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Yandex Opens For Trading At $35 After Pricing At $25, Now Below Breaking Print

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And so Yandex, the Russian SixDegrees.com, has broken for trading at $35. After hitting an initial print of $40, the stock is already down substantially from the high and at last print was trading around $31.79. Absent GETCO stepping in and stabilizing the stock price, there may be far fewer "like" buttons hit on this particular iteration of Facebook. In the meantime, we continue to eagerly await the public launch of the Ukrainian www.adultfriendfinder.com.

 

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Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:05 | 1305019 hugovanderbubble
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if this is not a bubble im the POPE

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:12 | 1305071 Dr. Richard Head
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What color smoke was it that choose you?  Their ain't no bubble.  This is value investing at its core.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 13:26 | 1305759 dracos_ghost
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Pope Vanderbubble. Catchy.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:02 | 1305021 treemagnet
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"we eagerly await the public launch of the ukranian www.adultfriendfinder.com" - I just about sprayed my coffee on my monitor!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:32 | 1305201 dracos_ghost
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In Soviet Russia, adult friend finds you.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:13 | 1305412 Missing_Link
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^^ rofl

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:35 | 1305202 AR15AU
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Hell, I pushed the coffee aside and went straight to google.. ukranian tummies should be an article tag.

Wed, 05/25/2011 - 00:14 | 1307903 StychoKiller
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Qaddaffi:  "I'm not just the President, I'm a client!" -- LOL!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:07 | 1305025 LRC Fan
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Looks like they tanked the DXY and ran up the Dow a bit earlier than usual today.  Gotta throw people a curve now and again, I suppose.  20 pt pop in a matter of about 2 minutes as the DXY took out last night's low.  Classic. 

Look at a 10 day, 10 minute chart of the Dow.  Every fucking day it has ramped up right around 11:30-noon until 2pm.  Straight the fuck up every time.  So blatant. 

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:12 | 1305032 dwdollar
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They're pumping it on CNBC right now.  Someone big must be trapped in it.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:10 | 1305042 hugovanderbubble
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Putin trapped?:)

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:07 | 1305043 somethingelse
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"Hello this is Peggy"

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:12 | 1305051 mirac
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the bit about Ukraine - Adultfriendfinder...that was funny!!!!!!!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:10 | 1305055 Dolemite
Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:15 | 1305070 LRC Fan
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Don't over think it.  Buy the fucking dip.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:26 | 1305143 Dolemite
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Though that has been good since YTD, things may finally be starting to turn.... Though this could be just to fool smart types like me that are actually paying attention... wouldn't be the first time lol

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:11 | 1305060 Dr. Richard Head
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I have an IPO ready for launch called www.obliviousamerican.com.  It's all written on this here COCKtail napkin.  You set up your own profile of your interests; favorite TV shows, books you are reading, etc.  You also need to enter in your credit card debt levels, stocks that currently make up your "retirement portfolio" and LTV of your home.  You take this information and then, like the Nielsen Ratings, you punch in the shows you are watching right now on the idiot box, yes there is an app for that.  It calculates your "Oblivion Score" (Trademark pending) and then lists the people that are either more, less, or the same in accordance to your score. 

This is where the fun begins.  Once you have your match of score to others in or near your area you can pay extra to start communicating with them to hopefully one day meet and smoke each other's belly button lint.  Great fun.  Certainly worth some mad VC is anyone is interested or we could go straight to Wall Street. 

FUCKING GENIOUS I TELL YOU!!!!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:23 | 1305147 Dolemite
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Ill take 10.. 50... 100000 SHARES!!!!!

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:37 | 1305217 Howdan
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+1000

Dear Dr Head

Hahahaha - thank you for making me laugh...i actually spat out my water all over the monitor when I read this!

Hilarious.........

They say you know it's time to start shorting when your cleaner/grandmother/bus driver (please delete as appropriate) tell you they're buying shares in dot-com/commodities/social networking companies (please delete as appropriate) BUT now could be ripe to STS (Sell The Spike)

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:48 | 1305296 Hephasteus
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Hey mr funny man.

The internet is serious business.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpreMR7p5ik

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:49 | 1305256 topcallingtroll
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Adult friend finder is sadly losing its allure.

I found three decent ladies on the site, but ashley madison has higher quality females.

I wish i had known about this in my twenties.

If you are semi normal, nice to the ladies, and.reasonably height weight proportionate you can get all the older ladies you want, married or unmarried. Many thirty and early forty something ladies are very hot and all of them have a little cougar in them.

Sign up for the top cougar dating site in your area and ashley madison...i cant hardly recommend friend finder as highly as i used to because of the gimmicks, but sign up for all three, be patient, dont be cheap ( you wont score with a free membership) be honest, modest, and a gentleman, and eventually you will have all the women tou have time and money for.

In my case i am lucky to have a bi wife who doesnt mind having a couple other girls around. She has also had a 27 year old boyfriend for the last year who is a great guy. It took a year to find the right ladies....be patient! But you will have an amazing adventure if you play it right. Dont forget alt.com and c4p because some couples like to have an extra male to please the ladies, but you are in a wilder crowd....too wild for me.

It is kinda funny to double date with your wife, but she is with the other guy! Makes for humorous dinnertime conversation at red lobster.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:57 | 1305333 NotApplicable
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And here I thought "topcalling" was in reference to the markets...

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 14:29 | 1306058 topcallingtroll
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I just want people to realize these sites really work and in the internet age you never have to do without, at least not for long.

Just work it like I suggested. Time, patience and effort will be bounteously rewarded

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 13:34 | 1305806 Drachma
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Wow, you really have a large "void" to fill in your life. You're so hip and progressive compared to us monogamous troglodytes. Well to each his own, or someone elses I guess.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 14:21 | 1306026 topcallingtroll
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You can be as monogamous as you want to be, even with internet "dating" sites. I wouldnt judge monogamy as a negative.

Anyone in their twenties can have a ton of fun and never lack for a nice safe lady ready and willing and/or all the variety they can stand.

No need to go without, like many of us did, before the internet age!

There is even great opportunity for older guys. You just have to work harder at it and be patient.

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:57 | 1305331 azengrcat
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Get with the times.  This the social network you should strive to join:

Thedirtyarmy.com

Tue, 05/24/2011 - 12:24 | 1305488 nscholten
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$34.90

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!