10-21-11: NeeD I ReMiND You YeT AGaiN? THe END Is NeaR!

williambanzai7's picture





Guess whose Annual Meeting is on Rupture Day?


Foods already been ordered, might as well proceed with the party...

Have you ever heard of anything so preposterous?


Coming to your doorstep sooner than you think...


Have you seen the latest issue of...



In the Banzai7 shop soon...















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MobBarley's picture

HEH. I laughed. Thanks.


Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Well Bonz, the Mayan calender does end in one week from tomorrow.

williambanzai7's picture

It's on my wall. Mayan Doomsday 2011

knukles's picture

Should I get an earlier tee time then?

williambanzai7's picture

You can just wait for Mayan Doomsday 2012 to come around.

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

The Mayan calender has been somewhat misrepresented publically; the calender's date Dec 21st is important, but this is the date that the new wave begins; the old wave ends on October 28th; the period between is considered a void of time.

Personally, I think the dates are hard to determine, but the overall implication is intact; the old calender ends soon, the new calender begins in about one year, and there is a void of "no time" inbetween.

williambanzai7's picture

I'm sure there is something to that calendar and whatever it is, they're not telling us.

dolly madison's picture

I am not usually superstitious at all, but I can't help but wonder about this.  The drives and tension I've felt in the last year.  I do kind of think there is something to this.

AldousHuxley's picture

According to the ancient Mayan transcript...12-21-2012 12AM  is when the great deaths will occur throughout the land.

Mayans ccould not fully understand this apocalytic vision of humanity's future, but scholars have translated the written account as follows...

12-21-2012 is when Walmart is going to have $99 iPad 3 on sale for Christmas for first 2012 customers and millions Americans will trample upon each other to death at your local Walmart location when the store doors open.







Zero Govt's picture

Wicked Banzai ...you naughty boy  ;)

ElTerco's picture

Is that Rumsfeld holding those baboons?  It wouldn't surprise me.

williambanzai7's picture

That's his Dad. He's the first Baboon.

mt paul's picture

bad banzi..


made me drop

molten glass

on shop floor...


now who's gonna clean that up..

LasVegasDave's picture

Tamboo hates Jews

His mom had relations with "one" once

he hates her for it.

Dad doesnt know about it.


Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Gaddafi was killed one week after arguably the most important date in the last millennium.  If anyone doesn't know about Oct 13th, I suggest GTS.

O-san's picture

Sorry, newbie here - what is GTS? And what happened on the 13th?

wisefool's picture

Use Wiki. Lots of bad stuff happened on that day, partcularly when the day fell on a friday.

But I dont get the connection of +1 week or +1 month type of stuff.

Golden monkey's picture

Incredible art as usual WB7.

Born in Canada, I told you that shit piece country don't let me vote.

Now, have a look at that :

"It appears that the Canadian government is still officially against allowing Tunisians to vote on their territory, but they will not interfere in the vote, citing the inviolability of diplomatic missions"


The French paper are much more explicit, saying :


williambanzai7's picture

Here's your solution. First get Chinese citizenship then reapply ;-)

Golden monkey's picture

From french paper :

"However, Ottawa is planning to undertake diplomatic sanctions"

(for those that vote!)

What's next, I tell you what's next

Right before they sended me an informer on the street this afternoon,

a fat fucken french hospital whore 

See you in November.

employee ask me that I need, in order to get apointment, a

?"consul". The problem is both me and my girlfriend can not

?figure out what is a consul......

?They call that free healtcare, scaring people in newspaper saying :

?you can get disease if you go in hospital. Old fucktards are scare like hell, younger one can't get in...

Golden monkey's picture

And trust me Banzai, they are planning right now to make me pay for those word as you read this.

I read in the mind of a pig like in an open book for the last 30 years.

Hook Line and Sphincter's picture

Banzai, unfortunately I saw a 100 dead black swans down by the lake shore. The only ones that were still alive were the lightest colored. You could see them, dropping fiat money on all the carcasses below.

stiler's picture

Concupiscence has become natural for us and has become our second nature. There are therefore two natures in us: one good, the other bad. Where is God?

Where you are not.

And the Kingdom of God is within you. Lu 17:21


Pascal, Pensees


Harold Camping is deceived in predicting the timing of the rapture. Jesus even said he himself didn't know it.

Matxeu's picture

Holy fiat! Dollar swap lines are rising. Guess it's time for another Keynesian- 3 ounces of Bombay sapphire, 3 slices of lime, 3 ice cubes frosted with sugar on top- actually better to remain 'austere.'

General Debility's picture

Granted Ron Paul is the cutest flesh-eater in that picture but ireckon you should turn him into a pixie or something more benign.

Thanks for years of hysterics at my computer WB7. Signed up specially to tell you so!!

URZIZMINE's picture

My buddy's ex wife looked like that. And that was before the wedding.

Tunga's picture

You have no Idea.


In Tunga we trust.

Piranhanoia's picture

The bernankostoat 2031,  oy!

Heroic Couplet's picture

Give the private bank cartel five days to re-instate Glass-Steagall, remove all lobbyists from Wasthington, DC, and institute fractional reserve banking. If they don't, you forgot the part about loading all bankers pictures into military drones. Start on Saturday, and take them out. Let's see who wants to show up to work on Wall Street on Tuesday.

williambanzai7's picture

It is very simple to outline an elegant solution, but those MSM pundits keep demanding a complicated agenda they can rip apart.

It's pitiful. It displays what they all are.

CompassionateFascist's picture

Usually Banzai makes me laugh out loud with pleasure...and enlightenment. But some of these images were downright frightening. Oh, it's Holloween!

williambanzai7's picture

Yes, in keeping with the season of the witch.

anynonmous's picture

what do they call it when a headline is placed  below an unrelated  photo?



anynonmous's picture

and the look on Tony Bologna's face as he engages some OWSers with Pepper Spray


anynonmous's picture

I guess this image would have been just too frightening


AldousHuxley's picture

we can thank this guy for bringing us the TSA scanners

centerline's picture

Now moving onto highways.  One step closer to state borders, random vehicle searches, etc.  For your own protection of course.

williambanzai7's picture

All this terrorism counter measure bullshit is directed at very different "terrorists" in their minds.

monopoly's picture

Nicely done and so true.

dizzyfingers's picture

We all should run for our lives. But where?

williambanzai7's picture

Run to Godfathers Pizza and Burger King.

AldousHuxley's picture

if you want a massive diarrhea


All you need to beat Herman Cain is have ads featuring people saying how they got diarrhea after eating at Godfather's pizza.

Miss Expectations's picture

Holy Sh*t Sherlock...someone be messin with Supreme Court  case references with respect to "natural born citizens."

Attorney Donofrio's Full report "Justia.com Surgically Removed “Minor v Happersett” from 25 Supreme Court Opinions in run up to ’08 Election",  published today explains that exposure to criminal punishment is a direct result of not just the tampering, but more specifically, as a result of placing text on every tampered page which states, "Full text of case":

Regardless of who you supported in 2008, or whether you agree with the assertion of Minor’s relevance, every American should be outraged that 25 Supreme Court cases were surgically sabotaged and then passed off to the public as if the tampered versions contained the “Full Text of Case”.  This is the very definition of “Orwellian” fascism.  It’s propaganda.  And there is no place for it in the United States.  The sacrifices for truth and justice which created and have sustained this nation are wantonly debased by the subversive deception emanating from Justia.com servers. - Leo Donofrio Esq.