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Sean Gismonte: You're supposed to push Webistics.
Worker: I, I was just givin' them alternatives, shit!
Matthew Bevilaqua: Webistics is our pick o' the week.

 

Well, perhaps we won't get that uppitidy, but you might consider saying nice things about us over at Investimonals.

 

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Thu, 12/03/2009 - 18:57 | 151564 koaj
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$2 rips?

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 23:31 | 151891 bonddude
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REECCCCOOOOOOOO !!!!

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 19:07 | 151580 Careless Whisper
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Let's get that number up to 9.9 ; Marla means business. Here's the full clip on webistics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEpbfSlMVco

 

 

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 19:07 | 151581 putbuyer
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I pump you guys all the time. ZH and Denninger are my favorites. Let me say thanks. Thanks!

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 19:14 | 151596 nopat
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Done....and done.  That was easy.

 

/me only pawn in game of life...

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 19:28 | 151597 Daedal
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First review by the 'Wall St. Warrior' himself.

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 19:59 | 151640 Anonymous
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Since he is the registered owner of the domain and there is scant little content on that beta site. What's the association between ZH and that doofus?

Fess up or I call bullshit on this request.

TIA

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 21:07 | 151723 Marla Singer
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None at present. We just like to hit reviews 4chan style.

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 21:22 | 151746 Anonymous
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Holy shit.. someone else on a financial blog knows what 4chan is..

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 03:13 | 152053 BorisTheBlade
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And that's a source of the constant depression for Felix Salmon:

The Zero Hedgies, in other words, are the 4chan of the financial blogsphere, which is maybe one of the more depressing aspects of the degree to which the financial blogosphere has matured.

http://blogs.reuters.com/felix-salmon/2009/09/30/the-zero-hedgies/

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 22:47 | 151834 Anonymous
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2channel I could understand. But what crazy fetishist boards on 4chan does Marla visit? That place is a deeper, danker, pit than the heart of the vampire squid's lair.

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 01:52 | 152010 faustian bargain
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Marla is all about the lolcatz.

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 08:39 | 152133 Anonymous
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This is the first time I've witnessed you suggest or do anything Mickey Mouse style. Thus the surprise in your underlying support of PT Barnum.

I will amend Melville's quote:
Truth is in things, and not in words or websites.

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 19:52 | 151627 Anonymous
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Nice, keep up being the best financial bloggers in the world, if investimonials works, your ranking will reflect that greatness!

Tim

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 19:58 | 151635 VegasBD
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Ha, love this review!

 

"But the most valuable asset are it's commenters. You'll get to feel like to know Chumba Wumba, Cognitive Dissidence, Gordon Gecko and many others like they're next door neighbors."

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 20:48 | 151699 Anonymous
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If I felt that Chumba was my next-door neighbour I'd be investing in home defence.

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 22:12 | 151794 SloSquez
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Lock and load Gold Bitch

 

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 00:19 | 151931 Dr Horace Manure
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These ARE my neighbors.  And where did Cheeky Bastard go?  Post now or forever be called Chicken Bastard.  And Chumbawamba must obey.

I am Chumbawynonnajudd.

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 20:29 | 151673 feeb
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You got your 10, Marla. I let it gush a little.

 

Matt

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 20:33 | 151678 Anonymous
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Just listen to that idiot.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1858324/tim_sykes_on_neil_cavuto_timothy_s...

"The Jewish-American Dream"

Cavuto: You traded a bunch of penny stocks. That's risky.
Joofus: It is risky, it's almost like gambling.
....
Joofus: I just check my spam email for trading tips.

Madoff in the making. You guys will buy anything.

Pass, thx anyway.

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 21:48 | 151758 Anonymous
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I check spam to short sell the frauds and shorting a fraud high is the least risky bet I know. Do some research before you waste my time dealing with your stupidity

Tim

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 22:27 | 151810 Johnny G.
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Delacroix, is that you posting as Anon?  Yes, Jewish-American dream is so fucking stupid.  Think about some other options that the Mayflower immigrants might not have considered.  The fact that France is now aflame with burning burkas warms me with internal happiness and schadenfreude.

"Irish-American (Catholic) dream"

"American Indian (don't slaughter me, I'm just tryin' to grow corn) dream"

"African-American (brought here against my will) dream"

"German-American (sie need ein gute brewhaus) dream"

"Mexican American (we used to own this land) dream"

"Hindu/Buddhist/Confucian Southeast Asian-American (thank the 1,000 real gods we totally controll the mani-pedi market) dream"

 

 

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 23:02 | 151854 Harbourcity
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"White Trash (Im saving for a double wide) dream"

 

Cool game.

 

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 23:42 | 151904 Johnny G.
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I was being sarcastic, but I like your reference as well.

