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The Zero Hedge Logo Tee
The Zero Hedge Logo Tees are in! These are the limited run, high quality, silk screened shirts you've been waiting for. Get them while they last over at -273.
Limited run. Pre-shrunk heavyweight short sleeve T Shirt 5.6 oz. 100% cotton with TearAway™ label. Shoulder-to-shoulder tape and seamless collarette. Double needle neck, sleeve and bottom hem. Left chest, back and inner prints. Label has been removed to prevent itching.
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can we do a logo design competition or something? while the current logo is cool, it just seems like something MUCH more edgy would be appropriate for your site.
I think the logo is the logo at this point.
Nice job Marla,
You line up the silk screening, you have them manufactured, you get them to market, you announce them as available on the ZH site, and the first comment is let's change the logo.
What's wrong with people, no sensitivity..
I love the LOGO and will be buying two of them.
One for me
And one for my pet dachshund who knows more about economics than the content free Bloomberg site.
Headline today BLOOMBERG
New home sales in U.S.jump 9.6% in sign Economy Recovering from Recession.
It's all tofu and tabby cats now.
wow...wow...posted 8/27/2009. just bought a shirt via -273.
they look pretty impressive... Lose Thigh Fat
Did you remove the label to make the shirt more anonymous?
Thank you for sharing your story!
Business Logo | Label Design | Corporate Logo
hi
I think it should have labels...
when will be The Zero Hedge Logo tshirt again in market ? how they will match up with current fashion trends ? why do not you come up with some more items having The Zero Hedge Logo...
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Very good...it is what it is.
I think it is quite beautiful in its own way. :)
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2 new ZH shirts in the store now. zero-hedge-ts
I love the logo, its the bomb as people said back in the day.
yeah not a big fan of the logo
VegasBD, obviously you are not an options trader.
I think it's a great logo.
I can see the chin of one of the models. DARPA-funded Mandibular Tomography Scanning is now being employed to identify the identity of the unidentified shirt model. On the plus side, I now can get a shirt to match my cap.
lol they are priced in Euros. you fuckers!
We pay our ISP in Euro.
I would gladly pay you a wheelbarrow of USD two years from now for a tee shirt today.
Better have some FX swaps in place, even on these T-Shirt orders, with Benny the Dollar Destroyer in place for another term.
It would be somewhat appropriate if ZH just said they don't take payments in USD anymore.
Marla do you take ruble??
In communist Russia, ruble take you!
I'll give you two cows and an African virgin for on shirt size L; i don't believe in currency
I see your cows and raise you one split head of a goat.
i'll see your goat and raise you a monkey and raise you 200 C shares
fold; the Mayans thought me not to do that trade :D
I'll see you with a certified cashiers check for 1000 Euros. Please send me a couple of T-shirts and the difference in western union cash. Thank you very much!
I have some seashells laying around... Let's get Phoenician!
Got an offer from Nigeria just like that.
I figured you guys to be Europe based a few months ago when there was a logo (or ad) showing absolute zero...in Celsius.
Wait, is this Large European or Large American? Big difference *chortle*
basically American L is European 4XL ( lol, kidding )
vanity sizing
USofA
I think this is fantastic information.
Animated Logo | Company Logo
Popped 2 t-shirts in the shopping cart and proceeded to checkout.
$91.89
Are these "Euros" in which they are priced a precious metal of some type?
i want one !!! can someone get me one ? i will pay for shipping plus ten bucks instant profit..send to the UK (not ukraine) and the check will be in the mail..or some other method that actually gets you paid! cmon guys and girls !! be a pal !
large please!
i think a burning log would do it with an "O" ring and the smoke shaped like $, € and £
Ease up on the jet fuel there, CoffeeBoy
ditto the Cyclops
Hey Marla,
Are you guys going to make a shirt for Radio Zero? I like the Swan with the 273.
where are they made?
Behind the hot water pipes, third washroom along.
for a logo, that is. One thing i don't quite get still. If there 2 million homes in foreclosure and another 2 million empty but not in foreclosure..how does the supply of homes get down from 13 months to 7 months in about 3 days? and where did all the people who were in those homes go? surely only a maximum of a half were holiday or spec homes or homes surplus to requirements..are 40 yo's living at home now, so we got extended families dwellings? best story to date for the exact parallel of pump priming futility laid bare...the fact that the dealers were bailed out by the cash for clunkers program..as the program bailed out Japanese car manufacturers for a short time..and fords are made in asia and assembled, not manufactured in the US..so a Ford or a Gm car is asian, not USA ..what Bernanke wont figure out is how come the US banking system bail out seems to favour overseas countries and not the USA! heh..ok tongue in cheek, everybody is bailing out their own country so I guess Zimbabwe wins..it may have advance technology in banknote usage! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsMVcMARAGo me I think we are being conned! deflation is good! especially following long periods of rigged inflation..i want cheaper goods, permanently..i want my retirement to be cheaper too, screw all you future unemployed, i vote we give the Fed a negative inflation target so that instead of screwing up all the time..they get it right!
