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Morning Chartology

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PM: Today's directive - every chart higher.
Trader: But sir... the VIX can't...
PM: I said - higher.
Trader: But if we push the VIX higher it will break out of channel...
PM: Shhh, the universe is talking to us right now. You just gotta listen...
Trader: Uhhh, yes sir.

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PM: Oh, and make it on no volume. Playaahh.


 

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