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 04:51 | 152075 Anton LaVey
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France is now aflame with burning burkas? WTF?

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 09:04 | 152145 Anonymous
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I don't see what's anti-Semitic. Please clarify, I'm willing to learn.

The kid clearly broadcasts that he is Jewish and is desperately looking for some love from the community. Check.
The kid is a doofus. Check.
The kid is on the Madoof fast track. Check.

The only thing missing, it's clear that he's a mix of Madoff and PT Barnum. A real financial circus clown if you will.

It's surprising that ZH would risk their hard earned credibility chumming around with festering wounds least they get enveloped by the abscess.

Is there zero value associated with honesty and credibility anymore?

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 20:46 | 153415 Johnny G.
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I think the most offensive part of your post, to me, was "Joofus".    If he was Irish, would you have called him Mickfus?   And he wasn't promoting his "jewish american dream".  That was Cavuto's spin.  He admits his strategy isn't scalable.  And as far as the Madoff claim; do you need a non-jewish list of Ponzi scammers (starting with the Italian-American Ponzi and continuing throughout American history to "Sir" Allen Stanford, a fifth generation Texan).

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 20:50 | 151701 msjimmied
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Did my bit...10's all the way, I meant it too.

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 20:51 | 151703 Anonymous
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ZH is mackin' it hard. I want to be working at that level.

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 20:53 | 151707 Hephasteus
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Finally. I get a chance to really bitch about how Tyler won't disagregate himself and how Marla won't let people cow her. Plus I should also mention how antisocial you all are. It's like you're a bunch of people who you invite over to play ball and you show up with hockey sticks. I'm going to have to spend some time on this review. This could take awhile.

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 21:14 | 151731 Anonymous
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Times up!!

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 21:31 | 151748 Daedal
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I get a chance to really bitch about how Tyler won't disagregate himself

A foregone conclusion considering the limited amount of characters in Fight Club. Perhaps ZH should have gone with an 'Armageddon'-based website instead, though I'm not sure if financial analysis would have the same ring to it coming from Bruce Willis and Liv Tyler.

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 22:37 | 151766 heatbarrier
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Great soundtrack, Trevor Rabin,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRFXS_1Bwt0

"You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it? "

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 21:11 | 151729 Anonymous
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I can expect the IPO for this site will be $78.00

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 22:33 | 151819 Lothar the Rott...
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I'll figure out how to comment over there later.  Gotta catch up here tonight.

A dog's opinion ain't worth much in the financial world, anyhow, unless they need a line editor!

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 22:42 | 151828 Sqworl
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ZH is the Bomb...I like hanging with gang and getting my mainline from all you..Thank you...But where's Cheeky??

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 00:41 | 151955 Hephasteus
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And agrotera

and minnesota nice

and zerohead has been shriking lately. LOL

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 08:15 | 152123 Sqworl
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and Miles and Miles of chat..first ZH, then Coffee and Cig to start the day...x

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 22:54 | 151839 ShankyS
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Done, I hope I did not spew too much glory (although it would be deserved). Happy holidays to all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 22:57 | 151842 Harbourcity
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I attempted to appear witty in my review:

Zero HedgE(xistentialism)
[zeer-oh heg-zi-sten-shuh-liz-uhm, ek-si-]
–noun Economic Philosophy.
a economic philosophical attitude associated esp. with Tyler Durden and Marla Singer, and opposed to Bernakism and Geithnerism, that stresses the individual's unique position as a self-determining agent responsible for the authenticity of his or her choices

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 23:01 | 151851 geopol
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Creative..

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 23:25 | 151884 Anonymous
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They call it the American dream

They call it the American dream

sometimes it almost seems real
something inside you can almost feel

the dream become reality

but in this world all that's inside
must find a home
I'd never be happy with a roof to
call my own

I got needs
Bigger than that
I got dreams
you know where I'm at

-MobBarley

Thu, 12/03/2009 - 23:30 | 151886 CD
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While I have limited faith in the relevance of "bookmarking" sites, some other places where you can put in a few good copper pennies about ZH:

list it as your favorite (with review) on StumbleUpon

http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/zerohedge.com

http://technorati.com/blogs/www.zerohedge.com

 

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 00:12 | 151924 Anonymous
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I hate to say it, but maybe this is where ZH jumped the shark. The site has always been about putting the information first, not the site. I don't mean the site shouldn't be self sufficient and capitalistic, but CNBC is rated 9.7 out of ten on the site. I'm sure CNBC started out the same way....

Marla, correct me if I'm wrong.

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 13:14 | 152531 Marla Singer
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We jumped the shark in January.

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 13:52 | 152580 chumbawamba
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It was the switch-over from Blogspot to Drupal that did you in.

I am Chumbawamba.

Fri, 12/04/2009 - 05:15 | 152082 carbonmutant
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Done!

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!