How about no FED at all. As for the inflation/deflation, it will shake out something like this: Everything you don't really need is going to get a lot cheaper. The things you really need are going to ramp in price. Take your pick.
my bet is both
"Everything you don't really need is going to get a lot cheaper. The things you really need are going to ramp in price."
Agreed.
Houses built in exurbs and suburbs that aren't on a plot of fertile soil fall into the former category when you can't afford to drive to them daily.
Think "usefulness", not "market".
I don't understand U
As to the housing inventory part of your post, you have to pay attention to "new homes" versus "existing homes". It was the new homes inventory that dropped. Builders finally slowed down in building McMansions.
Hooligan, you got your eye on the 8 ball! Where was it, where did it go, who has it now, where are the homes?
We've heard that it was better to bulldoze many of the foreclosed homes because it was cheaper to maintain, and they've already been vandalized of valuable stuff, such as wiring, for the copper; pipes, and a whole bunch of other stuff. In many cases they were harvesting wood, hinges, doors, you name it.
Standord & Son would be quite pleased with the chaches.
point is..its time to do the opposite of what screwed us up to get to this point..i know this is an exposay site..so it doesnt do just opposition to everything..but how about the concept..stop doing what screws us up and do the opposite..it wont necessarilybe the right answer, but it should make people stop doing stupid things while they think about it. even dubya pulled this off by saying something so entirely dumb, no-one could believe he said it..and by that time..he was at closing remarks ( he did have a fantastic memory for names). is he dead?
Dobya did some insidious stuff before leaving office. He issued tons of executive order, many of which would become effective on Obama's inauguration day. There are many ways of cancelling executive orders; but Bush did ones that could take several years to cancel.
I suppose it would be easier to issue new ones in direct opposition to the ones Bush put out...
For example, Bush removed a lot of coverage from Medicare... such as some dental work, etc. It will take some time to remove it. They are working on it, but who knows... maybe the current adminstration was just a temporary respit from the Bush bad PR, but the underlying policy was intended to remain, and by the end of Obama's 4th years, the plan is to get another Bush-look-and-act alike.
I liken it to something from the novel "Dune". Letting someone like Obama get into office will make liberals and minorities look like fools so much that even another discredited member of the Bush dynasty might be able to get in. Or least, you could manage a story along those lines better and make it cheaper to steal the elections.
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This is disgusting -- did Thomas Jefferson have T-shirts you self- righteous capitalist pigs?
He had engraved silver shoe buckles. Things were classier in those days.
I believe he also had his paramour engraved.
are the HK Government Exchange Fund or the Singapore Monetary Authority models better? i think they could be, but hell, they have their backs to a few walls out there, city state model? what was the economic precept of the 500 year roman empire based on, leave off the conquest bit, america is as big as the roman empire, with fewer people...
I can't wait for the first news photo of some disaster, catastrophe, political upheaval, tsumami, etc where in the picture there is some victim, refugee, rioter, etc. wearing a ZH tee.
LOL - that is where you find the loser of the Superbowl/BCS t-shirts. Ohio State natl champ shirts all over the place in 3rd world countries. They must think OSU is the bomb.
Going to order now. Any Zero Intelligence shirts left or to be made again?
I JUST BOUGHT 2! they going fast! i vote no more t-shirts of this sort to be made to create collector value and investment potential!
so they can be used for 25 billion of fraudy and funny collateral heh
heyyyy ...post in order 49254 is at 22:48 on my display! how come you got on before 49244 and 7 @ 22:40? was that an algo or from a dark (smelly) pool?
So this is what it comes down to....selling T-shirts
We tried soap but there were... issues.
Homemade I would hope.
Just mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate, Marla.
Any chance you will print the "I am Tyler Durden" tshirt? Still epic an concept, and honestly much catchier than the current zh logo.
BTW, my wife just auditioned for Sweeney Todd in LA, she made it thru one callback. Oh well.
Good point. I'd prefer a zero hedge canvas tote bag like the kind i-bankers used to give out at conferences to their clients.
Is it true there's a GPS microchip and antenna sewn into the collar for tracking by the CFR?
... and BTW, what are you doing with all the removed tags? Making soap?
