Benjamin N. Dover III's blog
The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All The Speculators
Submitted by Benjamin N. Dover III on 05/19/2010 16:29 -0500An open letter to Angela Merkel.
5 Signs The American Consumer Will Save The World
Submitted by Benjamin N. Dover III on 05/12/2010 19:58 -0500Nothing exceeds like American Express.
Headline Roundup: Reactions to May Madness
Submitted by Benjamin N. Dover III on 05/06/2010 20:00 -0500New York Times:
Traders Jump from Windows; Market Rebounds Before They Hit Ground
Greece Declares Unilateral Withdrawal from Reality
Submitted by Benjamin N. Dover III on 04/23/2010 00:26 -0500Bondholders to be re-paid with unicorn rainbows; EU objects, claiming withdrawal requires ratification by two-thirds of European Parliament or 10% of European populace.
EU Sues Goldman Over Volcanic Ash Fallout
Submitted by Benjamin N. Dover III on 04/18/2010 22:46 -0500Claims GS “controls the wind”
The End is Nigh: How Goldman Sachs Triggered the Apocalypse
Submitted by Benjamin N. Dover III on 04/17/2010 17:22 -0500Don't be Left Behind.
Junk In, Investment Grade Out: FAQs About Credit Rating Agencies
Submitted by Benjamin N. Dover III on 11/15/2009 19:18 -0500Everything you ever wanted to know about the credit rating industry but were afraid to find out.
Exclusive: Marla Speaks! (OK, she's done a lot of speaking before this, but never to Benjamin Dover)
Submitted by Benjamin N. Dover III on 10/21/2009 18:47 -0500A rare interview with the woman behind the pseudonym behind the man behind the pseudonym.
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Debt: FAQs About the National Debt
Submitted by Benjamin N. Dover III on 09/07/2009 21:46 -0500Debt is like herpes: ignore it long enough and it just disappears on its own.
If You Believe All The Negative Hype About Commercial Real Estate, I've Got A Few Thousand Vacant Office Buildings To Sell You
Submitted by Benjamin N. Dover III on 09/03/2009 23:28 -0500That gasping sound you hear coming from the commercial real estate market just means it's alive and kicking.
The GoldManchurian Candidate
Submitted by Benjamin N. Dover III on 08/22/2009 12:54 -0500I break the first two rules of ZeroHedge and reveal Tyler Durden's hidden agenda.
The Misunderstood Treasury-Goldman Connection
Submitted by Benjamin N. Dover III on 08/09/2009 10:01 -0500Dozens of frenzied calls between Hank Paulson and Lloyd Blankfein in September 2008 probably just mean the two Goldmanites were in love.
Ken Lewis Tips Mary Schapiro $33M For Good Service
Submitted by Benjamin N. Dover III on 08/03/2009 22:39 -0500SEC charges Bank of America with lying to investors to the tune of billions of dollars, but quickly realizes its mistake and settles for $33 million. Actual payment to be delayed until BofA teller in charge of petty cash drawer returns from vacation.
Porn: Pleasure of the Financial TV News Business
Submitted by Benjamin N. Dover III on 08/02/2009 13:20 -0500CNBC once again breaks new journalistic ground by taking a long, hard look at the porn industry.
Leave Dennis Alone!
Submitted by Benjamin N. Dover III on 07/30/2009 19:14 -0500CNBC's Dennis Kneale isn't a smarmy, arrogant blowhard with no journalistic scruples. He just seems that way.


