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The Zero Hedge Country Decal

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You wanted decals?  Fine.  Here are your decals.  We give you: The same classic 3x5 ovals noted primarily for allowing terrorists and other criminals to target motorists of particular nationalities (or automobiles associated with the diplomatic corps that bear the "CD" monkier) at 100 meters- beautifully entheta'd™ with our trademarked logo.  We don't think you have ten cars or anything, but our decals look great on the bumpers of cars belonging to your friends (and enemies) too.

In this connection, we proudly announce our first Zero Hedge contest.  The first reader to submit an unphotoshopped picture of our decal on a car licensed to Goldman's Lloyd C. Blankfein, or the entheta'd visage of any private jet registered to Goldman Sachs will get a $999.95 credit at the Zero Hedge store.*  For $2.99 per decal, that's hard to beat.

 

* Sorry, non-employees of Zero Hedge are not not ineligible.  (If there is enough interest we may run an actual competition for the best legally entheta'd surface).

 

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Sun, 07/05/2009 - 16:25 | 4647 Anonymous
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Golman Sachs, lol.

Golems? Gholas?

Got some stickers, thank you.

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 16:35 | 4648 Anonymous
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I would like everyone to know, that this was MY idea...
Special Officer Doofus

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 18:57 | 4671 Anonymous
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Need some t-shirts now...

Zero Hedge and the logo on the front

On a long enough timeline etc...on the back

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 20:26 | 4694 Socrates
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I'll second that request!

Socrates

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 01:05 | 11682 Wilderman
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Marla, you know this is true.  Black logo and text on grey (way more prol than white).  I'm patiently tolerating your hesitance on this...

OK, first time I've experienced Captcha predudice, but I got the last two correct (both negative integers) and was still denied due to # of character errors.  Thank God this one is only one positive integer...

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 21:53 | 4725 Anonymous
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start a fight with someone you don't know..and lose. project mayham is moving forward i see.

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 23:18 | 4746 Cursive
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Uh, my money's on ZH.  First of all, GS picked the fight.  We didn't start this, but we're going to finish it.  GS and the other perps have only succeeded because they are bullys working under the cover of darkness.  A movement like this has the ability to unite Left and Right to defeat a public enemy, i.e. the banksters.  Unlike Fight Club (yes, I know it's the inspiration for this blog), this is not an anarchist movement.  It's about  ridding our republic of a cancerous tumor.  I don't like cancerous tumors.

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 23:27 | 4749 Anonymous
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It looks like a hedged theta :-)

math folks might find it amusing.

Sun, 07/05/2009 - 23:54 | 4759 dnarby
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Fight club wasn't about anarchy.  You might want to watch it again.  ; )

Wed, 07/22/2009 - 01:07 | 11683 Wilderman
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Not as easy as it seems.

I've been told it's a "short wait" on Netflix for a week now...

Mon, 07/06/2009 - 16:04 | 4845 Veteran
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Killer

Mon, 07/06/2009 - 16:55 | 4876 Anonymous
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"Badges?... We don't need no... stinkin' badges!"

Tue, 07/07/2009 - 14:44 | 5140 -273
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Yo, I dropped you an email about a tee. Hope it doesnt get stuck in your spam. from biz at minus273 dot biz.

Wed, 07/08/2009 - 00:05 | 5284 Anonymous
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The hats are cool...but people may think i voted for Obama.

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