Take me to buy your leader...
Preppers have prepared for everything except the most important thing: finances.
When they talk about training of the witness, they’re teaching them what to say at trial, and it doesn’t matter whether it’s true or not...
A concise summary of the week's crucial events. You know. Short. Concise. I think you get it.
A summary of Cyprus' events, for those who may be partial to information. I think you will be thoroughly entertained.
It's a cat and mouse game, only you're unable to realise that you were neither to begin with.
How very typical.
His words, not mine! Or was it the other way around?
"This is a man who will personally hand paint every single dollar that comes into existence, so that his conscious will lay rest at night."
If you haven't already figured out the plot of this sketch, based upon the title, consider yourself Bernanke.
This is one of those ideas that will either completely flop or make you think: "Yeah, that kinda works... what's this bad taste in my mouth!?"
Of course, I leave the best till last. "I'm sorry, but interrogations are in order."
"Bernanke's little helper." Haven't I seen this guy before?
"Inappropriate and despicable." The candidates, that is.
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