | 474229 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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"Mrs. Hendrix"

Or at least introduce me to one of her Aussie friends....

The accent kills me!

Mute the Usher, listen to this!


Fri, 07/16/2010 - 16:26 | 474372 Gully Foyle
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Mr Lennon Hendrix

Dude the Kiwi accent may be more melodic.

Then again we have been burning through Outrageous Fortune by three or four episodes a night.


Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:28 | 474227 EscapeKey
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How many GS call options do I need to exercise to get one of those?

Sat, 07/17/2010 - 00:01 | 474994 Eternal Student
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Q: What's the difference between Victoria Secret Models and the Economy?

A: We get screwed by the Economy.


Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:29 | 474230 SheepDog-One
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Keynesians, what a bunch of douchebags.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:49 | 474283 MayIMommaDogFac...
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I am glad I am Keynes and not Keynesian


(no not really.  Jung said something like that though)

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:31 | 474235 homersimpson
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VS's new campaign - "Eat more meat"..

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:34 | 474243 Quinvarius
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Lack of posts here indicates some heavy whacking going on.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:39 | 474255 BankaiNetworks
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...or the fact that its Friday and everyone is at the beach cause its too hot to sit at home and the market is inches from closing.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 17:46 | 474536 MsCreant
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Tar balling?

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:49 | 474290 MayIMommaDogFac...
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LMAO...(with one hand)

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 17:42 | 474529 ozziindaus
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LMDO....(like milk through nose)

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:55 | 474296 GIANTKILR
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Then everyone will be all sleepy, so this day is over. No wonder we haven't gotten the afternoon ramp up. Way to go Tyler!

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 16:51 | 474433 WeeWilly
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THAT is stimulus I can...um...get behind!

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:34 | 474244 the grateful un...
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all they need is the stock ticker running at the bottom and millions of investors will hit the buy button, booyah

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:38 | 474251 FranSix
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It takes a lifetime of preparation for a momentary blow-off.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:50 | 474293 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Did you mean monetary blow-off?  ;)

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 18:51 | 474631 Freebird
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Fri, 07/16/2010 - 21:26 | 474773 FranSix
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As I was saying, the best position to have in the whole phantasm is probably providing the  brazillian wax jobs.  A mildly sado-masochistic occupation in which you can develop the most focussed zen and intimate encounters.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:39 | 474256 Alethiometer
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I'm sure Mr.(Ms.) Frank feels somewhat slighted by your metaphor.  Please use Calvin Klein men's underwear models next time to include legislatve tastes.  Thank you.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:40 | 474257 tj3
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I read, I raged, then I saw tits and GTFO...

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:40 | 474259 firstdivision
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[ot]I see the PPT just got back from their afternoon dumb[/ot]

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:40 | 474260 lizzy36
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So, tyler that stay at the monastery worker out well for you?

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:52 | 474300 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Paper Street Ministry...Can I help you?

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 17:02 | 474455 Tyler Durden
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Several punches in the ear were sufficient to recall Dick Bove's Buy rating of Lehman on September 9. All good now.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 19:05 | 474642 Freebird
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Exactly, the brainwashing & false sense of security oozing from the vested interests does result in a mix of lethargy & complacency. I could use a slap bitchez...after all it is Friday.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:41 | 474262 Ancona
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FIANLLY! Some chartology I can truly identify with!


Thank you Tyler!

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:43 | 474268 brown_hornet
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Doesn't anyone think short hair (on women)is sexy anymore?

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:52 | 474303 nmewn
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Only on Halle Barry ;-)

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 16:49 | 474430 Dolar in a vortex
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You mean like a Brazilian, right?

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:45 | 474277 Tarheel
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not a fan of heidi klum, too old now & has stretch marks...

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:49 | 474284 carbonmutant
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Ok, OK, This I understand.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:49 | 474286 Yardfarmer
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man is the plaything of woman and woman is the plaything of the devil.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:51 | 474294 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:51 | 474298 Xibalba
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Fri, 07/16/2010 - 19:19 | 474652 Reese Bobby
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It's o.k. to want to hump your mother dude...don't be so hard on yourself...

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:51 | 474299 poopdeville
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Err, so jobs aren't created unless there's a net gain?  What manner of sophistry is that?

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:52 | 474302 THE DORK OF CORK
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Ok keynesian stimulus spending .... check..... I think.

If somebody could give me a simple breakdown of how much money is still going into failed investments of the past vs new investments for the future it would be much appreciated.

I do not see it - the governments are only trying to keep the system ticking over while the vast bulk of the money is still feeding the bad bank investments.

My admittedly limited understanding of this strangely complex financial world is very jaundiced at this stage - but feel free to enlighten me if you wish.


Fri, 07/16/2010 - 16:47 | 474427 traderjoe
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Well, that's pretty much it. Nothing's been done over the last 18 months to actually fix anything. It's just the politicians/banksters robbing the taxpayers to support their various positions/salaries/bonuses. And now the deflationary collapse comes where the banksters (newly propped up) repossess all the collateral. Then, hyper-inflation 'reflates' their value. 


Fri, 07/16/2010 - 17:20 | 474478 ozziindaus
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I doubt the bond market will allow anymore money dumping into TBTF banks and by the looks of the UST's and USD, looks like the US leads the world again in global financial forecasting. There is simply no escape from this world wide deflationary black hole, and that includes emerging markets. 


Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:52 | 474304 RicktheDick
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Pretty much all the models are from Europe and South America. We even have to import hot ass now. Is there anything that America makes well anymore???

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 15:53 | 474311 Headbanger
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Fri, 07/16/2010 - 16:13 | 474342 Raymond K Hessel
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+QE2....it's that funny.

Fri, 07/16/2010 - 17:34 | 474500 Yes We Can. But...
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Yeah.  Spoiled, brain-dead fat chicks whose match dot com dating profile headline reads "Make Me Laugh".

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