BaNZai7 GoeS To THe OSCONS 2012

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Here are 137 Movie Images Documenting the Freak Show Known As 2011


And the Winner is...


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Mon, 02/27/2012 - 01:43 | 2199809 Joseph Jones
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We're not worthy....


Mon, 02/27/2012 - 01:32 | 2199793 Frank N. Beans
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very good, but you forgot....

"There's Something About Barry"



Mon, 02/27/2012 - 06:52 | 2199978 williambanzai7
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I'm gonna save that idea...thank you

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 00:13 | 2199623 GottaBKiddn
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Banz, your'e a real gone cat, man. The most in coolness.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 22:24 | 2199314 ??
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10 contributions in one


Sun, 02/26/2012 - 21:46 | 2199212 SwingForce
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Blythe b/w JD Time- All time new #1! 

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 21:02 | 2199137 Dollar Bill Hiccup
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I think we just jumped from Oscon level 5 to level 3 sir!

I thought it was disturbing when I saw Natalie Portman in that trailer ... now ? Shivers.

But really, Mr. Strauss-Con had no reason to believe those women were prostitutes at the sex parties he was going to. He thought they just dug the DSK.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 20:24 | 2199057 nmewn
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Black Swan, Mr.Ed and Kool & the are a master satirist Banzai.

Bowing deeply here ;-)

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 20:08 | 2199021 mayhem_korner
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Is the mustache on Merkel her own or just some post-nasal drip from Sarkozy?   

Inquiring minds want to know.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 19:51 | 2198979 I am Jobe
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I am cracking up watching Corzine

Man you are the best Banzai.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 18:40 | 2198824 williambanzai7
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How many of you are glued to the TV watching the Red Carpet warm up? ;-)

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 22:12 | 2199273 BeetleBailey
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The Oscar for the Best Satire Goes to.......


William Bonzai 7!!!!!!!!!!!! for his total lampooning and body-art slamming of every stinking "leader" on the planet!


Special mention of this lifetime achievement award is for Bonzai's work in the Troika category - Greek sub-culture.


Accepting the award for Mr. Bonzai, who is on location in Mexico, playing a fly on the wall in Tim Geithner's bedroom at the G-20, is Tyler Durden, who just got done force feeding Angie a cheeseburger.....

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 00:01 | 2199593 williambanzai7
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Thank you, thank you, I forgot my speech...

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 19:09 | 2198910 malek
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Didn't even hear of such a thing before you mentioned it...

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 19:12 | 2198916 williambanzai7
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You'll do better watching the slide show ;-)

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 21:34 | 2199186 SAT 800
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OMG. I love the Ponzi Tree of Liars; I need it. There you go again, producing art-work I need; what about my vow of austerity?

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 19:03 | 2198892 non_anon
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fuck hollyweird and fuck the oscars

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 18:49 | 2198855 Wakanda
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I am baking sweet potato fries and listening to Abbey Newton's "Castles Kirks and Caves":

Celtic music with the cello featured - beautiful, haunting, and timeless.  Good antidote for the shit on the tube.

I'll catch up with Hollywood after the drama is over.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 18:28 | 2198806 Wakanda
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Hollywood  =  Fail

Failure to tell stories that explain what we do to ourselves.

But if the movies were deeply honest, few would go to see them.

Ain't that Amerika...

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 18:37 | 2198819 williambanzai7
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I am happy to report that the only nominee that I have viewed was Money Ball, and that was before I got pissed off about SOPA.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 18:10 | 2198765 VyseLegendaire
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I can't pick between the Ides of Farse and Black Swan.  I wish they would show these during the real Oscar commercials ....:)

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 17:51 | 2198719 Nobody For President
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I was all for the Banzai Institute Tree of Life until we got to the winner - Yep, It's the winner, all right.

Yesterday's MSM 'news' : Corozine probably will probably not do jail time.

Surprise, surprise...

Banzai is all we have left - to the Pillory!

Thanks again.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 17:58 | 2198729 williambanzai7
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I missed that, but I surmised as much in the beginning. The whole system is designed to keep pinstriped thieves out of jail.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is a fool.

Remember what the inside job director said at last year's Oscars. How has that changed?

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 17:43 | 2198706 cherry picker
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It is amazing how the MF Global farce is no longer MSM material.  It is another validation that hush money works wonders

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 17:45 | 2198709 williambanzai7
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Now they'll all point at that Japanese fund and say see, we are not so bad.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 17:41 | 2198703 kaiserhoff
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Great as usual, William.  You have us spoiled.  We expect great things and you always deliver.

May Corzine get everything he deserves, where the sun doesn't shine.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 17:46 | 2198710 williambanzai7
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He thinks he is gonna Fuld us. He's right.

Tue, 02/28/2012 - 03:47 | 2202990 AgShaman
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Hahaha....Soft Worms.....Classic!

