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The Zero Hedge Boiler Room
Sean Gismonte: You're supposed to push Webistics.
Worker: I, I was just givin' them alternatives, shit!
Matthew Bevilaqua: Webistics is our pick o' the week.
Well, perhaps we won't get that uppitidy, but you might consider saying nice things about us over at Investimonals.
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$2 rips?
REECCCCOOOOOOOO !!!!
Let's get that number up to 9.9 ; Marla means business. Here's the full clip on webistics.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEpbfSlMVco
I pump you guys all the time. ZH and Denninger are my favorites. Let me say thanks. Thanks!
Done....and done. That was easy.
/me only pawn in game of life...
First review by the 'Wall St. Warrior' himself.
Since he is the registered owner of the domain and there is scant little content on that beta site. What's the association between ZH and that doofus?
Fess up or I call bullshit on this request.
TIA
None at present. We just like to hit reviews 4chan style.
Holy shit.. someone else on a financial blog knows what 4chan is..
And that's a source of the constant depression for Felix Salmon:
http://blogs.reuters.com/felix-salmon/2009/09/30/the-zero-hedgies/
2channel I could understand. But what crazy fetishist boards on 4chan does Marla visit? That place is a deeper, danker, pit than the heart of the vampire squid's lair.
Marla is all about the lolcatz.
This is the first time I've witnessed you suggest or do anything Mickey Mouse style. Thus the surprise in your underlying support of PT Barnum.
I will amend Melville's quote:
Truth is in things, and not in words or websites.
Nice, keep up being the best financial bloggers in the world, if investimonials works, your ranking will reflect that greatness!
Tim
Ha, love this review!
"But the most valuable asset are it's commenters. You'll get to feel like to know Chumba Wumba, Cognitive Dissidence, Gordon Gecko and many others like they're next door neighbors."
If I felt that Chumba was my next-door neighbour I'd be investing in home defence.
Lock and load Gold Bitch
These ARE my neighbors. And where did Cheeky Bastard go? Post now or forever be called Chicken Bastard. And Chumbawamba must obey.
I am Chumbawynonnajudd.
You got your 10, Marla. I let it gush a little.
Matt
Just listen to that idiot.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1858324/tim_sykes_on_neil_cavuto_timothy_s...
"The Jewish-American Dream"
Cavuto: You traded a bunch of penny stocks. That's risky.
Joofus: It is risky, it's almost like gambling.
....
Joofus: I just check my spam email for trading tips.
Madoff in the making. You guys will buy anything.
Pass, thx anyway.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ae_Kskfw6c&feature=player_embedded
I check spam to short sell the frauds and shorting a fraud high is the least risky bet I know. Do some research before you waste my time dealing with your stupidity
Tim
Delacroix, is that you posting as Anon? Yes, Jewish-American dream is so fucking stupid. Think about some other options that the Mayflower immigrants might not have considered. The fact that France is now aflame with burning burkas warms me with internal happiness and schadenfreude.
"Irish-American (Catholic) dream"
"American Indian (don't slaughter me, I'm just tryin' to grow corn) dream"
"African-American (brought here against my will) dream"
"German-American (sie need ein gute brewhaus) dream"
"Mexican American (we used to own this land) dream"
"Hindu/Buddhist/Confucian Southeast Asian-American (thank the 1,000 real gods we totally controll the mani-pedi market) dream"
"White Trash (Im saving for a double wide) dream"
Cool game.
I was being sarcastic, but I like your reference as well.
France is now aflame with burning burkas? WTF?
I don't see what's anti-Semitic. Please clarify, I'm willing to learn.
The kid clearly broadcasts that he is Jewish and is desperately looking for some love from the community. Check.
The kid is a doofus. Check.
The kid is on the Madoof fast track. Check.
The only thing missing, it's clear that he's a mix of Madoff and PT Barnum. A real financial circus clown if you will.
It's surprising that ZH would risk their hard earned credibility chumming around with festering wounds least they get enveloped by the abscess.
Is there zero value associated with honesty and credibility anymore?
I think the most offensive part of your post, to me, was "Joofus". If he was Irish, would you have called him Mickfus? And he wasn't promoting his "jewish american dream". That was Cavuto's spin. He admits his strategy isn't scalable. And as far as the Madoff claim; do you need a non-jewish list of Ponzi scammers (starting with the Italian-American Ponzi and continuing throughout American history to "Sir" Allen Stanford, a fifth generation Texan).
Did my bit...10's all the way, I meant it too.
ZH is mackin' it hard. I want to be working at that level.
Finally. I get a chance to really bitch about how Tyler won't disagregate himself and how Marla won't let people cow her. Plus I should also mention how antisocial you all are. It's like you're a bunch of people who you invite over to play ball and you show up with hockey sticks. I'm going to have to spend some time on this review. This could take awhile.
Times up!!
A foregone conclusion considering the limited amount of characters in Fight Club. Perhaps ZH should have gone with an 'Armageddon'-based website instead, though I'm not sure if financial analysis would have the same ring to it coming from Bruce Willis and Liv Tyler.
Great soundtrack, Trevor Rabin,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRFXS_1Bwt0
"You know we're sitting on four million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it? "
I can expect the IPO for this site will be $78.00
I'll figure out how to comment over there later. Gotta catch up here tonight.
A dog's opinion ain't worth much in the financial world, anyhow, unless they need a line editor!
ZH is the Bomb...I like hanging with gang and getting my mainline from all you..Thank you...But where's Cheeky??
And agrotera
and minnesota nice
and zerohead has been shriking lately. LOL
and Miles and Miles of chat..first ZH, then Coffee and Cig to start the day...x
Done, I hope I did not spew too much glory (although it would be deserved). Happy holidays to all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I attempted to appear witty in my review:
Zero HedgE(xistentialism)
[zeer-oh heg-zi-sten-shuh-liz-uhm, ek-si-]
–noun Economic Philosophy.
a economic philosophical attitude associated esp. with Tyler Durden and Marla Singer, and opposed to Bernakism and Geithnerism, that stresses the individual's unique position as a self-determining agent responsible for the authenticity of his or her choices
Creative..
They call it the American dream
They call it the American dream
sometimes it almost seems real
something inside you can almost feel
the dream become reality
but in this world all that's inside
must find a home
I'd never be happy with a roof to
call my own
I got needs
Bigger than that
I got dreams
you know where I'm at
-MobBarley
While I have limited faith in the relevance of "bookmarking" sites, some other places where you can put in a few good copper pennies about ZH:
list it as your favorite (with review) on StumbleUpon
http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/zerohedge.com
http://technorati.com/blogs/www.zerohedge.com
I hate to say it, but maybe this is where ZH jumped the shark. The site has always been about putting the information first, not the site. I don't mean the site shouldn't be self sufficient and capitalistic, but CNBC is rated 9.7 out of ten on the site. I'm sure CNBC started out the same way....
Marla, correct me if I'm wrong.
We jumped the shark in January.
It was the switch-over from Blogspot to Drupal that did you in.
I am Chumbawamba.
Done!