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World Record Deficit Reported, Investors Cheer and buy Dollars, Office Max, BRE Properties, etc.

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The sovereign debt bear raids continue unabated, yet investors fear nothing, and continue buying U.S. Dollars, lap up new U.S. Treasury offerings, ramp up various consumer stocks and REITs.  Another stampede towards the infalliable U.S. economy  while the rest of the world crumbles.

Nothing new in the casino, as "Animal Spirits" are re-invigorated.  Note the 10-year auction going off today without a hitch.  The near panic buying in U.S. Dollars.  And of course, heavily shorted stocks were powerjammed by the Goldman Prop Desk to continue their winning streak:

Office Max:

BRE Properties:

Wells Fargo sitting at 52-week highs:

And, of course, there is always the obligatory "buyout rumor" to get the starter pistol fired on a stock with huge short interest:

Nobody knows what the market is going to do next.

Half of the hedge funds are shorting into this rally.

The other half smell blood and are going long big.

And each hedge fund manager is looking over his shoulder to see what the other 9,999 hedge funds are doing, just in case.....

Note how the 10-day moving average of the put/call ratio is at the top of the range:

Maybe Trichet will get caught by a TMZ photographer while sneaking out of an opium den, have a heart attack, and lapse into a coma.

Perhaps Toshihiko Fukui will come out of retirement after enjoying 4 years in various massage parlors and will serve as interim head of the ECB and recruit millions of currency trading housewives to come rescue the Euro?

 

After all, we all remember during 2003 - 2004 how millions of currency trading housewives were more powerful than all the world's central banks combined.

All they need is to be horsewhipped into action by the venerable former master at the Bank of Japan.  Who used to command the currency markets with "brute force":

 

For now, we get to enjoy another non-stop low-volume meltup, courtesy of the Algo/Igor/Robos...

The nerd programmers of which will be enjoying the finest Hamptons morsels this summer:

 

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Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:22 | 347361 Freebird
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Does this mean they use their food stamps?

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:30 | 347375 Mitchman
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i undersatnd that you can now buy long positions in Treasuries and the S&P on them.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:41 | 347405 Freebird
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Not for me..I wanna go long food stamps

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:30 | 347539 Mitchman
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We might all need to by the time the Egregious Ben Bernanke is through.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:40 | 347572 Al Huxley
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Being long food stamps is like being long GLD.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:53 | 347597 Freebird
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Being long GLD is like being long food stamps.

FFS, FSs - don't know whether to cry or vomit...

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:14 | 347645 Al Huxley
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You know, because if TSHTF, neither of them are going to give you any claim on the real thing.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:32 | 347692 Freebird
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I know.

Thu, 05/13/2010 - 02:18 | 348498 Dirtt
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Whoa!  Guys.  Get some sleep.  It is 'so worse' than that but still...

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 21:26 | 348117 Matto
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Take possession, get physical, run to the grocery store TODAY!!

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:28 | 347681 bugs_
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Excellent! Don't be long food stamps!

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:26 | 347368 Sudden Debt
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Is that a oilspill in the background of the last picture?!

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:43 | 347409 ColonelCooper
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I just spilled something..

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:49 | 347430 Sudden Debt
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as my wife would say: USE A COASTER! :)

 

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:30 | 347374 anony
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Don't know why it is,  but I feel like messin' around, goin' out and buying some genuine imitations.

(and just so you know,I think she's milking her celebrity for it's worth).

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:34 | 347384 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Soon, the price on "You want happy ending?"  will be a five followed by a long string of zeros.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:47 | 347424 Sudden Debt
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try explaining that to the misses....

   "Honey, what's that 5.000.000 redraw on your credit card for?"

euuuhhh....

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:00 | 347411 etrader
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MCC(s) doing her  " FA Stephanie " look around Boeing cockpits today ..

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article757277.ece

With Ms Drury now at HQ the Key demo battle is well and truly on. :-)

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:15 | 347646 RockyRacoon
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We don't need no stikin' flotation devices.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:33 | 347679 etrader
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MCC(s) in the Cockpit piece ...(28 sec in....) http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=1492202051&play=1

The other flight attendant cockpit piece :-)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/749215/Jet-pilot-Enjoys-hostie...

 

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 22:51 | 348262 Mitchman
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This is the funniest fucking site on the web.  I'm going to lose my job from reading this stuff!  And laughing out loud in my office!

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 21:51 | 348174 A Nanny Moose
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My tray table seems to be stuck in the upright and locked position.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:49 | 347427 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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CSCO, WFMI, CAT, HOG, V, SLW.....

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:49 | 347432 Ned Zeppelin
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RT your posts are top notch. Thanks!

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 16:58 | 347452 Leo Kolivakis
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Cree is having a terrific week:

Textron is making new highs:

XL Capital will remain in the S&P 500:

Metabolix jumped after FDA approval:

And Sybase surged today on reports of a possible SAP bid:

I can just see those merger arb fund managers creaming in their pants!

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:26 | 347675 Instant Karma
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Some fine looking charts.

It's bizzaro world in the world of finance: 0% interest rates, trillions in debt, soaring stock market, long-term interest rates below 5%, gold at all time highs.

You know the Gordon Liddy ad for gold? Conservative tv and radio shows are wall papered with them, but, in the ad, Gordon is concerned about the US debt of a mere 10 trillion dollars. Time to re-shoot the commercial. It's 13 trillion and counting!

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:30 | 347688 moneymutt
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Leo - has Robo sued over your intellect property theft yet...and your images are more brute force than Robo's...

