williambanzai7's blog
KELLY'S ZEROES (Banzai7's Subprime Movie of the Week)
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/22/2010 10:43 -0500"All the burning mortgages that are falling after me--
All the default feelings and the bankrupt memories--
Every bank I left behind each time I borrowed more--
Burning mortgages lost forevermore"
Elliot Spitzer (Harvard Club non grata)--Here's To You Elliot!
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/21/2010 02:15 -0500I have one question: Are Lloyd Blankfein, Lawrence Summers and Robert Rubin members of the NYC Harvard Club? If not, they should be...
Get Ready For The "Thrilla in Fraudvilla" (Mortgage Put-Backs and Boxing Robots)
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/20/2010 12:27 -0500Here's how to explain the developing "mortgage put-back" mega confrontation to your family and friends, using "Rock 'Em, Sock 'Em Robots" as a handy visual aid...
The McMansion Worshipper's of Planet Subprime (Scam Trek Episode QE3)
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/19/2010 08:47 -0500Episode QE3 of the Scam Trek Series takes ZH readers on a guided tour of select "Garage Mahals," "Hummer Houses" and "Faux Chateaus" located on postage stamp lots somewhere in the verdant Northern quadrant of the Borough of Queens, New York City. Ahead Warp 3 Mr Zulu...
Jackass FED 3D (a parody of real economic life)
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/18/2010 02:59 -0500Once again, art imitates life...(any resemblance to actual jackasses and economic events is not a coincidence)...
Have You Looked at Angelo Mozilo's Facebook Page lately?
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/16/2010 23:07 -0500I don't mean to sound cynical (which I am), but has anyone in the media bothered to ask: why did the SEC decide to settle with Mozilo this week?
The Earls Fraudclosure (What Would Franz Kafka Say?)
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/14/2010 23:57 -0500“It is not necessary to accept everything as true, one must only accept it as necessary.”
Franz Kafka–The Trial
(I just finished watching the Earls family forcefully reclaim their home in SIMI Valley. Like many of you, I am feeling slightly uneasy about this story.)
Automated Fraudclosure Processes For Dummies
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/14/2010 02:46 -0500The latest must have reference for the rest of us...(Important message: if you work for the Federal government, go back to sleep)
A Slightly Imaginary Letter to Nigeria (Satire)
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/13/2010 12:42 -0500Life imitating the art of fraud?
Forget About the Fraudclosure Fiasco, How About My Bonus?
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/12/2010 23:45 -0500I don't know about you, I am tired of all this fraudclosure stuff...I am concerned that our best and brightest will not be adequately rewarded for all their good works!
Institutional Fascism! (What Really Troubles Me Most About the Fraudclosure Crisis)
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/12/2010 00:53 -0500"And in the last analysis, success is what matters--Adolf Hitler"...
I know I will be accused of engaging in dangerous hyperbole by making this comparison. Allow me to differ...
Mary Schapiro--The $9 Million Dollar Ponzi Clown?
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/11/2010 12:43 -0500This was just forwarded to me by a close friend howling in a fit of rage. She is normally quite reserved, so I thought I'd better share this with all of you fanatical ZH Mary Schapirophiles!
2 Big 2 Foreclose--Is The Subprime End Game Approaching?
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/11/2010 04:31 -0500After a bad opening, there is hope for the middle game. After a bad middle game, there is hope for the endgame. But once you are in the endgame, the moment of truth has arrived. - Edmar Mednis (Grandmaster)
A Banksta's Guide To The Capital
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/10/2010 13:09 -0500What important sights should every good Banksta see when visiting our Nation's Capital? Its all right here on this handy pocket map.
NASA-Revised Message (Earth to Planet TARP)
Submitted by williambanzai7 on 10/09/2010 12:30 -0500The Treasury Department has asked NASA to redesign their standard message henceforth to be sent on all unmanned space vehicles. Here is an exclusive sneak preview for your consideration.


