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Working On The Backend.
Hi All,
I'm working on the backend -- notably on the database. If you experience any lag on commenting or contributor posting, it is part of this process; we apologize for the discomfort.
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Sacrihedge indeed.
I used to like rooting people's boxes. It was a way to get off and it really felt good -- a kind of mental rush of sorts. But then when I realized that if my box got rooted, I'd feel pretty violated. Grepping one's backdoor, touching their files, mounting their wive's volumes... it all just felt so dirty.
Yes - Tyler is working on the backend... lets just hope its his own.
As if invading Libya wasn't enough, now we're only days before Falkland War part deux begins.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/06/10/obama-administration-backs-ar...
Step 1> Convince one part in conflict you side with them and would not interfere if they were to claim their right.
Step 2> Watch naive gullible nation throw itself into armed conflict, then sell weapons to both sides and ultimately side with the other part in conflict, obliterating the naive gullible nation.
Step 3> "There is no step three" -Jeff Goldblum
Correct,
They can then pick up the rest of Patagonia for pennies in the dollar.
+1 for helmet.
Step three is "profit", according to the Underwear Gnomes.
Perhaps Bernanke should get his bitchez in line, lest the Bank of England start passing retaliatory judgements over the ownership or sovereignty of the gold lying in its and the LBMA's vaults claimed also by GLD and JPM... The lack of basic manners, grace, and skill demonstrated by this administration is getting to be more of an embarrassment than the last manequin they displayed in the USA, Inc. storefront window.
But you have to admit Obi is a more professional script reader than the last puppet.
Don Regan telling Reagan what to do while the mike was on, was simply priceless.
The current model is definitely better at demonstrating literacy. Although between the technical problems with current the TOTUS and the previous TOTUS' inability to control the words coming out the POTUS' mouth - I get scared when either is standing in front of a live microphone, especially if it's during market hours in any market where I have an open position. However, the excruciatingly pained enunciation of the current model makes think of a Richard Pryor impersonation of a white guy - only the guy is 41 saying, "Read My Lips" or is it "Let me be clear" - I seem to get the two confused lately.
But this is the whole point of the Nobel Peace Prize Laureate. Tell somebody you'll support them and they go away thinking maybe it's best to just go on holiday.
Obama is just doing this because he is hoping Argentinas hot presidente will tweet him some nude photos......
FALKLAND WAR ;;;; BRING OUT THE SUBMARINES!!!!! SWEET .
i hope for tyler it's his babe's ... well... backend :)
There is no spoon.
Somehow the title of this thread put me in mind of Sir Mix-a-lot ....
Did you get sprung?
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
Rump-o'-smooth-skin?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyJeC99QO8A
Double up.
You can do side bends or sit-ups...
"Working On The Backend."
Umm...that's what he/she said.
I think that is the key message from the Bilderbergers too.
ORI
We have our Astroglide to help cushion the backend blow. All kidding aside, can you get large & extra large shirts on order?
Don't get stuck.
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
Finally, someone who knows what they're on about.
Motto of the Hairy Clam Pub?
Word.
You lord and rule over all. I extend my tongue up the proper orifice I hope. Gracias, mahalo, etc.
And if you disagree, then lick my balls. As we used to say in the Navy, lick my fucking balls, now, you pathetic piece of shit.
Yeah, that's not gay in any way. Sir, no sir.
I knew a Navy SEAL on a flatop off 'Nam who when bugged one too many times for his last can of P&B unzipped and stuck his dick in it. Implorements dropped to zero. Nothing gay in that.
That doesn't sound kosher...
Shit, if it's going to be that kind of a party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes-
While you're at it, mix up some "cock"-tails with your swizzile stick.
No wonder Bond, James Bond, prefered his martini shaken, not stirred.
Master Gunnery Sergeant Sea Cucumber
Lube, Sac....LUBE!
the lube sac Is a little old place where, we can get together...Lube sac baby! Lube Saaac That's where its aaat........... Hack.
Your Fred is passable, but you need to improve your stereo backup beehives. ;)
You said that purposely. lol i'll bite.
"That'd be in the butt, Bob."
I really thought this meant we were gonna be getting global news 24/7....too bad.
I thought Weiner was in here...
You're thinking of Twitter. Totally different set of cats.
What happened to the new platform?
It's in the works. Soon zerohedge will be completely hosted on Tyler's iPhone.
iOS MySQL port is almost done.
Webservers on iOS platform will revolutionize the net.
It said 'Unlimited Data Plan'!
iPhone? Better hope Reggie's taking the weekend off.
Ya know, ya might be on ta sumptin' dere...
I always knew tyler was the inspiration for the dark night, pretty good flick, history is always more interesting than fiction.