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:55 | 347743 Leo Kolivakis
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You really need to ease up on the coffee and so do the rest of the fleas who keep flagging me and giving me one stars.. :)

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 22:14 | 348206 SofaPapa
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees an imitator here. Find a different sctick, Leo. RT's got this one covered.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 22:54 | 348266 Leo Kolivakis
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I don't see Robo complaining here, only some whiners like you.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 23:46 | 348361 i.knoknot
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i see this as pure teamwork - redundancy at it's best. hedging, you might say.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 23:52 | 348373 Double down
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Do not fall for peer pressure Leo, the ocean can have two big fish.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 19:26 | 347845 ambrosiac
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Ah, "arb" must be a typo for "orb".

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 21:52 | 348171 velobabe
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yeah, i am going out on a limb here†

you fuckin men, don't know how lucky you are that you can look at these females.

we only represent innocence.

you wish you had some.

not in your DNA, never was, never will be.

get humbled†

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 22:10 | 348196 A Nanny Moose
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/yawn. tell me something I don't know.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 22:13 | 348204 velobabe
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yawn, glad you got some time on your hands†

are you a chick?

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 23:38 | 348348 lilimarlene1
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Velo, it's the mechanical bride thing, hon. It's detached from human.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 23:53 | 348374 i.knoknot
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you did use the phrase "*represent* innocence"...

but i'm married to one of you... i'm qualified to say i know better than that. (that's a truism, not a complaint)

"sugar and spice and everything nice..." - heh

viva la dif...

Thu, 05/13/2010 - 05:59 | 348589 velobabe
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i give up, junked†

plus i can't sleep

people i am sensitive

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 17:00 | 347458 The Rock
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"Nobody knows what the market is going to do next."

Except for JPM, GS, and BofA of course...

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:01 | 347616 mynhair
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I can't stand it any longer!

Any old post offices for sale on E-Bay yet?

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:21 | 347652 RockyRacoon
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You'd have better look finding an abandoned bank building!

Farmington Michigan
Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:33 | 347693 mynhair
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Wow, that's better looking than the one I bid on last month.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 18:23 | 347663 perpetual-runner-up
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paging SEC...SY options anyone???

 

Clearly, CLEARLY, no one knew about that acquisition....

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 19:20 | 347818 ratava
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since the market is in a pipe dream mode, it is the best time to go long weed: http://www.google.com/finance?q=OTC:CMSI

Fri, 05/14/2010 - 11:29 | 351838 tip e. canoe
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good call on that one mate.   shoulda jumped into the pipe, but just inhaled the secondary smoke.  might be worth researching a nice long-term hold on a dip.  great biz idea for sure: cash for stash.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 20:03 | 347959 Buck Johnson
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It's a meltup nothing more, and the people from europe who are running over here need a place that is "stable" in order to make sure they don't lose their shirts.  In Europe the common man and women know how bad it is and even the rich do also, they are trying to find ways out and ways to protect their money.  European bailout was just TARP 1 and in 2 to 3 months when they find out it isn't working what then?  Nobody will believe that they can come up with another Trillion dollars of money to bailout europe again.  If they do then Europe isn't in trouble after all, but all of us know they are and soon the US will when the states start to threaten bankruptcy and need Federal bailout.  The reason why Obama won't bailout a state is once the first state is bailed out then the other 49 with their representatives and senators on the federal level will demand a bailout also.  And this could come up to another trillion dollars (even states that don't need bailout will want it or will find a way to get it).  Once the bailout is sent to the states then you will see the inflation/hyperinflation that they have been trying to hide (except in food) for so long by using treasuries.  Because the states will have that money out on the street.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 20:46 | 348048 Itsalie
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I beg your pardon, there are 52 states, Obama is saving all for the UK bailout. You guys have to pay for calling the prime minister of Britain "Yo Blair!".

 

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 21:01 | 348073 ZackAttack
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I disagree about the state bailout. California is the 8th largest economy in the world. San Diego's regional economy is larger than Greece's or Portugal's GDP. You must always assume moral hazard will be the operative rule.

Therefore, you will never, ever get a vote on it. It will all happen completely behind the scenes.

 

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 23:54 | 348376 Double down
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Though you will feel a rumble.

Wed, 05/12/2010 - 22:46 | 348251 P-K4
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Yes, state bailouts will be addressed in the 12,000 page financial reform bill, as note #7892, in the smallest font available, referenced to a yet-to-be published addendum ...and scheduled to be administered by a new arm of the Treasury (VMWOE, Vote My Way Or Else).

To avoid disturbing market equilibrium, the new bill will not be open to the public, as part of the Transparency Cloaking Act of 2010.

Thu, 05/13/2010 - 00:25 | 348413 RockyRacoon
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Sitka Pacific Capital Management

April 2010 Client Letter

http://www.sitkapacific.com/files/Sitka_Pacific_Capital_Management_April...

Gold made a high near $1226 in December, and
since then it has been consolidating in a range
between $1170 and $1044. This range is above
the significant resistance (now support) near
$1000 that gold broke through last fall on its
way to its December high.
It would be completely normal for gold to
decline and test this support area before the
next advance begins. Such a test could take
gold below $1000 for a short time, but as long
as gold stayed above that level on a monthly
closing basis there would be no threat to gold’s
ongoing bull market.
The blue line on the bottom of the chart to the
left shows the ratio of the Dow Industrial
Average and gold. Despite the rally over the
past year, stocks have traded sideways against
gold. This is similar to what happened between
2003 and 2005, and it suggests gold will
eventually make new highs against stocks.

Good graphs on page 3 and 4.

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