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 21:39 | 2199200 SAT 800
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Nothing can top the commercial Jon Corzine made for seat belts when he crashed when he was Governor; He comes on the video and says, "Hi, My name's Jon Corzine, and I should be dead". What can you say after that? Yeah, you're damn right you should; apparently the problem is that God has a warped sense of humor. What a riot.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 17:31 | 2198686 Likstane
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Hey WB7 Your stuff is ridiculous funny.   Maybe you should slow down on the output.  We are getting spoiled and will be subject to the law of diminishing returns. 

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 17:54 | 2198708 williambanzai7
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You grow old, you learn: use it or lose it.

Been at it two years now and the views are accelerating in velocity I am happy to report.

1 million just on Flickr Feb through September. Gonna hit the 2 million mark today and the inbox is stuffed full of requests. 500,000 Flickr views since you joined ZH seven weeks ago and the Flickr traffic runs slower than the views here.

I keep thinking I'll slow down when the shitheads all become honest...

When do you think that will be?

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 21:41 | 2199202 SAT 800
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OMG, William, you're a virus. Err, I mean you're viral. hmm. Well, I don't actually speak "hip"; but the numbers sound very impressive.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 20:41 | 2199096 lakecity55
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When the Fed agrees to an audit by Ron Paul.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 19:54 | 2198984 Likstane
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Maybe my semi-complaint was was logged because I don't watch TV and the only movie I've seen in a couple years is Moneyball, so a lot of the 'entertainment' references I don't understand.   As far as the shitheads honesty timing goes, about 1 sec. after death. 

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 00:06 | 2199604 williambanzai7
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You know, I didn't see any of this year's nominees except Money Ball. I just looked at the posters. Now hows that for satire? ;-)

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 18:04 | 2198743 AetosAeros
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So job security actually has meaning for you? Congrats on a well laid plan and choice.

Me, I'm choosing Mortician. Figure if I ain't busy, I'm all that's left and it's time to start talking to the cockroaches about long term honorary caskets filled with water and crumbs just in case regeneration occurs.


Your take on things is above par of your fellow man, and it's good to see that you post it here on ZH where others like you can truly show respect for it with well informed appreciation.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 18:12 | 2198771 williambanzai7
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There is a loose sort of plan and like all plans in execution, patience is a virtue ;-)

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 17:08 | 2198638 shinola
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Oh man, that Black Swan/Corzine image is going to stick in my head.

Right up there with the Mars Attacks/Gingrich wife. I just can't see a pic. or video of her anymore without visualizing her as that martian bimbo. 

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 17:04 | 2198621 falak pema
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Hollywood produced a cartoonist, Walt Disney himself. I'm being fanciful : WB7 looks like his facetious son from opposite end of spectrum. But, this is no fairy tail cartoonist, this is one fella portraying life's main uber-alles representatives dressed up like in their own portraits of Dorian Gray characters, shown for what they really are, not for what they pretend to be in front of the media buzz and the sheeple fuzz. 

So WB7 how does it feel to be Walt Disney's and Oscar Wilde's wildest dreams come true? One man's reality another man's night mare! You fill both places. Kudos to you. 

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 16:31 | 2198534 Don Birnam
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"The Con Artist"

Angela Merkel -- such elegant beauty ! And Sarkozy -- the profile ! Move over, John Barrymore: we have redefined the casting director's very object -- the exemplar -- of aquiline perfection.

The Zero Hedge Palme d'Or goes to...Wiliam Banzai VII !

Mon, 02/27/2012 - 05:37 | 2199953 falak pema
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the Con artist conned the ceremony for 5 Oscars! 

Poor George!

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 14:54 | 2198270 HungrySeagull
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I like the Warhorse one the best!

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 14:47 | 2198242 resurger
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Sun, 02/26/2012 - 14:42 | 2198231 monoloco
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William, Ypou needed to show the roots of that tree.

Thanks for the entertainment.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 14:39 | 2198223 surfsup
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Bonzo, you are just getting so much better at these!  My fave Transformers QE3 along with OSCON.   Guess those Myans knew something about 2012 -- when the shit rig was up in the minds of the masses.   Enjoying your dot matrix napalm assaults as always!  

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 14:33 | 2198197 ebworthen
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Corzine!  LOL

Between him and the ECB subjugating all bondholder rights in Europe the show SHOULD be over.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 14:48 | 2198246 resurger
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The Black Swan Corzine is EPIC + True Story WB7


Sun, 02/26/2012 - 14:52 | 2198261 Manthong
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He would probably trade a pile of BTP's and a "Get Out of Jail, Free" card for that hair.

Sun, 02/26/2012 - 14:30 | 2198187 thewhitelion
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I could barely keep from barfing when I saw Corzine.  And still, I looked at it 4 times.

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