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Big Flaps in Mid East May Require Libyaplasty
Submitted by MoneyMcbags on 02/23/2011 02:12 -0500Tim-fucking-berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Holy shit is it on like...
Mideasterners Continue to Shout "You Suck Dictators!"
Submitted by MoneyMcbags on 02/20/2011 11:42 -0500Stocks ended higher for the third consecutive week as protests throughout the Middle East continue to spread like misinformation during a political campaign or
The Fed's New Slogan: Where M-Raising Happens
Submitted by MoneyMcbags on 02/17/2011 01:49 -0500The market rose again today (which is actually the new permanent opening line...
Businesses Admit They Are Feeling Inflation But Claim Inflation Likes It
Submitted by MoneyMcbags on 02/16/2011 02:06 -0500The market was down today as retail sales disappointed (thanks to the weather, a little something called rampant unemployment, and ...
Is That a Pyramid in Your Portfolio or Are You Just Happy to See a United Egypt?
Submitted by MoneyMcbags on 02/13/2011 16:16 -0500The market rallied on Friday as Hosni Mubarak abdicated his manipulatedly elected throne, walked out of the country like...
Market Shrugs Off CSCO Guidance, Prefers to Buy the Rip
Submitted by MoneyMcbags on 02/11/2011 03:02 -0500The S&P closed up today despite earnings more disappointing than...
Market's First Law of Bernankity: What Goes Up, Must Go Up
Submitted by MoneyMcbags on 02/09/2011 01:53 -0500The market rose for the 7th straight day (and the day was so straight that...
Support Levels Blown as Market Spits Out Concerns
Submitted by MoneyMcbags on 02/08/2011 02:11 -0500Stocks hit their two and a half year highs today as confidence in the markets skyrockets thanks to...
Lies, Damn Lies, and The B(L)S Jobs Report
Submitted by MoneyMcbags on 02/06/2011 13:48 -0500Wow. Just fucking wow.
Bernanke Says Everything is A-OK (Other than Employment, Non-Core Inflation, and Anything Else That Makes a Healthy Economy)
Submitted by MoneyMcbags on 02/04/2011 02:29 -0500The market closed up again today as Ben Bernanke let the National Press Club know that either the economy is fucked, or it isn't...
Mubarak Challenges Quantitative Easing for Title of Biggest Pyramid Scheme
Submitted by MoneyMcbags on 02/03/2011 02:48 -0500The market was relatively quiet today as protesters in Egypt clashed with pro-government supporters (apparently one group wore plaid and another wore stripes, how gauche)...
Egypt Shmegypt. You Can't Stop the Rally, You Can't Even Hope to Contain It
Submitted by MoneyMcbags on 02/02/2011 01:26 -0500Fuck yeah was it on today as the cry of "1400 or Bust!" rang through the trading pits...
Protests in Egypt Cause Market to Take It in The Sphinxter
Submitted by MoneyMcbags on 01/30/2011 10:26 -0500Holy(land) shit did the market sell off on Friday as civil (or more exactly, uncivil) unrest overran the streets of Egypt like...
S&P Touches 1300, 1300 Says it Liked it
Submitted by MoneyMcbags on 01/28/2011 02:08 -0500Despite new claims for unemployment putting up the largest weekly increase since September 2005...
If a Fed Statement Falls During a Rally, Does it Make a Noise?
Submitted by MoneyMcbags on 01/27/2011 02:00 -0500The market continued to rally today as the Fed voted to keep QE2 going (something about the economy being shitty, so rally on), bankers at Davos...
