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We are experimenting with a new concept at Zero Hedge.  The Zero Hedge Contributor.

Up on the top menu line you will now see the "contributor" link that takes you (quelle surprise!) to the Zero Hedge Featured Contributors page.  Here we've collected a growing number of authors and other rabblerousers to delight, entertain and enrage you.  Occasionally, when you guys vote a piece up nice and high, we'll promote the best articles to the front page of Zero Hedge.  (Vote early and often!)

Of course, some of you out there might actually want to be contributors.  If so, just drop me a line at marla @ zerohedge with a writing sample and a blurb on yourself and what you think you will enjoy composing.

We hope you enjoy, and, as always, let us know if you have any suggestions.

 

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Thu, 07/09/2009 - 17:53 | 5677 Anonymous
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fucking math questions are too hard now. Cant post shit. Love, youtube guy with bat.

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 17:54 | 5678 Anonymous
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BTW, when is that dickweed Tyler coming back, or is he relocating ZH to a more stable democracy like Honduras or Iran? Love, same guy

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 17:55 | 5680 Marla Singer
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Soon, my pretties.  Soon.

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 18:21 | 5701 Arco
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I love the math questions by the way. very zh unique.

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 18:24 | 5704 Marla Singer
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I'm going to throw an algebra problem or two in there eventually.

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 18:28 | 5708 0hedge
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careful, you will run afoul of ADA lows and "big bother" will use that as a reason to shut you down.

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 17:54 | 5679 KawKaw
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Was just listening to a program (I think it was Monkey Business) on POTUS channel on XM and the discussion was with a group of guys, one of which was Matt Taibbi.  And towards the end of the program the discussion turned to the GS's program trading and the NYSE's reponse to Zero Hedge's analysis, and the fact that they actually are no longer releasing the weekly data.  Anyways, the guys on the show gave a lot of accolades to Tyler and Zero Hedge for the analysis on the topic.  Fantastic stuff!!!

 

So, Zero Hedge crew, if you read this, congrats on getting the well deserved kudos.on a variety of media outlets.

On a side note, I did call the guy at NYSE and he explained to me that "they were going to continue to provide the same information just in a different format".

 

This website is truly shaking the foundations of the Wall Street Oligarch.

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 18:14 | 5696 0hedge
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I want to contribute that your avatars are too small...

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 18:24 | 5703 Marla Singer
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What size do you want, and why?

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 18:27 | 5707 0hedge
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like 4x the size so I can use animated ones!

 

I mean, can you even tell that is Bernie in the photo?

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 18:38 | 5711 Marla Singer
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Hmmm.  Here.  50x50 and double the KB just for you.

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 19:17 | 5725 taocean
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Helena Bonham Carter, for instance.

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 18:39 | 5712 Anonymous
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authors - SA is full of would be authors and a few pseudo plagiarists - we come here for edge of Zero H'edge; if I want to read stuff by so called authors I read the comments - with all due respect - I suggest you chill and keep putting out the good commentatry with your own illustrious stable of contributors and let us all get used to this new (advertising ridden)and somewhat pretentious site.

gewoon mijn mening

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 18:50 | 5713 Marla Singer
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You will notice that contributors have a separate page that does not intrude on the solicitude of the front page.

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 18:56 | 5715 Anonymous
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What I was trying to say is that ZH is somewhat of an enigma - the brains of London Banker yet as prolific as CR (not that CR isn't intelligent) -

PS where's the link to the "authors/contributors" page please? I clicked on a 0% ad for General Motors but it wasn't there

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 19:04 | 5718 Marla Singer
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Top menu line, under the logo.

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 18:56 | 5714 Shaza (not verified)
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You are going to lose posters if we need a calculator and a maths degree to post a one liner! 

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 19:11 | 5719 ReamUs
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Wasted a perfectly good joke in the comment section 3 days ago - move that to contributions and give me my front page gold star already. 

Or give me my own column - Too Bigoted to Fail. I'll update 20 times a day with random nonsense.

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 23:54 | 5830 ReamUs
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Fine then - enough with the bourgeois blogging. Back to the Disney vaults, safe under lock and key. 

 

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 19:24 | 5728 Anonymous
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Algebra? I can undo those with two fingers under the shirt in less than a second.

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 19:27 | 5732 Marla Singer
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Ok then, I'll throw in a Fourier Transform.

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 20:03 | 5743 Anonymous
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This problem is intended to determine if you are a machine- or not sufficiently intelligent (or determined) to participate at Zero Hedge.

answer is "1"

enjoy all

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 21:30 | 5779 chomen
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Goldman Sachs: where high frequency trading and front-running met, had sex and multiplied.

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 21:31 | 5781 Anonymous
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Marla,
I applied, and I will wait on the porch for a week if need be, longer if you say so!!!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 21:47 | 5795 Gilgamesh
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This is not a job application for Nigaz.

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 21:38 | 5787 Anonymous
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I am a molecular biologist (DNA manipulation) and if you like ciphers perhaps you may try my DNA based coded message problems:
first one:
http://tinyurl.com/l8dlbem
scroll towards end of post

second one:
http://tinyurl.com/dhj9v9w
again, scroll to end part.

No cheating, the answers are posted in later blogs.

Thu, 07/09/2009 - 22:16 | 5811 EconomicDisconnect
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I used to be anonymous, now I HAVE A NAME

Fri, 07/10/2009 - 02:00 | 5850 chumbawamba
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I am Chumbawamba.  Bitches.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!