I have personally sewn the microchips into the T-shirts. Work to a depth of 300m! They have PWM passive antenna in 300Mhz band we can scan them from the ZH satellite from our special room at the Trilateral Commission.
yes that is all true; RDIF chip will kill your brain waves and transform you into obedient CFR slave. Now go back to your usual programing
Sign
Dave " The Methuselah Lizard " Rockefeller
Ya know, off topic and all, but I have to laugh at the embedded tracking device crowd.
A key difference between George Orwell and Aldous Huxley is that Orwell saw a future where Big Brother lorded it over us by force, against our will, whereas Huxley saw a future where we brought it upon ourselves and loved it.
You already have a tracking chip that you carry everywhere you go. It's called your mobile phone.
Too rich for my blood. Us Joads can't afford such luxury. Perhaps if they were sourced from some 3rd world craphole with atrocious monetary policy like Amerika we could afford them, but not these fancy Eye-talian imports.
make love not soap.
Im going to use stolen identity to buy them all.
Arrested this morning the only possible suspect for the Identity theft of Ben Bernanke quoted at the time of his arrest. Mr. Potato head said, "if I have only worn my derby and glasses they would have never found me."
http://www.newsweek.com/id/213696
Soap is a precursor of glycerin.
Best of luck with the shirt sales. Hell, if it grows enough you could always harpoon it and go for a bailout!
T-shirts and banner ads for online universities and sugar daddies.
That's quite a business model you all got going on...
Gonna have to cook up some new ways to monetize all the love!
Would have loved it if those logos were less noticable. They are just too big. In that sense, I liked the previous version ( http://www.cafepress.com/zerohedge.399111180 ) better (except for the "Intelligence" correction).
Well, hey, Zero Hedge's gotten bigger. Just wait till next year. Speaking of bubbles, maybe Greenspan will want one. Or Bernanke. He's never seen a zero he doesn't like, like in 23,700,000,000,000.
Seriously, they're both handsome versions. But I'm holding out for long sleeves. Winter's comin' on.
Are these American Apparel?
What's up with the stupid insane price?
You are not buying a shirt. You are supporting a cause
Good looking shirt. i think i will buy one and wear it into work (at private mutual fund company, on a "trading" desk) and see if i can get a rise out of anyone. Most of the M-Fers i work with are clueless to the absurdity of the market.
What's worse, I wonder.. being clueless about one's job or consciously and deliberately pursuing absurdity...
G'day guys - do you ship to Australia?
Man as much as I love your guys' blog, who do you think we are? Ben Bernanke?!
40 bucks for a T-Shirt is a lot!
Hey, it's a $40 blog with a free shirt thrown in. Kinda like a guy I knew who sold rolling papers at concerts for $10 with a free lid thrown in.
Yes, I'm that old. In my day, kiddies, we could get a whole ounce for $10.
Rightous bro, rightous.
see above regarding purpose of transaction.
I'll add a few t-shirts to wear with my now collector's item ZH cap. They will be perfect garb for photo ops while protesting.
ZH should do golf tees; they could be part of a secret handshake!
...or golf balls.
On topic of tees - a great new post by Pettis (via TheStreet.ca)
The credibility of farmers, priests and prostitutes – and bankers?
http://mpettis.com/2009/08/the-credibility-of-farmers-priests-and-prosti...
Egads! What am I supposed to use to pay for this shirt, the proceeds from my last three months of playing SPY futures?
This sort of peddling makes Zerohedge look like a two bit enterprise.
Tyler -- sell subscriptions, gold memberships (with advance story access), etc... but nickel and diming over T-shirts? Hello?
You do realize the average net worth of your readership is damn high, right?
sell subscriptions, gold memberships (with advance story access), etc... but nickel and diming over T-shirts? Hello?
obviously; you didn't read the manifesto or watched FC. were are not Denninger.
Speak for yourself, asshole. The day ZH starts charging will be the last day I read it. Make sure you keep your high-net-worth-having head down. . .
Marla:
When are the "I am Tylder Durden" shirts coming in???
I'll buy one if my puts come through.
A Zero Hedge T shirt - reminds me of the old "free High Times Duffel Bag with a subscription" joke. Customs agents just say, "High Times duffel bag, send 'em on thru"! "Retinal Mandibular Optical scan complete", "financial history forwarded", "Gold ads sent via spam".
Hell people, it's a statement that says "I get it".
ZH may be the first place where the biggest and baddest news of all turns up...
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Ordered some for my wife and I..Black. They're tits-up! Can't wait to have them!
shirts be tite. will wait till they pop up on ebay tho. gotta get me my discounts. either that or wait till dollar and euro are @ parody. HA!