THANKS for note. Difficult job but somebody has to do the back office stuff just to keep it up and running.
Q - can U rm ~mynhair rmdir for asshole over posting ? ;)
I was hoping you'd say rm -Rf ~/mynhair/* with the dd=/dev/zero option.
;)
Inside look at the 2011 Bilderberg talent show...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnuodLiCGzY&feature=related
And you wonder why western civilization is at an end.
Excuse me, the line is...
"Working On The Backend, Bitchez."Now, as you were.
Everything's going in the shitter...
...one flush from freedom.
when ever i try
to work the back end
i get slapped..
It takes finesse and soothing. Have you tried that, brother Paul? Encouragement to make them feel sexy....
or how about
"Yo momma gimme sum o dat!"
Works for me
They wish they knew how to quit you.
Thank you !
Speaking of 'working on the back end', where has Money McBags been?
Sadly for us, MM got a day job.
who cares about him, has anyone seen Marla lately (I mean the last 10 months?!)
Yes, she has been busy making movies, The presidents speech, the Harry Potters and et all, busy woman Id say. Did you know she is a witch? (nods head wide eyed)
Well THAT explains a lot...
Watch your back-end -- Strauss-Kahn is out on bail.
Henceforth, Sacroiliacege.
Thank you for very good article Tyler, you are right, again...
check the actual state of forex markets on
http://www.dukascopy.com/tradercontest/?action=blog&trader=SkarakX
lol
Kill Him!!! Get the Pitch Forks! Sacrilege has kid napped Tyler, Again! To Arms!
Back end = back office?
:(
Server back-end...the big (relatively speaking) iron that runs the DB storing accounts, your comments, etc...as opposed to the load-balancers, varnish, and caching machines of the (relatively) more customer-facing front-end.
Clearer, thanks!
good problems as opposed to bad problems i hope
Revamping the comments section would be greatly appreciated.
Email notification for replies, more thread-like responses too. Cheers in advance.
Ability to ignore certain users would be great too.
lame. take the bad with the good.
Keep up the good work, guys (and, perhaps, ladies).
No means maybe, yes means backend!
Sacrilege: glad to see you pop up, was thinking about you the other day. Hope all is well.
--nopat
My wife tells me I spend so much time on the backend I am probably immune to eColi. I just call it one of the french benefits to our relationship.
E coli boots on the ground
In the cloud transitory
While we're on the topic of ZH, can you guys order some more t-shirts. I'd like a L dream t and a L red evil speculator.
Thanks in advance
The Choad balancers are out of whak.
Well, well...and speaking of "the backend," Todd Schoenberger of Landcolt Trading LLC finally found his. For those of you not sure who he is: http://www.linkedin.com/in/toddmschoenberger
This is the guy who has been so balls to the wall bullish that he has put David Tepper to shame. After constantly pumping every single stupid bullish Wall Street cliche known to man, from "Global Growth" and "cheap stock valuations" and crazy "upside equity priced targets" in the "better second half"...including being bullish even as far back as yesterday...this tool waited until today to go bearish. That's right, on today's Fox News broadcast Cashin' In, Schoenberger just announced that he is, "certain that the US is now headed for a double dip recession by the 4th quarter of this year."
Well, there you have it. Yet another glaring signal that the undone Tepper Effect is a real problem, and Wall Street cares not a wit about its glaringly bad credibility. Every ill informed tool has now obviously been sufficiently stuffed into the Pachinko equity market so as to green light criminal syndicate Wall Street bankers [and financial trading LLCs] to collapse it via their fractal algo driven "investment" vehicles...even the most ignorantly bullish of them all.
I just love it when these so called investment professionals step upon the stage and commit credibility suicide...as surely Todd Schoenberger just did.
From his company's Linked in page:
LandColt Trading's mission is to proactively and ethically offer trading solutions for a client's "explore" investments with a passion for calculated risk-taking and thorough due diligence. The firm is committed to providing a best-in-class user experience. In every subscriber relationship, LandColt Trading strives to be a trusted partner. We continue to move where opportunity exists, bringing our clients and partners with us.
In this case, I guess, ethics include misinforming every single viewer who takes the BlowHorn [CNBC] seriously, and then selling them out with a 180 degree turn [in less than 24 hours] on a Saturday morning.
Anyone who, at this moment in time, cannot find his backend work...is screwed.
Where's the voluptuous, desirable Marla while those shenanigans are going on?
She on leave?
Get rid of the dumb-dumbs...
;0
Fried(e)
Nothing to say. Just wanted to share this most bad-ass blues action.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_03dnDRwUR4
While you're at it, how bout fixing the problem with comments crowding up against the right margin.
I would be ashamed of myself if I didn't post:
"That's what she said."