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TiTaNiC=HUBRIS=GeiTHneR (cubed)





He had the unmitigated hubris to publish another piece of feeble hubristic trash in the WSJ at precisely the same time Citizen Murdoch was being castigated for his hubris and Goldman Sachs was reporting on the sorry quarterly result of it's...hubris.

 
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A NoT So LoNG TiMe AGo iN a NeWS RooM NoT So FaR AWaY...





May the farce be with you...

 
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WALL STREET JOURNAL NeWs FLuSH (PLuS: Mrs Silver Queen-- A Stack Starts With Two)





I remember the days of yore when the Wall Street Journal was a daily ritual of mine for business and financial news. Then some reptile bought the paper and turned it into a serious waste of money complete with gossip columns and an annoying subscription pay wall to boot.

 
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BaNZai7 PReSeNTS: DeBT CeiLiNG SUMO WReSTLiNG





I know you may think I am crazy, and I am, but it is looking more and moron like this may be the only way to settle it...

 
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DeBT BRoTHeR FRoM PLaNeT O: WHeeLS UP!





Houston, we have a farce...

 
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BANZAI7 EXCLUSIVE: ReBeKaH BRooKS MUG SHOT





I think it would be fun to run a newspaper--Citizen Kane

 
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NeVeRMiND CiTiZeN KaNe, WHaT ABouT BuGS, GoLD aND INSTaNT CaRMA?





Something for everyone on a nice car-free Summer day in LA...

 
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YouNG BeRNaNKeNSTeiN





For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of pure PhD moron--Dr Ben Bernankenstein

 
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THe PoWeR oF 0-0-0





It's a subprime world after all...

 
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THe EMPeRoR oF NeWs





After Hackerloo...

 
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CHaiRMAN BeRNaNKe'S OPeNiNG ReMarKs (Translated for Congressmen and Congresswomen)





CHAREMAN BACHUS RANKNG M3MBR FRANK AND OTHER MEMBRS OF DA COMITE IM PLZ 2 PR3S3NT TEH FEDERAL RESERV3S SAMIANUAL MON3TARY POLICY R3PORT 2 DA CONGR3S (PDF)!!!!!! LOL I WIL BGIN WIT A DISCUSION OF CUR3NT 3CONOMIC CONDITIONS AND TEH OUTLOK AND THAN TURN 2 MONETARY POLICY
THA!!!11!! OMG ACONOMIC OUTLOK

 
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INTRoDuCiNG NeD





Say hello to my little friend--Scarface

 
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END "DA" FeD!





Emergency...

 
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FEAR (Including Debt Psycho)





History rhymes...

 
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WeiRD TiM GeiTHNeR





I notice you're not wearing any...galloshes--Weird Al Yankovic

 
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