+1 for parody!
i predict that they sell well in europe, not so well in US/Can and not at all in California. they should have Mao shirts for us californians.
Have to pay attention to "new homes" versus "existing homes". The report about the current inventory was in regards to new homes... builders finally slowed down in putting up new McMansions.
All right zero hedgers.
It would seem you all need to get in shape badly
since the 2xl tees are both sold out.
Next up in the zero hedge shop; the zero hedge
home trainer. Exercise while you blog !
Was reading this in a library... ran off to the mens' room, took off my shirt to doublecheck the size, came back and ordered immediately. E-commerce + impulse purchase = mutual satisfaction. :-)
And one morning a week later - I was lying in bed, thinking on many things, when the doorbell rang. It turned out to be two Jehovah's Witnesses, come to deliver me from the End Times. But another delivery had beaten them to my doorstep - for there at their feet (sealed inside a "bubble mailer" envelope, aptly enough) lay my new Zero Hedge t-shirt.
they're like financials.......just hold your nose and buy........
I hope Zero Hedge has a shirt sale every week. I haven't laughed this hard since "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World." Jonathan Winters and Ethel Merman, eat your hearts out.
more shameless off-shoring by the masked cohort
At those prices you don't plan on selling too many.
ZH isn't 501(C)3 country.. ya know
how about all they had and now with the endless bitching for more?
2XL's are already sold out! What about us big boys???
I suppose buying a ZeroHedge T-shirt is a Zero Hedge investment; I like T-shirts; they look good on babies, teenagers, and old men... except my beer belly (though not acquired through beer, but glotony) would make me look pregnant.
It's spelled "GLUTTONY" genius
Received mine today...Must say the quality sucks! Sorry.
I will trade a Vampire Squid t-shirt for Zero Hedge t-shirt :))
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How bout a vampire squid t-shirt?
Or GS at the center of the galaxy t-shirt?
Or showing Bernanke, Geithner, Blankfien, and Obama doing a whack-down on the US taxpayer a la Rodney King.
And the taxpayer could be saying, "Can't we all just pay more taxes".
I am a bit worried some right wing extremist would mistake me for a hedge fund manager with a nice target on my back. So as with Target Co. t-shirts, I'll have to take a pass.
"I am a bit worried some right wing extremist ..."
Yeah, that's the real threat, isn't it? Not the left-wing, douchebag-commies you voted for who are imploding the economy before your eyes.
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better living through anonymity
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I am no ob-gyn but the logo reminds me a little of a diaphragm!
I see that all of the mediums are sold out. :/
Is there going to be another order for all of us that missed the first run?
marla -- need to make long sleeve versions of these...
need to make a 2010 version
I will put together a web store where people can purchase zero hedge branded merchandise in the US, shipped from the US, with lots of styles and reasonable pricing. I will even give Marla and Tyler a cut of the action. You know how to get ahold of me.... bs you deleted that email address.
I am so glad they dumbed down the math question. I am a functional illiterate regarding math, or as Rahm...well never mind.
The Zero Hedge fund logo is wonderful. I speak as someone with twenty plus years in branding and design for network tv, cable, etc., as well as work for the Fortune 500 in design.
The logo rocks. The website rocks. It reminds me of that design mag a few years back, what was the name of it? Very skateboard, surferish...very, young.
That's what's good about this site. It's very young.
Marla - need more T-sitrst please.
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LOVE the logo. Marla, can you please get that silk-screened onto white canvas money bags? I'll take 2 dozen in Large as a new cushy home for my junk silver. Gotta treat it right, you know!
no more shirts?
no offense but how hard can it be to get black t shirts with the zero hedge logo on it? i try to buy one every couple of weeks or so but no go. what gives?
For real... If they're not restocked soon, I'ma tell the hipsters at the American Apparel store that ZH is actually some indie band that nobody's ever heard of and have them flood the market.
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I would buy 2 if it didn't say "GOT HEDGE?"
that is fuc**** stupid.
but I love the shirts...
Shirts are now back in stock, (New American Apparel versions) without the 'got hedge' tagline.
http://www.store.minus273.biz/category/zero-hedge-ts
Tyler! At 35 euros for the f*&^%$ing thing I'm going to wait for parity! Why can't we get them in the US?
Well they are 25 euro, but the money will come out of your account in dollars. Over half of the orders ship to outside of the US.
yeah i am so stupid
was this a set up?
well shoot, i think
what's happen
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you men are funny
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junked on a stale T-shirt thread.
pitiful kathy
wow.....
Got my zero t-shirt
They are not European size.
My medium is US medium.
So I guess it's all good because I wanted to diet anyways.
Like the logo.
Actually my medium was like a small.
EUR/JPY thing?