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Sat, 06/11/2011 - 00:24 | 1360583 Ahmeexnal
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Sacrihedge indeed.


Sat, 06/11/2011 - 00:45 | 1360620 Captain Benny
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I used to like rooting people's boxes.  It was a way to get off and it really felt good -- a kind of mental rush of sorts.  But then when I realized that if my box got rooted, I'd feel pretty violated.  Grepping one's backdoor, touching their files, mounting their wive's volumes... it all just felt so dirty.

Yes - Tyler is working on the backend... lets just hope its his own.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 02:13 | 1360729 Ahmeexnal
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As if invading Libya wasn't enough, now we're only days before Falkland War part deux begins.


Step 1>  Convince one part in conflict you side with them and would not interfere if they were to claim their right.

Step 2>  Watch naive gullible nation throw itself into armed conflict, then sell weapons to both sides and ultimately side with the other part in conflict, obliterating the naive gullible nation.

Step 3> "There is no step three" -Jeff Goldblum

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 02:36 | 1360773 Hdawg
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They can then pick up the rest of Patagonia for pennies in the dollar.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 02:58 | 1360780 augie
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+1 for helmet. 

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 08:06 | 1360898 Quinvarius
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Step three is "profit", according to the Underwear Gnomes.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 08:08 | 1360902 Urban Redneck
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Perhaps Bernanke should get his bitchez in line, lest the Bank of England start passing retaliatory judgements over the ownership or sovereignty of the gold lying in its and the LBMA's vaults claimed also by GLD and JPM... The lack of basic manners, grace, and skill demonstrated by this administration is getting to be more of an embarrassment than the last manequin they displayed in the USA, Inc. storefront window. 

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 12:54 | 1361240 Kayman
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But you have to admit Obi is a more professional script reader than the last puppet.

Don Regan telling Reagan what to do while the mike was on, was simply priceless.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 14:27 | 1361400 Urban Redneck
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The current model is definitely better at demonstrating literacy.  Although between the technical problems with current the TOTUS and the previous TOTUS' inability to control the words coming out the POTUS' mouth - I get scared when either is standing in front of a live microphone, especially if it's during market hours in any market where I have an open position.  However, the excruciatingly pained enunciation of the current model makes think of a Richard Pryor impersonation of a white guy - only the guy is 41 saying, "Read My Lips" or is it "Let me be clear" - I seem to get the two confused lately.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 09:15 | 1360942 knukles
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But this is the whole point of the Nobel Peace Prize Laureate.  Tell somebody you'll support them and they go away thinking maybe it's best to just go on holiday.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 09:47 | 1360980 Beam Me Up Scotty
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Obama is just doing this because he is hoping Argentinas hot presidente will tweet him some nude photos......

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 10:13 | 1361027 bankruptcylawyer
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Sat, 06/11/2011 - 04:42 | 1360820 uhb
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i hope for tyler it's his babe's ...  well... backend :)

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 10:51 | 1361085 wisefool
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There is no spoon.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 00:29 | 1360585 akak
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Somehow the title of this thread put me in mind of Sir Mix-a-lot ....

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 00:27 | 1360592 Spastica Rex
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Did you get sprung?

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 00:35 | 1360597 akak
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My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 03:12 | 1360794 Shell Game
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Sat, 06/11/2011 - 00:47 | 1360626 Shooting Shark
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Double up.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 03:12 | 1360795 LudwigVon
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You can do side bends or sit-ups...

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 00:42 | 1360612 Temporalist
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"Working On The Backend."

Umm...that's what he/she said.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 08:57 | 1360931 Oh regional Indian
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I think that is the key message from the Bilderbergers too.


Sat, 06/11/2011 - 00:27 | 1360591 Atomizer
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We have our Astroglide to help cushion the backend blow. All kidding aside, can you get large & extra large shirts on order?

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 00:28 | 1360593 dwdollar
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Don't get stuck.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 00:29 | 1360594 Bolweevil
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Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 01:33 | 1360687 subqtaneous
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Finally, someone who knows what they're on about.


Sat, 06/11/2011 - 07:46 | 1360885 Dr. Kenneth Noi...
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Motto of the Hairy Clam Pub?

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 10:25 | 1361036 Uncle Remus
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Sat, 06/11/2011 - 00:35 | 1360598 BaboonAss
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You lord and rule over all. I extend my tongue up the proper orifice I hope. Gracias, mahalo, etc.


And if you disagree, then lick my balls. As we used to say in the Navy, lick my fucking balls, now, you pathetic piece of shit.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 00:41 | 1360608 Derpin USA
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Yeah, that's not gay in any way. Sir, no sir.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 01:56 | 1360736 iNull
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I knew a Navy SEAL on a flatop off 'Nam who when bugged one too many times for his last can of P&B unzipped and stuck his dick in it. Implorements dropped to zero. Nothing gay in that.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 10:28 | 1361045 Uncle Remus
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That doesn't sound kosher...

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 10:56 | 1361094 Urban Redneck
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Shit, if it's going to be that kind of a party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes-

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 11:16 | 1361110 Pure Evil
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While you're at it, mix up some "cock"-tails with your swizzile stick.

No wonder Bond, James Bond, prefered his martini shaken, not stirred.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 09:26 | 1360955 knukles
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Master Gunnery Sergeant Sea Cucumber

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 00:40 | 1360605 snowball777
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Lube, Sac....LUBE!

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 03:01 | 1360783 augie
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the lube sac Is a little old place where, we can get together...Lube sac baby! Lube Saaac That's where its aaat........... Hack.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 09:12 | 1360938 snowball777
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Your Fred is passable, but you need to improve your stereo backup beehives. ;)

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 00:37 | 1360607 New Survivalist
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You said that purposely. lol i'll bite.

"That'd be in the butt, Bob." 

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 00:38 | 1360609 TrueStrengthTur...
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I really thought this meant we were gonna be getting global news 24/7....too bad.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 00:46 | 1360617 Bithead1
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I thought Weiner was in here...

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 09:09 | 1360939 snowball777
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You're thinking of Twitter. Totally different set of cats.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 00:52 | 1360636 williambanzai7
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What happened to the new platform?

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 02:07 | 1360747 Ahmeexnal
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It's in the works. Soon zerohedge will be completely hosted on Tyler's iPhone.

iOS MySQL port is almost done.

Webservers on iOS platform will revolutionize the net.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 09:13 | 1360941 snowball777
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It said 'Unlimited Data Plan'!

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 09:37 | 1360964 ZakuKommander
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iPhone? Better hope Reggie's taking the weekend off.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 10:32 | 1361051 Uncle Remus
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Webservers on [a mobile] platform will revolutionize the net.

Ya know, ya might be on ta sumptin' dere...

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 11:04 | 1361103 wisefool
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I always knew tyler was the inspiration for the dark night, pretty good flick, history is always more interesting than fiction.

Sat, 06/11/2011 - 01:13 | 1360660 Crumbles
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THANKS for note. Difficult job but somebody has to do the back office stuff just to keep it up and running.
Q - can U rm ~mynhair rmdir for asshole over posting ? ;)

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